You are now a pokemon!

>>25625313
I forgot to add: if female, for speed just use your ideal penis/dildo length and use the same bonus points for sex partners as mentioned.

>>25625313
HP: 65
Atk: idk probably like 60 tops lel
Def: 105
SpA: 100
SpD: 80
Spe: 90

BST: 500, not bad

Pure psychic I guess

>>25625313

HP: 80
Attack: 75
Defense: 142
Special Attack: 123
Special Defense: 68
Speed: 94
BST: 582

Psychic/Steel Type

Pretty good I think I would be in UU by Smogon tiers.

>>25625313
Sounds fun!

Psychic/fighting
HP:96
Atk:150
Def:118
Sp.atk:72
Sp.def:72
Speed:98

Cool, I'm pretty useful

>>25625500
Let's see, that's pretty similar to Gothitelle or Omastar or the Rotom formes. Not bad, but I can't see it doing well competitively unless it had some powerful ability.

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>>25625313

"Anon"
Psychic/Poison Type

HP: 115
Attack: 180
Defense: 135
Special Attack: 100
Special Defense: 94
Speed: 145

Not too bad, I'd be some type of Physical Sweeper. Odd Typing tho.

>>25625313
OP here, thanks for humorming me glad at least a few people did it. I put a bit of time into making sure the numbers were averaged and distributed reasonably well without over complicating it. Here's my stats too:

Poison/Psychic

HP: 70
Attack: 90
Def: 102
Sp.A: 90
Sp.D: 93
Speed: 155

BST total: 600 clean if I did that right. Am I viable? I thought I was going to be a complete shitmon until I remembered I had a decentish sized wiener and used to be a bit of a man whore. Legendary mixed sweeper?

>>25625313
135
150
107
102
93
60
Psychic/Poison

111
90
121
116
65
90

Poison
I'm basically a pseudolegendary

>>25625313
HP: 66
Atk: 60
Def: 105
SpA: 100
SpD: 83
Spe: 86 :^(

Poison/Psychic

Off to NU we go!

Why is mating a factor in speed?

On a side note it seems like /vp/ really likes books & booze

>>25625821
Forever the best containment board.

Speaking of which, what do you guys drink and what are you currently reading?

>>25625836
I like white wine. And Asiimov's books.

>>25625313
>weight in pounds
How many apples is that?

>>25625313
>108 HP
>135 Atk
>93 Def
>100 SpA
>90 SpD
>89 Speed
>Ghost/Dragon

What about speed for femanons?

>>25625313
>65 (130)
>66 (idk)
>143 (6'3)
>116 (~145)
>85 (23)
>155 (7 inches, 5 people)

>Psychic/Electric

well that was fun

>all this poison
explains all the shitposting desu

>>25625313

HP: 55
Attack: 65
Defense: 84
Sp Atk: 104
Sp. Def: 86
Speed: 75

Fairy/Bug

I'm probably a useless baby pokemon.

I wanna be Water/flying.

Alright, sounds pretty fun. Let's see here:

HP: 95
Atk: 60
Def: 96 (Not sure if I did that right, I'm 5'3")
SpA: 100
SpD: 84
Speed: 130

You don't have drawing up there so I'm just gonna say electric/fire or electric/fairy.

HP: 115
Attack:150
Def: 103
SpAtt: 80
SpDef: 76
Speed: 145
Pure Fighting
I sound OP

>>25625877
Use cup size. A=1, B=2, ect. Use same calculation

>all these big dicked brainiac lifters who just like to read
Haha oh wow


>HP
105
>Attack
175 (guessing, because 1rms are for powerlifters)
>Defence
163
>Sp. Attack
No idea, probably not that high.
>Sp. Defence
72
>Speed
138 (small benis saved by having lots of drunk hookups)

Poison primary type because I'm a party machine, Ice secondary type because of skiing and playing hockey. Fire was a close candidate as well.

>>25625836
A Pale View of Hills, double Caesars.

>>25625877
I think OP said ideal dick length.

>>25625313
HP:140
Att:99
Def:154
SpAtt:96
SpDef:98
Speed:115

Psychic

I am some kind of abomination. Defensive wall and high speed, christ.

I think this needs better methods of discovering our stats desu.

HP 150
Attack 225
Defense 121
Sp. Attack 112
Sp. Defense 92
Speed 105

Bug/Electric

Woah, I'm decent OU material.

Let's see:

>HP
70
>Attack
150
>Defense
100
>Special Attack
112
>Special Defense
86
>Speed
115

I'd say Ground/Poison but it's not like I'm PASSIONATE about fuckin drinking, just that the rest of that shit sounds boring.

What type am I if I like to freestyle? That's probably my favorite pastime. And no I'm not a nigger.

>>25625313
HP: 108
Atk: 150
Def: 154
SpA: 76 (I doubt I have a fucking IQ of 133. So I used 95 cuz i r the dumb)
SpD: 76
SPEED: 75

Dark/Ghost

HP: 72
Atk: 45
Def: 103
SpA: 86
SpD: 82
Speed: 75 (I don't actually know)

>BST: 448
>Rock/Fairy

According to this, I'm shit.

