ITT: how to spot redditors/newfags/underages

>>45862
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>using '[board] was never good' to refer to any board other than /b/ as a justification for newfaggotry
>being excessively edgy outside of /b/ (ex. fuck you you fucking niggerdick sucking cuck. kys.)
>actually believing the '4chan is for free speech' meme, and further, using it as justification for newfaggotry

>>45862
.................??

>>45862
don't post again

>>45868
Nah, laddy.

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>>45862
ＷＥＲＥ ＧＯＩＮＧ ＩＮ ＤＥＥＰ

>>45862
I lost

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the normie invasion is high lately

>>45862
Unnecessarily using greentext, especially when it's not used to quote something.

Anyone who says
>Everyone goes on Reddit

>>45890
Ironic coming from a facebookfrog poster

>>45862
that's a lot of effort you put into that post there Friendo.

Be me isn't Reddit you retard

>>45870
Furfag

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>>46184
>being a low effort phonenigger

The quotation mark meme is a good meme, why are you so butthurt about it?

>>46219
Fuck off underage

>>45862
Great thread.

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>>45862
>>phoneposting (usually found through filenames such as imge.jpg or IMG_XXXX.jpg)
most users of 4chan are mobile users to get to fuck you dumb shit.

>>45862
>goldfaceposting
>screencapping/posting caps
No. You were so close though, anon. A- for you

>>46671
And most users are from /b/ and /pol/ AKA the newfag boards, your point?

Thanks for the tips OP, I'll make sure to structure my shitposts accordingly?

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>>45862
The'58 Chevy, called the trunk of funk, in Egypt, was seen in
all the burger kings, thereabouts. In color, it was bright and
flabby as hell, in appearance changing and unstable like a
housewife on xanax and cheap wine in the early afternoon. It
scratched about itself like a set of car keys … It was
not a great antiseptic sponge or a loosened stoole, being more like
a fiery body of Mexican food.

Its movements on the sink of despair were slow, below it swirled
in the manner of a good mayonase jar full of change and it remained
close to the sears snowblower, whose face it hid.

There was a snotty attitude about it, which changed as it passed
gas, repeatedly, in its course. It caused death and mouth watering
sandwich trimmings in its flatulence and multiple bun selections.
It swept the shit off the grill with brake fluid rain and caused
many acid trips and, long lines at the bathroom and other evils.
It bit the skin of feminists and niggers until they became mottled
with sores and cold cuts..

>he doesn't use Oxford commas
>he uses dashes instead of slashes when writing out dates
>he places the period outside of the quotation marks if they end a sentence
>he spells "a while" "awhile"
>he uses ellipses or exclamation marks outside of dialogue
>he writes numbers that contain only one word in numerals
>he believes conjunctions can't start a sentence
>he overuses colons, semicolons, and em dashes for stylistic purposes
>he doesn't use lower case letters and periods when writing out a.m. and p.m.
>he doesn't use semicolons in list sentences to separate items when an item in the sentence uses more than one comma
>he has EVER used a run-on sentence or comma splice

>>47075
>>>he places the period outside of the quotation marks if they end a sentence
There is literally nothing wrong with this.

I've been here since 2010 and I do all of these:
>ellipsis
>hitting enter after each sentence
>>having an image that has a filename that isn't the standard UNIX timestamp or custom filename when posting reaction images or old content
This is because many of the images I have WERE saved back when I was a newfag
>phoneposting (usually found through filenames such as imge.jpg or IMG_XXXX.jpg)
>simply replying to a post with a reaction image and no comment and/or replying to a post to only note how "hilarious" or notable it was (a form of upvoting)
>replying to multiple people individually within the same post
>posting images with watermarks of any kind
Stock images are funny, guy
>screencapping threads
>posting thread screepcaps

>>47132
You are incorrect

>>47144
No you. The prescription to place punctuation within the quotes is based on the idea of dialogue, and I agree that there it makes some measure of sense.
>Anon said, "Oh fuck I love cocks."
is superior to
>Anon said, "Please rape my face".
because in the latter the quoted sentence just doesn't end. Anon just trails off. HOWEVER, when you're quoting a word/phrase, and especially when you're quoting something technical, outside the quotation marks is superior.
>This post falls under the category of "autism".
Is superior because the category is not "autism.", it's "autism".

>fpbp
>senpai/desu

>>45862
You realize misusing greentext is a post-2012 meme?
you are the newfag.

Are furfags, oldfags?

>>45862
The absolute worst and most obvious is when they name a board improperly
For example instead of /vip/ they'd call it /vip
Triggers me every fucking time and almost nobody calls it out
Makes me convinced that reddit is so omnipresent it can never be routed

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>>45862
browsing /pol/ unironically instead of using the board to shitpost/bait is #1 sign of redditor

>>46290
???

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OP sounds like a teenager desperately seeking identity; all the original screed is missing is passive-aggressive smileys within the text.

>>47388
I do miss it when you could choose flags on /pol/

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>>45862
>having an image that has a filename that isn't the standard UNIX timestamp or custom filename
All my reaction images have filenames like this because I use a file shuffler. Am I newfag?
>frogposting
>goldfaceposting
yeah ok

>>47435
Yup. And you're also a redditor if you've ever viewed any of their site at all, even in screenshots.

>>47146
In American English, the punctuation always goes inside the quotation marks. I'm not sure how it's done in the rest of the world, though. Any of you Brits know?

>>47557
I'm American too. The convention is logically wrong, and you see that specific change in a lot of technical communities.

>>47559
It's more of a stylistic choice though, I can't think of a scenario in which that would affect the meaning of a sentence.

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>calls things "cringe" or "cringey"
>defends themselves after being proven wrong when posting anonymously
>replies to every single post quoting them
>casually discusses their private life

We've been saying 4channer for years, though. I can't remember not saying it and I've been here since 2007.

>>47570
It can affect the meaning of a command (though usually not detrimentally). Compare

>run "rm -rf /."
versus
>run "rm -rf /".

If I could kill literally every person who has been complicit in trying to make "use of ellipsis in any context" against the rules of 4chan etiquette etc, I would do it without hesitation. Read a fucking book, you human garbage.

>>47585
>If I could kill literally every person
>literally

Read a fucking book, you human garbage.

>>47585
I almost never see them used correctly though.

>>47578
Okay, but that's not that language being discussed, instead that's bash script which, like other computer languages, has a rigid grammar.

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>>45862
>>hitting enter after each sentence
OP btfo

>>47585
It's only annoying when used a certain way.

>>45862

Here's an example >>47764

Just going to bump this gem of a thread.

>>49012
me too