If you could turn invisible and/or bulletproof, what kind of

I would wait when people are walking alone and just tap on their shoulder. When they turn around I would laugh really hard to freak them out since they can't see me. I am not very malicious.

>>55559
Rape.

Think Hollow Man.

>>55559
Bulletproof isnt that useful

>>55588
Of course it is. What if someone fucking shoots you?

>>55589
what if they stab you instead?

>>55589
Compared to turning invisible? Bulletproof is something most people wont experience their whole life

>>55559
I don't even want to say the things I would do when invisible.

>>55559
i'd just hide from people
>>55597
>>55588
challenge people to pistols at dawn a lot

>>55607
>challenge people to pistols at dawn a lot
You'd need to add time travel to the list.

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>>55590
I think bulletproof implies stabproof also.

>>56307
>>55589
Just say impenetrable skin then, idiots.

>>56307
>>56350
How would you get an IV if you needed one then?

>>56352
Going through life without an IV is possible

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>>56352
why would you need an IV if not even a bullet can penetrate the cell walls of your super buff super cells? whats going to happen to you that will require intravenous therapy.

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I'd go to high school girls locker rooms and masturbate to all the hot poon.

Probably steal shit too.

>>56350
Sounds like a good way to suffocate. Your skin has to breathe, idiot. That why you don't paint your entire body. Moron.

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>>55559

I'd fuck Anzu

>>55559
Think I could'nt help myself from raping every vagina closer than 1km

>>55559
If I had impenetrable skin I know I would be a lot less careful around work.

>>56395
Blunt force trauma ruptures an organ?

>>55559
Nice Quads btw. We missed 55555 somewhere. It's probably somewhat boring but I suppose that's almost the kind of person I am. As such, I'd probably go traveling on foot/bicycle or something assuming I can also make anything I'm carrying invisible as well while I travel.

>>58164
>quads
You're a newfag

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>>58168
>Calling someone a fag because butthurt.
Y-you too friendo.

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>>58182
>implying
You claimed quads when it's not quads

>>58193
Maybe I cant read but >>5 5 5 5 9looks like quads to me.

Kill all of sjw's

>>58196
Typo

>>58195
Not him but they're not. The last digit is the most important one. He's calling you a newfriend because you don't know that or are being intentionally obtuse. Regardless you're not fitting in with your insistence that they're quads thus the newfriend label. You must join the hivemind. It's so much more comfy in the groupthink.

>>58198
I suppose so.

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>>56307
go wear a bulletproof vest and get someone to stab you then

>>55559
I would destroy all the retards and impose my will on the world. Note that it is good though. I'm not some psycho.

>>58241
depends if you wear a plate carrier+plates

>>55559
If I were invisible, I'd just hide from the world in plain sight.

I like to explore.

I would let people shoot me for money

Shit anywhere, eat in public, play chess with human beings

>>58163
>Blunt force trauma ruptures an organ?
no if bullets cant even hurt your super cells you arent going to get hit hard enough for blunt force trauma to rupture an organ.

I wouldn't do anything special.
But I would revel in the fact that I could go out for a smoke and not have to deal with making small talk. I might have to figure out how to hide the levitating cigarette, tho.

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>>58449
You can do that without being invisible.

>>58453
You can avoid small-talk by being deliberately bad at it. Answer everything with single word answers and non-commital grunts

>>58241
A knife is not going to go through a ceramic plate.

>>55559

i'd probably just steal money so i could live more comfortably

>>58656
Would you steal from people or from business/banks?

>>55559

If I were bullet proof I guess I'd make money playing Russian Roulette. And then turn invisible and carry the dead bodies around...

>>55555
just checking

>>55559
I'd probably try to become the emperor of earth and lead humanity to the stars. Or I might just turn invisible forever and disappear.

>>58656
This
>>58833
I'd steal from (((banks)))

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>>59071
>I'd steal from (((banks)))
That would be pretty hard to do.

How would you get the money out?

What do you think the bank people would do when they say the cash starting to float away? How would you conceal it?

>>55559
I don't think I'd do anything differently. Maybe go around appearing/disappearing in front of people to spook them for laughs.

>>58425
Easiest most natural place to stab is side of torso.

>>59085
You're boring.

I'd be a crime fighting master criminal/rapist.