The legend edition
wtf?
DMPFT DID NOT WIN
what he doin
>tfw my father and his coworker set up a date for me and his daughter
Is this what an arranged marriage feels like?
>>8650
He's a sick man. A SICK DERANGED MAN.
Why does everyone have a therapist these days?
just realized stephen king has FAS
hmmmm
>Mexicans aren't white
nth for #Drumpf2020
>>8650
He was okay, I suppose. I much rather prefer Edgar Allan Poe over this talentless hack however.
>>8654
is she a qt?
Post some more music like ajj
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3xlwhku6Ss8
>>8662
I don't know. I've never met her.
>>8657
because we are melting our brains with internet and smartphones making us all want to fucking kill ourselves
>>8653
>>8654
DON'T
CALL
>I much rather prefer Edgar Allan Poe over this talentless hack however.
>>8654
lmao @ your life getting a spinster pawned off on your sociopath ass
>>8664
>i-it was a joke crying-wojack.jpg
>>8664
>it was a joke shill
kek
>>8659
Those are men
>get a date arranged
>she's insufferable
what happens next
>>8657
Because they have enough money to pay for people to help them be maximially functional psychologically
Those of us that aren't big on feelings are going to continue to just go on
>Girl I know has spent years writing some shitty fiction novel, Its getting published and shes so excited it's going on amazon
Literally nobody will ever buy it except her friends and family. I feel bad desu but not enough to buy a copy.
>>8664
Hot
>>8675
you marry and impregnate her and look forward to your retirement in 40 years.
I am scared of talking to girls hehe
emily
>>8675
you dont arrange another date
If white people have it so good then why are there so many that are depressed?
>>8677
>I feel bad desu but not enough to buy a copy.
>>8671
But she's younger than me (or at least my father tells me she is).
never going to ask a girl out ever because then i can't get rejected
people i hate:
most women
most men
people who have casual sex
people who have excessive recreational sex
rich kids
wage workers
prostitutes
tobacco smokers
alcoholics
drug addicts
selfish people
loyal people
disloyal people
hedonists
happy people
divorcees who remarry
adulterers
widows/widowers who dont remarry a widow/widower
ideologues and sophists
most politicians
men with excessive libidos
people who live for others respect
people who depend on others in any way to boost their ego
atheists
gnostic theists
narcissists
vain people, especially men
people who listen to certain music to fit in with others
insecure people
violent criminals
anyone into fashion
people who dont cathartically look at gore
>put up post its all over bedroom mirror
>huge plan to get motivated and live optimally
>day 1: exercise hard, do brain training, get some novel writing done, do drugs and abandon plan
>I posted too early and fucked up my Slav roleplay
I ruined it. I had a nice story too.
>>8687
I'm probably a lot of those things
>greentexting
Kill yourselves.
>>8687
So you hate 99.9999999999999% of all people?
>>8687
What about yourself?
tfw actually managed to get some work done today
Is it normal to love your family only and not any one else?
You're suppose to dip the whole pizza in your dipping sauce not just the crust. People who say otherwise don't know shit about eating pizza FACT
>>8695
what'd you do
>>8696
that's what i do and i'm not normal so no it is not normal
>>8696
>tfw I don't really love my family in the first place
>>8697
>dipping pizza in sauce
k y s
>>8677
BUY A COPY
>>8683
We have a huge problem with pride/narcissism in today's society. People don't live up to the standards they have put in them by society, they get depressed.
>>8697
this
>>8698
Some uni homework
Better than normal since I usually get nothing done on Saturdays
I have only one "friend" that I hate and met at a psych ward lol.
>>8697
better be garlic butter sauce your dipping
>>8706
Obviously. Ranch is for fags.
>>8705
what were you put in there for?
>>8705
I spent a week in one myself, though have more friends I just push away
Let's be psych ward bros.
I've been using the same disposable bic razor for 5 years
ama
>>8707
Garlic'sauce is so good
>>8705
Please don't sexualize tomoko
masturbated so much today that i didnt cum after the 2nd time
>>8705
is this what anime is all about
>>8710
How's the 12th grade going
Pineapples, ketchup, and ranch all belongs on pizza.
Separately of course, but I guess you could make the case for pineapple and ranch together.
philadelphia was a mistake
>How's the 12th grade going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiHYWzuC6pc
>>8708
Suicide attempts
>>8709
Of course. What did they get you for?
>>8716
>ketchup on pizza
die
>dipping your pizza crust in anything but marinara sauce
>>8716
the only things that belongs on a pizza are: meat, cheese, pizza sauce, and grease
think ill order a pizza now
What are some good sites for downloading books and articles? Need something for a research paper
>>8719
his facial expressions aren't very sincere
did you know that people who start shaving earlier are more likely to go bald?