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>>25625821
I assumed it included drugs for partying, I smoke to calm my rapid mind

Also how can you all not be psychic dragon or psychic dark?

>>25625836
>drink
Well since I've put myself off gin I've been sampling whiskeys, but there are a couple of bars in the city centre with some really good beers on tap that I'll always sample whenever I'm out (one of them does a mango pale ale which works oddly well)

>reading
Currently stalled 1/3 of the way into my grandmother's copy of Pickwick Papers. Got a bunch of sci-fi classics for Christmas so recently finished Solaris & backlog includes Dune & Neuromancer

>>25626044
>passionate about 4chan

Boredom killer. At best.

>>25625313
Are there any speed modifiers for being married?

>>25626069
Boost HP +100 : ^ )
Speed is 0 unless you have a child or your wife is pregnant. In that case, +50 speed.

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>>25626059
Never bored with 4chan by my side

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>>25625313
For the people who uses based Metric system:
>HP: Multiply your weight in kg by 1.1. Round it up.
>Attack: How much weight you can lift in one repetition, multiplied by 6.6
>Defense: Height in cm, multiplied by 0.6. Add 4 for each centimeter above 1.82 meters.
>Special Attack: The same.
>Special defense: The same.
>Speed: 6 per each centimeter.

>>25625313
HP: 78.5
Attack: 30 (only guessing what I can lift. I dont work out or anything.)
Defense: 65
Special Attack: 117
Special Defense: 73
Speed: 102
Psychic/Electric

>>25625313
60/60/100/112/74/75
Psychic/Dragon
I'm a complete shitmon.

>>25626096
Forgot to round up my HP because I'm inattentive.

>>25625836
>drinkan
Rum. Only ever rum. I gave up beer for a year.
>readan
Fucking required shit for uni, and my peers' papers as well. Some of the girls in my Advanced Creative Writing class are straight-up abysmal.

>>25626053
>Solaris

God tier tastes. How can one containment bored be so based? All these comfy philosophers who swig bourbon by the fireplace while reading patrician /lit/ before whipping out their 3ds to play pokemon and fap to their waifu with their 7+ inch cocks. Then settle down later in the evening to recount among their peers on /vp/ the going-ons of their day.

Is ATK supposed to be a regular dumbell curl? Barbell curl? A better way would probably be to have deadlift weight/2 IMO.

>>25625987
>weighs 300 pounds
>6 foot 2ish
>75 pound curl
>140 IQ

Haha okay there

>>25626069
I'd say that each year (rounding up) should count as 15 points.

>>25626044
>Passionate about posting on 4chan

>>25626096
Is your attack 30? Because that means you can only curl 10 pounds do you have cerebral palsy or something?

>>25625313
Fuck man, I don't have all this stuff written down or off the top of my head. IQ in particular is a terrible metric; I managed to pass the American AP Calculus exam with the highest score possible, but can't memorize basic multiplication. In short, I don't know my IQ, and I've got three midterms I should be studying for and don't have time to take a test. Beyond that...

HP: 100
Atk: 45
Def: 120
SpA: Fuck man, I don't know. Maybe 100 or so?
SpD: 70
Spe: 80
Ghost/Psychic

So, basically Golem but with Dark-types, and with special attack instead of attack. Just fuck my shit up, senpai.

>>25625313
HP: 100
Attack: I don't know. I've never lifted so probably low
Defense: 97
Sp. Attack: I don't know my IQ but it's probably low too
Sp. Defense: 82
Speed: 105

Fire/Electric Psychic, Fairy, Bug and Dragon would fit too but Fire and Electric are the dominant types God I'm pathetic. I need to re-evaluate my life.

>>25626174
Also, dick size/how much of a nonvirgin you are is a TERRIBLE measure of speed. Speaking from experience, if you're too quick, nobody's happy. Patience is key.

>>25626174
Agree with you IQ is pretty shit for actually gauging intelligence. I won't deny that I'm pretty dumb though.

>>25626153
OP here, should have specified you're right, didn't even think of it. Dumbbell curl (dominant arm just one) there'd be too many outrageous attack stats if it were barbells.

>>25625640
>Not too bad
Unless you have fucking Truant, you're completely broken.

HP: 72
Attack: Maybe 60.
Def: 109
Spa: 80?
Spd: 88
Spe: 90
Ghost/Dark
>tfw you're a shitmon

>>25626192
Big dick = you can run fast. Think about it for a moment. Here is a hint: WE

>>25626219
WUZ

>>25626133
What rums? I'm partial to Sailor J & Kraken

>>25626148
If only & I'm not just on about the 7+ inch cock part

> HP: 60
> ATK: 45
> DEF: 106
> SP. ATK: 106
> SP. DEF: 87
> SPD: 164

Typing: Psychic/Electric

>>25625313
>HP
90
>Att
75
>Def
107
>SpA
96
>SpD
71
>Spe
110

BST: 549

Type: Psychic/Poison

HP: 100
Attack: 160
Defense: 100
Special attack: 100
Special defense: 85
Speed: 185

fire/steel type

i think i did something wrong

>People here are all drunks
That's what killed my dad.
I never drink.

