>be australian

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>wake up with sharks in your roads

>>47438
>get khan'd
>get emu'd
>get poo'd
>have slow internet
>get killed by house spider
>have to wait in line behind pajeets and chinks for healthcare
>have zero culture

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>housing bubble

>>47600
I know you're memeing mate but that shit happens.
http://archive.is/buZZo

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>>47700

tfw no gf

>>47438
>/v/edditor trying too hard to fit in

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>games are good $50 more expensive

>>49144
wheres the bottle of cooking brandy?

>>49289
At least we don't have a drug problem

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>tramp stamp on flag

>>49289
Yeah, they're really gouging us for the shitty internet we get.

>>49351
She probs skulled it already.

>>49410
We do but not nearly to the extent of the other flags in this thread.

>>47438
Hi.

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>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters

>>47438

billionaire chang buys up your suburb, only asians around and empty houses.

well at least its better than muhammed buying it up.

>>49555
Don't forget the cute mammals like the platypus.

I think today has proved that Aussies have the best taste in vidya, and that non white people should be banned from /v/.

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>mommy has a belly pouch

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>>49501
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""

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>struggle to load about:blank

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>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed

>tfw I have FTTP internet
>don't live in a shit country
>can go to movies without getting shot
Sure does suck being in greatest country in the world.

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>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own

>>49801
>1.5 Mb/s
That's an overly optimistic estimate mate.

>>49995
>he can't walkabout
What a cunt.

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>celebrate National Sorry Day

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>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February

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>go to Bali, get burned

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>be tasmanian, be inbred

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>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer

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>get glassed

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>It's so hot that their tornados catch on fucking FIRE

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>get fucked by Wei Long

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>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy

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>get stomped by emus

haha colombia

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>get kicked by cassowaries

>>51024
You mean this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66Yte03B3Lo

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>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months

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>get bitten by spoidahs in your closet

>>51800
>closet
Try shoes. The closet ones are normally huntsmen or wolf spiders, relatively harmless.

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>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin

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>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish

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>>51953
>get curb stomped in kings cross

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Do you know about the stinging tree, Colombia anon?

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>get privilege checked in lelbourne

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>get chlamydia from koala

>>52289
yes, it's terrifying

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>get anthrax from wombat

>>49501
>he doesn't know about our meth epidemic
I was hoping clappers or something would be more in-the-know and call my bait out

>>51800
>spoidahs
lol

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Top quality thread.
It has done wonders to my reaction images folder, and also made me laugh heartily.

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>pay dollarydoos for a didgeridoo then get fucked by a kangaroo

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>get rused by NBN Co. site

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>get bit by snake in shower

calm down there little coffee bean

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>get kids stolen by dingos

>>51800
>>52762
>tfw that's my steam name
Cunt's stealing my thunder

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>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people

>>53199
>kids get eaten by dingos
FTFY

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>get mocked by New Zealanders

>>49801
You mean 150/kb's

>>52826
>Top quality thread.
*looks at flag*
ah yes

> all this, and still be the lucky country

>>47438
FUK UP CUNT

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>>53339
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet

>>53430
>Kiwi's mokkn anythung in theer stupid icksint (accent)

>>47438

>pay 100+ dollary doos for vidya

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>>49801
>>50319
>>53503
>all these poor fags

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>wait for the world to load then walk outside just to fall into the sun

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>>53681
>poor fags
You mean nbn not available in my area

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>>47438
>>48664
>>49289
>>49416
>>49555
>>49675
>>49801
>>49933
>>50085
>>50219
>>50345
>>50475
>>50612
>>50742
>>50879
>>50994
>>51132
>>51256
>>51390
>>51526
>>51664
>>51800
>>52012
>>52135
>>52252
>>52365
>>52536
>>52656
>>52846
>>52978
>>53088
>>53199
>>53317
>>53430
holy FUCK Colombia
you absolute madman

>>53339
>be australian
>get PORT ARTHUR'D

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>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack

>>53811
not on the NBN lad it's telstra's glorious fiber optic

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>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings

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>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"

>>53561
nobody knows what its like..

> first world problems

bet this colombian poster is a canadian with a proxy lol

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>>53811

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>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the wagga wagga people

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>>47438
too right cunt

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>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"

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And last, but not least

>be australian
>get KHAN'D
>2 0 1 7
>0 * * 1
>1 * * 0
>7 1 0 2

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I can't refute any of this. Guess I'll just kill myself now.

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>>54106
>>53894
Oh fuck, last time i checked it was being planned.
aug 2017

Aus, the literal third britain.

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SOMEONE STOP THIS MADMAN

fuggin little blue ring octopus cuntsl fuck ya day

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damn colombia

>>54210
too specific. confirmed for aussie using a proxy

>>55026
this

> be only the federal government is commonwealth
> promise the states the government wont take their gst monies
> steals gst monies

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>>55026
>

>>47438 (OP)
>>48664
>>49289
>>49416
>>49555
>>49675
>>49801
>>49933
>>50085
>>50219
>>50345
>>50475
>>50612
>>50742
>>50879
>>50994
>>51132
>>51256
>>51390
>>51526
>>51664
>>51800
>>52012
>>52135
>>52252
>>52365
>>52536
>>52656
>>52846
>>52978
>>53088
>>53199
>>53317
>>53430
DELET THIS

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I always knew colombia was a land of savages but HOLY FUCK

>>47438
Aus is shit
dubs will prove me

>>55297
>1475252566420.jpg

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Given the ABHORRENT treatment of Canadians in this board, referring their flag and dismissing them or worse when trying to give an opinion, is similar to the treatment of the Jews prior and to the holocaust. In which Jews were marked with
>A FUCKING STAR
And judged on this basis, leading to increasing stigmatization until the holocaust.

How long until there is a Canadian holocaust? Is this what you want?

It is time to stop this unjust treatment
No more leafposting.
#NoBeefwiththeLeaf

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>>55483
>not having a filename randomizer

This is why you lost a war against the emu politburo.

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good bantz, culombia.

here, have some pussy from a girl

>>55842
I see you

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jeez Colombia, I dunno what the fuck we did

but we're all super sorry

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Aussies are cool, leave them alone

> spend 2% of GDP fighting half a dozen terrorists

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>>56162
:(

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>>55890
uhhhhhh anon......

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>>56272
>>56272
>>56272
This was pretty funny.

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>>56272
There are some pretty complex geopolitics going on in straya concerning emu's, moight

While most of Australia was decimated by the emu war, Western Australia stands tall.