How does this make you feel /vp/?

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Could be worse tbf, could be them dressing up as and identifying as Pokémon I suppose

>you will never have a friend who helps you wearing girls clothes and make out with your rival
Why live?

>>25649707
>>25649719

Gabriella best girl.

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Honestly, I feel nothing. This is pretty damn mild compared to some stuff I've seen here just this week.

>>25649702

I would an Ash, but im not a fan of crossdressing and traps. Ashley is one exception tho

>>25649702
I've seen this artist and she does some good stuff but holy fuck why does she do this

I suppose I'm most concerned about ash's apparent powder puff fetish.
>It feels so good
Really ash? the makeup applicator feels so good?

>>25649760
>im not a fan of crossdressing and traps
Faggot.

entirely indifferent to be honest

>>25649765
It was a omission.
>>25649768
Maybe Ashley is referring to being able to express her identity.

>>25649719
>>25649707
>>25649702

Autism

OP here.
I got lewd Poketraps too if you guys want them.

>>25649806
You're just insecure about your gender identity.

>>25649808
>if you guys want them.
just announcing your dump then?
coolio

>>25649808
Yes, we want them.

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>>25649769
>not being a faggot = being a faggot
What a time to be alive

>>25649825
>diapers
stop now

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>>25649828

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>>25649825

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>>25649828
>>25649841
Jesus Christ I think I'm about to vomit. The fact that people actually jerk off to this is the most vile part.

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>>25649840

>>25649852
A traumatic backstory does not justify a fetish.

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>>25649852
someone paid for this to be inflicted upon the world

>>25649852
>use Blaziken and Magnezone
>Steelix and Gyarados get fugd

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>>25649825
>>25649852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEFnH0Fu-e4

>>25649707
It's hilarious if you read it in Gary's English voice.

>>25649871
It's amazing the things people would rather have than money.

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>>25649871
Anon there's a lot worse things that people have paid for to be inflicted on the world.

>>25649869
>what is incontinence

>>25649875
Cheren makes a surprisingly cute girl. Pity it looks like Bianca is about to murder him for it while N looks on.

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>>25649863
Don't be a faggot.
>>25649897
Bianca is just helping him understand who he is.

>>25649821
Ok faggot, imagine this.

>wake up one day
>trap Ash and Gary are named next to you
>big dicks, boobs, and was
>for you things are pefect
>then, they speak
>you hear Ash's crusty voice and Gary's sarcastic man voice
>no cute feminine voices
>also natural man body odor smell

Next time you two to traps, think about these things

>>25649908
>being a faggot = not being a faggot
Nice logic there broseph. I fucking wish I lived in the mid 20th century just to see degenerates like you be lynched.

>>25649908
That is not what the expression on her face tells me. That's the kind of expression that says "once you're dead, I'LL be fairest in the land!"

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>>25649931
Look if you want to sucking dick that's fine but you don't have to make such a big show about it.

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>>25649987

>>25649987
STOP

>>25649987
More of this one

>>25649991
>if I don't want to be sucking dick
I want to be fucking pussy desu. And sucking on a girl's tits. And getting her pregnant.

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>>25649998

>>25650000
Faggot

>>25649828
>>25649841

Nuggets a cool guy but he really needs to improve his art.

>>25649702
I like crossdessing, so pretty good

>>25649987
which direction am i supposed to read these panels? it doesnt flow at all.

>people get triggered to the max by my mundane fetish
>but don't mind the trash in this thread
Why

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>>25649998
>this panel

>>25650057
what degeneracy is your 'mundane fetish'?
i bet its feet isnt it?

>>25650009
A guy wanting to have sex with a girl is the gayest thing I've ever heard.

>>25650071
>Burn it all, Charmander
>Burn it all down.

>>25650091
Tell God that not us desu.

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>>25650079
Nah it's pregnancy

>>25650099
But that's cute.

Shit tier fanart, though.

