hiroyuki is being blackmailed by the japanese loli prostitutes

>Step 1
Massive banner over every board that says "GET OUT LIBERALS".
>Step 2
Click on /pol/.
>Step 3
Wait.

>>60072
>Being a poledditor
Fuck off

>What's the first thing you do with ownership over 4chan?

Permanently IP ban every single IP currently posting on /pol/ and then delete /pol/.

I'd let everything else as it is.

>>60107
How does it feel knowing that, in Hiroyuki's eyes, I matter more than you do?

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>>60070 (OP) #
1. Delete half the boards.
2. Punish tripfaggotry.
3. Enforce general thread bans.
4. Fire 90% of the staff.
5. Autoban "cuck", "reddit", and "redpill".
6. Ban feels and frog posting.
7. Block all referral URLs from reddit.com.
8. Bring back the text boards.
9. Lower the post timer for everyone.
10. Raise the post and image count for threads.
11. Wordfilter "kek" to "laughing out loud".
12. Permaban anyone who disrespects or lewds the 404 girl.
13. Repeal pony law in /b/.
14. Add ten or twenty pages to /b/ to deal with the influx from people getting their boards deleted.
15. Sit back.
16. Kick my feet up.
17. Watch it all burn.

>>60119

How the hell are /pol/ users more important than those who don't post there by Hiro? It seems he's apathetic about that board.

>>60135
It's the most popular board and he's said multiple times that he won't delete it.

>>60112
Wow, what a butthurt faggot. I can't even imagine how asspained you must be. /pol/ is the hot new thing now, better get used to it.

put phoneposters on a very limited chunk of bandwidth so their shit loads super slow and they stop shitting this place up

>>60121
>the 404 girl
For somebody who doesn't like reddit you sure do belong there

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>>60121
>7. Block all referral URLs from reddit.com.
Better: maintain a list of all IPs that come from reddit referral URLs for 2 weeks. At the end of the 2 weeks, permaban all of them, and post statistics about the number of posts by reddit referral IPs per board.

>11. Wordfilter "kek" to "laughing out loud".
this is fucking genius.

>12. Permaban anyone who disrespects or lewds the 404 girl.
>the 404 girl
yotsuba

>13. Repeal pony law in /b/.
the only strong disagreement I have. I'd delete /mlp/ but allow them to post in /trash/ still.

>>60070
Make sure every board has a clear and concise sticky

Dedicate my time to fixing bugs and making the site easier to use while maintaining the current format as much as possible.

Also as a point of principal I might see if it's possible to universally raise the image limit of each board to the bump limit, but it probably would cause problems.

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>>60149
>>60156
>yotsuba

>>60156
>the only strong disagreement I have. I'd delete /mlp/ but allow them to post in /trash/ still.
No, get rid of all the /b/ clones - /vip/ probably included. /pol/, /bant/, /int/, /qa/, /r9k/, /s4s/, /trash/ - all of them need to go.

Get rid of about half the rules, since they don't do shit anyway. Merge some of the more useless boards. Using a trip in more than one thread is an instant ban. Big letters across the top telling anyone coming from reddit to go back.

>>60136
>Not deleting it because ad shekels means he likes you

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>>60287
Problem?

>>60156
>this is fucking genius.
Not that other guy but I agree. /pol/ will now worship laughing out load. As an aside Yotsuba looks kind of lanky in the gif.

>>60268
>have rule against anthros
>allow frogposting

>the quality of posting is very important to us

Nothing major, probably just some tweaks here and there. Regardless of what most think, the moderation team has it under control pretty well. If I had to do something, I'd probably make /cel/ to give the waifufags on /tv/ a place to call home.

>>60121
>13. Repeal pony law in /b/.
Enforce pony law in /b/.
FTFY

>>60121
Addendum:
- No boards with more than two letters. Current boards that aren't deleted well be grandfathered.
- Ads disabled and webms with sound enabled for passholders.
- Allow multiple image posting in /a/, /co/, and some of the porn boards to facilitate storytimes and info dumps.
- Relaxation (but not elimination) of rules on off-topic threads and outright elimination of them on individual posts. Janitors should look for illegal shit and spam, not try to censor people.
- Try to have more (not all the time) public bans so that people know where the mods stand. MODS should = GODS.

More to come when I learn to write down my ideas before I forget them.

>>60156
>>60304
No, /b/ has gone soft and all the clones are full of garbage, low energy posters. We have to fight fire with fire and /mlpol/ proved this. Let the board burn again: flush out the weak and let the strong survive.

