Praise the sun

>>25636438
>Praising a huge ball of fire floating in space
>Praising something that could at any moment destroy all life with zero effort
>Praising something that keeps entire worlds trapped in orbit around it
>Praising something that will give you cancer
>Praising something that will blind you just for looking at it

I will praise the gentler deity. Moon is the one for me.

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>>25636469
>praising an oversized boulder
>praising something that is submissive to the very land you're standing on
>praising something that cannot provide any sort of life-giving material
>not praising the sole reason we are alive

ok sure

>>25636469
>inconsistent phase bullshit
>always have to deal with her cycle
>fucks up your oceans with greedy gravitational shit
>can only reflect light from based Sun, produces nothing worthwhile on her own

Sad life you're planning there, pal.

Was expecting moon man.

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>>25636490
>Thinking boulders are beneath you when you live in one
>Not praising something submissive to your world, like a loyal friend
>Praising something that gives life and takes it away on a whim
>Praising something that allowed beings like stonefish to exist

Yeah, no.

>>25636530
>live in one
*live on one
which means that yes, that boulder is beneath me.

>>25636510
>Glares at you constantly, not giving you some private time like based Moon
>The only time you are granted respite from this is in Winter, and it fucks your shit up by denyinh you its warmth like some child
>Can and will vaporize your oceans for no reason
>Constantly lighting everything up, like a needy bitch screaming for attention

Sunfags will defend this.

>>25636553
The basement is actually below ground level.

I praise both.
I love eclipses.

There is nothing wrong with praising both.

>>25636581
If you need private time away from your object of worship, it means it's not worth worshipping. Enjoy your false prophet bitch moon.

>>25636656
Leave, universalist scum.

>>25636670
>Praising something means centering your life around the object of worship

That's pathetic desu senpai

>>25636591

How do you know he is posting from his basement?
sunfags are normies.

>>25636689
>praising something unworthy of centering your life around
Why even bother praising it if it's not the end-all be-all? You moonfags are delusional, but on the bright side (or at least as bright as the shitty moon can be), you're doing a great job of validating the word "lunatic".

Sun master race.

>>25636469
Well actually there is no fire on sun, since there is no oxygen for it to burn, it's energy

>>25636469
The sun is a ball of hyperheated hydrogen and helium plasma that is the source of all the energy in complex earth life. Without the mother sun we would not exist, dinos would not exist not even fucking fish would exist that is how important the sun is. She keeps us safe from the dangers of interstellar space by orbiting her and in protective heliosphere.

Praise the sun indeed.

>>25636438
Both are important.
The sun just happens to be more important.
Plus the sun is the one who lovingly shares its light with the beta moon.
Praise the sun.

>>25636802
fire is not just oxygen you know. whats on the sun is definitely burning.
A fool says what he knows, a sage knows what he says.

>the sun is too far away and too weak to ever matter in anyone's lives ever, can't even shine half a day
>the moon is close, powerful enough that it could kill us in a single hit if it desired to, and is an universally powerful force every hour a day

It's pretty clear that the moon is objectively stronger (and yet gentler) than the sun, and thus more worthy of being praised.

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>tfw all these sunfags in this thread
>tfw they keep pushing their fucking pyromaniac god on everyone
>tfw they can't worship their deity quietly and lead simple, happy lives like moonbros

>>25636438
Ok

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>all these suniggers

>>25636906
You should feel bad.
Moonfags are worse anyway

>>25636906
This. This kind of threads are started by a butthurt sunfag or a butthurt sunfag false flagging as a moonbro.

>>25636922
Pathetic. But understandable for a sunfag.

>>25636870
>>25636802
It's plasma. It's basically what you see when you look at a flame, but from different processes.

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Sun is love, sun is life.

>>25636921
>thinking moonfag is a compliment
>thinking sunnigger is an insult
typical beta