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What Pokemon would you start with irl? Post a bit about yourself,

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What Pokemon would you start with irl?

Post a bit about yourself, and where you are from, and the thread shall choose what fits!

I'll start:

>grad student in history, was in chemistry as undergrad
>grew up on farm in north Wisconsin
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Heracross

>Live in the land of monstrous insects, Australia
>Studying hospitality. Heracross wont disrupt my pots and pans
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>>23090633
>grew up in the middle of fucking nowhere, in the mojave desert
Probably a trapinch
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>>23090663
Heh

>>23090673
Not getting that reference, ay newfag?
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>Grew up in Sacramento
>Majors in biology
I dunno...I feel I would get a Budew or a Bulbasaur.
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>>23090633
Noibat

>NYC
>undergrad engineering at a good uni
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>>23090633
Miltank
>>23090663
Sewaddle (Leavanny) is a hospitable buge
>>23090680
Sandshrew
>>23090688
>totally ignoring Solosis
ayy
>>23090702
Klink
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Grew up in a logged cabin in the woods. Upstate.
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>pianist, trying to write music, not really sure what to study for college or if I should really go at all
>grew up in a small town in southern California, lots of Mexicans and Vietnamese people

I think I would start with Larvesta. Little bug speaks to me.
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>Furfaggot neet
That's... All there is to say, really.

;_;
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>grew up in middle of nowhere at the edge of a forest with a river
>majoring in comp sci but I'm not passionate about it
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>>23090718
>Sandshrew
There are no armadillos in arizona.
There are antlions though.
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>>23090727
Tangela.

>Moved a lot as a child but mostly grew up in the Appalachians (West Virginia, Virginia) in more rural areas
>studied fisheries in college; into animals, needlework and reading
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>grew up in a slightly more urban city in Tennessee, college town
>heavily involved in the music and art scene, writer (poetry/prose) who hangs w/ the punks and the art freaks

I dunno tbh. I'll let board decide
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>>23090718

Solosis is an option!? I love that thing!
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>>23090823
Murkrow
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>Lived by a river, woods and wetlands growing up
>Quiet, shy and extremely paranoid
I know I would have had a deerling but I just want to see what other anons think
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>>23090897
Actually very okay with this, I wake up to a bunch of crows screaming every day around here anyway, and I always did like witchy stuff. Murkrow would probably get along with me.

>>23090888
Foongus.

>>23090940
You don't know SHIT SON!!! You get a Weedle and you will train the shit out of it and you will like it.
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>>23090633
>From Florida, still live there, kind of the middle of nowhere between two cities. Not rural, not suburban, just sort of... There.
>Applying for disability for a variety mental health problems.
>30 years old, no job, live with family, not spiritual but open minded to the paranormal while not having found anything that can be proven enough to believe in.
>Visits here, /toy/ (Lego), /co/ (Star Wars), and /x/
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26 years old
Live in Sweden
College teacher in history and theology
Goes to the gym a fair amount, used to do boxing at uni
Favourite color is blue
Chose charmander as my starter in gen one
On 4chan i visit /vp/ /int/ and /tv/ the most
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>>23090726
Weedle
>>23090730
Riolu
>>23090987
Elgyem
>>23091041
Mankey
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I'm from Albuquerque New Mexico.
Failure of an artist and currently an assembly worker for a medical supply company.
I Spend most of my free time alternating between browsing the internet, doodling and playing video games.
I start many projects and different video games but hardly ever finish them.
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>undergrad in Environmental sciences, grad gonna be marine biology or zoology
>Croatia, Europe
>not the most social person ever, socially selective I guess
>prefer storm and win over sun and sunny weather
>fav colors black, blue, white
>sometimes quiet, sometimes not
>childish lel

You guys better give me a Haunter or Umbreon or I'll be sending my Gyarados after you.
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>>23091184
Sunkern.
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>>23090736
Ferroseed

>grew up in Middle Europe in small town
>always been interested in languages, currently studying to be an interpreter
>listen to music whenever I can
>recovering from being a friendless loser

Give me your best shot /vp/
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>>23091335
Magikarp
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>>23091184
Castform
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>>23091335
Burmy
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>>23091335
Chimecho to cheer you up anon
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>Master of Biol student
>Grew up in old mining town in UK
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>>23091382
magikarp with everstone surgically placed inside its body
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>>23091382
Craniados
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>>23091342
T-thanks anon

>>23091336
Gyarados is actually one of my favorites, so thanks.

