Suggestions for 4chan premium services

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This board and 4chan passes in general are a good start, but we can do better.

How about making a 4chan marketplace where users could buy 4chan services and digital goods?

Let's say your favorite seasonal anime is pretty unpopular and only gets like 20 replies before the thread archives. Right now, only thing you can do about it is futilely bump the thread yourself or samefag replies to try to get a conversation going, but this is both time consuming and humiliating.

Now imagine if you could avoid all that by buying a "thread stickifier" ("glue"?) on the 4chan marketplace, and for only 14.99 sticky a thread of your choice for whole six hours. That would certainly bring attention to your thread and make it last longer.

Of course, there should be some rules and limitations. If a thread is rule breaking, it would be dealt with by the mods like any other. And to prevent flooding, one user could only have one thread stickied a week, and there could only be five stickied thread up at the same time.

What do you guys think? What other ideas for goods and services to be sold on 4chan marketplace do you have? Once we compile a decent list we could tweet it to Hiro.