>Play Moon
>Go to pokemon center
>Puloons!
>Nurse Joy says "happy birthday, Ki-Rin!"
>feel special for a day.
>>31315969
Nice reddit post fag hahahahaha
Oh happy birthday to you anon!
>>31315969
happy birthday anon
high-functioning sociopath
Dudes an abuse survivor and clearly has some issues with failure.
>>31315924
>sociopath
Not a real thing,
>>31315924
More like legit assburgers
As usual, higher gets override, and N can fuck off and die in a hole.
Fook
>>31315922
Fuck Kikes
DICKS
Why are all the Gen 8 Pokémon such fucking cunts to find and/or evolve?
>evolve while knowing Stomp
>evolve a female (1% frequency :^))
>only spawns in SOS
>evolve in a specific area because ???
>only spawns in berry mounds
>all the rest are rare spawns except for Pikipek and Yungoos
I thought the whole point of a new generation was getting new Pokémon, but SuMo seems to be trying everything in its power to ensure that I DON'T get them.
Even Mimikyu, who only exists in ONE area in the entire game, has a 5% spawn rate. What the fuck is wrong with Game Freak?
>>31315859
b-but KANTO
dude remember gen 1?? Here's a Fearow lmao
That's why
>>31315859
Tell me about the future senpai
cringe thread
>>31315828
>A 7-10 years old kid disguised as Ash
Do you know what cringe means at least?
He's just a kid, you retard.
>>31315849
Are the replies taking this seriously a meme too or actual autism
What shit will GF invent for this guy in the DiaPer Remakes? Will it have 1000 BST? What's its ability?
>>31315790
>DiaPer
FUCK NO NOT THIS SHIT
>>31315790
>>31315801
Diaper beam lol
>DiaPer
>gen 8
>russia region
>>31315772
Dumb frogposter.
>>31315772
>you will never squat with your bro in poke-Russia
>you will never appreciate GF adding a Russian hacked Porygon2 evolution.
>you will never see the villain team be cheeks breeki gopniks that don't give any money when you beat them, because they don't have any
>all of the starters will never be monoice, because that's all they had.
:^)
>>31315772
Remember, no Fairy-types
>Randomized or edited pokemon Sun/Moon wild encounters won't S.O.S call
REEEEEEEE
>Gamefreak should have thought about game hackers! They should have inserted a game script for SOS calling instead of manually choosing the pokemons that call/get called!
>>31315745
>implying gf shouldn't cater to my every need
>>31315692
Implying that's a bad thing.
Let's discuss something i noticed about Gen 7.
I really like Gen 7, most pokemons either have good design, cool typing, or both. However there's something quite unpleasant i noticed during the marketing campaign and hype before the game release:
Gamefreak is trying to give personality to pokemons.
Think about it. All pokemons revealed in the trailers have some quirks, some funny animations, something particular that makes them interesting.
This is just wrong. Design, typing and usefulness are literally the only thing that should matter in making a good pokemon.
Pokemons are supposed to be battle monsters. They aren't retarded steven universe characters, all they need to do is: look cool and kick ass. That's it.
There are a ton of cool pokemons in Gen 5. (or if you hate unovabortions, just replace "gen 5" with your favorite gen.) However, Gen 7 only has about 70 pokemons. And most of these were revealed pre-released.
And all the pokemons that were NOT revealed are the ones that don't have "personality". Golisopod doesn't have some stupid backstory or funny animations, it just looks badass and kicks ass, and that's why it's fucking awesome. That's how a pokemon should be.
Don't get me wrong, as i said i like most of Gen 7. However, i am worried about this stuff.
Maybe they're doing this because Gen 7 has few pokemons, so they try to make those few pokemons more appealing, and that's perfectly ok.
I just hope they don't scrap cool pokemons just because they can't fit with this new "personality thing". It's hard to imagine pokemons like Volcarona and Hydreigon in Gen 7, and Golisopod is the only one that could fit well in Gen 5.
Personality just makes them easier to market and showcase.
I read this entire post, let me give you all a summary to save you some time:
Legitimate, unadulterated autism in it's purest form.
You're welcome.
>>31315567
>Golisopod wasn't given a personality
>however he was also given horrible stats and just a shitty rehashed typing
Will alienfags ever stop getting BTFO?
The last two digits of your post number is the type combination you get. If you get 97-00, choose whichever you'd like.
You now have to come up with an idea for a Pokemon of that type.
If you say "Mega evolution/regional form of this Pokemon" then, well, I can't really do anything but you're an unimaginative faggot.
why not i guess
>>31315470
Rolling
>>31315470
let's go
ARORA!
Thats Lillie redesign from Stars
>>31315400
Is this what happens when you go to kanto?
Hot
>>31315400
>T-that's not what we meant by becoming a trainer Lillie...
.STILL no Poison/Electric Mongolian death worm with Corrosion
>>31315387
>Poison/Electric
For what purpose? Wouldn't Poison/Ground make more sense?
>>31315429
>The Mongolians say it can kill at a distance, either by spraying a venom at its prey or by means of electric discharge.
>>31315429
But poison electric is cooler.
Although poison ground would be good too, since nidoking is the only pokemon with that type. And why the fuck is nidoking part ground anyway?
Lore-wise, How great is kanto or does everyone who go there gets fucking brainwashed into thinking it's the best thing ever ?
>>31315358
>another anti-genwunner thread
yawn
>>31315386
You know that anti genwunners can't exist right?
>>31315358
>hates Kanto
>posts Lusautism
Literal cancer
Itt: we give her a bf
fug is her bf
>>31315256
>>31315256
y-you too
I get he's supposed to look like Mega Charizard X but did they really have to do the trousers?
>>31315246
Yes. How else would I take a glance at his bulge every now and then?
>>31315255
But it's not a bulge, it's over-compensation. With trousers like that he' either John Holmes himself or he's compensating for a micropenis. And he doesn't look much like John Holmes to me, so that kinda narrows it down.
Who cares, this character is fucking dead