>>23091382
Lileep
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>>23091396
Cheer it up.
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>>23091396
Now Lileep I can get behind. Tentacles can come in handy
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>been doing theatre most of my life
>quiet and beta
>hard mode: no Mime Jr./Mr. Mime
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>>23091436
Kecleon
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>>23091436
Lilligant I don't know.
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>>23091436
Venusaur
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Let's see...
Intelligent, yet antisocial to the maximum.
I exercise daily and am quite muscular.
Quiet, shy and paranoid. I have terrible eyesight.
Draw quite a bit, mainly knights.
I've attempted suicide already. *This* close to succeeding but I miraculously didn't die.
Have at it.
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>>23091469
Here ya go.
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> Canadian
> Live in an ex-industrial town commonly referred to Steeltown or hammertown.
> Currently in uni for political sciences
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>>23091492
Beldum
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>>23091492
Klink.
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From melbourne, australia. Love coffee and cooking, as well as vidya.
Currently working as a doctor, specialising in paediatrics.
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>>23091469
Ralts. (Male)
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>>23091469
Pawniard with extra katanas attached to keep up with your edge.
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>>23091499
Kangaskhan.
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Self-made normalfag. Had to go through a bunch of bullshit to get where I am, but it made me into an extremely capable person.

I'm older than most people on this board and I hate the constant negativity and shitposting that takes place here, but I stay because Pokemon.

I live in the US, east coast.
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>>23091540
eevee
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Nurse. I love to write, draw and dance but the one thing ive always wanted to be is to be stronger and to gain some bulk to be able to help weak and sick people more. If only I have a buddy to help me do that, I will be the happiest trainer.
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Born in London, raised by the seaside, now live back in London.
Was going to start basic training in the army, but I tore the ligaments in my knee so I was pulled out.
Now I'm an assistant manager of a pub, and an amateur boxer hoping to turn pro.
I'm a 'funny guy' in my group of friends and have a bad pun for every occasion.
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>>23091548
Audino?
>>23091552
Poliwag
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>>23091499
>pediatrics
Hypno

>>23091540
magikarp

>>23091548
>male nurse
http://www.smogon.com/smog/issue19/fabulous_pokemon

>>23091552
bidoof
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>>23091568
How will Audino help me be stronger? Ive no problems with my field
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>>23091167
Smergle
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>>23090633
>22 y.o. social sciences student
>introverted, but not a complete social outcast either
>studying german, plan to do my internship here
>main interests are history, international relations (especially geopolitics) and vidya games
>favourite animals are amphibians (especially frogs) and birds of prey
>grown up in warsaw, poland, in an upper middle class family

>>23091469
Meditite

>>23091492
seconding Beldum

>>23091499
Happiny

>>23091540
Murkrow
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>grew up in North London
>studying filmmaking and is setting up own production company in the next few months
>always been positive-minded, optimistic and intuitive
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>>23091598
Abra?
>>23091609
Ralts
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>>23091579
Oh my god would hypno be useful! Need to put in a cannula? Immediate procedural sedation.

Kid crying uncontrollably? Insert happy thoughts
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>>23091622
Hypno, stop eating little Timmy's dream of being an astronaut!

Go eat Susie's nightmares of happy-fun-time-Uncle-Freddy.
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>>23091548
Dratini
>>23091552
Tough one.
Mienfoo with the ability Regenerator.
>>23091609
Meowth
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I am a clothes designer that happens to have a chemistry degree
>like birds also have 3 chickens
>grew up in a desert in mexico and still living here
>female
>like to travel
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>>23091651
moltres
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>>23091651
Hawlucha
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>>23091609
Magnemite

>Born and raised in Santiago de Chile
>Second year civil engineering student
>No brothers or sisters
>Affectionate, I like hugs
>No GF
>Friendship is very important to me
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>>23091660
jirachi or beldum
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>>23091653
I hope i could be that lucky
>>23091654
fits my theme very well, a chicken in clothes kek

>>23091660
Audino
maybe Espeon
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>apprentice joiner
>grew up moving a lot in SW Scotland
>love to be out in nature
>shy, cliche social autist, and secretive
I would choose Turtwig, but there's probably a better fit.
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>Pharmacy student
>grew up in Southern California
>people tell me sometimes that I can be insensitive without meaning it
>I really like food
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>>23091884
Petilil
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>born and raised in some shitty rural town in Australia
>studying comp sci, kinda alright at it
>somewhat socially awkward, though I'd consider myself a leader in a lot of situations
>always appear to be happy, though I'm quite pessimistic
I honestly don't know what I'd choose
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Philly burbs.
Recovering addict turned sickly cannabis salesmen.
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>>23091924
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>>23091929
So, Trubbish?
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>>23091901
Thanks
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okey
live in chile, southamerica, near the driest dessert in the world
currently studing metalurgy's engineering, im not very good at socializing, very socially awkward.
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>>23090633
>very shy IRL
>want to be an artist some day

I haven't played Pokemon since gen 3 though.
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>>23091955
Literally why are you here?
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>>23091951
Baltoy sounds like a good fit
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>>23091899
Chansey

>>23091907
Shuckle

>>23091955
Any mon from Gen IV forward.
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>grew up on an agricultural farm in ohio
>went to a Catholic school
>now in business at college
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>>23090633
>going to college to become either an animator or vidya creature/character designer
>grew up on the east side of cleveland
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>Mexico
>major in business

boring as hell. so, what pokemon is bland and boring?
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>>23091960
because i still play Pokemon
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>>23090633
>MBA
>moving to Japan for a year (work)
>grew up in Cleveland

I've always liked Bulbasaur
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>kind but debatable mental health, getting better
>Aussie, been a country and city boy growing up

>>23091540
Dratini.

