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See this, what do?
>>23870
Smash her with my 4chan gold account.
Give her some eggs to eat.
>>24006
how many eggs?
Beat her up because she's obviously a distraction for the murderer around the corner.
>>24011
All the eggs
>>23870
Drop the bat and take her to safety.
>>23870
drop the bat. then get out my gun and shoot her in the leg. then take her to my basement and play some yahztee
Assuming I'm not the guy with the bat I'd kick his ass and save the girl, then fall in love with her and live a happy life.
Ask her to make me a croque madame
Assuming I'm not the girl with the heels I'd kick her ass and save the guy, then fall in love with him and live a happy life.
Beat up the person who did this terrible thing.
>>24343
You did this.
I'M A G A Y
N I G G E R
AND
W T F
R U
SMOKING MANG?
>>26094
Good post