We used to be something wonderful, something crazy. Now we're just... nothing.

>>60121
>11. Wordfilter "kek" to "laughing out loud".
nth for this is genius

>>60156
I should've said this earlier, but I don't hate reddit. I hate people talking about reddit. It's just another newfag boogeyman like tumblr, 9gag, facebook, and gaia before it. I want this nonsense done and over with.

Plus fuck people who aren't from here. Rules 1 & 2 exist for a reason.

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>>60121
This

>>60313
>No, /b/ has gone soft and all the clones are full of garbage
What do you mean by soft? Not that I necessarily disagree with you, but what aspect of "old /b/" are you longing for?

>Try to have more (not all the time) public bans so that people know where the mods stand. MODS should = GODS.
I think moot realized he fucked up a bit by dissuading mods from dropping (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) messages and tried a half-ass remedy with https://4chan.org/bans

I like seeing the recent bans and their reasons, but the fact of the matter is that 99% of the users who need to see that webpage have no idea it exists.

Speaking of webpages fig newtons don't realize exist, I'd actually update the flash archive for the first time in years.

>>60329
oh, and another thing: make it impossible for banned users to lurk again.

>>60329
I want a board that isn't all dirt memes and people peddling amateur porn.

I think we lost something when they split off the robots and the nazis and we've been worse off for the wear. Having different people do different things breeds creativity. The board was so fast that only the best threads survived: it was natural selection on steroids.

I mean is it any wonder that the only real memes we've produced since then have been Bane, feels, and frogs? Are we really better off with /r9k/, /pol/, and /s4s/? Do we gain anything by having /bant/ or even /soc/? I say no.

>>60291
Yeah it's fucking retarded. I don't even like anthro shit, but banning it just encourages people to shitpost with it.

>>60144
>/pol/ is the hot new thing now, better get used to it.

New /pol/ is a cancer. Nothing but Trump cocksuckers there. I had no problem with /new/ when it was more neutral but now /pol/ looks like a Republican board. It's really shitty there.

My gripe with it is that their way of thinking has been seeping into the rest of the boards. They want to turn the whole site into their little extreme right safesite. The flip side of Tumblr. Fuck that shit.

>>60335
I forgot furries are banned. I'd drop the ban on certain boards as a trial balloon.

>>60337
Because they're all newfags. /pol/ replaced /b/ as the newfag depot. That's why they're so cancerous.

>>60337
>extreme right safesite
Because they BTFO of your shitty leftist "arguments"? The whole internet is a safespace for leftists, with right wing ideas censored routinely. /pol/ simply allows right wing ideas and look how popular it got. In comparison your failed "postmodern" ideas need a safespace or they get debunked instantly, as they are on 4chan when a mod doesn't step in to censor wrongthink.

>>60354
Not him and not even ideologically opposed to the right wing but the reason /pol/ is a safe space for right wing ideology isn't a daily debate between leftist and right wing ideologies that /pol/ is beating the shit out of the left on a daily basis. It's because the rest of the internet is left wing and /pol/ and stormfront did community outreach to the far corners of the internet to amass the "alt right" here with a friendly operational base on 8ch.

>>60354
You should be killed and your family forced to watch.

>>60355
>It's because the rest of the internet is left wing and /pol/ and stormfront did community outreach to the far corners of the internet to amass the "alt right" here with a friendly operational base on 8ch.

This. I'm not opposed to right wing ideologies either but I wish they'd fuck off to 8ch instead. They're just as bad as the Anonymous faggots of /b/ from the late 00s. They're trying to make 4chan into a right wing website (thanks to /pol/fags trying to spread out) and I think it's bullshit. Just move to 8ch, thanks.

>>60354
>implying any sort of reasoned argument takes place on /pol/

I love /pol/ but even I realize the sticky is the greatest ironic joke ever posted on 4chan.

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>>60121
>5. Autoban "cuck", "reddit", and "redpill"
remember roody-poo and candy-ass? we just need new word filters anon.
>4. Fire 90% of the staff.
what does that even solve?
>7.
seems good
>9.
no
>11.
yes
>12.
I think that's our mascot?
>6.
>being this new
>1.
I absolutely agree we have so many shit boards it's really confusing, but steady migration and better general boards would help. over half the traffic comes from the usa and yet it's an otaku cultured system. It's confusing.

>>60259
>fixing bugs
what kinda bugs are we talking here, anon?

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>>60265
I agree with this. >>>/b/ is basically a nude dump now

>>60507
>we just need new word filters anon.
We're not losing any great minds by autobanning.