>>25650099
I'm not sure if that's better or worse than diaper fetish.
At least with the diaper fetish I understand the desire for the stimulation.

>>25650099
pregnancy is a pretty good fetish
as long as it's not mpreg

>>25650139
THIS

>>25650139
Sorry, meant as long as it IS mpreg

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>>25650121
>shit tier fanart
Anon there's art that's a lot worse than that. Give it the benefit of the doubt.
>>25650139
>mpreg
Literally nothing is more cancerous

>>25649735
>could be them dressing up as and identifying as Pokémon I suppose
>"In that case, I'll choose Squirtle!"

>>25650165
There's a lot better too but I've been banned for posting it here before so I won't

>>25650139
Where that captioned picture of mpreg Vageta getting all SJW?

>>25650197
then imgur it

>>25650095
God loves me.
Can you say the same?

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>>25650197
>there's a lot better too
Just because there's something that's better than something else doesn't instantly make it shit
and if it's a pokégirl please gib sauce
Have more cute preggo May

>>25650123
There's literally no better way to tell a girl is fertile and capable of reproducing than her actually being visibly pregnant. If you think of it that way, it's one of the most logical fetishes in existence.

>>25650211
>>25650221
It's two pictures of pregnant anime Serena, you've no doubt seen them already anyway

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>>25650245
You mean this? It's adorable.

>>25650282
>I can hear Bonnie saying "Kawaiii"

>>25650171
Anyone have that greentext?

>>25649833
>Thatsthejoke.bmp

>>25650296
>I started that meme
It's come full circle I guess

>>25650282
Is it Ash's?

>>25650282
That's one of them, there's another with Ash there.

And yes, it's cute as fuck.

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>>25650307
Yes. Who else could it possibly be.

>>25649702
Something about that artist's heads always throws me off.

>>25650330
Do you really want me to answer that question? It's a long list.

>>25650348
Go ahead. We have all the time we could possibly need.

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>>25649702
>hoping to see some actual cute ashley/crossdressing art
>Thread devolves into something completely different
RIP

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>>25650441
>fag wants to see "cute" shit
>thread devolves into actually cute stuff
Stay assmad, faggot

>>25650441
But the thread is better now.

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Ashley thread?

>>25650539
Why are they disguising as females?
Context?

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>>25650484
Both are cute to me, Anon. I was just hoping to see some more cute of the other thing.

>>25650555
it was some special girls only club and ash will do anything for a fight.

>>25650330
>no good advanceshipping art with cute pregnant May
Why live?

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>>25650555
They're sneaking into an all-girls' school so Iris can get petty revenge on some alpha bitch that called her names.

Probably the best BW episode period.

>>25650588
Pikachu has no time for your lesbian awakenings. Pikachu just realized he has hands!

Why did this thread have to happen

>>25650588
this dialogue is atrocious

>>25650539
>>25650597
Actually, it was Iris (And I believe Snivy) who were the ones that were asspained by the stuck up girls, and so Iris got Ash and Cilan to crossdress so they could infiltrate the place and 'teach them a lesson'

>>25650620
You really have no one to blame but yourself.

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>>25650588
Пиздeц Пикaчy

>>25650619
>they call them fingers, but i've never seen them fing.
>woah there they go!

>>25650620
Why do a lot of the threads on /vp/ happen, Anon?

I'd rather have the questionable and weird threads than the 'leak' threads.

There is literally only three good pieces of fan art in this thread. Kind of sad really.

>>25650139
>90% of preg art is grotesquely inflated bellies or quality drawings
>tfw having to crawl through it to find good artwork with realistic belly shapes.
This IS suffering.

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>>25649702
TRIGGERED

>>25650665
>grotesquely inflated bellies
Explain

>>25650681
The kind that's unrealistically big or distorted, or the kind that's literally just a MS Paint circle drawn over a belly.

>>25650725
I dunno, I might just have shit taste, but I find it easy to find bellies like that

I have just gotten the point where it's like pokemon is targeted at children.