>>25625791
Just dawned on me that Atk is calculated off lbs rather than kg; make that 132

>>25626254
*165 for attack sorry

>HP
68
>Attack
99
>Defense
108
>S. Attack
106
>S. Defense
81
>Speed
156
>Total: 618
>Psychic/Dragon

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>>25626092
Here I go.
>HP:
73kg * 1.1 -> 80

>Atk:
I'm not sure what kind of curl are you talking about. If you're talking about a curl like pic related, I can lift 20 kg (45 lb) with no problems. So, I guess -> 132

>Defense:
Needs to be fixed. I consider myself a manlet, I can't be above 100.
175cm * 0.6 -> 105

>Special Attack:
126 * 0.8 -> 101

>Special Defense:
25 * 12 * 0.3 -> 90

>Speed:
90

BST: 598
Nice, I'm a pseudo legendary.

My hobbies are martial arts and music. As music doesn't appear here, programming is a third hobby of mine (and the thing I do for a living) -> Fighting / Ghost.

>>25626153
Sounds good. Here goes:

HP: 70
Attack: 75 if you mean dumbbells, 135 for barbells
Defense: 105
Sp. Atk: 92 last I checked
Sp. Def: 86
Speed: 145 (7 inches, one partner, married two years)

Dragon Ghost reporting in. I'd train me.

>HP
100
>Attack
75
>Defense
108
>Special Attack
102
>Special Defense
88
>Speed
114

Steel type

We OU here

>>25625313

hp: 120
attack: 50
defense:90
Spa: 100
SPd: 80
Speed:38

bug

not too bad I suppose

>>25625313
HP: 80
ATK: 135
DEF: 105
SP ATK: 140 (IQ doesn't mean shit, find a better solution for this)
SP DEF: 125
SPD: 85

I feel torn between a bunch of these hobbies. I mean in the past I'd definitely have been Poison/Ground, these days I guess I'm Steel/Dragon.

Everything about me is broken.

>>25626303
>speed 38
The fuck are you?
Did you measure your clit size?

>>25626170
I mentioned that I don't work out or anything. I don't know what ten pounds would feel like. I've never had a ten pound weight in my hand. I also have no idea what the fuck curling is supposed to mean because I'm a shut in geek.

>>25626348
You know dumbbells Anon, where you lift them from your waist to your chest?

There is no way you can't do more than 10lbs. Most men can do around 25lbs with relatively ease at least 1-3 times. It's only when you get up into the 45+ is when consistent reps becomes annoying depending on size and muscle strength.

Trust me, you can do 10lbs.

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>>25626348
Curling is gif related. You should probably be able to do one rep (one repetition of the action, ie one curl) of at least 20lbs unless you're a malnourished woman

>>25625521
So you're effectively an espeon with no EVs.

>>25625313
HP:80
ATK:70
DEF:148 6 4"
SA:110 iq of 133 according to this http://www.free-iqtest.net/
SD:75 21
SP:110 6.5 recently lost virginity

im pretty sure the IQ test was bullshit but i haven't taken one professionally so i guess i'll stick with it.

Rock/Poison i guess. sounds shitty.

>>25625313

>HP
63
>Attack
120
>Defense
96
>Special Attack
100 (idk what my fucking IQ is)
>Special Defense
70
>Speed
130 have had sex only once. finding other homosexual degenerates is hard

>>25626430
Normal/Psychic isn't too bad I guess.

>>25625780
>65 SpD

how fucking young are you

>>25626430
>have had sex only once. finding other homosexual degenerates is hard
No its not. Which is probably why my speed tier is in the 400's.

>>25626455
And poison type too. Shouldn't even be on 4chan much less drinking. Tsk tsk.

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>>25625313

HP: 60
Atk: 120
Def: 104
SpAtk: 92
SpDef: 90
Speed: 110

Type: Fairy/Dark

Not bad. I really thought I'd have lower Atk and higher SpAtk. But I'm more than satisfied with my Speed and defenses. My HP is as expected; I'm a skinnyfuck.

As for the typing, who doesn't enjoy a good trip to the mall followed by shitposting about said trip to the mall. Unique typing ftw.

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>>25625712
Dat speed and BST.
Great thread OP.
The only thing left is the ability, which is pretty hard. Maybe people can just choose one that they think reflects their personality - one that at least one member of their type has.
Also, nature. Which is pretty easy actually.
Already looking forward to your next version of this.

>>25626455
He's probably around 18.
>>25626483
Plenty of high school or young college kids drink and party, it's about as normal as can be.

>>25626490
OP here, I know I didn't specify in the OP but by curling I meant dumbbell, in one hand. Unless you're like solid muscle I don't think you weigh 120 and can curl 40 pounds so maybe you thought barbell?

>>25626508
>breaking local statuates.
>ever

Degeneracy 2bh

>>25626303

>speed 38

>>25626515
Not him, but I could curl 40 pounds with ease back my freshman year of high school in weightlifting and I weighed maybe 114-115 at most.

Curling is pretty easy honestly, same with squats. Now hang-clings and bench is a different story depending on size.

