What do you do, /vip/?

kuso yamabiko.... better let me kiss you so I can taste that pizza you ate!!

>>28155
I give her a dollar and then fail to understand currency exchange rates

>>28155
Dont tip and hope she'll join her local work union to get a decent pay so that she doesnt have to whore herself to have a decent a decent salary.

>>28155
Anime isn't real you fuckface.

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>>28180
3D isn't real you fuckface

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>>28155
Let my mama pay for it.

I'll comply, I never eat all of the pizza anyway.
I'll observe her for a while first to see if she gets symptoms of poisoning.

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>>28155
study stupid shit

gonna study some slightly better shit after

>>28208
Filthy Frank isn't funny you fuckface

>>28155
Call the police on her for attempted theft since I already paid for this transaction over the phone by giving the pizza operator my debit card number.

>>28155
I pull out my phone. I ask google "24 euros to dollars".

I stare at her while Google is processing the request. It's taking a long time; My downstream is being flooded because I'm downloading ISOs for Windows 10. My grandma's PC needed to be updated after all but why the fuck can't Microsoft do something more efficient than send 4 Gigs every 6 months? More importantly, why can't I defer upgrades on Windows 10 Home? Maybe I should just install LTSB instead.

The request times out. My QoS settings haven't been working correctly for weeks but I didn't care. I grumble and switch over to Cellular. It's in "emergency only" mode.

I ask her "What's the price in dollars? We're not in Europe." She gives me a "confused anime girls with interrogative punctuation marks" face. "日本語を話してください."

I glare at her while pulling out my wallet and guess that the conversion rate is something around 1:1.2 USD to Euros. The Euro has collapsed due to the Brexit situation anyway. Pretty soon it'll be as worthless as the Canadian Peso.

I hand her $30 and she seems slightly disappointed.

I didn't even order 3 pizzas. I ordered one. I don't even like pepperoni. Stupid nips.

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>>28211
you're funny dude

>>28155
pay for the pizza

she doesnt deserve the tip

call the place she works at and get her fired

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>>28155
I'd say that you have already given yourself a tip by taking a bite from my pizza, if you want to earn more tips, don't eat what you're supposed to deliver to your customers.
If you want to eat pizza, I would suggest buying or baking your own.

I refuse the delivery because the incompetent shit clearly ate the pizza and ring up corporate.

Pay her in the sex.

>>28155
hello doggo

>>28155
Pay her for the pizzas, in rape dollars.

I play vidya

>>28155
excuse me but i didn't order any pizza