I'm posting from a mental hospital Ask Me anything

why won't they just hang you already

How much quid you want for those blinds, m8?

>>6261
I don't know
I don't even know why they revived me if they just decided to put me here

>>6305
had you announced your suicide on 4chan?

>>6334
Nope. It wasn't even planned. It was a spur of the moment thing.

>>6367
So, does it feel good to be in the mental ward? Have you found empathizing doctors, nurses, friends to make? Do you sleep alone?
Did they force meds on you? Do they feel good?

I met several disturbed people from a web forum. 2 of the girls have known and told me about the mental ward in France.
One, a rich girl, went there after anhero attempt. Didn't like it.
Another one went to the mental ward because she felt she was losing it. Forced meds on her, but she said she made a friend there. Went to the psychiatric hospital 3 times since then.

Are you in a mental hospital?

>>6473
d*u*h

how did you get the money to buy a 4chan pass?

>>6428
>does it feel good to be in the mental ward?
The first day in intensive care was fucking hell. I didn't know anyone and I had to listen to some lieteal retards screaming.
The nest day I was moved to yhrbipper

>>6559
>yhrbipper
Whoops. Meant to say upper floor. That's where the mostly normal people are. So far it's comfy but boring

>>6559
>in intensive care
Did you drunk bleach?

How did you get in?

>>6428
>Have you found empathizing doctors, nurses, friends to make?

>emphasizing doctors
So far I've only met with two psychiatrists once. They seem friendly enough at least.
>Nurses
The nurses are OK. One of them saw my phone and just told me that she didn't see anything.
>friends
Plenty. Everybody here seems very friendly to each other. There's this weird Swedish chick here that only talks in English and talks about the illuminati and the new world order. She calls me "Mr Cool"

>Did they force meds on you?
Yes. Not sure which ones but yes. They even check your mouth to see if you hadn't hidden them somewhere

>>6473
>Are you in a mental hospital?
Yes
>>6595
No
>>6610
I took 600mg of Paroxetine, 2400mg of sulpiride, 60mg of Valium, 100mg of Xanax and 200mg of Ambien

>>6624
>They even check your mouth to see if you hadn't hidden them somewhere
That sucks.
They act like they're "depression specialists" : they give you the scientific remedy against your disease, depression.

Truth : they give you recreational drugs. Of course it makes you feel better.
Only after you're outside does the Doctor tell you you should stop the meds.
If you can't stop, or stopping makes you relapse, then they say :
>HA! Look, he felt better in the hospital under our professional care.

/rant.


>There's this weird Swedish chick here that only talks in English and talks about the illuminati and the new world order. She calls me "Mr Cool"
awesome!

>>6676
wew...
Is your mother on meds too?

Are you in a /vip/ room ?

>>6708
>Is your mother on meds too?
Just on Valium.
>>6715
No ;_;

>>6248
of all the things you did wrong in life, where does buying a 4chan pass rank

>>6823
Somewhere between cracking a glass bottle in my mouth and getting into a relationship with a psycho

>>6877
ouch

but hey, at least you got dubs

>>6770
>Just on Valium.
My mother gave me my first Ambien. (stilnox/zolpidem, a french designed drug, Sanofi-Aventis)

The 1st years, I took it occasionally (sometimes she would send them to me, because she can fake prescriptions), and it helped

Last year all my Doctors started refusing to prescribe Ambien, and Mother wasn't an option anymore (too cringy). So I started ordering online (30 times the price).

Some nights I was so furious not being able to sleep that I took 2 ambien while watching a film, 2 when going to sleep, then another 2, and another 2...

once, the day after I felt so sick I had to go to the psychiatric emergency

also, my mother would always send me only 14 pills, fearing I could take them all at once

>>6877
>Somewhere between cracking a glass bottle in my mouth
nah, that one is the "best" one, by far.

>>6895
Taking 3 ambien pills completely fucks me up.
I apparently sleepwalk and talk during that and don't remember anything the next day

>>6998
I live alone so there's not so much risk here.
But on ambien I write embarrassing text messages, that I completely forget.
But I find them with horror the day after

>>7069
do they let you look at cute anime girls tho

>>7079
not OP

gotta go, hope OP gets better

>>7093
o

in that case, do the voices in your head let you look at cute anime girls?

>>7093
OP here. Yes, as long as it's on my phone (which I keep hidden just in case)
>>7099
Thanks

>>7163
do they let you look at cute anime girls tho

>>7301
Yes

>>7399
nice, and i bet they get juicy for those dubs, too

How can you afford a 4chins pass if you're a looney

>>6624
Fugg the Swedish chick and make crazy babies

>>7430
I think she wants to fug me too.
She's constantly calling me Mr Cool, talking about her plans to fuck banks over and to give the money to the poor, you know, Robin Hood shit.
>>7418
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>7767
Fugg her pussy then faggot

>>7775
W-what should I do? Just come up to her and say "Wanna fug?"
She calls herself DJ by the way. She has my phone number

>>7775
Also I'm a virgin

How's the food?

>>7815
Just hang out with her and brush up on her accidentally a few times, like your arm on hers or something. If she doesn't freak out just drop subtle hints

>>6248
How do you still have your phone? Especially if you went through involuntary commitment

>>8052
I didn't have my phone with me when I came here. My parents brought it after I got transferred to the upper floor and just snuggled it in some clothes and food they've brought

>>8030
It's fucking garbage and not filling at all. Although IMO I think it's good because I do need to shave off some pounds

>>6248

How did you sneak that phone in? Also is there a camera in your room?

>>6248
psych resident here,
which country?
did they give you any diagnosis yet?
are you free to leave if you want to or not?
do the staff refer to you as a client or a patient?

>>8114
I heard from the folks around that there are indeed cameras, but they're so well hidden that nobody can find them.

Simple. Put phone in bag full of snacks and shit, take it back to your room, hide it

Done

>>8140
>which country?
Croatia
http://bolnica-vrapce.hr/web/
>diagnosis
Nothing yet. I'm guessing one of them will be depression, since they already started giving me anti anxiety and anti depressive pills. There's also something about me having holes in my memory, so they're gonna be scanning my brain a couple of times, and then I'll get a proper diagnosis
>free to leave.
No. You can walk around the building, but you can't exit it.
>clients or patients
Patient

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how do u charge ur phone
/debunked

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>>8185
Exactly like this famnio