>>25626515
Not the anon you're replying to but curling 40lbs (18 kilos for the rest of the world) for a single rep isn't hard Jesus fuck, I can do that & I'm full hungry skeleton mode

lets give it a shot
HP - 100
ATK - 90 (I dont actually know since I havent sonw curls in forever, but I feel this is pretty average)
DEF - 107
SPA - 95 (I have no clue what my actual iq)
SPD - 72
SPE - 75

Electric

depends entirely on the movepool desu

>>25626522
Broken plenty of them in my day Anon, criminal record and all, and I mean a heavy criminal record. You learn after awhile, as for drinking and partying in college underage, it's really not a big deal. America is the only ass backward country where it's still 21, or at least the only one I know off the top of my head, and even then there are plenty of parties going on for people to get wasted at.

HP 120
ATK 150
DEF 154
SPA 99
SPD 71
SPE 83

Water/Ghost

Physical Jellicent I guess

>>25625313
>Hp
115
>Atk
75
>Def
108
>Spa
114
>Spd
77
>Spe
94

psychic/electric

Well, there's worse defensive typings and if I work out I'll be an alright mixed attacker if I can get a decent movepool.

>>25626543
>Hungry skeleton manlets in highschool curling 40 lb dumbbells 'with ease'

The OP said clean, proper curls, not 'I can muster it if put a little swing in it while lifting slightly with my shoulders too'

>>25625313
HP: 85
Atk: 120
Def: 105
SpA: 108
SpD: 86
Spe: 88
BST: 592

Dragon / Ghost
Dragon: never shitposted and usually spoonfeed on /a/ while respecting everybody's taste to an extent
Ghost: bioinformatics

Ability: Oblivious
Comes with the autism package.

>>25625953
Going to try to give myself some moves here:
>Avalanche (from skiing)
>Belly Drum (from getting way too hyped up and hurting myself while drunk)
>Slack Off (from being a lazy piece of garbage)
>Sing (because I'm a musician)

>>25626596
What do you expect, maybe 1/100 people on vp actually lift. There's the one 6 foot tall 300 pound guy that says he can """curl""" 75


>>25625951
That's not balanced to benis size at all though you dummy.

>>25626596
>in highschool
What? Where'd you get that from? I'm 23 & by the looks of it the guy you originally replied to is 25

And 18 kilos isn't a lot mate, seriously

water

hp 90
atk 120
def 154
spa 88
spd 72
spe 90

tbqh senpai

>>25626596
It's really not. OP didn't state whether you could do them in repetition, he only stated 1 rep, that's it.

With that said, it's not that hard to believe, 40lbs really isn't a lot. I've seen children picking up 50lbs bags of sand and pet food. Not exactly the same thing, but the point stands.

Besides the fact that you threw manlet in there like that is any indicator of strength is silly. Mayweather Jr. is 5'7" and would rip you apart, I will grant he's not a hungry skeleton, but height has nothing to do with strength, and weight doesn't either. I have a friend that's 6'1" and 190 and he's weak as all shit.

Fire/Psychic

HP: 89
ATK:80
DEF: 105
SPA: 98
SPD: 90
SPE: 156

I like it

>tfw if you did this in reverse and made pokemon into humans, cloyster would be like a 7' tall 11 year old with a bigger benis than me

>>25626687
Picking up things and curling them properly and even remotely similar. Ex., I deadlift 380 pounds for 2x5 reps, and curl 40s for 5x8.

I will give over the weight/height thing though. In fact, shorter people tend get stronger/more muscular relative to size faster.

>>25626719
That..actually sounds pretty interesting. I'll give it a try.

>>25626722
You're also doing far more reps than what OP asked for though. I was pretty small in high school myself, I could at least do 1 rep of a 40, I couldn't personally keep it up at the time, but I could at least do a few proper curls, which is really all OP asked for, was just one rep.

>>25625313
HP: 92
Attack: 145
Defense: 154
Special attack: 100 (IQ is bullshit, not going to waste time doing a test so I just pulled average for comp sci. student)
Special Defense: 83
Speed: 108

Ghost/Rock
BST: 682, not bad.
I wish I could count all the girls that tried to fuck me cause then I'd be a fast sweeper.

Was very tempted to add poison

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>>25625313
Female

>Type
Fire/Electric
>HP
60
>Attack
45
>Defense
95
>Sp.Attack
100
>Sp. Defense
100
>Speed
126

Awesome

HP 70
ATK IDK, definitely not a lot
DEF 102
SP ATK lol believing the results of online IQ tests/believing in the veracity of IQs at all
SP DEF 82
SPEED 10
Psychic/Bug

...I'd better have a broken-ass ability.

>>25625313
HP: 154
Att: ???

naaah i dont care anymore kek

>>25626719
>Deoxys-Attack is a 5.56 year old barely 13 inches tall, weights 25 pounds, lifts 60lbs with one hand and has an IQ of 225. Either is a virgin with a 10in dick or something like 6in dick and fugged 9 bitches
>His height might as well be his erect dick

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>>25625313
I'm too ashamed to post mine

>>25626785
>speed 10
>???

Ground/Electric
>91
>150
>94
>92
>76
>120

623 base stats, nice
I guess I'd be an Adamant/Jolly physical attacker. What would that look like? Some kind of lightning rod?