Why the fuck do people feel the need to bring character sexuality or gender bending or cross dressing into it.

I don't know what goes through these people's heads

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>>25650787
Autism
Same reason why some people, like myself, like seeing the female characters all knocked up

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>>25649897
>cheren is a boy
He'd be top waifu material. Feels bad, man.

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>>25651005
Female symbol for the Bioshock players.

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>>25651005
>tons better than the originals
>female Hilbert
ogh

>>25651069
I like how man Touko looks like a young Sycamore.

>>25651005
He's the only one in that picture I WOULDN'T fuck

>>25651005
girl cheren looks like she wouldnt be fun to hang around, serious buzzkill vibes.

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>>25650293

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>>25651175

>>25650306
you either live under a rock or you didn't "start" anything. I'm more inclined to believe the former, you reek of newfag

>>25651126
>>25651163
>not wanting to date a serious girl
>not wanting to lead the relationship and ease her off her autism
>not wanting her to show you and only you her flustered face and her lewd face
Faggots. No wonder you like men.

>>25651707
>he wouldn't fuck a cute boy
>calls others faggots

>>25651759
this

>>25650282
I gotta admit, that's kind of adorable. Especially because of Serena's smiling face and Bonnie admiring her. But no, I do not see how someone could get off to this.

>>25649702
>>25649707
>>25649719
>>25649875
>>25649908
The weird thing about me and traps is that I don't even like them from a sexual point of view. But for some reason whenever I see the non-slutty traps like this even with corny dialogue I start breathing heavy and my body heats up. It's weird.

Any psychologist anons know what this is?

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>>25652558
you wish to be the little girl

>>25649702
>>25649707
>>25649719
This is tame.

>>25652599
Probably.
I have a tg gf but she doesn't let me try on her clothes.
I'm comfortable in my gender identity though.

>>25652384
Who actually gets off to shipping stuff?

>>25652558
You should visit /lgbt/ and unleash your inner tranny.

>>25652913
I'd sooner kill myself, but thanks.

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>>25649719
>Ash already short for Ashley (Evil Dead)
Gary and Gabriel unrelated
>couldn't go with "Geraldine" or something

>>25652992
That's what you're hung up on?

bump for trannies

>>25649927
traps dont have boobs

Jesus christ, this thread is like all the fucked up fetish shit in one place.

>>25649702
>>25649707
>>25649719
sad that I'll never be any of the three of them

>>25655152
But Anon, we haven't even gotten around to vore, scat, inflation, transformation, inanimate, rubber doll, futa, BDSM, chastity, pet play, gore, watersports, hypnotism, tentacles, wet & messy, 'toys', food play, petrification, immobilization, unbirthing, absorption...

The list could go on and on and on.

>>25655236
literally more than half of those are in the cringe thread. just look for the shitting moltres, you'll know you're in the right place.

>>25655204
My gf is a tranny and I help "her" get into "her" dresses so I'm sort of there.

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>>25651707
The only one Cheren has eyes for is Alder so you'd have to change her mind first, anon

>>25655329
Barafags please leave.

>>25655236
>my fetish is on that list
Should I feel bad? I thought it was pretty tame

>>25655319
"gf"

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>>25655370
I'll let you in on a little secret, Anon.

All of that is my fetish, plus the other fetishes in this thread, and even more I couldn't think up at the moment

I've stared into the deep abyss of the internet for so long over the many years that the inky, perverse abyss stared back hard, warping my mind and causing me to feel curiosity to just about every fetish.

>>25655453
Not that guy but I understand your plight for I too have been consumed by the interwebs

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>>25655453
It's wet & messy, or at least the "wet clothes" part of it

>>25655527
Anon, that's definitely uber tame, have no idea why that was included on the list in the first place in all honesty

>>25655527
Oh how innocent.

