>he doesn't nickname his pokemon

File: Kyle-Massey.jpg (47KB, 470x381px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 470x381px

>>25049991
>lord of the rings

File: 106g4dd.jpg (9KB, 324x270px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 324x270px

>naming your pokemon after anime characters

File: saitama fubuki klk.jpg (258KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

258KB, 1280x720px

>>25049997
>that's so raven

File: The_Brak_Show_characters.jpg (92KB, 491x303px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 491x303px

>>25050018
>one piece

File: Madara Uchiha.png (116KB, 431x431px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 431x431px

>>25050015

They're bits of data and pixels. Who cares if they have a nickname.

File: 1453142856059.gif (1016KB, 450x345px) Image search: [Google]

1016KB, 450x345px

>>25050054

> play Role Playing Game
> doesn't want to Roleplay

File: you are a rather large individual.jpg (213KB, 1270x1270px) Image search: [Google]

213KB, 1270x1270px

>>25050054
>being such a basic bitch

File: Cute-Arm-Tattoos-for-Old-Men1.jpg (338KB, 900x1261px) Image search: [Google]

338KB, 900x1261px

>>25050054
I bet you look like this

I dont nickname my pokemon because im not a faggot

>>25050076
My nigger.

>>25049991
I dont nickname my pokemon because I have no idea

True Pokemon masters do not name their beasts of burden.

>>25050105
She's not British, they have wider fat faces

>>25049991
I don't like nicknames.

>>25049991
Who is his rat?

>>25050074
The sad part is that guy could pull more women in a weekend than all of vp in a year.

File: [PM]Pocket_Monsters_Best_Wishes_028_Emonga_VS_Tsutarja!_The_Great_Volt_Switch_Mayhem!![H264_720P][031B3E32].mkv_snapshot_09.33_[2015.12.10_21.23.21].jpg (60KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 1280x720px

I nickname hard to get pokemon like shinys, top breeds, and legendaries

File: Lass Kicker Becky sends out Xatu.png (3MB, 1636x1016px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1636x1016px

>he doesn't wear matching clothes for his pokemon

File: 1451416883909.gif (1000KB, 245x245px) Image search: [Google]

1000KB, 245x245px

>>25050040
>Aqua Teen Hunger Force

File: tumblr_mqi2d9u3lc1sbnvc9o1_500.gif (497KB, 500x364px) Image search: [Google]

497KB, 500x364px

>>25050674
>Bowser

File: [shigging intensifies].gif (613KB, 600x231px) Image search: [Google]

613KB, 600x231px

>>25050681
>Yokai Watch

File: GET OFF VENT.jpg (20KB, 376x429px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 376x429px

>>25050681
>Kirby

File: 1445895036764.jpg (11KB, 500x371px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 500x371px

>>25050681
>Digimon

File: 1453311000539.png (268KB, 500x360px) Image search: [Google]

268KB, 500x360px

>naming your pokes after greek gods and shit

a cool name like c0.0n is way better than Prometheus for example

File: 1407135126105.png (553KB, 678x718px) Image search: [Google]

553KB, 678x718px

I don't nick Pokemon not because I don't like nicknames but because I'm pretty autistic with them and I can't decide.

>>25049991
Nicknaming Pokemon is so cringeworthy. Observe the following situations:

>Situation 1
Person A: Let me see your Pokemon!
Person B: *gives 3DS*
Person A: Basilisk, Holocaust, Cumdump, Tension, Devourer, Allah
*Person A gives back 3DS and runs away*

>Situation 2
Person A: Let me see your Pokemon!
Person B: *gives 3DS*
Person A: Stan, Molly, Lucina, Jake, Paul, Trevor...
*Person A gives back 3DS and walks away*

>Situation 3
Person A: Let me see your Pokemon!
Person B: *gives 3DS*
Person A: Charizard, Absol, Gardevoir, Raichu, Scolipede, Lucario. Nice team!
*Person A and B have a friendly conversation*

Note that Situation 3 is the only one where Person B doesn't sound like a child or autist.

File: [laughter stops].png (200KB, 356x256px) Image search: [Google]

200KB, 356x256px

>he nicknamed his shiny Umbreon DEATH

File: advbait.png (245KB, 462x333px) Image search: [Google]

245KB, 462x333px

>>25050766

File: 1447160493771.jpg (67KB, 554x414px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 554x414px

>>25050790
>regular show

>>25050062
This teebiatch senpapi

>>25050111
Paul. Go away. Or you will feel. A feeling. Of immense pain.

File: Creatures.webm (2MB, 365x234px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 365x234px

You're probably one of those people who names your characters in RPGs after your friends.

