I wish I was a father.

>>48653
I wish I was a farter

I wish my father wasn't.

I wish father was I.

>>48653
I wish you were my father.

>>48674
I am your father.

>>48678
Oh god. I'm crying. I finally have a father.

I wish I was a doggie

>>48723
Me too. Or a cat. This life is dreadful.

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala

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>>48653
That's clearly a woman giving that girl the puppy.

Taking care of a dog is overrated.

>>48678
>I am your father.

Not joining you to rule the galaxy, Dad.

>>48731
Her father is the one that's filming it though, telling her to close her eyes and wait for a surprise.

>>48784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSJB54s8zcE

Huh, my thread is still here. Such a slow board.

I wish I were a bird