I wish I was a father.

impregnate me pls?

>>3410
ok

>>3314
That's pretty cute. I'd keep it on the car.

I'm not so sure. My sister's kids are a pain in the ass, and I'm pretty sure one of them is going to be a complete scumbag when he grows up. I know I wouldn't want to be responsible for raising a complete shitbag person, and upbringing might not have as much of a part in a person's personality as we have been led to believe. My sister isn't doing a bad job of raising her kids; it's just kind of a roll of the genetic dice as to whether you're going to give birth to a douchebag.

>>4013
Is she a single mother?

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

>>4033
No. She's married and all her kids were in wedlock. She's doing everything right, basically. That's my point - you can do everything right and still have your kids turn out to be assholes.

Not saying you shouldn't have kids. Just don't expect everything to be perfect. Romanticizing parenthood is setting yourself up for disappointment.

>>4170
Nothing is or ever will be perfect, I have no delusions about that.

>>3469
insemination when?

>>4260
Whenever you want.