Warhammer 40,000

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It is the 3rd Millennium. For more less than a hundred weeks Hiroyuki has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of /vip/. He is the Master of Fagkind by the will of the gods, and master of a million boards by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Moot. He is the Carrion Lord of the Chans for whom a thousand passes are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his deathless state, Hiroyuki continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty boards cross the troll-infested miasma of 4Chan, the only route between distant computers, their way lit by the homepage, the psychic manifestation of Hiroyuki’s will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted sites. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the /b/tards, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the /v/tards and countless shitposters, the ever vigilant mods and the sex-priests of /d/ to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from angry parents, FBI, budgetary deficiencies- and worse.


To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to lurk in the cruelest and most bloody website imaginable.These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting mods.

40K thread for 40K posts.

What chapter, regiment, and/or faction is /v/ most similar to?