why are there no waifu-tier rock type pokemon?

>>25633779
>Diancie

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>Implying you wouldn't have a fulfilling, happy marital life with her

>>25633779
Maybe not waifu, but I'm sure there's some nice tentacle hentai

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>>25633779

>why are there no waifu-tier rock type pokemon?

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>>25633838

I've never tried ear sex before, but I'm willing to give it a shot.

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Nigga, have you been living under a rock?

>>25633880
>literally a giant wedding ring

>>25633880
myy nigga

Literally a fucking movie mon, anon. How can yu forget that?

>>25633880
No, but now I want to live under that one

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>>25633779
Nigga you best be jestin

>>25633880
Waifu the Pokemon

>>25633779
PRAISE!

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Rvery type has at least one wiafu material pokemon.

Normal- Lopunny
Fire- Reshiram/Blaziken
Water- Gorebyss and Swanna, maybe Greninja
Electric- Mareep, Flaafy, or Amoharos
Grass- Liligant, Roselia
Ice- Froslass, Jynx
Fighting- Lucario, Mienshao
Poison- Roselia, Maybe Nidoqueen
Ground- Seismitoad, Golett
Flying- Swanna
Psychic- Gardevoir, Meloetta, a whole shitload more I don't have time to list, most waifu type of all
Bug- Leavanny,
Rock- Diancie
Ghost- Froslass and Golette
Dragon- Reshiram, Latias, Mega Ampharos
Dark- Sneasel, Zoroark
Steel- Lucario, Mawile
Fairy- Mawile, Diancie, Gardevoir, Floette, Florges

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>>25636377
Not mentioning best Ice waifu.

>>25636377
>Golett, Reshiram and Blaziken are now waifus
>Braixen, the latest waifubait, nowhere to be seen

>>25636409
>Golett
It's cute and loyal

>Reshiram
Tell me you don't want a piece of that warm, fluffy ass?

>Blaziken
Oldest fire-type waifu. Go type "Sexy Blaziken" into an image search. Most pics will be female.

Braixen is fine, Delphox is cuter, though, like a hot librarian or a sexy wizard girl. Braixen literally has a stick in her ass, which is funny, but not ideal. But if you like Braixen, go ahead. It's still pretty cute.

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>>25633779
They're all half rock, except regirock in a swimsuit

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Are you for real, OP?

ALL ROCK TYPES ARE WAIFU TIER.

THEY ARE DECEPTIVELY CUDDLY AND NEVER GIVE YOU SHIT.

PLUS THE SEX IS OKAY.

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>>25636586
I'd run a sex all over larvitar

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>>25633779

>>25636447
>Tell me you don't want a piece of that warm, fluffy ass?
justin please go

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>>25633793
>>25636479
Why is black and silver so sexy?

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>>25636409
A ten foot tall white fire type is super hot

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>>25636377
>Golette
>Not pic-related

Is dark type the only type with no waifumon?

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>>25636833
*Ahem*

>>25636377
>reshiram
>ampharos line
>seismitoad
i think you might be a bit of a furry m8

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>>25636849
Nothing wrong with being furry if you can have this

Don't see the appeal of Seismitoed though

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>>25636377
Motherfucker poison is mai waifu type

>>25636845
Thats not naturally female looking like the others.

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>>25636845
The jailbait is hotter

>>25636897
Can you not see the short ear feathers blind man??

>>25636768
Justin pls go

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>>25636966
He isn't the only one man

Do you think Steven jerks off to Diancie?

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>>25636895
Even snek?

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>>25636833
liepard

>>25636833
Zoroark or Umbreon depending on ypur level of depravity.

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>>25637053
Holy shit especially snake
>>25637072
Purrloin has the chubby belly

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>>25637172
How about this snek?

>>25637330
Fun to hug