Remember, /vip/, you are the company you keep, so always surround

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>>55516
How do I surround myself with people though?

>>55516
How do you "scale" intelligence? With an IQ test? I have stimulating conversations with a literally retarded friend of mine, whose smile is a sunshine to me.

Likewise, I have a 145 IQ and I can dig through really "retarded" past social media posts from when I was 17 years old, and even from this year. You're more likely as smart as your ideology.

>>55516
But wouldn't you start to feel stupid with everyone discussing stuff that's obviously out of your league? Or is that the intended purpose?

>>55566
how do i meme text?

>>56268
>How do you "scale" intelligence?
That's up to you, anon.

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>>55516
You're totally right. I used to hang with some unsavory people, mostly because of drug addiction. I got to base 3/4 on my way to fucking a heroin junkie hooker once.
Come to think of it I surely dodged a bullet, there was some kind of unsavory organism going on down there.

I had a lot of it and she was willing to trade for $20 worth.

She was handling my junk on my futon and I went to go start handling her junk down stairs. I was playing around down there for a couple minutes while she was getting me going, and then I made a generous offer to give her a break and take the elevator down to the ground floor and go to town. As soon as I pulled my girly fluid lubricated hands out of her pants and started to unzip her I smelled a very strong scent. It smelled kinda like a very strong vinegar smell mixed with fish. Very pungent, kinda took my breath away when that wave hit me in the face.
I quickly came up with something, I have no clue what I said, but considering the timing it couldn't have been very non-chalant like "oh fuck your pussy fucking stinks I'm going to go wash my fuckin hands," and then went to the bathroom. I washed my hands vigorously for about 5 minutes, and the smell still lingered. This was in my mom's house so I walked out of my room and through the living room where my mom was sitting and it was so strong that I can't imagine her not noticing the smell, and I was probably holding my hands out like I was trying not to let anyone know that I had just spilled highly corrosive acid on my hands. But yeah anyways, the stank stayed, I washed my hands an other time, wiped them off with a towel, threw away the towel, and went back in the room with her and did the dope with her anyways. I felt really bad about her stinky pussy.