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>criticize a pokemon for being a literal pile of dirt
>"B-B-BUT VOLTORB! BUT MUK!"

Will you fuck off? I know I'm going to get called a gen wunner, but don't you think it's completely fair and rational to raise our standards over 20 years?

Even if muk/voltorb were as bad as Palloshit (they aren't) that was 20 fucking years ago. That was 6 generations ago. That was on limited gameboy hardware. That was part of a whopping 150 designs. That was in the first game that had less development resources because they had to establish EVERYTHING.

But pokemon is literally in the top 5 selling game franchises of all time at this point, they could easily spare millions of dollars into its development, it's reusing the models from X/Y, AND THEY THINK THAT A PILE OF FUCKING DIRT WITH EYEBALLS IS OKAY AT THIS POINT, BUT IT'S TOTALLY FINE BECAUSE SOME BUDDING GAMEBOY FRANCHISE DID SOMETHING SIMILAR 20 YEARS AGO.

Fuck Palloshit, and Fuck gen one ad hominem shitters

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Anonymous 2016-09-02 18:14:09 Post No.28221533
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Anonymous 2016-09-02 18:14:09 Post No.28221533 [Report]

The entirety of gen 2 was shit.
Gen 7 is allowed to have 1 shit pokemon.

Anonymous 2016-09-02 18:15:17 Post No.28221552
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Anonymous 2016-09-02 18:15:17 Post No.28221552 [Report]

Oh, I was wondering where Anti-Pallosandfag went. I was getting worried that Anti-Pallosandfag died from choking on too many dicks.

Anonymous 2016-09-02 18:18:19 Post No.28221603
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Anonymous 2016-09-02 18:18:19 Post No.28221603 [Report]

>>28221507
>Not realizing pokemon started out as a card game.

How dumb can you get? Gen 1 pokemon were very bland, the main reason alot of us like them is just nostalgia factor, you can't even fucking deny that, this thing is literally a ground type muk with more creativity behind it.

>Sage goes in all fields for this type of thread.

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Anonymous 2016-09-02 18:08:11 Post No. 28221427 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm curious about the popularity of gen II mons.

Post your first Gen II playthrough team.

Mine was: Meganium, Furret, Noctowl, Togetic, Sudowoodo and Gyarados.

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Anonymous 2016-09-02 18:09:09 Post No.28221439
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Anonymous 2016-09-02 18:09:09 Post No.28221439 [Report]

Lad, it was 16 fucking years ago since I played gen 2 for the first time, I can't remember for life of me.

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Anonymous 2016-09-02 18:09:58 Post No.28221452 [Report]

>>28221439
>not remembering your bros

Anonymous 2016-09-02 18:10:19 Post No.28221459
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Anonymous 2016-09-02 18:10:19 Post No.28221459 [Report]

typhlosion
noctowl
togetic
steelix
lugia
gyarados? i think?

my team sucked

Anonymous
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People who got BTFO Anonymous 2016-09-02 18:08:07 Post No. 28221424 [Report] [View this topic]

>Zfags
>Delta Emeraldfags
>Gen 6.5fags
>Mexicofags
>Southern Kalosfags
>Roothootfags
>Poppmaid Denialfags

Daily reminder that these people were real and that they existed on this board

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Anonymous 2016-09-02 18:10:23 Post No.28221460
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Anonymous 2016-09-02 18:10:23 Post No.28221460 [Report]

>>28221424
>being this new
Half of those were trolls and falseflags.

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>>28221424
Ztards and 6.5 believers getting BTFO was /vp/'s greatest achievement. Literally no one was expecting Gen 7 other than furfag Verlisify, and everyone just casually ignored him

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Anonymous 2016-09-02 18:12:07 Post No.28221493 [Report]

>>28221460
Butthurt btfo'd fag detected

>I-I was only pretending!!!!

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WiFi General: Grass Type Edition 2016-09-02 18:07:47 Post No.28221417
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WiFi General: Grass Type Edition Nitrox : 3DS : 1633 (ID: !nitroxKN4E) 2016-09-02 18:07:47 Post No. 28221417 [Report] [View this topic]

Breeding - Trading - Battling - Blogging - Shitposting - Autism

Injecting and other dubious ways of obtaining Pokémon not wanted.

Pastebin for newfigs: http://pastebin.com/v4mex4t6

Old Thread: >>28209656

ToTT: ~~What's your favorite grass type starter?~~

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Anonymous 2016-09-02 18:14:59 Post No.28221547
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>>28221417
Chespin, with Bulbasaur in second. I regret not choosing the latter as my X Kanto starter very much, especially because the Charmander I got had terrible IVs outside of special attack.

1590 4958 7571 (Dede 2016-09-02 18:30:06 Post No.28221835
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>>28221417
How long before one is no longer considered a newfig?

Anonymous (ID: !ShinyDickY) 2016-09-02 18:32:58 Post No.28221900
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Anonymous (ID: !ShinyDickY) 2016-09-02 18:32:58 Post No.28221900 [Report]

>>28221835
Until you kill yourself.

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Anonymous 2016-09-02 18:03:30 Post No. 28221339 [Report] [View this topic]

>S&M introduces the feature of being able to see trainer models during a battle
>the god-tier delinquents and hex maniacs we have now will likely be replaced

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