VIP = Vagina in Penis

You mean dickpussy?

Wouldn't mind seeing some penile clit sounding if we're being candid

In a highly technical sense, every penis has a little vagina. You see, at the "sexless" stage of the fetus (the "sexless" term has a double meaning here, in that the fetus does not have a visible sex yet, and also that it has not had sex yet: the fetus is a virgin) there is a small opening in the crotch that the vitamin Y chromosomes will begin to attach to and pull outward. Over the course of the pregnancy they will continue to do this, until you have what we in the industry call a penis (male). For females, there are no chromosomes to bully their potential penis, and so it is left in its natural state as a vagina. An interesting fact is that this is technically the only difference between males and females; no other changes are made as far as sciences knows of.
So, as you can see, OP, every person on this earth is a VIP, because we all have vagina in penis.

>>21605
this is a quality post

>>21605
Only way this post could have been better is if it was a GET
A+

>>21612
you really think I'm gonna sideways scroll to read this shit?

>>21619
yes

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I thought it was Vnigger Inigger Pnigger

Thanks for clearing that up

>>21580

well, well, well, what have we here another faggot neckbeard (most likely yuro) shitting up the place with his /b/ faggotry. you picked the wrong night to fuck around, asshole.

i've just texted the a mod (we're friends irl) about this thread, so he'll be here shortly to deal with the matter, and most likely hand out some sorely needed bans.

i'm also going to report and sage the thread (for safe measure), as well as alert the other moderators in the 4chan irc channel.

and just in case you wanna try and pull a fast one, i'm screen shotting the entire thread for additional proof and e-mailing moot about the matter personally.

i'm tired of you stupid fucking dick sniffers pressing out whatever lolrandom faggot shit you want on the fucking anime board.

it's time for you assholes to get a reality check, because this shit won't fly for much longer. prepare your anus, you 500 pound pile of shit.

your days are fucking numbered

>>21619
Actually, no. I redid it. Take a look because it's really epic.

>>21612
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.