>I have literally never touched a girl

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>I never touched myself

?

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>>10638

>>10638
>weebposting
This is a white man' board keep moving gook

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>it's been 51 months since I was intimate with the fairer sex

>>10638
Be my gf.

>>10615
i have an inverted penis

>>10660
She looks white to me

V I P Q U A L I T Y

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>>10638
I wonder how many other girls are here.

It's kinda weird to play along with/ignore the posts like OP's, isn't it? Kinda sucks you can't be included.

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>>10615
And no one was surprised

>>10711
4chan needs a sexual revolution

>>10725

You need to revolve around my dick. Sexually.

>>10711
>>10638
reminder that 80% of fellow girls you think you found were born with a benis

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>>10737
But anon, that's gay!

>>10615
>not even sex,but touch

kek

never kissed a girl
never held hands with a girl
never touched a girl (with her consent)

>>10746

Only if we cuddle after.

>>10747
>implying you have touched a grill

>>10615
dont worry anon. get healthy, look healthy, and your confidence will get you far

>>10783
>jus bee urself

>>10783
This also travel to get your confidence up.
I still dont talk to anyone i could call a real friend in college but at least i do it confidently.

>>10638
ARE YOU THE PUREST CREATURE TO EVER LIVE?

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Same
I tried getting a kissu all year and I have failed. Now 24 khv and I'm probably going to bang a hooker before the year is out. I made a lot of progress in all the other areas of life I set out to improve in 2016, but I just don't get women

I was looking at prostitutes, but the price of pussy is too god damned high
There are so many ass ugly middle aged women charging $200 an hour when in a remotely fair world they'd have to pay men to fuck them

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>anon, go deeper
>I'm all the way in

>>10849
It's not that hard to get a kiss, just find a girlfriend and kiss her.

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>>10615
Wow, all that /vip/ money and you still can't get a girl? Haha nerd.

>>10615
I have casual sex at least 3 times a year.
Get on my level nerd!

>>10870
If only it were that easy

>>10948
But it is senpai, you just gotta find that special one :)

>>11281
kys

>>11369
y...you too...

26 here

best I got was a hug and some super shitty awkward dates.

Girls are dumb and mean!

>>13244
no u

>the price of touching a woman is listening to her complain and pretending she's interesting
NOT WORTH IT

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>>10615


>/R9K/ VIP

DESU

>>10615
A 16 year old girl sucked my dick like 2 weeks ago, I'm almost 30 ask me anything

>>13322
does your wife know?

>>13326
She doesn't and my whole life would be completely obliterated if she found out

>>13330
how did you meet her?

>>13343
she's a known slut, I offered money to suck my dick and she did it, too bad she didn't swallow in fact she didn't want to touch my dick without a condom

>>13322
was she hot?

>>13387
so you gambled your marriage and your reputation for a mediocre bj?
sucks to be you

>>13437
yeah, she was decently looking at had the average body a 16 year old girl should have, ie really skinny with perfect perky tits, her ass was a big small for a THICC loving man but hey, tight pussy is tight pussy
>>13529
>Mediocre
According to you, her dick sucking skills were top notch, I actually had to focus in not cumming and had to interrupt her with small talk bullshit to avoid blowing my load too quickly and I recording the whole ordeal so I can fap to it whenever I want to

>>13563
>and I recording the whole ordeal so I can fap to it whenever I want to
>leaving a perfect record of your infidelity
lol, what could possibly go wrong?

>>13563
>her dick sucking skills were top notch

good for you then. hope it was worth it. can´t really believe that a wrapped bj feels that good but if you say so i´ll definitely believe you

>>13597
shit couldnt be any more secure m8, it's an encrypted password protected rar hidden in truecrypt volume, that's also hidden deep in my computer, she's also very computer illiterate.
it's safe as fuck senpai, not the first time I do it.

>>13616
well that's how opinions work, I have never had any problems with wrapped sex, it doesnt matter if it's oral sex or intercourse, both feel pretty great to me, the only downside is no creampie/cumswallow/cumplay and the later is an actually huge fetish of me

>>13627
>what's this video my husband left open while he went to the bathroom?
i hope your wife is at least a shitty person that deserves to be cheated on

>>13648
>what's this video my husband left open while he went to the bathroom?
only a retard fuck would let that happen, when I see that sorta shit I lock the fucking door first, mount truecrypt, open locked rar, reproduce video, close rar.
If she or someone else knocks on the door I just altf4 and close any mounted volume, really takes less than 5 seconds
>i hope your wife is at least a shitty person that deserves to be cheated on
not really, she's not perfect but I'm just a horny cheating asshole.

>>13648
if he leaves it open when walking away from the pc or even opens it when the wife is in the house, anon is an even bigger idiot than i though

>>13675
i feel sorry for your wife

i wish you'd stop or see a shrink if you can't, but that probably won't happen

oh well

>>13712
>i feel sorry for your wife
Dont, she's happy as fuck and loves being with me, ignorance is bliss and all
>see a shrink if you can
For what purpose, all they'll do is prescribe some drugs to me or make me pay a gorrillion dollars into a therapy that wont do jack shit.

>>10711
You should move in to live with me.

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Girls hate me so fucking much it's not even funny.
What the hell have I ever done to anyone!

>>10615
the time of VR waifus is drawing near anon

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>>10615
so /a/nons still doing that amagami challenge thing?
remember seeing this shit years ago

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>>10615
Are you trying to make this board a sfw /r9k/?

>>13954
>Higurashi dubbed
Why would anyone do this to themselves!

>>14027
modern /a/ hates the higurashi anime in general now.
just like predicted it would, its the nature of letting vnfags in.

Why would you jeopardize your wizardry

>>14027
It's a punishment obviously

You can always choose crying on a bench alone instead, if you'd rather.