Do boobs bounce out of girls tops in real life?

>>25054355
Thanks for the fap fodder anon. Got any more?

>>25054355
Who cares? Last bewbz I ran into had nipple hair. Scarred for life.

What do you think anon?

only if the boobs are in a loose fitting bra or none at all

>>25054447
Dont lie to me

>>25054513
Sadly it is true. Sorry, anon..

>>25054355
This does not happen IRL and you are clearly a virgin for asking.

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>>25054610
>calling someone a virgin
>on 4chan
>on /vp/ of all places

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>>25054636
>tfw 9 years til i'm a certified wizard

>>25054636
I have sex at least once a week.

Depending on how much moving around there is a nip could slip out of her bra, but I've never seen outright popping out of a top. Girls are usually smart enough to have clothes that don't do that.

>>25054355
Its your nip cartoons that do that.

If they did that, it'd be an awkward experience at work every day, titties everywhere.

>>25054636
Not a /v/irgin. Virginity ain't something special anymore anyway.

>>25054712
>titties everywhere

I don't know if 'awkward' is the word I'd use there.

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>>25054355
They can but it's virtually never by accident and virtually never in public. Usually when she's drunk or you two are hanging out at home and she wants to mess around.

>>25054661
>tfw 8 years left
>tfw just found out I have a micropenis

>>25054712
>women
>at work

>>25054447
>>25054513
Most of them do. It's not so bad and a good girl shaves it like her pussy.

>>25054355
Do you mean like a nip slip. Yeah that happens but rarely and only to girls with huge tits that is not very common. If you go to the beach that shit happens all the time.

>>25054791
Trimmed pussy is better.

>>25054807
I like no hair.

>>25054715
>>25054693
>tfw nonvirgins on my /vp/

>>25054815
Any person with a functioning brain likes women to have no hair anywhere on their body aside from their head. Yet faggot hentai artists still draw girls like fucking apes

>>25054877
>

Maybe because that's not universal like you're claiming. There are pros and cons to both.

>>25054887
Name one fucking pro to a girl having a bush, or hairy legs, or a forest of an armpit

>>25054898
Hentai artists rarely do those other two. Where do you even find hentai with leg hair?

So I'm talking about bush specifically

>complements shape with a light bush
>adds 'realism' like if the girl is a virgin or even a MILF she's probably not waxed down there
>hides an otherwise ugly outie (this is a huge plus in real life)

>>25054912
>complements shape with a light bush
What? That's like taping a loofa down there and calling it appealing.
>adds 'realism' like if the girl is a virgin or even a MILF she's probably not waxed down there
>"lel everyone is a virgin or a MILF in hentai"
>hides an otherwise ugly outie (this is a huge plus in real life)
>cover something ugly with something equally ugly
Your logic is failing to make any sense. And virgins don't have roasties last time I checked.
All your points are null and void. Plus most the fags don't even make it a bush, it's just like a toupee on a vag.

>>25054931
Light bush means you can make something out senpai, usually most of the hair outlining the top.

>pubes are ugly
>opinions

If you are not a virgin this shit shouldn't bother you. Like if you were going to fuck some girl and had a bush would your dick stop working? And I hope your girl waxes. Some pubes are honestly better than shaving, shit grows back way too fast and then you've got yourself a stubble cunt. Pubes are alright but nothing is worse than stubble cunt.

>on the virgin and MILF thing

Hey, it's a pro when applicable

>roastie meme

Epic. You do know even without the iconic roast beef lips there are some pretty ugly outies that are just that way to begin with, right?

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I need your help anon

>>25054355
fucking end yourself scott

>>25054877
>millennial opinions

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>>25055229
>millennial opinions
>mfw generation X
Fuck off you twat

>>25054877
The older I get the more I get turned on by body hair.

It must be a H I G H T E S T thing. Biologically, body hair signals that impregnation is possible.

>>25054791
Let me put it this way. In my 10 years of being sexually active I have only encountered 1 girl with hair around her areolas. The other chicks prolly plucked it? Anyway, that shit is not cash. Pubes I can handle, but hair running down her thighs is gross and nipple hair is appalling IMO.

