How do I summon a succubus? I want to get laid.
>>19204
Just be yourself.
>>19229
this
and invoke the 6th seal of Solomon
>>19204
1. take advantage of a qt bunny cop
2. win her over with your sly moves
3. profit
spill the blood of a ram over your unerect penis.
If you are incapable of doing this due to being a necrophiliac or welsh; vegetarian tofu-blood is acceptable in most situations
>>19204
Call one on backpage
>>19204
>>19204
Go to a bar around closing time.
>>19204
>wait 20 years
>buy VR headset
>fuck succubus
Its that easy
>>19888
you don't even need to wait 20 years
waifu simulator is a thing, an OpenVR headset is only $400, and a GTX 1060 is $250ish
>>19899
OSVR HDK2**
>>19899
I think OP wants to fuck more than just his hand though. The technology is in its infancy right now, just wait until full immersion VR becomes a reality
>>19920
Don't worry, Anon. We're already working on that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB1WfjDEiLc
But for a 'full immersion VR' experience, I'm not sure what exactly you mean. A lot of the stuff which goes on in sex can't be replicated by computers at all, in their current form.
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>>19928
Nevermind. I lied. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MW3g82Xsxc
Those japs are always ahead of the game.