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Perhaps the greatest pokemon fanfic ever. Far from the good stuff, yet already the greatness shows.
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Rain spattered across the sand, causing a deafening roar, like that of
a hundred semis crashing into each other in apocalyptic glory. The
crack of thunder split the insanity, and wind swept it up into a
cacophony of natural horror. All the while David sat glumly, shielding
himself from the gale beneath a rather large tree. He was soaked to the
bone and miserable. Lost in Kanto, with no map, no pokedex, no food,
and no company other than his beloved pokemon. He was sure he’d die of
hypothermia or worse.
David sighed, clinging tightly to his umbrella which proved of little
worth except for some sort of moral booster. His soaked blond hair
clung tightly to his body. With an absent hand he fondled the pokeballs
on his lap. He clicked the switch on the front, releasing Gardevoir, to
stand beside him.
“Garde..?” she whispered to him soothingly.
“No, I’m fine Gardevoir. I just wanted some to be with,” he replied,
barely audible to the young pokemon above the ripping winds. A shallow
tear formed on the rim of his red eyes but was blotted out the rest of
the water that coagulated on everything within sight.
She patted his shoulder. She was so cute, even for a pokemon. Her thin
hips swayed, her plant-like hair messed by the storm. No, no, what are
you doing, he thought. She’s an animal.
But yet she was so much like a human, only smaller, and covered in
fauna. Plus there was no one around for miles, and no amount of
masturbating could satiate the lust he felt out in the wilderness… if
only he could feel the flesh of a woman against his.
He put a loving arm around his Gardevoir, pulling her close and
whispered; “Gardevoir, you know that I’m your trainer, right? Your
master?”
“Gard,” she nodded in agreement. He nodded in return.
“And would you do anything for me?”
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Oh boy here we go.
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>>26966389
Back to general anon
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>>26966389
“Garde,” she nodded again. He moved another hand to her, sliding it
over her wasp waist and looking carefully into her eyes. She seemed to
begin to understand, a look of fear welled in her eyes. David could
feel a lump in his pants swell as he began to force her upon the soaked
ground. The sky rumbled with thunder all around them, the tree above
them creaked threateningly.
The best thing about a pokemon is that they’ll never be able to tell anyone about it.
In a flash his pants were off and he was atop her. She squealed and
struggled, afraid to fight back because he was, indeed, her trainer.
Her mind had a block in it, via years of training, years of believing
he’d never harm her, that he was her best friend.
He ran a hand over her leafy posterior. A probing finger slipped in
between, finding a hole. He knew little of the Gardevoir anatomy, but
knew that any hole would work. He plunged his rock hard cock deep
inside of her anus. It was white hot. A wave of pleasure washed over
him before the first stroke. Gardevoir screamed in pain, her precious
anus being pulled to four times its natural size. With each thrust she
screamed louder, but David couldn’t hear it. The crevasse formed
tightly over his shaft, gripping harder than his fist ever could.
Before long he finally came, filling her sphincter with his seed. White
mixed with black blood as he pulled out. Blood and feces dribbled out.
The sight of Gardevoir laying there, whimping, smeared with mud, blood,
cum, and her own feces unlocked something deep within David’s soul. His
heart soared at the sight. It felt so good! It was like he finally
discovered his place in the world. While his spirit had become free,
however, his mind quivered under the weight of his actions, struggling
to block these memories from existence, enabling his attack.
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Pokémon is very dishonest to Bug Types
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they really should have made bug resist fairy instead of the reverse
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they must take out fairy, ghost and poison resistances
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>>26966117
Fighting, Fairy and Ghost resistances are bullshit.
Fire, Flying, Poison and Steel are reasonable and balanced.
I hope to heavens some day they'll rectify this. Bugs deserve love.
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Let's have a current team thread. Post your team and rate others.
I'm replaying Heart Gold with this trash
Typhlosion
Vileplume
Pinsir
Dragonite
Tyranitar
Lanturn
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White 2, first time actually trying to beat the sequels, grinding is killing me and I want to die.
Emboar
Braviary
Zoroark
Foongus
Joltik
Ducklett
It's a work in progress.
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Playing Pokemon Redfor the first time.