HP: 190
ATK: 125
DEF: 128
SpAtk: 98
Spdef: 68
Speed: 75
Fire/Fighting

BST 684

I'm the universally hated typing

HP: 105
Atk: 75
Def: 68
SpA: 86
SpD: 73
Spe: 115

BST: 522

fire/psychic
cool

>>25626790
>shuckle
>weighs 40lbs
>curls 3lbs
>6'11
>IQ of 12
>767 months old
>1/3 inch dick
>into collecting and biking

lel

>>25626719
>>25626790
>>25626835
These are great

Dark/Dragon
HP - 115
ATK - 180
DEF - 131
SPA - 100
SPD - 83
SPE - 125
You gotta work on this a bit OP

>>25626835
>severely underweight
>incredibly weak muscles
>Profound mental retardation
>64 years old
>micropenis
Poor Shuckle

>>25626865
At least he isn't a manlet.

>>25625313
>HP
100
>Attack
105
>Defense
120
>Special Attack
91
>Special Defense
75
>Speed
100

Wow, how average.

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>>25625313
So if your spirit animal is a Snorlax you are:
>HP: 160
320 lb in weight
>Attack: 110
36 2/3lb curl
>Defense: 65
43 1/3 inches tall - 3ft 7 1/3in tall whaaa
>Sp.Atk: 65
81.25 IQ - an actual retard
>Sp.Def: 110
366.67 months - 30years 6 2/3months old
>Speed: 30
2inch dick.
Total: 540

>>25626871
Oh, forgot.

>Dark type

I lift, but I don't curl so I have no idea what my one-rep max is. Can anyone think of a decent substitution?

Ice/steel

Hp 77
Atk 152
Def 106
Sp.atk no idea but im a physical attacker anyway
Sp.def 73
Spe 103

>>25626914
Maybe how many clean chin ups you can do x3

>>25626924
*Not x3 but x6

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>>25626933
>with curls strength is 150+
>with chinups it's like 24
>mfw

>>25625313
135/90/119/104/65/120
I love biking and gardening, so I guess I'm Rock/Grass.

>Type
Poison/Electric
>HP
75
>Attack
90
>Defense
108
>Special Attack
Dont know my IQ
>Special Defense
83
>Speed
158

>>25626948
oh wait, I didnt see the bonus for speed, so I'm really Rock/Grass 135/90/119/104/65/150. Jesus Im broken.

>>25626945
Yeah it doesnt really work if u are bulky

95/150(?)/131/97/132

I guess Steel/Psychic, I like a lot of this stuff but I'm basing it on the shit I actually do

I'm pulling the attack more or less completely out of my ass because I haven't done a bicep curl in like three years lmao

a-am I viable /b/

Fire/Ghost

HP 70
ATK 90
DEF 128
SPA 92
SPD 87
SPE 140

I'm not a guy

>>25625313
>Dark/Ghost
HP: 70
Atk: 80
Def: 108
SpA: 90
SpD: 81
Spe: 115

544 BST
Not bad. I could be a Physical sweeper, I guess. With a Life Orb I could be a decent Special attacker, as well.

>>25627028
wait fug I meant 95/150(?)/131/97/88/112

88 spdef

>>25625313
HP 110
Atk 225
Def 102
SpA 115
SpD 91
Spe 150
Electric/dark

mega Luxray?

>>25625313
>my passion is snowboarding
WOOHOO PURE ICE TYPE REPRESENT BITCH

aight enough of that, time for stats motherfucker

>63HP
>attack: idk probably like 55
>defense: 105
>spa: i dont know my iq
>spdef: 71
>speed: probably around 82ish i guess

IMA LAPRAS BUT NO WATER SECONDARY!!!

>>25627033
>defensive Fire/Ghost

RIP

>>25627043
I fucked up. I can't be a Physical sweeper. I mixed up my Defense for my Attack. My only hope is Life Orb or Choice Scarf Special attacker.

HP: 93
Atk: 150
Def: 104 (actual defense irl is much higher, though, I take hits like a motherfucker)
So Atk: 108
Sp. Def: 69
Speed: 115
BST: 639, pretty broken but not too over the top

Psychic/fighting, though i like listening to music more. Electric, maybe?

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>>25625313
HP: 80
Attack: 45
Defense: 104
Special Attack: 90
Special Defense: 56
Speed: 225
BST: 600
Bug/Psychic.
>tfw pseudo-legend tier just because you've slept around a lot

>>25627085
also im pretty sure my special attack would be LOW AS FUCK not gonna lie

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>HP
79
>Attack
68
>Defense
96
>Sp.Atk
110
>Sp.Def
81
>Speed
282
>Type
Fire/Electric
>BST
714

Hory Shet

>>25625313

HP: 75
ATK: 90
DEF: 67
ATS: 92
DFS: 92
SPE: 103
Psychic/Poison

I'm a pretty shitty mon.

>>25626515
>>25626538
Yup yup.
There's gonna be a lot of fuckers with high Attack in this thread. Also it gives an advantage to men. There should be a stat that favors women to in my opinion.

>>25627232
That benis.

