>wipe ass >blood

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>wipe blood
>ass

spit on the toilet paper

it both cleans more thoroughly, preventing haemmoroids, and gives a more gentle, less abrasive wipe

>>47203
>look in toilet after poo
>almost solid red

>>47208
I have HIV, that wouldn't be safe

>>47220
that's not funny

>>47222
nice triple

>>47222
what do you mean? Was I trying to be?

>>47203
I had this for a bit recently but it just went a way after a bit.

>>47238
it's normal

>>47203
ye somtim

>>47203
Has literally never happened to me.

What the fuck are you people eating?

>>47268
only happen twice maybe trricee

i wonder if this will work

>>47229
Perhaps he means literally as in that wasn't pleasant to think about

>>47268
Cherry Jell-O

>>47203
>wipe sheet of printer paper through urethra
>blood

MONOSPACE

>>47293
it did not monospace

>>47203
that's good. it means it's clean.

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>>47203
More fruit, more water. Tea and apples for easier defecation. Do not push hard.
When in doubt you can try suppositories, if you can't deal with that I heard gulping down a few olive cores (like five) daily for a few days would make it heal faster.

>>47268
I think it was an aggravated 'roid

>>47203
>pee in toilet
>it's red

>>47203
Was it fresh blood?
I've been having this when I have one too many protein bars in my diet.

>wipe once
>poo
>wipe twice
>poo
>wipe third time
>still poo

Fuck it, I give up at 3 wipes

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Is it acceptable to defecate in your bedroom (with sanitary protections) if you do not want to use the bathroom (which is shared by roommates) ?

As a personal example I have a "phobia" of using a restroom other people might use, and so in my apartment I have a bowel movement by going into an empty potato chip bag. I throw the toilet paper into the same bag, spray lysol in it, seal the bag tightly, wrap the bag in 2 or 3 grocery bags, put that in a cardboard box, and close it up good. Then at the end of the week I throw those boxes out in the trash outside. I spray lysol all up in the closet and around my room.

Unusual yes, but sanitary measures make it perfectly safe. I am afraid what my roommates would say. I know it is sanitary but I fear they won't think rationally on it.

Please share your thoughts on either my own system, the concept in general, or your personal systems you use to avoid a shared restroom.

>>48004
Get over your phobia. Nobody thinks this is acceptable and even if they did not care, social pressure would probably force their hand to say that you shouldn't do that.

Also spraying lysol on the poop doesn't keep it sanitary, because it only gets on the surface of the feces and doesn't penetrate all the way through. Also it's full of stuff your body expelled, so besides harmful bacteria that the lysol might have killed, the material that your poo packets are made of are most likely harmful regardless of bacteria.

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>>47203
This is why you use a bidet