Culture Pals /cp/ general - Horny edition

>OP's pic - typical roach

No wonder most of the qt's block messages from Turkey.

>meet blonde qt from Germany
>shes one of those "refugees welcome" girls

every fucking time

>>242
I'd tell my experience with one of such German girls but it's too absurd that you wouldn't believe me so I won't even bother

What do you do when things start to get less interesting between you and your qt?

>>244
If it gets less interesting, why force yourself?

>>244
Just tell them you've recently got a girlfriend irl. Easiest way to ditch an online qt for good.

>>243
share with us, mate

Since that yesterday I received her whatsapp and we talked for a hour and half.
Should I talk with her today?
If so, what should I talk this time?

>>247
When I did Erasmus in Germany, my dorm flatmate was a "refugees welcome" kinda girl. Dreadlocks, hippie shit, you know the deal. We became friends quickly and ended up going out a lot. She had a boyfriend from another state. I ended up having sex with her and we became fuckbuddies in the end. She was constantly complaining about her boyfriend.

I remember her telling me about how she went to a pro-refugee convention/charity event with her boyfriend. I told her that she wasted her time and money because you don't solve the refugee crisis by donating money. She wasn't happy to hear that so she stopped talking about it.

>>248

Just text her anything man

>>249
sounds like a typical german girl

>>251
>>251
German girls were pretty degenerate and had no self respect. I feel bad for you people desu. I feel bad for all men around the world because they're not any better here, Turkish girls are unstable and cheat like crazy

>>252
I had a Turkish qt on IP for awhile. Got to the point to where she was saying she was in love with me and would get mad if I didn't message her enough or if other girls talked to me. Had to cut her loose after this started. Bitch was crazy.
Is this normal for Turkish girls?

>>253
That's VERY common behavior here. Not just with women but with men too. It's a cultural thing. I grew up in Turkey, I was like that too. When I moved abroad and dated girls there, they were dumbfounded about my clinginess and paranoia. Eventually I adapted to their customs and then moved back to Turkey, now Turkish girls are dumbfounded about how relaxed I am compared to other Turkish guys.

Such is life

>>249
>refugees welcome kinda girl
>cucks her bf with a turk

Why am I not surprised?

>>255
That's the irony of it, that's why it's an absurd story. This is something you'd expect from a movie or a cuck fantasy story on /b/, not real life.

>>254
Interesting. So insecurity is built-in to the culture there? Is everyone a serial cheater or what?
There are people here in the US that act the same way, btw. They are the minority though.

>>257
I'm not sure, I'd have to think about it. The easiest way to find out is to compare Turkish society to western societies.

People here are not very self aware, not very mature, they are not very experienced. And cheating is a very big thing against honor and Turks have a big sense of honor, so they are very protective of their honor, therefore they have an unhealthy protective barrier. They want to minimize the chances of getting cucked because of that, and that means "dont talk to other girls/guys, dont go out, talk just to me, talk to me," etc. It's an attempt at trying to persuade you into not cucking them.

Why are they so scared? I think it boils down to the matter of honor.

>>256
Where is the irony? I am actually from Germany and I believed your story right away.
You should have slayn some oft that international erasmus pussy instead though imo

>>259
I already did. A French girl, an American girl (she was not on Erasmus but another exchange program), 3 German girls.

I also dated a Croatian girl but we never had sex, we cuddled and watched films.

>>260

>American

Was she shit?

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>>261
She was a great person, lovely personality, very friendly and kind. The only think I didn't like about her was the fact that she was simple minded. I'd talk history, philosophy, etc. with her and she'd just smile and try to change the topic in the end. I had to turn my brain off to enjoy her presence. I could talk about everything with my ex so I keep comparing new girls to her.

Here's her bunda.

>>262
Noice

>>262

Americans are boring Tbh. Most girls are too caught up in celebrity gossip and shit to actually learn anything

>>264
Same. I had a lot of success with German girls because they were autismo like me.

But you need to turn your brain off for American/Turkish/etc. women

>>265

it's sort of depressing. North American girls as a whole are shit

>>265
I wanted and I tried to talk to german girls, I even was trying to learn german.
But they never responded.
I'm afraid to talk to one that has no pic, but that's risky.

>>248
talk when you feel like, there's no schedule.

>>268
I'm talking with her right now.

>>267
Yeah, German girls on interpals are very distant. They wouldn't even view back when I had a fake Chad profile.

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Well my method didn't seem to work on this Pole. But that's ok I guess, I'm gonna stay friends with her at the least. She's pretty cool.

Well, I guess that isn't a "no". But she mentioned something happened to her in the past, and she doesn't want to talk about that topic. :/

>>271
you use too many emotes, don't use more than one per message unless you're being ironic about it

>>267
German girls are the worst in Europe, focus on another country they're all better quality

>>273

Nah it doesn't have to do with the emojis. I base how I emoji off of how they use their emojis. If the girl uses them a lot, then I will too. If not, then I scale back.