>>8722
>dipping your pizza sauce in pizza sauce
>>8716
Subhuman
>>8719
babies are actually cute
>>8715
im 25 and have mighty beard genes. razors last forever
G A R L I C S A U C E M A S T E R R A C E
>>8725
>>8728
>crusts
>having sauce
>>8725
bookzz org for books
got my first pubes when i was 9
>>8720
I got real high and told my stepmom about my plan to kill myself
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/violence-breaks-out-as-protesters-clash-in-nathan-phillips-square-1.4051336
Gonna join the Soldiers of Odin
>he doesn't get his crusted stuffed
>tfw can't blow off the arranged date because they've already made reservations at a restaurant
The place better have booze
why is it so easy
I was a heroin addict for almost 6 years but I havent used in almost 2 years and i feel so mmuch better now and im actually quite proud of myself. just thought id blogpost that
>>8732
This
Pray for america
>>8737
Was it a noose, knife, pills, or jumping?
>>8743
Why didn't you listen to your teachers when they told you drugs aren't cool?
>make reservations
>don't show up
>>8740
>not feeling anxious and excited to breed
stop being such a fag
>>8739
They make the pizza too thin to save money when you order stuffed crust because pizza makers are jews
Only friends with one gay person, he says he wanted Trump to win
>dont make reservations
>show up
>>8713
>so much
>2nd time
>>8743
Damn man.
>>8748
wait the pepe in this gif is holding his finger above his lip
I thought he just had a really long, thin nose
>>8752
>get turned away
>>8752
DEVLISH
>not dipping your crusts in olive oil
>American opinions on Pizza
>>8757
>turn around 360 degrees and stay anyway
>>8756
be polite, give her a kiss or something at the end and then never talk to her again
do not pump and dump her and humiliate your father and his friend
>>8760
What the fuck is he doing
>I don't drink tapwater
>>8760
We created it, so yeah.
Guys my lil brother left for a fucking competition or some shit I miss him.
>make reservations
>show up
>drink a single glass of water and leave
>>8763
Analyzing
>>8766
u miss his dik
>>8762
>do not pump and dump her and humiliate your father and his friend
If your father would be humiliated by that he's basically a second mom
>I consume flouride
>>8767
you forgot about the complimentary bread
>>8771
Blame Alberta for that
>>8771
>this isn't my first date
GET OUT
>tfw no gf
>>8764
I don't, it tastes funny.
>>8772
Please remove this image, my wife's son browses this board and he does not know about nipples yet
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ehFHGrG60GQ
I met a black girl wearing a large Ankh today
I made no comment but internally I had a chuckle even though I don't really think she believes we wuz kangs
>>8780
She does. Trust me. I work with one that has an ankh.
Why can't we buy everything?
>>8780
Should've whispered "Stay woke" to her.
>>8770
>oh yeah my sons a great guy blah blah
>really? my daughter is single and hasnt had so much luck with men
>oh really lets arrange a date
>girl gets tossed
woops
>>8782
Why can't I buy the rights to your thoughts?
>>8781
>>8780
They unironically believe they are kings, my ex gf took this photo herself
>>8785
You should be able to t b h
>tfw I knew a black girl who said she wished there were "all black universities" like they'd be a good thing
>Lana Wachowski (formerly Laurence "Larry" Wachowski, born June 21, 1965)[4] and Lilly Wachowski (formerly Andrew Paul "Andy" Wachowski, born December 29, 1967)[5] are American film directors, screenwriters, and producers.[6] They are siblings, and are both trans women
JUST
>>8785
Because they're worthless.
>go to restaurant
>need to us the bathroom
>sign says wash hands for 5 seconds
>wash hands in just 4.97 seconds
I should get free healt care and education
>>8658
Maybe that's why he can't write for shit
>>8788
But there are.
>>8788
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Carolina_Agricultural_and_Technical_State_University
>>8792
I'd say come to Canada but I hate Mexicans that are actually from Mexico
>>8788
>universities consisting entirely of liberal arts/communications majors
hmm
>>8792
Don't listen to that rude guy Mexicans are bro tier
I'm gonna wake up at 5 to do some exercises. And I'll make that my routine.
>>8788
does she not know about HBCUs?
>>8796
>mfw my brother her girlsfriend their son and my mom are planing to move to canada
>>8796
>that are actually from Mexico
CHI
>>8786
>double Eye of Horus
What did they mean by this
>>8801
Lol I'm an immigrant too I still can dislike mexicans if I want to.
I definitely need to start going outside more often
>>8803
Denzel James is double woke
At least my father is paying for the date and I won't have to waste any of my own money.
