The Clover Lounge

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Germany
Vintage 1488

>>25743
fire

>>25743
How about them redditors trying to start shit? How do we get rid of them?

mint julep please

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>>25753
Several shots of Jägermeister coming up, straight away.

May I suggest a Starry Night, Mein Führer?

>>25757
Do you mean Fireball, sir?

Or do want B-52 On a Mission?

>>25787
It's a difficult situation anon, one may simply suggest getting rid of those with Reddit tendencies, but the problems with a "No True Scotsman" mentality may prove the breaking point of the site. Perhaps the /vip/ section's admission fee will serve to deter less dedicated members of the community from joining us, but I do still fear we may end up like SomethingAwful before us.

>>25791
One Mint Julep on the way.

>>25797
One stop capitalizing reddit, it shows them respect. Two, we need to start pushing them out, because sure as shit /qa/ is on fire due to these fucking rotten asses coming around acting like reddit (/pol/) is fine with what's going on. It's not, it kills the fucking flow and they aren't OUR people, you feel me?

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>>25787
Neutralize nu/pol/. Second, enforce newfag shaming on a mass scale.

>>25797
An RC, vintage July 27th, 1997, salted on gravel, shimmied and spun, with trees and burn it.

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https://youtu.be/Z4V2lOXSooA

sweet thread, OP.

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>>25803
My apologies sir, I will refrain from referring to patrons of that site in that manner. Would (((reddit))) be more agreeable to you?

Like I implied earlier, the problems of maintaining a higher standard of social conduct may be beyond any one of us. There is a rather notable illustration of "The Death of a Hobby" that may serve to illustrate where the problem lies with visitors to this imageboard, and perhaps how futile the situation may be.

>>25811
Good choice, sir. We are also offering a robust selection of Pepsi from our stock, would you like to partake in our 1992 Crystal Pepsi?

>>25812
Thank you kind sir, we aim to please.

>>25864
>Would (((reddit))) be more agreeable to you?
No, for that is also a reddit meme, for what we need is to call it like it is, just reddit. In all forms, when you start a sentence you don't capitalize it.

>>25797
>Do you mean Fireball, sir?
no I mean fire

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>>25797
Make it so.

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>>25875
I will take note of this preference, would you like anything to drink?

>>25880
I'm afraid we don't serve just "fire" here sir, nor could it be served without any materials to combust. Perhaps I can offer you a cigar and a light sir?

>>25882
Please enjoy, Adolf.

>>25894
fire is a tactical majestical force, a swirling shimmering succulent dance in that luminous nether-mension betwixt light and heat.
fire is freedom. personified.

>>25894
>would you like anything to drink?
No, do you sell any cigars here?

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>>25901
I'm afraid offering what you described may be beyond my capabilities to serve or offer safely, sir.

The closest approximation to what you are asking would probably be a handle of tequila and a referral to the nearest brothel.

>>25910
Cuba's finest. Would you like a light, sir?

>>25743
Do you have any alcoholic seltzer water?

>>25901
I wasn't expecting someone from /f/ here. How's it going?

>>25937
One Vodka and Tonic, coming right up.

>>25918
I got my own. I need to go rest or something, today is just stressful.

Can I get a pabst blue ribbon and a pack of camels please? And a fat bowl of that loud if you got it

>>25947
Fuck off you degenerate.

>>25940
Thanks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TrUgFIKwmU

Did you ever notice how every single craft beer is fucking gross and only faggots drink and defend it?

>>25956
Yeah I'd much rather prefer to drink industrial grade piss like my grandpappy.

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>>25941
*flicks shut plasma lighter*

Tell me about it? I'm all ears anon, anything you need off your chest?

>>25947
Sure thing, anon. We've got a great selection on tap if you want anything else.

>>25949
Please refrain from insulting our patron's taste, take any bar room brawls outside.

>>25956
I tend to not have any opinions about our patrons based on their toxin of choice, but I tend to enjoy IPAs myself.

>>25960
So, Natural Light then?

Whoa whoa guys, gonna need to see some ID's. Private party tonight.

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>>25980
Shit. I made OC and everything and then forgot my image

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>>25984
>>25980

>>26018
*subjects 4chan Pass to bend test*
Looks good to me.

>>25984
I think I left mine in my car.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk-3gkgeI_k

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>>26090
Excellent album sir. Any particular artists/genres you're interested in hearing at our establishment now or in the future?

I do believe those of you who profess an interest in Japanese Culture may enjoy "Moe Jazz", a multi-volume rendition of several anime openings and themes.

Vol I: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDN36LIzjIk
Vol II: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-ZiKm7Mtro