How to not die a virgin?

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>>59174
Stick your penor into a vajayjay of someone like pic related.

Done.

>>59177
Conversely have a guy stick his penor in your asshole until he pees white.

>>59174
pay for an escort

>>59183
This. If you mean not dying alone though, then you have to go outside, get in shape to look physically attractive. While you get fit get other interests and hobbies that don't have to do with the Internet, so when you're told to "be yourself" you don't collapse into am existential crisis. Looking good is your foot in the door, growing intellectually keeps them with you.

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>>59174
just be yourself

>>59189
>get in shape to look physically attractive
lol no just look at /fit/

>>59174
makes lots of money

>>59189
We all die alone mate

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>>59174
pay for sex

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>>59244
from the size of his cranial cortex, he is obviously to smart for hair.

>>59219
Did you even bother to read the rest of the post?
That's not your ticket to a girl, that's your foot in the door.

>>59255
foot in the door = not virgin
did you even bother the read the OP you retard?

>>59256
Do you even know what "foot in the door" means?

>>59258
Mate if you make a lot of money then you're obviously going to get laid, even if you're the worst ass in the whole world. They'll probably want a quick marriage + divorce as well just to get your money. You're definitely autistic.

>>59260
You didn't answer my question. I'll answer though. It means the first step. You need to look good before a girl even considers you. Then you have to be an interesting guy to keep her attention. You'll need that before you even take her to bed. There's also escorts, which i already conceded but you didn't see already.

>>59258
You're not supposed to stick your foot inside her, silly. That's where the benis goes.

>>59261
No because you only make inane comments all the way up. Your comments have no relevance to the thread if you keep insisting on "foot in the door" bullcrap. Make money and you stop being a virgin. If that's too hard of a concept for you then you should die as a worthless virgin.

>>59264
It's a shame because I already got laid. I'm just telling you how I did it. Feel free to disregard and completely misinterpret what I say though.

>>59263
Yes but you gotta open a bedroom door though

>>59265
Good job nobody cares. Posting tryhard comments in a shitposting threads show exactly how many times you got laid.

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>>59267
You sure did.
>says the only way to get laid is money
>calls me the tryhard

>>59269
>only way to get laid is money
Did I post that or are you inserting words into other people's posts? And if you think that's tryhard then read through your comments again. It's cringey but I think you can do it.

>>59189
>go outside
>get fit
>do things without the internet
I thought this sort of shit was banned by the Geneva conventions.

>>59174
>be gay
>alternative pay prostitute

>>59263
Wtf porn lied to me

>>59174
hav sex

>>59277
What would that even be called? Shoving a hand up there is called fisting so would shoving a foot in be called footing? Kicking? Hoo Ha Pedicure?

>>59278
Oh, now I understand. Thanks bud.

>>59339
Any time.

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How old was everyone when they lost their wizard status?

23 for me.

>>59398
17

The, "how to not be a virgin" meme is perpetuated by (((them))). The real question should be, "How do I not die without spreading my genetic code?"

>>59398
25.

>>59421
Virgin detected

>>59398
1

>>59255
>foot in the door
you'll be an autist regardless, and autism turns women away faster than ugliness

>>59398
>>59402
17 also

>>59398
Would have been 3rd grade so like...8?

I haven't stopped fucking anything and everything that moves since

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>>59398
16 probably would've been sooner if i wasn't such chicken shit

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>>59398
>23
>wizard

>>60771
I think he meant potentially.

>>59174
Respect women in general. Feel that a girl you're interested in is interested in you and that there's reciprocity. Ask for her consent and kiss her. Go to her or your home and kiss her again. Maybe do her some favors to show her you respect her. Continue this way, and when there's an opportunity and a mutual consent to fuck, then do it.

Listen to her desires and try to give her pleasure, again, try different things before to take experience, then take confidence and experience in how to give her pleasure. It will give you confidence to take opportunities and girls will feel that they can trust you.

>>59177
TayTay has standards though

>>60700
Story time?

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>>59398
>>59402
>>59513
17 also also

>>59174
In a word. Confidence.

Dont be arrogant or cocky. But grow some balls. U gotta be scared shitless if u have to and not act like an autistic spurg.

You are gonna say or do some dumb shit. Just blow it off and continue.

Bitches will let u know if they like you by not blowing you off.

...dont get friend zoned

>>59398
15 /flex

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>>59476
>1...

test

number 2

[sjis]test
number 3

>>63840
i feel like you're from /a/.
are you from /a/?
you sound like you might be from /a/. have you lost you way, /a/?
i think you should go back to /a/ with that post.
that post looks like it would get a lot of replies in /a/.
you could earn a whole lot of (you)s with a post like that in /a/.
do you understand what im s/a/ying?
/a/re you picking up what i'm putting down?
i hope you fully gr/a/sp the situ/a/tion.
im done.