>>23091899
Gulpin.

>>23091907
Inkay.

>>23091951
Drilbur.

>>23091984
Pineco.

>>23092034
Smeargle.

>>23092146
Mime Jr.
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If I were starting from when I was young, I would probably have a porygon because I was obsessed eith video games. If I were picking one now, I would go with spritzee. I'm not really effeminate, but I am a homo so most people would assume I'm a fop anyway if I had one. I'm from bumfuck nowhere in Missouri, so if someone has a better suggestion I'm all ears.
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>>23091984
Sunkern :^)
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My starter pokemon :)
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> grew up fishing all the time
> work in a refinery
> live in the suburbs
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>>23090633
>grew up in south of England, little Hobbit-like village
>lots of woodland and paths and picturesque, overgrown red-brick areas and gates to public gardens
>enjoy walking around the place but mostly stay at home, not much else to do here
I'd probably end up with a Grass, Normal, Bug or Fairy type, but one thats not very active and/or small.
Probably something like Ledian, Stoutland, Granbull, Wormadam, Ambipom, Whimsicott, Simisage, and Dedenne.
I'd personally want Simisage the most Ambi and Ledi close second
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>grew up in a small town near the ocean, spent literally every sunny and warm day at the beach
>had to move to another country, big rural area, basically a ghetto
>lost touch with most of my friends back then, still bad with people due to not knowing the language
>frequent street fights, started lifting and multiple martial arts to not get beat up as often as I did back then
your turn, /vp/
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Porygon
>Com sci and tech student.

I would love to have meowth cause of payday.
Ralts for teleportation and protect
Uxie for more knowledge.
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>>23092267
Magby or Tentacool?

>>23092302
Yeah how about a Snubbul or even a Smeargle maybe?

>>23092331
Goldeen that evolves in to a Seaking
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>be me
>grow up in a college town
>pic related location
>parents are professors at said college

kind of a spooky kid too
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>>23090633
Furfag who is majoring in Biology and wants to make medicine for the sick. Grew up in sunny California.
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>>23090633
Undergrad in psychology.
From long island.
Hobbies besides the pokemans include: kung fu, weight lifting, kayaking and off trail hiking. Maybe medicham?
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freshman in software development
grew up in the woods of central new jersey
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>>23092700

You need an Elgyem.
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Undergrad in finance/economics.
Pretty athletic
Grew up right outside dc
Always able to make friends easily
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>>23092716
Meowth that wants to talk but can't
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OP you're a Wisconsinite too? Where you from? I'm at school in Madison but spend my summers up north by Boulder Junction. That being said

>Grew up in white people suburbs in WI
>Spend most of my weekends in the woods up north, love hiking, canoeing, camping etc.
>tfw no moose Pokemon so I'll settle for Teddiursa or Stantler
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>Undergrad in anthropology, wants to be an archaeologist. Honors thesis in zooarchaeology on prehistoric dogs.
>grew up in the foothills of the Sierra Nevadas
>enjoys the outdoors, hiking, exploring
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>Software major, C++ is best++
>Make my living by repairing cell phones
>Physically incapable of passing up a good pun
>Stuck in fucking Texas

Who's my starter bro?
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>>23092870
Magnemite
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>>23090940
You would get a Wooper and it would be your best goddamn friend ever.
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>>23091167
You seem like you'd have a Rhyhorn.
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>>23091540
You get a Kingler.
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>>23091552
Growlithe, I'd say.

>>23091598
Croagunk for sure.
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>>23092659
Shroomish
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>>23092865
cubone

>>23092870
rotom

>>23092668
sawk

>>23092062
ludicolo
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Undergrad in Biology. Born and raised in Delaware. 5 minutes from some pretty popular beaches in Delaware
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>Major interests in Science and History, specifically WWII history.
>Go to the gym
>grew up in/around Buffalo, NY
>Consistently do Dagorhir (LARPing without the magic and people completely convinced they are some magical creature)
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>Moved around as a child as the oldest in a family of 8
>Finally settled in a small town in Southwest Wisconsin
>Working as an intern and student in a Technical College, working on my graphical arts degree
>Hate nature but love going to new places and shopping
Who's my PokeBro, /vp/?
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>California
>painfully shy/awkward
>want to be a library technician
>favorite movie is The Truman Show
>love burritos
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>British
>Quiet to the point of mutism
>Grew up in a big city
>Intelligent
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>>23092928
WIngull/Pidgey
>>23092939
I want to say something like Lucario, but less edgy
>>23092947
Abra
>>23092951
A Chimeco would probably be the most helpful for you. A Gastly would also be a good foil.
>>23092960
Slowbro is a chill guy
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>Serbian-Canadian
>Computer Science student
>Pretty much a normie by first look
>Love star wars and games and old music and shit
>Play sports too