>>25655319
Are you male or female both genetalia and preference if they're different

>>25655543
Does it get worse if I mention that I've fapped to at least ten times as much videos and pictures of random girls swimming in their clothes as I've fapped to actual porn?

>>25655768
It's about the same, honestly man, I feel ya, the wet clothes look on girls is pretty hot, don't think it's an "out there" fetish at all

>>25655527
That's probably one of the most innocent fetishes possible. Still strange af.

>>25655794
For me it's less about the looks and more about the idea that they're willingly doing it in the first place. It's the concept itself that gets me off.
That's why random private footage of some girls at a beach that go in without taking their clothes off because it was hot and they couldn't be fucked to undress is a lot more fappable than modeled pictures of chicks getting paid to sit in a pool and pose.

>>25649788
>Maybe Ashley is referring to being able to express her identity
You're not worth a Costanza.

>>25652629
>I have a tg gf
*bf

>>25655236
>hypnotism
>Bad fetish

>>25656021
Well she likes it when I say gf so she's my gf.

>>25656439
pls >>25655597
I need to know

>>25655597
I'm male and she's biologicaly a male.
But with her hormone treatments it's getting harder and harder to tell.

Why is this thread still here?!

>>25656455
Because trannies are love.

Seriously when I posted this I half expected it to die within an hour at most.

>>25656450
Are you gay, straight or bi? How is the sex?

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>>25649897
When he was first revealed, some people actually thought he was a reverse trap.

>>25656450
Thank you

>>25656551
Bi
Sex is awesome. She's super kinky too which works for me since so am I. I'm talking handcuffs paddles electric stuff. Some days we just go vanilla though.
She's a size queen but that doesn't affect me since I'm in the top 25% of Caucasian males. She says she has had a guy 2 inches longer than me though.

>>25656604
Same guy. Also she's kind of insatiable because of the hormone treatments. We've never gone on a date that didn't end in sex. When I first asked her out I asked if she wanted to get dinner since our classes ended at 6:00 and she just straight up said "You mean dinner and 'something else'?" and so I fucked her the same day I met her.

>>25656604
She still has a dick, right, just with tits and a feminine body too?

Sorry, just genuinely curious about this

>>25656604
I hope to one day meet someone who is exactly the same as you except female

>>25656625
No problem I like talking about my sexual conquests.
Yes she does have a dick. She's made some noises in the direction of getting surgery to fix that but I insist that's a bad idea. She'll probably still go through with it someday but... I dunno normal vaginas creep me out enough some inverted penis vagina could only be worse.
Also her tits are coming in but they are barely an A-Cup if that. It takes awhile for a person who's born male to grow titties.

As for me when I was in my early stages of puberty I grew very small breasts doctor told me it was normal for guys to get breasts during uberty because the body is still trying to figure out what it's doing. They weren't visible unless I took off my shirt but somehow the girls in the gaming club figured it out loved to grope me whenever they could sneak up on me. It's not as fun as it sounds

>>25656604
>>25656624
>>25656694
>kinky, nymphomaniac girl with a dick
You have no idea how jealous I am of you, anon, and I thought I was pretty straight.

Feel free to blogshit away, anon, this is intriguing as hell.

>>25649719
vomited a little

what the duck

>>25656694
>No problem I like talking about my sexual conquests
Keep going, I'm really interested in hearing more now.

>>25656722
>>25656778
If you insist I talk more about her god help me if she's in this thread

She's a mechanical pro and taking courses in engineering. She makes most of her personal income from fixing people's computers. Her living expenses are covered by her loaded parents her father doesn't know about her identity and her mother does but neither approve of it. But she knows her mom cheated on her dad so she blackmails her mom to keep her from spilling the beans to her dad because her dad would cut her off financially if he ever found out.

