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First for poke gf

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>>31662897

>she will never tongue your anus

why live?!

Best spot for a muk nest?

first for memes

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Elle is best girl!

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>>31663330
You seem to have posted the wrong girl my friend, let me correct your mistake.

>>31662800

...I don't think that anyone thinks that.

>>31662800
Who the fuck even said that?

>>31662810
>>31662820

literal children I guess.

>>31662767
There is nothing normal about a giant lemur who plays football.

Because it has the strength and skill of a fighter. Oranguru isn't supernatural by Pokemon standards, just incredibly smart. Bewear is as strong as a fighter, but lacks actual fighting skills.

>>31662767

hes really cool, though because of his shitty encounter rate I didn't know he existed until I fought the trainer on electric trial mountain that had him and orangaru. then I had to haul my ass all the way back to the grass trial.

was worth, zaboomafo is a bro

>>31662702
Post moar

Every single time I read that comic I imagine Swampert has the voice of Scooby Doo

>>31662702
this comic triggers me because swampert talks.

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>>31662664
xdxd

>>31662763
DELET

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>>31662588
Can this thread be
Suggestive Deoxys as well?

>>31662600
Yes, post all the lewd /or cute/ Deoxys you want

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>>31662588

>>31662539
Gorilla arm dragons

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>>31662539
at least we got gorilla dragons

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>>31662566

Only Kommo-o actually runs like a gorilla though

Druddigon runs normally, and Kyurem flies

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>>31662456
.>Pokemon's gets a new ability with the exact same effect as the original ability when it evolves

>>31662515
Fucking full stop

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>pokemon's speed increases as it evolves

>>31662338
change her diaper

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Stop crying.

>>31662338
Nah ,
People who use legendaries in the battle tree don't have feelings.

>>31662248
Yeah making all the Miltank porn was great, there were so many tits in play

>>31662248
Human Trainer Ledian is the perfect waifu.

>>31662248
I do, I loved it ;_;

What is going on? Is this a new meme that I missed out on?

>kyurem black
>ice/electric
>dragon

and?

>>31662058

But that's not 2013 Dante.

>>31662092
Why is he edgier?

>>31662058
bisharp
lucario
weavile
porygon (only the base form)
carbink
metagross
scyther
escavalier
beedrill
ferrothorn
kartana

be careful not to cut yourself on their edge

Doesn't that usually tend to happen as soon as the hype for any newly released game dies down tho

Even then, the boards are always the same every time

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Wouldn't it be hot if an Alolan youngster got bullied by his friends to put his dick in a Pyuku? He'd be be embarrassed but he had to do it, so he asked his best friend to accompany him and help find one. Eventually they find one hiding behind a big rock at a beach. The youngster would stare at it nervously while the Pyuku would just stare back with its blank emotionless expression, it not even having a proper brain. After intoxicating the Pyuku with some Sea Incense, the two boys managed to pull the Pyuku off the rocks without it aggro-ing, but the effort and the hot Alolan sun would have left them with quite the sweat. Slowly, the dared youngster would prod and pry at the Pyuku's mouth and stick it in. The intoxicated Pyuku would convulse slightly and tighten to the boy's panic. He quickly withdrew his finger only to find that the Pyuku's slimy innards had latched on to his finger. His friend would be especially grossed by the sight and tell the youngster to hurry up and get it over with, and proceed to turn away.
The youngster lowers his pants, revealing his untanned nether regions and his genitals. Using the same hand covered in the Pyuku innards, he begins to touch his penis, at first with his bare skin but then rubbing it against the gooey white intestines. At this point the dazed Pyuku begins to stir and it feels its innards touching something warm and hard. It wakes up and reels its innards back into its mouth, pulling in the youngster by his dick which was wrapped in said intestines. The youngster let out a yelp of surprise, and his friend who was on the lookout whispered angrily to be quiet and not attract attention, only to turn around and see what happened.
The Pyuku was awake and agitated and latched on to the youngster crotch while the youngsters dick was deep inside its body. The sensation of the Pyuku's soft intestines compressed in its small body around the youngsters dick was pure ecstasy. Cont

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>>31662081
He would begin stroking his own member jealously while his friend was getting the blowjob of a lifetime. Then he remembered what the ancient Alolan's used to say, that a Pyuku's mouth and anus could were pretty much interchangable. With this knowledge, he went over to his orgasming friend and grabbed the other end of the Pyuku, and thrusted his hardened member inside. This end had a lot more of the slimy intestines compared to its mouth, which meant a lot more resistance, but through sheer determination he squeezed through it in a single thrust. The youngster and his friend gasped as both their penises met and touched inside the Pyuku's body, covered in the now warm, caressing and stimulating innards. The two friends momentarily woke from their incredible ecstasy and looked in each others eyes. They then kissed passionately, their tounges invading each others mouths as the Pyuku's stimulations intensified. The two friends gripped the Pyuku harder, thrusting and thrusting, their prepubescent penises swollen to adult sizes, not clashing head on with each other, but sliding against each other inside the Pokemon. At last they couldn't handle it anymore and with one final thrust from each they leaned and came together while the Pyuku's innards gave one final squeeze. Slowly, those innards relaxed and massaged their penises, letting all the cum flow out as their dicks deflated. The two friends lay down on the sandy beach, the Alolan sun's glaring down on them with its warmth. The Pyuku, tired from all the exertion, fell asleep, making soft cooing noises accompanied by a slight gurgling of semen. As per Alolan tradition, the two boys carried the now slightly heavier Pyuku and threw it into water, letting the waves take it away.
The two friends then washed themselves in the sea, and went home, knowing that the Pyuku would return and would be waiting in the same spot.

>>31662019
It's either Espeon or Sylveon for me, probably Espeon though.

>>31662031
A wise choice