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>>45318
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Surely someone here is VIP quality.

>>45772
Look no further! >>44822

>>45795
That looks like the humble beginnings of an excelent ENTERPRISE webapp!

Keep up the good work and ignore any ``trolls.''

>>45795
I nearly forgot how awful Java was to program in until now.

>>46595
Thank you.

I've been meaning to read SICP, but I'm not sure if I should buy the instructor's manual, which isn't free.

>>47894
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!
you think your tough huh?
one word THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE.
i have taken out two mission critical applications at the same time in less than 5 seconds i have been training for 3 years.
also enterprise grade best practices.
your compiler might be bigger than me,but i know mine is smarter and quicker.
my compiler is 130 kb pure lean code.
one keystroke and i'll overflow your buffers.
your the one whose a nerd.i can optimize CFLAGS anytime i want you probably haven't ever touched CFLAGS before.
you probably have sex with your computer.
you don't even know me,and you don't want to.
you'll be lucky if your even worth my attention one look at my code and you'll dissappear forever.
though i'd be hapy to humiliate you in front of all your friends.
btw IM the expertest.
i have worked in maine, new hampshire, new york,utah, colorado,florida,bahamas.
never indented my code!
im undefeated in competitive obfuscation of code.
im on my way to IOCCC.
go ahead and come step anytime you want.b*tch

>>45795
Meanwhile in kotlin:

public class WordDef(val word: String, var definition: String)

(no class body needed)

>>48043
>IOCCC
It's too bad the US doesn't do any science olympiads and I never had a chance to do any.