She has aspergers but so do I and 90% of the 4chan community but she and I both have the kind that enhances learning ability. I don't do engineering though I'm more of Political Science person. While we are in a relationship it's an open one because as I said she's a fucking nympho she would be really pissed if she couldn't get some any day I wasn't available. I don't really look for anyone else actively. I wasn't even looking for anyone when I met her. It just kinda happened. She has this britbong boyfriend he's the one she said was 2 inches bigger but I haven't seen it but lucky for me he has a cuckolding fetish he even asked me to record me fucking her so he can get off to it.

She's a HUUUUGE Warhammer40k fan. The tabletop game with the miniature figures. She tried to get me into it but the rules were making my head spin.

Here I'm just going to post this half so you guys know I'm still here and continue.

>>25656726
>not liking boys in dresses kissing
Faggot.

>>25649702
Classic Ashley is best Ashley.

>>25656803
You have an interesting life, anon.

Kinda jealous

>>25656803
Here's a picture of her. I took it when she came to my place in a new dress she is going for a goth look.
I had to get her permission to use this pic and she insisted I let her see the thread I'm surprised she isn't trying to kill me

Anon gf here.
Eh, he slightly exxagerates the nympho bit. I have a bit of a need for sex, but I usually go for friends with benefits type arrangements where I can really connect with ppl.

>be 24
>friends ask me what games I love most
>say Call of Duty and Madden

This thread is why I don't say Pokemon.

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>>25657096
Whoops forgot to attach.
>>25657097
Yes this is in fact her.

>>25657102
She's really cute. You're a lucky guy.

>>25657103
According to her. Yes apparently.
>>25657107
Thanks. She's in the thread now so I gotta be careful what I say.

>>25657103 #
It was impossible at first then I realized I was a massive fetish for some people and had a bit more fun.

>>25657107 #
Thanks

>>25657126
>>25657097
>>25657149
I'm not really sure what to ask, but please go ahead and share whatever personal stories you feel comfortable with.

>>25657149
>It was impossible at first then I realized I was a massive fetish for some people and had a bit more fun.

Heh, I deleted that post after you appeared since I felt it came across as a bit rude

>>25657183 #
Not really, I'm open to talking about my sexuality.

>>25657173 #
I've got some interesting tales. One of which involves the anon who posted about me, a paddle, handcuffs, a blindfold, and an inflatable plug

>>25657222
Go on.

Fuck, I've always thought of myself as straight, but this thread is making me consider trying certain other options

>>25657252
Come. Follow us to the Dark Side

>>25657264
Well, if a girl approached me and made it clear she was interested in sex, I'm fairy sure I'd still say yes if it turned out she had a dick. Even if I didn't enjoy it, it's really starting to sound like something at least worth trying.

>>25649719
Ah, yuri. The purest form of love.

>>25657291
>yuri
Yeahh...

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>>25651005

Girl Hilbert looks pretty cute

>>25657312
Yeah that was fun. It's funny too because outside of the bedroom she's usually the dominant one.
But in the bedroom I'm on top. Well except for one time I went to far and she overpowered me and I had to be he sub for that evening.

Anon gf here
Is this an nsfw board?

>>25657370
Nope. Don't post anything too lewd unless you want a 3 day vacation.

>>25655236

Except for a few, people who have an actual problem with the stuff listed must be pretty damn boring sexually.

>>25657370
It's not.
Try uploading to imgur.com or something if you have pictures to share

Someone's dumping porn in another thread right now, so I don't think the mods are awake anyway

>>25657376
Ty, should I drop any of my posts?

>>25657401
Nsfw pretty much refers to images only. Nothing you've written here is anywhere near against the rules.

>>25657401
You're good, just keep going. 4chan is pretty lax as far as text is concerned.

>>25657412
Kk, ty, yeah than most of my fun stories prolly won't fly :(

>>25657412
>>25657465
bf anon here.
She logged off Facebook so I'm not sure if she's still here. She did say she was busy with something.

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>>25657479
>>25657481
Wel nfm then.

>>25657479
I really want to hear more and I really don't think you'll get in trouble. Try posting it on pastebin and linking it here if you're really nervous.