>>8805
hot and bright
3/10 very overrated
>Maxed out my IRA
>Contributing 8% to 401k
>Pension
I can't wait until retirement
>>8805
and do what
>>8805
Yeah man think about all that time the days go by the chance of you dying tomorrow in your sleep.
>>8809
>I can't wait until retirement
normies in a nutshell desu
>>8810
I dunno
but I feel like Im spending too much of my time inside
>>8813
Go for a walk
>tfw pretty much my entire life is arranged by my family but I'm too lazy to have any ambitions of my own so I'm going along with it
>>8809
>IRA
>>8813
Start going to a gym.
>>8814
the sun's going down
maybe tomorrow
>be normoid
>retire at 65
>die of cancer, heart disease or a broken hip infection a year later
>>8818
It's 7:18 here, so it's 6:18 in California. I doubt the sun's already going down.
>>8818
Evening walks are better. Less people around to see you
>>8816
>great-grandparents were Irish
>grandparents and mom never got their citizenship
>tfw can't get it because of them
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yGfhHQ9wDsY
https://www.strawpoll.me/12656949
>>8823
That's why you carry a knife
Hey /cum/ hows it going?
>>8826
all I have is a box cutter
>>8823
Just stand in front of your home and watch the sunset with a gun cuz you're american right?
>>8828
Get knife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDhnQr3yHWs
>>8819
I'm hoping to retire at 62
>>8828
buy a gun
https://www.strawpoll.me/12656968
>>8834
>wait 3 days to get a gun so I can go hiking
Being smarter than everyone is suffering
>>8838
why not?
I'll even take a pic of it tomorrow
https://www.strawpoll.me/12656978
>>8746
Noose
I probably wouldn't have done it. Not unless I had a gun
Man you meet interesting people in psych wards
https://www.strawpoll.me/12656989
my favorite youtubers:
sargonofakkad
paul joseph watson
shoeonhead
thunderf00t
milo yiannopoulos
the amazing atheist
naked ape
1791L
lauren southern
STAHP POSTING POLLS
Giving citizenship to micks was a mistake.
>>8843
rorke
http://www.strawpoll.me/12656993
Asuka a shit
>>8847
i've never heard of either of these people
leggy slags
>>8849
i have a couple theories about why there are more faggots than ever on this site
1. the fag board gave a safe haven to these subhumans and their numbers increased
2. reddit saturation is at an all time high, which means faggots are at an all time high
3. socially retarded virgins who have been here for years have become desensitized to fagshit, and due to desperation and loneliness have turned into homos
the bottom line is, there are too many faggots and faggots in denial (trap/tranny scum) on this site now
>>8848
this
>>8850
this is all i've got
>>8854
more of a qt than a slag
>>8851
what an infuriating image
you just know it was made by some ugly little faggot redditor who kekposts on /pol/ unironically
>2-2
god dammit /cum/
Very chill album. Would like to hear something similar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWdNiGS1Qtw&t=5s
Thank you Brazil.
>>8848
Not wrong
>>8852
traps are not gay
gf just faxed me this
the gf
>>8858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U8TjDsnVcE
>>8860
kys
>>8861
why is she sending you photos of emily
>Australians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1Q2wqsLOUk
lol so true
>>8865
because
>>8856
(You) are the redditor here friend
>(You) are the redditor here friend
Fedoraposting PA guy is the best poster here
>Asuka beating Rei
You're all redditors
>>(You) are the redditor here friend
thanks
>>8858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=221XalBTyKw
>>8864
no u
>>8871
you forgot your proxy man
>Reifags
Rei is objectively the superior choice
>gayfags
hi friends
>>8870
>>8836
>>8823
>>8822
>>8819
>>8812
>>8815
>>8809
>>8803
>>8802
>>8801
>>8797
>>8791
>>8787
>>8788
>>8784
>>8776
>>8772
>>8770
>>8767
>>8764
>>8761
>>8760
>>8759
>>8757
>>8753
>>8752
>>8749
>>8748
>>8740
>>8739
>>8734
>>8728
>>8722
>>8721
>>8718
>>8701
>>8700
Kys greentexting bitch
>>8691
Good post
>>8688
>>8684
>>8677
>>8675
>>8673
>>8672
>>8670
>>8659
>>8654
Kys you greentexting bitch
>only 2 (you)'s
damn, gotta step my game up
Hello everybody. Yesterday I ate ants on a log. Twas delicious and also nutritious.