Have an Ivysaur, Ekans, and a Spearow.
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Emerald:
Combusken
Vibrava
Pelipper
Breloom
Sableye
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Happy?
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Literally my mom's sister
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Does this deco version come with a kraken?
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what did you do?
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>you will never live in pokemon world
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>Nintendo develops Pokémon GO
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I get what you're saying but Oran berries are basically just blueberries.
At least post a picture of a Pokemon when you're making this kind of thread.
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>>26965633
i can beat you in pokemon i have a level 100 talonflame
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>>26965491
Rotom-W is the real cancer.
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sure kid jump in to my van and we'll go battle in the abandoned quarry
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Reminds of this guy on wifi one time whos description said level 100 only and he only had legendaries
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rate my team
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>>26965401
>Charizard
0/10
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>>26965401
Thunder my shit up/10
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>>26965415
charizard is my only pokemon fire
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What's the pokemon equivalent to a puppetmon?
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cacturne or nuzleaf
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Geno.
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>>26965389
Banette
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What do you think of this for another Fly-based line. We just got Cutiefly but I wish we get a housefly-based Pokémon as well.
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>>26965213
Is that middle stage based on The Fly movie's machine?
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>>26965235
it looks like a pupitar that put on samus' helmet
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New Gen 7 leak incoming
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>they announce Pokémon Black 3 and White 3
>/vp/ rejoices
>the game uses 3D models
>many features return from XY
>Join Avenue and Funfest Missions are removed but the game adds new features and expands on the PWT
>Ghetsis does one thing that's out of line with his fanon depictions
>Charizard and his Kantomon buddies are available during the postgame
>/vp/ declares them the worst games ever
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Why is that title card so edgy
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Also:
>Mega Evolutions return, make the Unova starters more viable, and give Emboar a typing besides Fire/Fighting
>/vp/ cries even more
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>>26964888
Look up midnitez-remix.
Do it at your own risk, however.
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>These effects will never have moves/abilities to activate them
JUST
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>>26964834
What is this
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>>26964834
>swamp
otherwise, I could see a rainbow status effect that stops weather or improves accuracy or something
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>>26964993
They're what happens when 2 Pokemon use 2 different Pledge moves.
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Let's have this thread again.
Johto and Unova have the best route layouts and locations, and are smaller more compact regions that dont waste locations, rather than be huge regions with unnecessary locations (Hoenn and Sinnoh) Placers like Lake of Rage, Pokeathelon, Ecruteak City, Lanucosa Town, Marine Tube, etc are very interesting for various reasons.
Sinnoh has some absolutely irredeemable flaws, like the level of tedium involved in traversing it, the number of TMs and aformented nothing locations, but it has some of the best music in the series, and a good layout. Despite the desert route being on the save level as the snow capped route, which is dumb. Hoenn isnt that great and had 17 damn water routes and uninteresting music. It's best locations are good enough for to save it. Space Centre, Fortree, the unique locations are very good.
Kalos and Kanto are as small as Johto but both with routes that are more annoying to traverse (Kalos with the most tedious locations in the entire franchise.) Both are the extremes of region problems. Kanto is bland and Kalos is a hodgepodge of locations.
All my opinions of course, I just like discussing stuff like this.
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>>26964511
You accidentally swapped Unova and Kalos senpai
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>>26964585
Even if I lowered Unova I'd sooner raise Kanto
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>>26964511
This is actually accurate, at least in my opinion.
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/vp/, recommend me some pokemon rom hacks to play
gbc, gba, ds are all appreciated
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puppet mon emerald
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>>26964501
They all suck dick
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Once you go blaze black (2), you never go back
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Idc if you want to believe or not, but a friend showed me in skype the official artworks of these, and i couldn't take a screenshot, but this is what i remember.
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Yfw theyre not real
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>>26964465
Sooo instead of just pressing the Print Screen button on your computer which I'm pretty sure all computers have, or asking your friend to show you the artwork again which you could have easily done, you go ahead and just draw them from memory and expect people to believe you?
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Except for what I think is supposed to be Popplio3, they all just get bigger: Fake/10.
Also >>26964553 has good reasons too