HP: 108
Atk: 177
Def: 177
SpA: 73 (no idea really, just googled country average)
SpD: 91
Spe: 101
BST: 627

Type: Water/Electric
Ability: Own Tempo
Species: Aryan

>>25627347
Not that amazing, 5.5 inches. On the other hand, 20 sexual partners are a pretty huge speed buff

>>25625313
I haven't read the thread yet but I'm predicting a ton of sky high special attacks

I'll check back

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>>25625313

hp-62
at-66
df-99
sa-75
sd-108
sp-120

Normal/ground

Meh....

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>>25627372
>20 sexual partners

HP: 75
Attack: 90
Defense: 105
Special Attack: 88
Special Defense: 69
Speed: 75

Electric; maybe Electric/Dragon.

>>25627358
If your IQ is really that low, youre far from being any sort of master race, friend. Even if it is the average of your country.

>>25627384
>thinking the majority of people in 4chan are smart
With the exception of some boards like /sci/ people on this site don't usually have a high IQ.

>>25627502
Anon is saying he expect everyone to report their IQ as being way higher than it is, much like /r9k/'s penis-size lament threads are full of 7.5-inchers.

>>25625313

/fit/ reporting in

Steel/Fighting
HP: 102
Atk: 405
Def: 107
Spa: 92
SpD: 120
Spe: 123
Are you asking for power cleans on attack? Because I haven't trained those in a while so I just put 135lbs which is not that much.

>>25625313
80
75
118
112
72
100

Water/Dark

>>25627532
Herp derp. Just realized you weren't asking for power cleans.

Then my ATk is only 265. I don't really curl but the last time I did it was 70 for 8 or so reps. Had to calculate my one rep max to multiply by 3.

HP: 95
Attack: 55
Def: 66
Special Attack: 150
Special Defense: 74
Speed: 105
Psychic/Ghost
>tfw just a hoopa with less special defense and more speed

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>>25627532
>go to fit
>do SS without reading it fully
>4.5pl8 deadlift, 3pl8 squat
>never do arms beyond bench press (OHP kills my back, scoliosis)
>mfw I can only curl like 30lbs for reps

Just kill me fåm

>>25627626
Read practical programming. You should have been adding chin ups and curls if you wanted.

HP: 63
Attack: 65 (I Think?)
Defense: 138 (6'3")
Sp. Attack: 108 (Last time I checked)
Sp. Defense: 83
Speed: 138

Nothing for playing music, so because I'm playing bass in a punk rock band, I guess Dark/Electric.

>>25627602
>iq is 187
Ok buddy

>>25627646
I should have, I do them now, but it's a while before they'll catch up. I have no idea how I didn't notice 2bh.

>>25627664
>bass in a punk band
Man I miss my punk days, helped that our bassist was a huge pokemon fan as well.

Psychic/Dark

HP 97
ATK 72
DEF 140
SA 85
SD 70
SPEED 75

TOT 539

A-Am I good guys?

>>25625521
>IQ is 150+
Haha oooookaaayyy

Jesus wept is everyone on this board a shitposting bookworm? I love reading but having it as a primary hobby is like one step above watching movies as a hobby.

>>25625313
Electric/poison

Hp 135
Atk 225
Def 166
Spatk 112
Spdef 95
Spd 115

BST 848

>>25627943
I have papers from my official test that say it is between 146 and 156. I put 154 because thats what both my parents told me. For the record I dont think a high iq is something to brag about because look where being "smart" got me.

HP: 90
Attack: 135
Defense: 108
Special Attack: 92
Special Defense: 72
Speed: 115

Type: Ground/Dragon

I feel like a Garchomp.

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>HP
110
>Attack
105
>Defense
105
>Sp. Atk
80
>Sp. Def
71
>Speed
108
Dark/Electric
Pretty cool. I'd definitely EV train myself in Speed and Attack, leaving the extra 4 in HP
Moveset would be Sucker Punch, Thunder Punch, Swords Dance, and maybe Ice Punch too for coverage.
Held Item: Life Orb

HP 67
Atk 60
Def 102
SpA 80
SpD 69
Spe 100
BST 478
Type is normal/poison
I'm a shitmon aren't I?

>>25630171
Yeah basically. You need a mega.

>poison/normal

This is what skuntank should have been. We already drapion for poison/dark in that same gen (in the same area too)

>>25625313
>HP 40
.>atk 51
>def 90
>SP atk 86
>SP def 72
>speed 75
Type fairy bitches

>HP
80 (160 lbs)
>Attack
115 (35 lbs is what I usually lift, so I'm going with that)
>Defense
136 (6'2.5)
>Sp.A
100 (Estimating like 125?)
>Sp.D
75 (21)
>Speed
130 (8 Inches, have only had sex with my current GF although I once got a blowjob from a dude at a party)

Fighting/Ghost (Boxer, pursuing degree in Machine Learning) which is pretty alright.
>BST: 636
By your standards, OP, I'm fucking awesome. Now if only I could think so, too

Hp-90
Attack:150
Defense:90
Special attack:??? Not gonna look it up
Special defense 87
Speed:305 (lol)
Steel/poison

Get at me. Bout to sweep every team ever.