>>25657479
They mean that you CAN talk about your stories.

>>25657479
No no, I meant everything you've written here is perfectly within the rules.
Please go on.

>>25657512

Kk, well one story involving bf anon had me handcuffed to a headboard and blindfolded whilst over his knee. I've got a leather paddle with a heart shaped cutout that he spanked me with while slowly inflating a plug. I hadn't done anything subby in a while before then so I was pretty happy.

Does this violate sfw policy?

>>25650282
D'aaaaaaawwwwww
>tfw no pregnant waifu to take care of

>>25657545
>Does this violate sfw policy?
No.

Keep going

>>25650539
Lol @ the pikachu heart tail

>>25657382
Yeah, pretty much. My fetish makes me have a low sexual drive. But, in a way, that's a plus for me.

>>25655236
Anon you haven't lived (or rather died) until you see vaccum cleaner furry futa cockvore

Just think about it.

>>25657561

It's so adorable

hey being tied up and beat on is great. theres nothing wrong with it. Im glad to meet you by the way

but me i like to peel pain.

bf anon here
Just so you guys know OP and I are one and the same.
Never thought this thread would lead to me talking about my sex life.
>>25657618
Like a banana?

>>25657561
>>25657603

It's to disguise Pikachu's sex, still cute though.

>>25657624
I'm really enjoying these stories and kinda bummed there won't really be an easy way of getting you to post more at a later time since we're all on anon and this isn't exactly a general.

im still trying to figure out what a polywhirl is

>>25657624
Keep talking, and feel free to go into as lewd details as she'll let you

>>25657647
If you go to the OC/Roleplay General IIRC my name is "Insimbi" you can track me down that way. THough I'm not there often.

>>25657726
I don't, but that'll make it easier to find you through the archives, at least.

Will you be willing to share more stories at later points?

>>25657714
How about a fun story about the morning after the first night we stayed together. I'm not sure if I mentioned this but I'm 19 so I still live with my parents for now until I complete college.

Anyway so we were both in the buff in the morning when my Mom came to wake me up like she usually does and to swing covers over us even though it was kind of too late at that point.

My parents like her by the way.

>>25657738
Likely. If there is a guy posting pictures of crossdressing Pokeboys there a 90% chance its me.

>>25657747
>My parents like her by the way.
Do they know?

>>25657754
I'll definitely take you up on that offer.

>>25657772
Oh yes. My mom especially likes her. Partly because I'm actually spending time with an actual human being but also my mom has always had this weird fascination with transgenders and transvestites.

My dad likes her and likes her influence on me but he's a little iffy on the sexual relations bit. He hasn't come to grips with the fact that I'm an adult now. Also he may be jealous that I got laid 2 years earlier than he did.

>>25657747
Go on...

Also to the formerly straight guy I wanna give you a heads up about anal sex. Something I learned the hard way.
...shit happens...if you know what I mean. make sure the reciever has properly cleaned themselves out prior to intercourse. This goes for straight anal too. Believe or not girls poop too.

>>25657647

If you've got a kik account, I'll add you

>>25657830
Unfortunately I don't, and my smartphone died some months back so I can't really get it either. I can set up a quick gmail account I guess?

>>25657830
>>25657861
If you're willing to talk via email, I set up this quick semi-throwaway one. I'll check it every now and then.

bf anon here I gotta get to sleep I'm fading in and out of consciousness here. I'll check this thread when I get up eve if its archived I should be able to find whatever email you set up if you post it gnight.

>>25657932
Used it as my Name, but it's [email protected]

They both left, didn't they?

Fuck

Anon gf, back just had to make food

>>25658025
Share some fun stories.

>>25658025
Could you continue this story?

Ok, well would you like to hear about me with a guy, girl, or another transwoman?

>>25658082
Fuck sorry, this one >>25657747

>>25658086
>another transwoman
Sounds interesting.

