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If Nigel Farage were a Pokémon, he would be Arceus.
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>>27045015
Arceus sleep alot.
So. No.
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>>27045015
if anon were a faggot, he'd be OP
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>>27045128
Butthurt bremainer detected.
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Found this little shit on my chair.
Post pokes you found in your house
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>>27045009
I used incense because I couldn't be bothered to leave my house after a day of work. Caught a Drowzee, Psyduck, Kakuna, Pidgey and Caterpie in my house
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Found this bitch on my bed during the 10 seconds between server crashes.
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The closest pokemon I saw was at my 'local' (5+miles away) supermarket, and it vanished the instant I tapped it, not even letting me have the option to try to catch. I wish I could find pokemon in my house.
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A china-man drew this for us when we asked him to draw what he saw.
he drew this and apologized for not being able to draw the head because he did not get a good look at the face on the design.
If he was lying he could have drawn anything and not care what we think because is messing with us.
the fact that he did not is why I believe him.
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>>27044892
fuck off lmao
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fuck off lmao
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>>27044941
>>27045160
Really?
even though he predicted Saladit?
just because he can't draw?
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>No new engine
>Confirmed framerate drops
>Battle Frontier or equivalent not to be seen in the world map
>Smallest world map to date
>Models still look washed out and lifeless
>No change in animation for flying pokemon
>New pokemon are mediocre at best
>Nostalgia pandering
>Confirmed to have only 70 new pokemon
>Confirmed to have no post game
>Outdated graphics
>Terrible music
Now that it has been all but confirmed that Sun and Moon will be even worse than X and Y, will you be abandoning the series?
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>>27044581
>>New pokemon are mediocre at best
>>Nostalgia pandering
>>Confirmed to have only 70 new pokemon
stopped reading right there
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>>27044581
lmao great post
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>>27044581
one of the everything is bad guys..why havent you killed yourself yet if everything sucks?
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Best poke tracks thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Veull3V-Gg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMsxw_u8664
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>>27044317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNWpMJ1kJ6I
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Lillie is Colress' daughter 2016-07-08 23:04:34 Post No.27044264
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Lillie is Colress' daughter
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>Alola and Unova are both based of America
>Colress was mentioned in XY
>he's still searching for the true potential within Pokemon >the stones on his jacket look like the stones in the logos. Do they unlock the true potential?
>Lillie is researching Zygarde Core for her daddy
>he wants the full potential >he wants a PERFECT ZYGARDE
>Zygarde Core was in Lillie's bag
BW3
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>>27044264
I'm enjoying the shit out of this. This better be real
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>>27044264
I would enjoy this.
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>>27044264
>implying Colress would fuck a human female
>implying Colress would fuck anything
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The front page of reddit is literally all about Pokemon
Today they were talking ON TELEVISION about this app (bear in mind, I am from fucking Ghana)
This is it lads, Pokemon is back
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>>27044029
I don't think the hype is going to last very long.
I'd like for it to though.
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you only think pokemon went away because you haven't been keeping up with it.
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>>27044029
>Giant Enemy Crab
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_H5XwJ1ZNY&feature=youtu.be
I accidentally did a thing at work guys :)
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>>27044010LOL
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>>27044010
oh shit kek
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>>27044010
THIS
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KONG'S
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GOT
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>>27043976
Does Froslass have a puss puss?
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Froslass's body is hollow iirc
I guess it can try to tighten its hollow robe by squeezing it like a wet towel or something
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U
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>>27043854
Yes. she have a pussy.
>all these fucking normies
/vp/ has reached levels of casualness that shouldnt even be possible.
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
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>>27043736
I will never go back.
I am here to stay and there is nothing you can do about it.
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it's just like when twitch plays pokemon was huge
we had an influx of retards spamming the board with "helix" threads for a week or two and then they all got distracted by some other stupid thing and went away.
it's not the reddit audience. it's people from /v/ and /b/ who never normally post here but are high on their overhyped nostalgia trip.
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>>27043787
I agree with this Anon.
And obviously is still summer.
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ITT: QUALITY MONS
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Drapion Spotted on police car in Dallas.
>70 In surgery
>90 now handicapped.
>110 With minor injuries
>60 Were killed.
>75 In critical condition.
>95 witnesses
>A total of 500 were affected.
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>>27043614
>500 Pokemon in SM confirmed
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>>27043655
Not after Drapion is through with them.
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So that's where my Drapion took off to earlier then! Oops, sorry people.
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MUST BE NICE FOR YOU URBAN CITY KIDS TO HAVE POKEMON, GYMS, AND STOPS ON YOUR DICK ALL THE TIME HUH? CLOSEST THING TO ME IS MORE THAN A MILE. I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME SINCE IT RELEASED IN THE U S OF A. HERE ARE MY RESULTS >:(
>No but really, how will they fix this issue ? Pic related.
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>>27043493
Oh and there's only a limited amount of space for suburban areas. Other people own property too
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>>27043493
fucking this, im in the middle of nature, crawling with real wildlife. Zero fucking mons though...
if i travel to the nearest city, id be swimming in 400+ cp mons.
currently level 9 and my highest CP is 225..
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The closest pokemon to my house I've seen was about a half mile away, and as soon as I got near it, it fucking vanished. The closest pokestop is more than a 10 minute drive away. I've yet to so much as catch any pokemon other than my starter despite being out and about all damn day.
We did it, GO bros.
http://www.vgchartz.com/article/264970/pokemon-go-tops-the-app-store-charts/
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YEEEES
WOOOOOOOOOO
WE FUCKING DID IT
I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW
THIS IS SO EXCITING
FUCK YEAH
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Guys.. I'm fucking scared.
I'm fucking nauseous. I stayed up all night because how worried I was. Pokemon: Go was our last shot to prove freemium mobile games aren't just for normies. If this game flops.. then it's fucking over, my fellow PokeGobros..
I wanted this game to get multiple game of the year awards. I wanted this to FORCE those puritan 3DSfags to download this game. I wanted them to cry as they're forced to withdraw money and use it on microtransactions.
But the game wasn't designed well. It only has the first generation implemented, and the servers keep crashing. Even worse, the game has no PvP interaction the battling system is a mockery. Its over, PokeGobros...
How do I calm down? How do I ease myself and face the inevitable fact that Pokemon: Go is a blunder?
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>top grossing game
What happens now?
A. Pokemon is kill and all games become mobileshits.
B. Pokemon is saved and all that money goes to making future games GOAT.