I don't know what I would start with tbh.
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>>23090633
>grad student for psychology (intending to become a counselor)
>living in Chicago suburbs but originally from the east coast (Connecticut)
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>>23092993
Beldum or Porygon
>>23093002
Scraggy
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>>23093007
Based Supercomputer levitating badass would be sweet tbh
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>grew up on a farm in britbong
>good health from working at a young age
>generally calm
>sweet tooth and huge appetite
>don't really care much for the city and prefer middle of nowhere
Its a boring life
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>Medicine student
>really sarcastic and quite autistic with organization
>people tend to hate me at first, but when they know me better, I stop being the boriest person they had ever seen

I really think Cinccino, Whimsicott or Banette are probably the best choices
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>>23091335
Stoutland or Ampharos
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>>23092981
well, i like the "less edgy" part, i kind of like the Lucario line
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>>23093035
>>23093047
Sorry, meant for this anon
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>grew up close to a lake, a swamp, and a forest, all at the same time
>massive shut-in, pretty quiet
>like the water

>>23093041
Ralts maybe?
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>>23093057
I hope you like Barboach/Whiscash
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>>23093057
Wooper or Phantump
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>>23093070
but i dont like barboach

>>23093075
I'm perfectly ok with Wooper
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>>23093007
Helping kids with a dark/fighting lizard that shows I get them? I'm cool with that. I'm hopefully just gonna be helping kids when I finally do become a counselor.
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>>23093041
Maybe a joltik
>>23093057
Maybe a mudkip
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>>23093098
Joltik is really nice
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>undergrad in psych and Spanish
>going to grad school for social work
>moved a bit as a kid
>have adhd but I've been maintaining it well
That's a pretty simple description of me right now
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>tfw anyone involved with software or computers immediately gets assigned Porygon/Rotom/Magnemite

You guys realize Rotom and Magnemite would make life a living hell for people making their livings on computers, right?
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>>23093127
I'm gonna be "that guy" and suggest Hawlucha because you mentioned spanish
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>>23093142
Hey, I'm okay with that. I'm not Hispanic, but if Id work with Hispanic kids they'd probably appreciate him.
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>Dutch
>lazy bastard
>fond of quiet places
>likes cats and birds
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>>23093157
Glameow
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>>23093157
Munchlax or Espurr
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>>23093160
>>23093165
Out of my options, I think I'll take the Espurr, thanks.
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>>23093035
Swirlix. It takes you a long time to find someone to trade it holding a Whipped Dream though, since you live in the middle of nowhere
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>Britbong, to be more specific, chav essex in the south east
>Graphic design student, does art of dragons, birds and planes a lot in free time, also fishing
>keeps two bearded dragons,
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>>23093225
Swablu

enjoy your hat
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>Live in Scandinavia
>Medium sized town
>Main hobby is music, main instrument is guitar.
>Other hobbies include camping, bird watching, getting high and hiking.
> Anti-social to an extend. (only girlfriend and three close friends)
>Love being alone in the wild nature, especially the woods, sometimes at night.
>Have a hot temper.
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>biology student, focus on enviromental sciences.
>quick to anger, but i'm good at suppresing it.
>play bass in a índie rock band
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>>23093250
Snover, son, to keep you cool.

>>23093259
Rotom.
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>>23093250
You sound like a fletching asshole
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>dropout
>lazy NEET, waiting for a miracle
>quiet, antisocial
>big dreams
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>>23093269
Mareep
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>Grew up in Florida
>I have fascination with myths and legends. Constantly getting myself spooked out reading about mysteries
>I also really enjoy nature, especially forests
>Studying fine arts currently
Hoping to work as a monster designer for a video game someday. Masahiro Ito is a huge inspiration.
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>>23093277
Sigyliph, Deerling, or Oddish
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>grew up in NJ
>NEET weeaboo piece of shit

I'd honestly be a Team Rocket member if anything at all.
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>>23093277
Phantump or Trevenant

>Grew up in Chicago, IL
>Graduated undergrad with a BS in chemistry, and is going for a Pharm D
>I have drive to succeed
>I like to hunt, cook, and bike ride.
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>19 y/o PSU student
>race motocross during summers
>normally quiet but loyal
>I like urban areas
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>grew up on long island
>came to NYC with hopes of changing the world for good
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>>23093265
Really? Cause normally I'm very polite.
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>>23093228
thanks son, fits well
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>>23093322
Yveltal

>>23093320
Donphan
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>>23093322
I dunno, what's the most naive Pokemon?
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>>23093301
Munchlax
Don't feel so bad about yourself, anon.
>>23093313
Kecleon
>>23093320
Sandslash
>>23093322
Dragonite
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>>23093350
>starting with yveltal
jeez, i may live in the east village, but i'm not a faggot.
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Grew up by the beach until I moved to eastern Tennessee. Shut in during the winter, adventurous during the warmer months.

Recently started college for computer support.