Anon gf here,
Well there's not much to tell, other than his mum getting this proud happy look that her son was finding someone

>>25658086
>trans girl on girl
That. Totally.

I take it you don't really care that much what gender your partners are?

>>25658099
Futa on futa eh
Well I met another cute nerdy translady at a party and hit it off big time. She's a pale read head with glasses, shortish curly haircut (think like 50s housewife), on the curvy side with these pillowy boobs. Well I went over to her place one night.

I'll do the first lesbian experience after finishing this story. And yeah I've never cared much bout gender or bits when it comes to partners.
So after some gaming and cuddling, we start making out, feeling each other up, ya know that sorta thing. So I get her shirt off and start playing with her ample bosom, eventually starting to suck and bite those lovely dark nipples. She starts making this adorable little whimpering noise and petting the back of my head.

This is my favorite thread on 4chan right now

I move off of her boobs and we start snogging again. She gets my dress pff of me and pushes me back onto the bed before grabbing a tenga egg (a really nice cock sleeve), a magic wand, and some lube, I slip some nipple clamps onto myself because why the hell not. She gets the little sleeve over me and starts jacking me while we kiss which was pretty awesome, I'd never used sleeves before and I loved it. Then she puts the Hitachi magic wand, aka the one vibrator to rule them all, against my cockhead while giving me hickeys. Tgan, keeping the wand in its place, she starts removing the clamps and biting my puffy pink nipples. I did not last long at all. I almost passed out from how good it all felt.

We cuddled in the afterglow and I drifted off to sleep, my head against her chest.

Oh forgot to mention, I experienced about 3 orgasms before collapsing into the bed. I "came" buckets.

>>25658240
>"came"
You're unable to ejaculate?

This ended up surprisingly tame

I don't really produce actual cum, just a thin clear fluid, like precum but sweeter according to my boyfriend (the Brit, not OP)

I've got wilder stories but I tend to cuddle after because snuggling in the afterglow is really emotionally fulfilling.

>>25658249
Huh, that's interesting. Have your female partners commented on the difference between how it feels when you "come" inside them compared to a regular guy's dick?

I don't really top, like ever. I just don't get anything out of it, its not like painful or distressing or anything but it's not hot at all. I don't feel anything

Now my first time with a chick. This one is fun.
So I'd been hanging at a friend's house gaming, it was 90+ outside, middle of July. She has brown hair, she's a bit of a bbw and I'd had some less than squeaky clean thoughts about her. Well just our fucking luck one of those Midwest summer storms blows through, lasts like 30 minutes tops, knocks out the power, but the fucking humidity. Her apartment was on the interior of its building so no windows. Shit is pitch black. Well we, thanks to smartphone lights, get some candles up and start playing magic the gathering. We also start losing clothes because of the sweltering hell that is misery in the summer.

Well we're both naked, getting kinda bored because I kept winning with the same damn combo. After one victory she gets all like "kiss my ass you little munchkin bitch" and shoves her very nice backside into my face. Well I actually do it.

She's kinda shocked but decides to roll with it and grabs my hair and pushes my face into her pussy. I start licking, but we quickly decide to change positions.

She lays back on her couch, legs spread invitingly. I start by kissing her, letting her taste herself before I went down, briefly licking and sucking her large brown puffy nipples. After about a minute on her breasts she forces my head into her vag again. I start licking alot around her clit. She is seriously wet and it tastes great. I tried fingering her while eating her out and she straight up squirts, like all over me. Now i thought we were done when i went up to kiss her.

Nope, after a little kissing she tells me to bend over the couch and close my eyes. I hear her walking around, what sounds like a belt jingling, a faucet, and then a cap being opened. Something cool and slick presses into me and then I feel a cold pressure. I ask what she's doing, because this felt wierd. Not bad but seriously wierd. She was giving me an enema with ice water. The cold water causes a ton of cramping and honestly it was rather uncomfortable in a very sexy way. The spanking any time I squirmed was also pretty hot. After she helped me to the bathroom and I expelled everything, she bent me over the couch again. I still haven't opened my eyes.