I hope the housing bubble bursts right before I move out of my parents' house
>>8884
literally cannot wait to be a father a feed them cute shit like this
>canadians mad that some people from quebec drew their flag on some reddit meme joke
wow i really hate you all
>>8841
Yeah you do but it still sucks because they aren't looking to make friends
>>8883
I got 6, including the 'good post' post. gg
My diet consists solely of take out
Oh good lord christ goddamn
My stomach just inexplicably started hurting incredibly badly
I'm dying
>>8890
Yup. I've had Five Guys and Papa John's as my 2 meals today.
My diet consists solely of SHIT
I LIKE TO EAT SHIT
>>8894
t. pooman
all me you guys
>>8893
I just eat cereal bagels cucumbers and icecream
to smart too cook desu
>>8650
Had Neapolitan pizza for dinner, what'd you guys have?
I feel like every girl I look at on the street knows that I am thinking about fucking them.
>>8899
cooking is for women and gays
>>8901
I get that feeling sometimes too. That's just egocentrism creeping back into you
>>8900
'a 'e 'i 'o 'u ('y)
>>8900
A quarter pounder, a junior chicken, fries and Mcdouble coffee
>>8900
Indian meatballs, larger meatballs cooked in a curry sauce with apple and onion.
>>8894
excellent post
found footkraut
>>73043806
>>8896
t. Jaime
>>8900
about to eat a tony's pizza
>>8908
don't like that guy 2bh
>>8908
I was posting in that thread too last night before I went to sleep.
>>8912
shouldn't you hate china? don't see any hate from taiwanese flag in that thread
>>8913
I can still see my posts there but there are actually a few posts by Germany which I cannot see. A pic of that _Sao girl from Sina Weibo.
I like China but my gf hates China/ 99% of Chinese people. Kind of cute.
>>8914
Don't you guys consider yourself Chinese?
Taiwan is the true China
I hope for the day when the Republic of China takes back the mainland
>>8916
t. xiang
>>8918
So is Taiwan the Quebec of China?
>>8919
No Quebec is actually apart of Canada whereas Taiwan isn't apart of the PRC
>>8920
free us from this evil
>I have to drive all the way over to sonoma state university for an orientation
for fucks sake
>>8921
Non je déteste les Québécois
>>8923
lol what for
>>8920
>Quebec is actually apart of Canada
Says who!
>>8921
Soon.
>>8905
>Mcdouble Coffee
What is this? Like 2 sugar and and creamer, or they throw decaf into a blender with 2 patties, American cheese, ketchup, and bread? I typically have Dutch Brothers or Starbucks
>>8924
Mostly just because that one Quebec poster is such a shitter
>>8928
are you talking about the tennis player poster? he's an anglo in denial by the way
>>8909
:3
>>8928
You mean the mulatto?
>>8929
He's talking about the commie mulatto
dadwffrsfgbe
>>8933
what did he mean by this?
>>8932
11 hours till i leave fuug
might post under under a hungarian flag for few days
>>8931
Yes
>>8935
ah sorry for (you)a forgot to remove the post number
>>8930
Why'd the give it such a weird spelling?
>>8934
>>8938
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaime
Because Jamie is the feminine spelling
>>8908
the jap poster in that thread won't stop shitting on canadian health care. what do?
>>8804
You don't need to be an immigrant to dislike Mexicans. It's an inalienable human right to dislike them
>>8941
get sk proxy
>>8941
Fight
>one of the few Californians I have on Facebook got BEAN'D
>>8940
That's actually messed up, why would they give you the female version?
>>8943
Are you a gweilo?
>>8943
thanks imma going to call the next taiwanese person i see chinese
>>8941
theres no such thing as canadian healthcare its regulated at the provincial level and you can alqays go private like an american
>>8952
How'd you end up living in Taiwan?
Thanks for the support, I told off that idiot nip >>73069417
The power rangers movie was so so so bad.
Specially since the directors last name is israelite.
really makes one think
>>8946
UH OH YOU FRICCIN MORON
>>8932
well i hate communism
>>8957
good man
>>8955
It was pretty obvious it was going to be shit man
>>8957
God Bless
>>8953
China*
My mom and sister won't stop screaming at each other...
>>8955
I remember we watched some movie about illegal immigrants coming to America and the mexicans come over the rio grande one a raft with a star of david painted on it
I looked up the director and he turned out to be a mexican jew
Really makes you think
>>8953
Like 90% of other foreigners living here, I do what you'd expect. EFL is shitty af but the quality of life is good. Taiwan specifically is incredibly cheap to boot so even tho I make less than $2000 usd/ month, I'm still able to save a respectable amount.
New
>>73069530
>>73069530
>>73069530
>>73069530
>>8964
How hard would you say learning Mandarin is for a gweilo?
>>8966
I thought the island chinks speak Cantonese
>>8967
I'm not really sure which it is I just googled it and it said Mandarin