Fuck you, canon names all the way. If a character doesn't have a canon name, they don't get a name at all.

File: Roleplay threads.png (504KB, 635x475px) Image search: [Google]

504KB, 635x475px

>>25050969
Refer back to >>25050062

Or do you prefer to play the role of a piñata?

File: image.jpg (71KB, 430x422px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 430x422px

>>25050928
>Pokemon

File: shinji cup original.jpg (20KB, 421x363px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 421x363px

>>25050696
>Hey Arnold!

File: 4L_1DIJe4iD.jpg (164KB, 774x1031px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 774x1031px

>>25050766
>tfw you share a name with Lucario

File: jesus christ.jpg (77KB, 887x1097px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 887x1097px

>>25051000
>mfw that face when

>>25050982

JRPGs are not roleplaying games. They take gameplay mechanics from actual RPGs like Ultima and Wizardry, but you have zero control over the game's story.

File: 99d.jpg (70KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 640x640px

I nickname every single pokemon I catch or breed, even if I put a temporary one.

>>25050766
>tfw I have an umbreon called Holocaust

File: index.jpg (14KB, 261x193px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 261x193px

>>25049991

Only faggots nickname their pokemon.

File: 84ar05.jpg (129KB, 330x495px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 330x495px

>>25050986
>Gundam

File: NfORLqc.jpg (16KB, 759x382px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 759x382px

>>25052185
>Naruto

File: Jxz22Y8.jpg (21KB, 332x244px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 332x244px

>>25052308
>DBZ

File: 1453338284195.png (2MB, 1316x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1316x1080px

>trying to keep this meme relevant

>>25050074
>looks like my husband
10/10 would get choked by

File: 1452899426389.jpg (19KB, 353x334px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 353x334px

>>25052350
>Fist of the North Star
>>25052364
>KLK

File: 1453113518429.png (427KB, 640x481px) Image search: [Google]

427KB, 640x481px

>>25052350
>Playstation Eye Demo

File: tumblr_static_20tasc43vdno4s8swsgcsc0oc.png (190KB, 540x482px) Image search: [Google]

190KB, 540x482px

>>25052482
>Rocko's Modern Life

>>25052626
>yokai watch

File: dildio.jpg (7KB, 202x250px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 202x250px

>>25052626
>Monster Rancher

>>25050766
>battle with people from here
>they have cocksucker, shiteater etc etc as names
>even being from here i find it very cringe worthy
Painfully true.

>>25050766
>Note that Situation 3 is the only one where Person B doesn't sound like a child or autist.
Including your post, you self-conscious sperg.

File: 1451897684104.jpg (16KB, 232x197px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 232x197px

>>25052657
>Nosferatu

>>25052704
>Mickey Mouse

File: C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppData_INTERNETEXPLORER_Temp_Saved Images_1448160309834.png (278KB, 500x356px) Image search: [Google]

278KB, 500x356px

>>25052704
> Mickey Mouse

File: 1451435585751.jpg (255KB, 756x636px) Image search: [Google]

255KB, 756x636px

>>25052737
>Bob's Burgers

File: 1341982747325.jpg (46KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 640x480px

>>25049991
>come up with the best worst puns for nicknames
>can't share them with /vp/oreons because the vast majority aren't in English and/or the jokes get too personal or otherwise obscure

File: 10422373_10203244847152092_2404536138999444263_n.jpg (39KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 400x400px

>>25052766
>Fist of the North Star

>>25052699
You sound like the sperg desu. Don't wear a fedora when you go outside.

File: Skeletons are dumb.jpg (210KB, 778x1104px) Image search: [Google]

210KB, 778x1104px

>>25052789
>Berserk

File: 1360433063372.jpg (27KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 300x300px

>>25054203
>dark souls

File: 1452299190161.jpg (11KB, 285x249px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 285x249px

>>25054213
>Robot Jones

File: 1354659368712.gif (834KB, 145x110px) Image search: [Google]

834KB, 145x110px

>>25054238
>My Gym Partner is a Monkey

File: 1444005561928.png (91KB, 528x688px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 528x688px

>>25054245
>Cleveland Show

File: 1390342741701.gif (399KB, 488x519px) Image search: [Google]

399KB, 488x519px

>>25054255
>Cave Story

>>25050766

fuck you, I name my female pokemon like females I'm attracted to

does anyone else do that?

>>25049991
Bold words for someone who hangs with folks who don't nickname their horses

>>25052463
Your husband is cucking you.

>>25054464
Not since I was 12.

