Anyone from /ck/ here?

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>>19353

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>>19353

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Jack thread?

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not really but i was lurking an archive of /ck/ last month for some reason and found this post
made me laugh out loud so hard which was nice

>>19609
He's right though.

/ck/ has just always grossed med out to be honest

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>>19690
How is it gross?

>>19703
that webm isnt gross, just most of the food ive seen on there doesn't actually look very good

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>>19710
Finally, a sensible man that realizes that Jack does not need to change, /ck/ needs to change.

I have nothing against vegans. I have nothing against vegetables. But there are limits. Celery is a cruel mockery of food. Smells like grass, tastes like bitter grass, and contributes nothing to the enjoyment of life.

But "Oh", you say, "it has zero calories! You can eat all you want!"

Eating absolutely none of it satisfies the latter condition. And in order to stomach it, you have to add something that actually HAS flavour to it such as cheese or peanut butter, which invalidates the first condition.

You know what I'd rather have than celery with cheese? Cheese.

You know what I'd rather have with celery with peanut butter? Peanut butter.

I don't want it in a salad where, at best, it provides a little crunch. Using fresh ingredients keeps a salad crunchy, and if you want to add more vegetal crunch, there's water chestnuts.

I don't want it in a soup where it serves merely as a placeholder where a real ingredient could have lived, like a bit of carrot, a pea, or a bit of chicken. Tossing something watery into something watery just makes the less watery thing more watery. Nasty.

And no, Dr. Brown, I don't want celery "flavour" in a soda. I'd try it once though out of pure horrific curiosity. I'm just not sure I'd actually waste money on the "privilege", since I've seen it in stores and have failed to try it so far.

I am so exceedingly ungrateful for celery, you can't even imagine.

All I eat is oatmeal, milk and eggs. Anything else is a waste of time and money.

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/nom/ reporting in

>>21434
This post could have been typed by mine own hand.

>>19703
iirc he cooked this one the way the packaging said to and even he said it was too raw still so he nuked it

>>21434
ya know, I'm kind of a fatty, but I love the fuck out of plain celery for some reason

>>21469
When I was like 16 I made that and for some reason was messing around in my back yard and the whole fucking patty thing fell off on the ground and had grass and shit on it and I ate it anyway.

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>>19353
Ja/ck/ is a national treasure.

>>21469
A ramen omelette is delish but that so called "Captain" is a fucking retard. He is taking on the cooking process of a Spanish omelette with that whole "Use 2 pans" shit but it's better to use centrifugal force and a spatula to flip the omelette or use a plate to flip it over.

He's a fucking retard.

>>21675
what kills me is just that he doesn't edit this shit at all, he just leaves in all the fuck ups every time. there's one where he is testing some thing to make circular eggs and he didn't cook it long enough but even re-doing an egg is too much

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>>21434
So you have no use for celery seed or powder, or the many spice blends that include it?

>>21434
i actually dig plain celery...

Do they even post good recipes on ck or is it all "durr look at this disgusting shit, so funny"?

>>24331
hardly. it´s mostly drunktards fighting over which burger is better or if tendies are a grown-up meal and if you can put sriracha in your bathwater

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>>24331
>Do they even post good recipes on ck
No.

>>19665
he has got to be taking the piss