Hp: 78
Attack: 150
Defense: 108
Special attack: 109
Special defense: 65
Speed: 105
Type: steel

>>25625313
>134 HP
>90 Atk
>103 Def
>90 SpA
>84 SpDef
>95 Speed
Nature: Relaxed
Typing: Dragon/Poison/Dark
Ability: Own Tempo

NU material, I guess?

>>25631935
>Hp-90
>Attack:150
>Defense:90
>Special attack:??? Not gonna look it up
>Special defense 87
>Speed:305 (lol)
>Steel/poison
>Get at me. Bout to sweep every team ever.

>Sandshrew used Earthpower! It's super effective!

>>25625313
HP: 55
Atk: 75
Def: 92
Sp.Att: 95
Sp.Def: 86
Spd: 100

BST: 503

Steel/water

tiny grill

>>25632905
two words: earthquake metagross

>>25625313
HP: 90
Attack: 90
Defense: 107
Sp. Attack: 112
Sp. Defense: 70
Speed: 102

Psychic/Electric

HP: 133
Atk: 75
Def: 143
SpA: 120
SpD: 92
Spe: 120

Grass/ Fairy

Pretty decent!

>>25625313
>First, let's determine your base stats.
>>HP
>128
>>Attack
>120
>>Defense
>105
>>Special Attack
>92
>>Special Defense
>98
>Speed
>186
>Bug/Electric


Lol, ubers

>all of these people pretending to understand IQ
>testing between 25%-90% having any significant effect on your IQ
>IQ is expressible with one number
>disabilityfag getting buttmad over IQ

I have bad news for many of you.

Rock/Ghost

HP 80
Atk 80
Def 125
SpAtk 96
SpDef 89
Spe 103

>>25634451
So either i messed up some metric/imperial conversions or anons here are fucking buff. Or lying

>>25625313
HP: 70
Atk: 70
Def: 105
SpA: 100
SpD: 90
Spe: 100

Psychic

>>25625313
>type
Fire/Dragon
>HP
>210lbs
105
>Attack
>35lbs
105
>Defense
>6'4
130
>Special Attack
>132
106
>Special Defense
>19
68
>Speed
>6 + 10 points
100

>total base stats
>746
D-Did I do that right?

>>25625313
HP: 105
Attack: 115
Defense: 101
SpA: 112
SpD: 79
Speed: 67.5 (JUST)

Electric/Dark

BST: 580
L E G E N D A R Y

>HP 78
>Attack
i don't do gym stuff, literally don't know what a curl is
>Def 118
>SpkA never done an IQ test, never intend to
>SpkD 76
>Speed 130
I still struggle to see how speed is related to dick length, should be 100M sprint speed.

> for type
Lets see i enjoy hiking a lot but go jogging at lunch hour during work.

So normal/ground

Type: Water

HP: 80
Attack: 82
Defense: 78
Sp.Atk: 95
Sp.Def: 80
Speed: 85
Total: 500

>>25625313
70 - HP
45 - Attack
105 - Defense
105 - Special Attack
100 - Special Defense
185 - Speed
610
Type - Bug/Rock

I don't even know how good/bad this is. BST is nothing if the points aren't in the right stats, I'd prefer less Speed and more HP to try and round myself off some more while keeping Attack low. Overall the system is flawed, some people are over weight so have mass HP, other have had quite a lot of sex so have unreal Speed. I love my typing though.

>>25634526
>should be 100M sprint speed.

And if it were, how many blank spots for the speed stat would be in this thread? Who the hell knows how fast they run in numbers off the top of their head?

>>25634642
>the system is flawed

You try coming up with a way to use human metrics and distribution in a way that correlates perfectly to the game's designed stat distribution and isn't overly complicated for a casual funposting thread.

>>>>25625313
HP: 63
ATK: ~60
DEF:96
SP.A: 110
SP.D: 95
SPD: 130

BST:554

This is pretty even, good job OP!
Fire/Fairy (drawing as a second hobby?)

>Type
Electric/Poison

>HP
90
>Attack
132
>Defense
98
>Sp.Attack
104
>Sp.Defense
69
>Speed
94

>BST
587

Am I good guys?

>>25634658
Flawed for being real Pokemon, anon. I never meant flawed for funposting. I'm more interested in people's types though.

>>25634708
Better hope you get levitate o_o

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HP: 56
Attack: Probably really low, I'll say 50 because I'm tiny and not very strong
Defense: 92
Special Attack: 94
Special Defense: 65
Speed: 135

BST: 492
Dragon/Fairy/Poison? None of my real hobbies are there.

>>25625313
HP: 77
Atk: 66
Defense: 144
SpA: 95
SpD: 60
Speed: 75

BST: 517

Psychic/Steel

>>25625313

>HP : 84

>Attack : 198

>Defence : 105

>Special Attack : 88

>Special Defence : 65

>Speed : 90

Type : Dragon/Dark

BST : 630

Basiclly a slower Hydreigon with bad Special stats and HP,but with good Attack and defence.

Type: poison/electric

HP: 67
ATK: 180
DEF: 119
SPA: 112
SPD: 68
SPE: 125

BST: 671

>>25625313
>Your IQ multiplied by 0.8 rounded up.