Then I feel something large and hard pushing against my ass. She can't get whatever it is in so she applies a little more lube and pushes even harder. This slammed the strap on she was wearing all the way into me. It hurt like hell but I was way too horny to care. She pulls all the way back, almost exiting me, and slams down again. She kept this pace up very brutally fucking me as I gripped the couch and screamed. It felt amazing even though it hurt like hell. She kept this up until her orgasms (the strapon's base was rubbing against her) got too strong. I'd "come" a couple of times now into a bowl she'd placed under me. She pulled out of me and sat on the floor, I was barely holding myself up against the couch.

We spend a couple of minutes like that catching our breath, then she tells me to sit on the couch and hand her the bowl, the one I'd come in. She holds the bowl up to my mouth and makese drink my own "cum" which, while nothing new for me, the way she did it was very hot. There wasn't much fluid though so it didn't last long, much to my disappointment.

After that we both relaxed and drank some cold water, we were way to tired to keep screwing.

So yeah, feedback?
I know my writing could be better.

>>25658464
Nah, you're doing good. Keep going.

I think I'm done posting for tonight, seriously tired thanks for the compliments and attention, [email protected]

>>25650221
No neck. Will the baby be deformed as well?

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This thread is still going on?

>>25659439
>>25659450
who is this?

>>25659439
>>25659450
>>25659463
>>25659467
>posting 3DPD

Kill yourself.

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>>25650091
>>25649991
>>25649908
Love you, anon-kun

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Whelp, pack it up folks. If the discussion earlier didn't kill this thread, the Anon posting these images sure did. Prepare for deletion.

Anon gf
Its Not mine, my tits aren't big enough

All of these woman are so generic looking.

OP here and what the fuck is this shit?

>>25662185
/vp/'s moderation in action.

>>25662185
>op is offended by actual women
>completely fine with posting warped cartoon porn
okay

>>25662245
>on 4chan
>doesn't like cartoon porn
PICK
ONE

topkek this thread went sideways hard.

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>>25662185
Hello aspie. This "shit" is what we call a girl

>>25662306
So how much we need to awaken the legendary creatures we call mods from their deep slumber?

also fake

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>>25662306
>being THIS insecure

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>>25662185
The thread got nuked.


inb4 i get banned for this

>>25662261
cartoon porn is fine, but so are real women baka desu senpai

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>>25650307
No he's been in a coma for 15 years, its gary's

>>25662344
>le you are insecure meme
Epic response

>>25662396
>putting "le" in front of something and calling it a meme meme
Beautiful comeback.

>>25662423
D*mn you sure showed me

>>25662459
>D*mn

>>25662459
>keeps responding
>"oh he's not bothering me at all"
>fucking censored himself
Do your parents know you are posting pictures of naked women?

>>25662463
>>25662472
Actually replying to bait

If you post in this thread you're retarded.

GIMME THE YURI
I NEED THE YURI

>>25662510
>gets backed into corner
>"Hurr hurr I was just baiting"

>>25662517
And you just posted in it so...

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>>25662531
OP here delivering

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>>25662510
It is well known that autists don't get irony
>>25662535
>you got backed in corner by my words,,, kid,,,

>>25662306
that looks like a man to me
two arms
two legs
hair
all traditionally male features

>>25662594
>too autistic to understand metaphors
>projecting so hard on everyone else

>>25662655
(You)

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>>25662730
>"I don't have any real comeback so I'm going to say he was just fishing for responses lel"

>>25662756
You win :)

>>25662803
Thank you.
Can we be friends now?

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This entire thread has journeyed beyond the extremes. We are but castaways on a boat of insanity.

And it is glorious.

>>25662951
OP here.
It has been magical hasn't it?

>>25662951
This is what I come to 4chan for.

>>25662988
Me too.