Oh no u r gon be late for school, quick! Run!
Where my OJs at?
*teleports*
>>61798
>be 31 years old
>late for school
Damn, I'm fucked, aren't I?
>>62871
>he doesn't have nightmares about signing up for a class and forgetting to go
>>62884
Actually, I do have a recurring dream about my brief time at college. I dropped out during my second semester and in my dream, one of two things tends to happen: I'm either lost on campus frantically searching for my classroom that I'm, never able to find, or I skip a certain class all semester long then get super stressed hoping I can pass on just the final exam.
>>62857
Present
>Go to first uni lecture ever
>Lecturer comes up and starts introducing some bio-engineering jibberish
>"This isn't what I signed up for"
>Check phone
>Mixed up two lecture rooms
>Scurry to the lecture hall on the other side of the building
>Enter room and everyone's already sitting down
>Awkwardly make my way to the back of the room, head down saying "excuse me, sorry" as I pass a whole bunch of hot girls and some chads
>>64102
Fug. I misread my schedule once and i ended up two hours late to class. Fortunately the professor was understanding and the class was three hours long.
>>62871
Of course you are, teacher