What would mine be?
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>>23093322
You sound like yo would have an Emolga, Rufflet or Deerling, depending on your preference (deliberately chose gen 5 pokemon for the region, because you didn't give us much to work from)
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>>23093365
I was mostly screwing around, as it was a bit vague.

Maybe pichu?
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>>23093379
Teddiursa
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>>23093379
deerling or Treecko, just because lightningrod and nature.
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I grew up in San Diego. At the college of my dreams, Ucsd studying to be a chemist. Own a small business only open during Events around San Diego. Two major events I got are Comic Con and the Balboa Park Centennial coming up this year.

Won't some strong pokemon or business savvy one help out?
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>>23093405
Darumaka.
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>>23093405
I can see your starter being Sandile or Solosis,
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>>23090633
Kadabra

Abra would start out since it sleeps all day on the farm

>>23090688
Muk. Moonlight introduced into sludge turned alive. Thats something id want to study biology to figure out and pollution a thing round there

>>23090727
Lombre hombre

>>23090730
Meowstic

>>23090987
Musharna

>>23091041
Timburr

>>23091167
Mr.Mime

>>23091540
Archeops

That defeatist

>>23091335
Jynx

Speaks and understands human language, can sing. Blond so fits right in. Can handle cold

>>23093157
Slakoth

>>23093127
Vigoroth
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>>23092870 again, can I maybe get a starter that wouldn't destroy my livelihood? Magnemite and Rotom would put me on the street.
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>>23093485
Porygon
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>Grew up on a small island over the Arctic Circle
>Live and work near the sea
>Work in the fish industry, mostly pescetarian diet
>Swim/row around and raid islets for eggs in the summer and setting crab/lobster pots in autumn
Not being picky, but I'd love one that'd make an OK gym bro.
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>>23093608
Wooper or Spheal
>>
Amsterdam, Netherlands

Cherrim it is
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>>23093608
Poliwrath
>>
>Lead Programmer for a small company.
>I loathe excessive heat.
>I work best in bursts, my normal pace is actually pretty mediocre. (Though I'm working on it..!)
>I've improved myself massively in almost every respect recently.
>I'm reasonably hardy and am working on becoming more /fit/.
>>
>>23093728
Cubchoo.

On a side note why does it seem like with each post this thread has become "tell us your whole life story" instead of "where you grew up and a couple things about you"
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>>23093777
Interesting...

>On a side note why does it seem like with each post this thread has become "tell us your whole life story" instead of "where you grew up and a couple things about you"
Ah, sorry about that..!

I wasn't really trying to post a life-story, just stuff I figured showed my mindset.

>>23093269
Espurr
>>
thanks for cleaning up this thread, janitors
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>>23092630
Fuck yeah, Seaking.
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>>23093946
:3c
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>>23092201
Getting a Yamask feel.

>Chemistry major, published in Forensic journals
>Currently teaching high school chem
>Lived in a small village for ages
>Things always seem to work out even though I stupidly take the hardest/ pointlessly long way of doing things.
... I honestly don't know!
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>>23094033
Slowpoke is your first, BUT Slowking not Slowbro.
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>>23094060
Definitely okay with this
>>
>grew up in Massachusetts, then PA
>graduating high school in 2 months (inb4 underage b&)
>shitty childhood
>majoring in comp sci
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>>23093728
Porygon2
>>
>Live in a tourist heavy area of Florida, I hate it
>Work as a line cook, I hate it
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>>23094198
A Munna, to give you good dreams and help you escape, even if only mentally.
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>>23094198
I got a Fearow vibe
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>Born and raised in Scotland
>Rains all the time, very depressing town
>Single parent father who was very poor/no job
>I move to the big city to get away from it all
>Almost finished uni with good results

go for it
>>
>Born in SF and lived there for the first 7 years of my life before moving to the eastern fringe of the Bay Area
>Looking for generic work atm, eventually hoping to get into IT
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>>23094230

Bagon.
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>>23094230
Furfrou with Fur Coat so you can get full comfy on those rainy days
>>
Murkrow my bro.
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>>23094198
>the only things you find worth mentioning about yourself are negative
A Litwick that's slowly sapping your life away. At first you thought it was just lights from swamp gas, but no! its a ghostie parasite!
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>>23094254
Perfect metaphor.
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>born and raised in the western regions of Philadelphia
>Spent many hours of my life on the play yard
>Pretty laid back person who enjoys a friendly game of basketball
>Knew some guys who were trouble makers around my parts
>We scraped knees and got in a small tussle
>My mom was a tad worried about my well-being after said fight
>She decides to fly me out to my relatives' mansion in Bel-Air, California.

Some call me a Prince, if that helps any.
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>Born in rich zone inside third world country, family lost all money and went to a poor mountain city. Have had severe health issues and moved to Europe where I'm now finishing my career in Economics. I want to help developing poor nations.

