Ridiculous news captions.

>>64621
heaveno, huh. i kind of like it.

>>64645
Too long. We should make it hullo instead to please the radical Christians and making us all sound British and thus raise the IQ of the average Clapistani.

>>64623
That's not all that ridiculous; old people have shit for strength.

>>64650
/vip/ should have little hands you can click on to indicate likes instead of typing all this stuff just to say "I like your post."

>>64758
I can't tell if you're mocking me or genuinely think that it's a good idea to copy reddit, facebook, youtube, and most retarded websites the majority of people go to these days.