>>25055457
I help my girlfriend pull them out all the time. Sorry to ruin your dreams.

>>25055446
>body hair signifies pregnancy is possible
Tits and child bearing hips even more so. Quit with the pointless arguements.

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>>25055457
>In my 10 years of being sexually active

>>25055483
how often does it end in sex

>>25056089
Kek

please stop talking about sex, i just want to talk aboit pokemon

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>>25054661
>caring about being a wizard or not
Does it matter if you have sex? It's all about finding a cute girl, who you can have sex with all the time.

I had that once, and now she gone. I might as well feel like a wizard.

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>>25054636
>on /vp/ of all places
Don't you know how many chicks are into Pokemon.
How do you think I pick up girls, pokemon has help me get laid or a 100 times.
You guys need to look, there cute pokegirl out there for everyone.
Just don't fuck it up and lose her.
Like how I did

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>>25056517
yea yeah buddy. 300 confirmed lays trained with the likes of the Fonz and Warren Beaty and can make a girl come 12 different ways all without using your hands...etc etc

>>25056517
I feel your pain, anon. One ex was into Pokemon, heck, It's what helped us getting started. Last ex had an amazing body and gave succelent head. I really miss her stuff. :/

>>25055457
>Ten years
>Two girls

>>25056704
Nope, wrong. Funny how every anon is always on the wrong end.

Is Op a huge faggot in real life, or only on /vp/?

I don't do hook ups. So I've only been sexually active with my girlfriends.

They've been all over the boob spectrum, from A to DDD. Small boobs are more likely to pop out than big ones. This is because slight folds in the fabric can reveal small boobs. But the big ones are deeper and better covered.

Also, I can say that 2/5 would have had tiny amounts of nipple hair if they didn't pluck. The other 3 had no signs of any.

As for pubic hair... 1 had permanently lasered off her hair. 2 waxed 100% of the time. 1 usually shaved. 1 rarely shaved. Current gf is the permalasered one.

I realize this sample size isn't huge, but maybe its big by /vp/ standards.

>>25056517
>>25056690
You can tell it's samefagging. At least change how shit the grammar and spelling are.

what a sad fucking question

>>25056508
Nope, the soul of magic lies in your virginity.

>>25056517

My gf is into anime but only knows Gen 1 Pokemon so I used that to start a convo with her.

>>25054784
How does this even happen? Are you too fat to know your own penis?

>>25058095
Probably he thought he was normal because he only watched Jap porn. Then realized that 4 inches is small as shit.

>>25054661
7 years for me. I'm also a software engineer. So I will be a wizard that creates wizards.

>>25058103
Oh, that's reasonable.
If it's any consolation, there are girls out there innocent enough or inexperienced enough to where they won't know that though.

>>25058103
I thought micro was 2.5 or lower

>>25054661
>>25058107
>less that a month
Should I just pay a hooker?

>>25058141
No, aids/herpes is not worth it. Stick with your purity. Besides, why would you wanna stick your dick into a hole that is smeared with the dried dickcheese of a hundred other men?

>>25058103
It's a little more than 5 actually. Problem is the girth.

>>25058576
Because at least that IS a hole.
;_;

>>25058675
The only virginity worth losing is the one on the back.

>>25058141
Dont listen to >>25058576. A brothel wouldn't hire a girl who has aids. If you wear a condom you are pretty much guaranteed to stay disease free, anyone who sells who's isn't gonna risk getting one of their clients sick. Just dont go with a street hooker, go to an actual establishment and hire a qt from there. If you do go for a girl that requires you to meet at a hotel or something, its a good idea to: park a few blocks away from the hotel and just walk from there, leave your wallet in your car or at home and only bring enough cash to pay her (ask her how much it will cost before hand so you knowhow much to bring).

Most prostitutes in real life are ugly as shit or look like old hags.

You're not going to find some cute young 18-22 year old girl selling herself unless she's a drug addict.

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>>25054693
>Lying to impress virgins on 4chan

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>>25056089