What pokémon?
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>>23094290
Jynx
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>>23094290
Ampharos, because I could see that shit coming from a mile away.
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>>23094290
>Skarmory

>>23094303
Audino

I'm an undergrad in molecular & cellular biology
I want to be a lawyer, going to law school starting next semester
I'm nerdy in mind but I love playing sports
Thinking of proposing to my girlfriend by dressing up in a suit of armor and telling her I'll be her knight in shining armor of something
>>
>Sweden
>Second largest city
>Work in a cheese shop.
>Love sleeping under an open sky.
>Dad has a getaway cabin in a large forest where I go every now and then when not working.

Let's see vp.
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>>23094350
I'm gonna go with Timburr
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>>23094350
Duosion or Emolga
>>
>>23094350
teddiursa
>>
> grew up in suburbs of Virginia
> studying mechanical engineering
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>>23094520
Magnemite
>>
>lived in arizona until middle school
>moved to michigan at the start of highschool and still there
>like michigan more than arizona
>currently going to college for computer science
>hate bugs especially spiders
>>
>Live in York at uni, from Birmingham
>Majoring in Business management, gaining a sub-diploma in Computer Science
>Half-social, kind of closed in at first but friendly as you get to know me
>Run a lot
>Love to attempt programming, watch anime and play viijya in my free time
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>>23090633
>grew up near the Richmond, Va area, never moved as a child
>currently studying to be a Marine Biologist and Art as a side thing
>like the beach and mountains, nature in general
>favorite season is winter
>been told I'm aggressive, uncaring, and suspicious of others, though I'm only this way to people I don't know well
>>
Grew up in rust belt mid-west, still live there.
Studying nursing.
Clean offices part time.
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>>23094530
Heatmor if you started in Arizona, Ferroseed if you started in Michigan. You choose.

>>23094571
Venipede

>>23094583
Possibly Winter Deerling because Virginia has a fuck-ton of deer, possibly Tentacool based on marine biology and personality.
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>>23094571
elgyem/bronzor

>>23094583
cubchoo
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>>23093633
Def wouldn't mind getting a Walrein eventually, but I don't quite see what there is to do with a Quagsire, other than keeping it like a fat strange-looking housecat.

>>23093710
That's a pretty good one, did not think of that myself.

I thought about a Mudkip (Mega Swampert's back and forearms godDAMN), or a Lapras for getting around on the sea.
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>tfw you're the only poster in here without any responses
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>>23090633

>IT major in a community college transfering up to a real university next fall
>Enjoy Nintendo games
>Other games I like: Fire emblem, SMT, Rune Factory, Sonic
>Just bought new 3ds
>Grew up in Midwest, moved around a lot though in the interim

Who do I get /vp/ ?
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>>23094725
Assuming you're the PA/Mass guy
Part of me wants to tell you nothing personal, Elekid. Otherwise, something that embraces the coldsnap like Snover... though that kind of feels more Colorado.
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>>23094158
I'm gonna say Abra, eventually turning into M-Alakazam. He's got that there beard and the brains and shit.

>>23094748
Instead of repeating myself, I'll say Metagross, since it has that crazy brain.
If you end up in tech support, you'll need a special Whismur with Soundproof and Bide.
>>
>Lifelong Southern Arizona Native (you know the desert part) in one of the two actual cities
>enjoy biking, hiking, camping et cetera
>work in a petstore
I feel like there are some that are obvious, but something really cool could come from left field.
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>>23094837
growlithe
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>>23094837
Skorupi if you like bugs, Dunsparce if you like snakes, Sandshrew if you like neither.
>>
>black
>Catholic
>very nearly 20
>CompSci major, interested in automated systems
>live in Denver
>draw a bit, mostly dragons
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>>23094913
Swablu
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>>23094939
I like it.
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>>23094872
Sandshrew and sandslash have always been pretty cool, I'm not holding out hope it would ever get a mega (or if it does, that it'll be a good mega) but it's on my wishlist. I'll take it!
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>>23090633
Maybe a growlithe for its evolution's historical significance and its resemblance of a regular pet dog.

Anyway, for me:

>Living in Seattle
>Studying computer science and interaction design
>All about achieving maximum cozy
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>>23092651
You like in the Erie/Crawford area. Sweet I didn't know anyone else here was. Hows the 814 area code treating you? Winter sucked this year didn't it?
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>>23095038
Oh yeah also wouldn't it be awesome to do battle before the Bicentennial tower lit up with all sorts of lights?

(for those of you who don't know what this tower is its basically my towns 'Because we felt like building it' tower.)
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>>23095001
Rotom, speficially: Heat Rotom.
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>>23093482

(Sacramento Biologist)

Heh, yeah, this place has the WORST air to exercise under. I never thought MUK of all things would be a good study buddy for that stuff (I'd say Koffing would fit this role better, but Muk is more easily found.)
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>>23090633
Lived in a small town up near lake Erie most of my life, Then moved out to a small rural town to get away from the city when I was about 13. Would have been perfect to start meh journey, but heh... dreams don't come true much anymore. *Sadface*
I always wanted a nice pidgey to start off with. Find more and become a traveler who could defeat many opponents, not the best but good. Then find the legendary Articuno and capture it to be my own.