For what purpose? You can get amazing Attack just by lifting regularly, but to get the same Sp. Attack you must have been born with insanely high IQ. Shouldn't be more balanced without the 0.8 multiplier, or with some bonus for academic achievements or similar stuff?

>>25625313
100
No idea, probably around 60 or something
108
112
83
105

Type: Ghost/Dark. The QI was taken from a shitty test online so it's probably lower than that.

>HP
75
>Attack
90
>Defense
102
>Special Attack
80
>Special Defense
80
>Speed
90

BST: 495

>Type
Psychic

HP: 84
Atk: 90
Def: 105
Sp. Atk: 96
Sp. Def: 78
Spd: 120

BST: 573

Water/Psychic

Bretty gud?

>>25635204
I'll probably make a "version 1.0" of this when I get some free time. I didn't want to go IQ at 1.0 since the average IQ is 100 by definition and 100 is not the average base special attack for a FE pokemon. I figured 80 was more appropriate but of course everyone here is one to two full standard deviations above average go figure.

HP: 80
Atk: 90? Rarely work arms and never do curls
Def: 99
SAtk: 104ish
SDef: 69
Spd: 90

I can run a sub 5 mile though so realistically my speed would be higher

Solid UU/RU material, maybe BL/OU if I got a nice ability like Tinted Lens ( I wear glasses)

Water

HP: 80
Atk: 82
Def: 78
Sp. Atk: 95
Sp. Def: 80
Spd: 85

BST: 500

dragon/dark here we go

HP:110
ATT:75
DEF:110
SPE ATT:95
SPE DEF:90
SPE:100

That average statspread, with a good movepool I could probably handle UU

>HP
65
>Attack
54
>Defense
108
>Special Attack
113
>Special Defense
75
>Speed
93

>Type
Psychic/Poison

>>25625313

Ground/Psychic
HP: 77
Atk: 75
Def: 102
Sp. Atk.: 108 (I think)
Sp. Def.: 78
Speed: 90
BST: 530

I don't follow up on competitive battling, how shit would I be on a team?

HP 67.5
ATK 90
DEF 109.5
SP ATTACK 90
SP DEF 55.8
SPEED 30
Bug/Dragon

am i RU?

HP: 80
Attack: 120
Defense: 108
Sp. Attack: 108
Sp. Defense: 94
Speed: 205 (this was a dumb thing to use for speed, should have based it off our actual running speed or shoe size or something)

Ground/Psychic

I'd use me.

>>25625313
>63
>42
>90
>128
>68
>90

Poison /electric
Well I would be a good scarfer or with sand rush I would be the shit

HP 100
At: IDK, but pretty sure I'm a special attacker
Def: 107
SpAt: 96
SpDef: 97
Speed: 84
bulky water type

110
120
105
99
87.3
132

adding a new favorite hobby, playing guitar so naturally steel / electric type

Psychic/Electric
78 - hp
90 - atk
108 - def
(I have no idea) - spa
70 - spdf
90 - spe

>>25625313
>>25625313
>First, let's determine your base stats.
>>HP
>Your weight in pounds divided by 2 rounded up.
>>Attack
>How much weight in lbs you can do a clean, proper curl (1 rep) multiplied by 3
>>Defense
>Your height in inches multiplied by 1.5. Add an additional 10 points for each inch you are above 6'.
>>Special Attack
>Your IQ multiplied by 0.8 rounded up.
>>Special Defense
>Your age in months multiplied by 0.3 rounded up.
>>Speed
>Your actual erect penis length in inches (nearest quarter inch) multiplied by 15 rounded up. Add 10 points for each unique person with which you have ever had penetrative sex.
>Now for your typing. Which hobby as follows would you choose to do in general if you had to pick one? If you feel strongly about one of these in particular you are a pure type. If split between up to two, you're dual typed.
>Jogging: normal
>Hiking: ground
>Biking: rock
>Swimming: water
>Baking/cooking: fire
>Gardening: grass
>Programming: ghost
>Reading: psychic
>Sports: steel
>Martial arts/boxing: fighting
>Watching movies: electric
>Drinking/partying: poison
>Mallwalking/shopping: fairy
>Skiing/snowboarding: ice
>Collecting: bug
>Birdwatching/kite flying: flying
>Respectfully posting on 4chan: dragon
>Shitposting on 4chan: dark
>If you have a hobby or habit not listed that is clearly or obviously connected to a type, feel free to type yourself accordingly.


HP: 105
Atk: 120
Def: 180
Sp. Atk: 105
Sp. Def: 80
Spd: 165

Type: Fighting
Kek this is crazy

>>25625313
Rounded down to nearest 10 for clean numbers.
120/120/120/100/70/80
Ghost/dark

Nothin personell kidds

>>25625313
HP: 80
Atk: 75
Def: 104
SpA: 106
SpD: 64
Spd: 75

Ghost/Grass

About how useless am I?

>>25636429
I think the thing with IQ is most people don't actually know their IQ, and take a free quiz online and use that number. Those quizzes don't produce the same results as the ones used to create real metrics.