>>25054987
At least they don't fuck the horses

My Talonflame is named Firecock

File: AND STEVEN.png (191KB, 500x288px) Image search: [Google]

191KB, 500x288px

>>25054455
>Quake

File: 5195687+_43b34b30c964f1dcbd3eaa177be09863.jpg (10KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 200x200px

>>25055141
>implying

File: 1413543013903.png (296KB, 693x432px) Image search: [Google]

296KB, 693x432px

>>25055649
>Adventure Time

File: 1431917.jpg (33KB, 400x388px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 400x388px

I nicknamed my favorite Pokemon after my dead dog

File: XL8aB.png (384KB, 500x418px) Image search: [Google]

384KB, 500x418px

>>25056337
>Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

File: 1440361403592.gif (81KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 200x200px

>>25056522
>Avatar: The Last Airbender

>>25056547
Zelda

The only time I used nicknames was in Red and Blue. I don't bother anymore.

I remember in elementary school a kid cracked up at my Alakazam that I named "Abe".

>>25056547
>some wrong anime.. show... or whatever

File: MonsoonI4.png (563KB, 933x769px) Image search: [Google]

563KB, 933x769px

>>25056547
>Final Fantasy VII

File: chill.png (211KB, 329x310px) Image search: [Google]

211KB, 329x310px

>>25056812
>game of thrones

File: spooky.png (36KB, 296x220px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 296x220px

>>25056834
>Armada

File: hqdefault.jpg (9KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 480x360px

>>25056846
>Tumblr

File: 4L_xQCUlu9W.jpg (51KB, 500x479px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 500x479px

can we delete this thread already?

File: fucking plebs.gif (168KB, 375x375px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 375x375px

>>25056858
>black samurai

File: 1444236786085.jpg (18KB, 430x361px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 430x361px

>>25056873
>donald duck

>>25056905
>mewtwo

File: 1449840480670.jpg (133KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 500x375px

>>25056895
>american dad

File: get a load of this guy cam.jpg (98KB, 776x602px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 776x602px

>>25056916
>battlestar galactica

File: hisB.png (308KB, 368x400px) Image search: [Google]

308KB, 368x400px

>>25056922
>Metal gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain - Tactical Espionage Operation

Post.

File: 825.gif (797KB, 300x169px) Image search: [Google]

797KB, 300x169px

>>25056922
>Bill and Ted's excellent adventure

File: 1446841229194.jpg (27KB, 184x184px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 184x184px

>>25056945
>Call of Duty

File: image.gif (424KB, 267x200px) Image search: [Google]

424KB, 267x200px

>>25056945
>CS:GO

File: 11db46ab-8af7-4eb9-9aa7-51217abc3b07-2060x1236.jpg (64KB, 620x372px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 620x372px

>He doesn't wank onto his touch screen after feeling up his favorite poke in amie, while teasing his butthole with the stylus

File: 1426880233168.jpg (31KB, 498x363px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 498x363px

>>25056980
>morgan freeman

File: 1446421946413.png (103KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 500x500px

>>25050779

>he nicknamed a Dark type Pokemon Shadow

File: photorealistic_hank_hill_by_sirwilly77-d51lk2l.jpg (233KB, 942x848px) Image search: [Google]

233KB, 942x848px

>>25057001
>Fairly Odd Parents

>>25056371

That's acceptable

File: 1451733225768.jpg (67KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 400x300px

>>25057065
>Beavis & Butthead

File: junketsu.png (1MB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1366x768px

>>25057091
>Xiaolin Showdown

File: banu2.png (130KB, 365x373px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 365x373px

Story time.
>be me
>at school
>kid in class plays pokemon
>one day we battle
>he sends out his pokemon
>Charlette the Charizard
>Fletchoretta the Talonflame
>Lee the Lucario
>Yvetas the Yveltal
>few other sperg names
>mfw

File: 1425005810594.jpg (178KB, 450x500px) Image search: [Google]

178KB, 450x500px

>>25057153
>vanilla ice

>>25057153
>tfw I send out Scizor named Chopper
>tfw I send out Clefable named Fat Louie
>tfw I send out Sableye named Hopkins
>tfw I send out Trevenant named Master Oak
>tfw I send out Carbink named Clint
>tfw I send out Gengar named Gengar

File: man-crying-after-breakup.jpg (9KB, 264x241px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 264x241px

>>25057211
>scizor named chopper

>>25057224
Yeah, I've had him since Ruby.

>>25057410
That explains it

>>25049991
One of the most hideous women I've ever seen, ugly as a sin.

i always gave my pokemon really dumb childish names like Bubbles, but then i had one pokemon with a normal name. i remember Phil the doduo