Then I'd continue on and maybe get with some nice trainer girl and travel to the big cities out west. or further east.

Been my dream meng...

I really with there was a slightly more adult Pokemon game with more grown up characters and a little more emotion as well as more serious plots. Or hell maybe an online MMO free to play for PC coded in java or something.

Maybe its my mission to do such a thing...
Is there such a game out there already or anyone interested in such a thing?
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>>23095166
>*Sadface*
You get a Pidove.
>>
>>23095198
I did that just to mess with you.
Because I knew you'de hate it.
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>>23095300
And it earned you a Pidove.
Are you satisfied?
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>>23095343
Alittle. Thanks bud.
>>
School in NYC
Started as an education major but moved onto criminal justice (wanna eventually work as a PI)
Friends describe me as melancholy and stoic but loyal and reliable. I'm also very sarcastic to the point where people don't know I'm joking and they get insulted.
>>
I was a small but scrappy kid, got into a lot of fights because of my short temper, usually for some stupid reason. My parents mostly let me do my own thing but were suitably stern when I got into trouble.

Grew up in a Massachusetts suburb near Boston Harbor. Spent summers on my dad's small boat, my favorite part of which was visiting the forests out on the Harbor's islands.

I've always loved gardening/cooking, and I currently run a sandwich shop which I'm pretty ok with.
>>
>>23092902
How did you know I liked Rhyhorn so much?
>>
>NEET with Crohn's disease and ulcerative colitis. Favorite boards are /vp/ and /pol/. Would visit /x/ more often if it wasn't cancer central. Some interest in the occult; devised a shoddy ritual for Ebola-chan during the winter solstice.
>Born and raised in eastern North Carolina. Never fully rural, but never in the middle of the city either.
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>>23096739
Solosis
>>
GEE, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO I WOULD CHOOSE. THIS IS THE MOST DIFFICULT DECISION EVER

My name is Michael Litoris, Im from Antarctica and I study your mother routinely
>>
>>23096534
Poochyena

>>23096671
Corphish

>>23097116
ebin
>>
>Grew up in North Texas suburbs, visited family in rural East Texas, now live in urban Central Texas
>Study Computer Science
>Nearly everyone I've ever met describes me as "chill"
>>
>>23094303
absol

>>23094350
Gogoat

Make your own cheese, perfect forest mon.

>>23094604
Mincinno

>>23094748
clefairy

>>23095166
Hoothoot
Insomnia to keep the dream alive

>>23096739
Fenniken

>>23097189
Golett

Hows anyone going to get a porygon? Is it illegally downloaded? do you make it in a shed? does it come to you or is it crazy expensive?
>>
>>23092825
>Wisconsinite
What does your mega look like anon?
>>
>Grew up in southern Ontario
>very active childhood, sports, going to the park all day, etc
>also played a lot of vidya
>the "beast" of my circle of friends, but also very kind

rugby is the best sport
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>>23100016
Zangoose..!
>>
> Grew up in the Netherlands
> Despite being a social science teacher very introverted.
> Interested in (political) sciences, nuanced and attempts to be creative.
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>>23100207
Spinda
>>
Alright fags,
I'm gunna be using this to replace my bromon on my party cause he just became redundant.
inb4 golem
inb4 golem
inb4 golem

>21 y/o m
>shit student
>2 years into college, still struggling giving a shit
>have been told all my life
>"brilliant but lazy"
>artistic
>creative
>social introvert
>pretty enough face
>but still overweight
>tubby at best
>7 months ago decided on becoming animator
>ultimately want to work in design for vidya
>California born and raised
>White washed Hispanic (still speak/write fluently)
>mild depression (who doesn't though?)
>>
>recent graduate lit major
>just been published for first time outside of a school
>part-time editor of medical articles and also research assistant for a rich important politician

plz give me a ghost pokemon vp they are my favorite
>>
>>23100248
oh my
lickitung own tempo or cloud nine feeling

>>23100016
infernape
>>
>grew up in eastern Virginia
>aspiring storyboard artist
>>
>>23100292
I can dig it but I already have a cloud niner in Golduck
>>
>>23096534
Golett
>>
>>23093405
Inner Focus Darumaka
>>
>>23093322
Lilipup for absolute sure

I can see you wide eyed and almost panting with childlike wonder at the great you're sure you'll achieve.

However much like a lilipup, you are not destined for greatness or influence or power. So you're gunna hafta struggle to. Don't lose sight of your purpose on your way there.
>>
>>23093320
Donphan.
>>
>>23093301
Rattata
not even cause you said team rocket
>>
>>23100309
I was gunna say smeargle out of courtesy, but honestly probably caterpie
>>
>>23100291
I was gunna blow you off and not give you a ghost because I felt more psychics from you.

