What if you were a cute idol? How would your life be different?

I'd probably get more penis than I currently do.

>>61056
Idols are pure! They don't have sex!

>>61058
Fuck that. I'm about that dick.

>>61054
I would be famous and I would have to disguise myself.
Finally, all of the practice would pay off.

I would not be dysphoric

>>61056
Who would you have sex with?

>>61061
What kind of practice?

>>61069
Music and disguise

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>>61054
If I could choose my appearance, I'd be a white, blonde, blue-eyed woman with big tits.

I'd work my hardest to become a household name. I'd be the cutest, purest little virginal angel on Earth, and I'd subtly broadcast my conservative values through all of my music and appearances - not overwhelmingly, but enough so that it was clear where my values laid. Things like all of my backups being white, my music videos showing me happily submissive to a man, concerts in Russia, etc. Then, finally, the culmination:

At a globally-broadcast event, like the Olympics or something, I'd do a performance as usual. The crowd would be screaming. Once the concert was over, I'd pick up the mic, smile the best I could, and say "Please only listen to my music if you're white! I absolutely hate people who aren't white!". I'd repeat the 14 words, all in my angelic voice. /pol/ would look like a travel brochure of Sweden compared to me. My message would reach every household, completely unprecedented.

Then, I'd wait.

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>>61097
Wow. You've REALLY given this a lot of thought, haven't you?

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>>61099
You fucking bet I have. It wouldn't be red-pill, it would be a red orbital nuke that would permanently change the course of all history no matter what the end result was. I'd become by far the most important and remembered figure of my time. Nothing could stop me - not liberal smugness, not all the kikery on Earth. I would be, in the most literal sense, an idol.

>>61054
I'd be super popular!

>>61054
That was a fucking bizarre episode.

>>61056
Roasties OUT OUT OUT

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>>61097
>>61100
Shit man, I just want to look pretty and have middle-aged men clamoring over me.

>>62127
That's a valid line of reasoning too.

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