But then litwick seemed like a perfect match.
>>
>terminal illness
>several years past life expectancy
>been in several bad wrecks
>been grievously injured on multiple occasions
>been declared dead multiple times
>consistently perform top of my company / group of fellow contractors for charitable works

I live in a small, swampy town, plenty of plants and mosses growing over old structures. Churches and graveyards outnumber actual businesses.

pls no dark
>>
>>23100528
Absol

>Grew up in very rural parts of UK, in or near forests
>Maths student
>Extroverted
>was a swimmer for a while
>ex-martial arts instructor
>Overweight
>>
>>23100532
Ralts. Go out and catch one, Wally. It'll make you feel better.
>>
>>23090633

>mcdonalds employee from new jersey
>>
>>23100532
>sorry, I know you had that triple bypass but you were still late, all we have for you is this freshly caught Nincada. I hope you will still treat it with love and kindness.
>>
>>23100528
absol
it will help you out
>>
>>23100537
I feel obligated to say Makuhita
>>
>>23100532
Oddish I think. Gloom is ya boy
>>
>>23100547
if teenager
>ratatta
If young 20s
>pidove
If 25+
>lilipup
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>>23100537
I'm feeling Oddish for you
>>23100547
Grimer if you work mornings, trubbish if you work nights.
>>
>social butterfly
>however is an introvert
>loves to laugh
>loves to see others laugh
>finds it difficult to relate to most anybody
>melancholic
>creative
>doesn't take self to seriously
>doesn't take others too seriously
>big flirt
>dated since very young
>dated very often
>"love addict"
>love nature and the earthy colors
>mostly green
>>
>20 year old from Texas
>lived in the same place my entire life
>used to be a small town when I was young, but it has grown quite large
>was shy and fairly introverted throughout school, but have opened up a lot since I started working
>had the same best friend since kindergarten
>unfortunate manlet, about 5'6"
>trying to get in better shape
>starting college in the fall to be a ???
>>
>>23100615
You would start with a Lotad, I feel.
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I live by the waterfront of a major city.

I used to be intelligent until a car accident rattled my brain.

Now I'm a hopeless NEET who browses /vp.

Slowpoke seems too obvious, could I get something else please?
>>
>>23100649
Diglett
>>
>>23100649
shuckle
shell smash to break out of that shell and mold your body bruh
>>
>>23100649
>???
Missingno

Make sure to put your wallet in the 6th item slot
>>
>Irish
>Grew up in the country by the sea
>Studying Chemistry in Cork
>>
>>23100666
Grimer.

You're next to an almost certainly polluted waterfront, and Scientist NPCs often use the Grimer line. Your intelligent younger self probably would have gotten one due to ease of access and research potential.

Now that your brain has been rattled, your potential trainer class has shifted to the next heavy users of Grimer that I can remember: Biker or Rocket Grunt.
>>
>>23090633
Is that a table? A tray? A wood-textured puddle?
>>
>>23100743
Looks like a very flat bowl.

>>23100710
>Irish
Drunkpotatomon.
>>
>>23100710
Wingull
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>Born in San Diego raised in New Mexico
>Moved back to San Diego
>Currently procrastinating about finding a new job and going to culinary school when a year has finally passed
>>
>>23100813
Sandshrew
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>>23100842
Sandshew a shit. There are no armadillos in New Mexico
>>
>>23100849
>>
>>23100813
Solrock?
>>
>>23100849
>implying

Sandshrew is a shrew by name, although it looks more like a pangolin. I think you deserve Slowpoke, the Dopey Pokémon.
>>
>>23100874
Looks like I get a dank mememon then. He'll be the best funbro ever
>>
>Northern Scotland
>work as a car salesman
>>
>>23100813
Culinary?

I want to say one of the Pan trio.
>>
>love to read
> Favorite color is orange
> really thin/underweight
>>
>>23093437
>>23093440
>>23100455

I was thinking meowth or machoke would be cool since meowth is that good luck cat with money and machoke loves to help people by moving heavy boxes and stuff.

Darumaka, sandile, and solosis are fine too.
>>
>lives in a small town with a shit neighbourhood
>focusing on math, computer science and chemistry in highschool
>have horrible friends and faggots all around school
>>
>>23100715
Yay, I'm a grunt!

Thanks, that was surprisingly thoughtful.
>>
>>23100993

I'm thinking either Pumpkaboo or Misdreavus. Ghosts don't weigh very much, and Shauntal from the Unova E4 made me start picturing Ghost-types as studious Pokémon who are always bored and constantly reading in libraries and stuff.
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>>23090633
This one
>>
Born and still living in ex-industrial region with dying mines. 21 y.o. Administration and national security student at university. Survival freak. Choose for me /vp/

I would choose Gastly
>>
>>23101054
I agree Shaun tel made me rethink ghosts a bit.
>>
>>23101074
Tyrunt.

Through dumb luck, a Jaw Fossil from the mines somehow ended up in your hands. Gastly became an afterthought as you revived and got a fucking dinosaur as your starter, though once the novelty wore off you remembered it and it became your first catch.
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