>don't flirt with me so much like that
>Just be yourself
Just fuck my shit up
>>273
People who use the monkey emoji should be shot anyway
>>274
t. Brit

>>275
don't mimic them, until you're confident you've got them don't use many emotes, it gives off beta vibes
>>276
would much rather a British girl to a German, German women are pretty vile on the whole

>>277

well I don't do that until I've become comfortable talking with them. I've been talking with this Polish QT for about a month now.

>>278
>a month
>no nudes
ya dun goofed

>>279

I'm not trying for nudes. I want long term friendships

>>280
haram! cheating on the french qt!

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urghhh

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>>281

Nnoooooooo

But I am potentially meeting a Russian QT in 34 days..

>>282

Train girl?

>>283
Plan for her to sit on your face.

>>283
she's coming to you?

>>286
i re read, are you planning on going to europe before france?

>>285
>>286

she's on a work visa in Florida. Which, I'm going to Florida for a few days next month. She wants us to meet up

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I have this girl on WhatsApp after literally having a convo of no substance at all.

What do?

Also I just downloaded Whastapp so I don't have a pic, can I just use my interpals one?

>>289

Learn about her. Ask her what she's interested in, where she's traveled, shit like that

>>284
I'm not from Stockholm

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Polish girl just invited me to travel with her to Iceland.

>>289
No one cares about WhatsApp pic, let's hope you guys will share lots of pics in the chat itself ;)

>>292
she's clearly angling for you to buy her the ticket lol

don't be a gullible idiot, she a gold-digga

>>292
>>294
looks like it, doesnt mean she wouldn't enjoy his company tho

>>294
>>295

well. I'm not going to buy her a ticket. She has a good job.

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>>293
>>290

We had a few lines of conversation and suddenly I have four voice messages.

Im not cute enough to be used to this kind of treatment

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I don't understand, why don't people who have weird growths like that just go to a Dermotologist and get it easily removed?

>>297

Where is she from?

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>>299
>>297

St. Petersburg

7 voice messages now

>>298
my gf has a mole on her face but is busy studying abroad so doesn't have time to get it removed

anyway it's just a brown spot who cares

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>>300

Damn nigga, she wants the D and a Green Card after, get it in!

>>301

well a mole isn't an issue of course. But from that picture it looks different than a mole. It'd raised above the surface of the skin.

>>296
muh based alpha burger.

>>303

welcome back shvili which girls are you conquering?

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>>303

>muh alpha burger

Me?... alpha?

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>>304
is there actually possible of posting picture without actually downloading it ? i mean i use lightshot for screenshots, and it would be really easier for me.
on topic: where did i fuck up ?

>>306

you should have invited her to you local Milizia Volontaria per Sicurezza Nazionale battaglione.

>>307
why are american girls so fucking dumb, when american guys seem fairly intelligent ? no wonder you are looking for someone abroad.

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>>284
>sit on train with her talking about my doggo
>"oh well he is a pretty wild doggo you know, i think he has that disorder...um...whats it called..."
>looks at me like im a retard
>utter some made up word that sounds cool

why do i always spill spaghetti?

>>306

Why did she get butt hurt over what you said?

You didn't actually say you were Benito

>>309
i am always like that when i have convo with 10/10 girl, it's natural

>>308

They are really shallow..

>>309

not a big deal dude.

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>>310
idk man she is such a bitch.

Is this pic cringe enough?
https://www.interpals.net/renaudew

>>313

What the hell? You literally just said a random phrase.

>>314

What a faggot

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>>315
maybe this was the case ? people are easily offended.

>>317

Kek

Post your profile

>>318
nein ! i don't want to blow off my undercover

Eurobros are yourgirls for real as easygoing as they appear in interpals, i initially am going to join the army, but if your qt-s are spontonous i might go to germany for work/study (yes i am virgin ;_; )

>>282
What happened?

Any black qts?

>>319

If you join the army can to send me some military combat pants?

I collect milsurp

>>321

You're back!

I had to ask that question the last 2 days because you didn't post it.

>>319

Joining the army in Georgia seems like a terrible plan desu

>>322
sure kek if i survive.

>>323
I lost hope somewhat because you lads all seem to be racist.

>>242
>tfw I'm a refugee
>white wimmens want the superior Islamic cock

>>325

Not wanting to go to Iraq?

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Thoughts? Opinions? Horny?

>>328
saddam hussein dindu nuffin wrong tbqh pal.
they don't send us to iraq but afghanistan. i am joining the army because studying here doesn't really give you job opportunities in the future + studying isn't free and you need to support 4 years of studies, so i don't really have many choices, i could go to germany but don't really feel good about it.

>>329
Who is that?

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>>321
>4chan pass user

>>329
you look strong anon, i wouldn't mess with you tbqh

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>>331
fuckinn NEWFAGS thats JAWBRAH the KING of CULTUREPALS

>>334
lol you are autist man, no wonder you have to jerk off on interpals.

>>334
Wow what an asshole.
He probably has a small dick

>>334
Rude and very autistic, it's like you didn't get the chance to be a faggot in high-school so are making up for it now

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>>335
>>336
>>337
HAHAHAHAH BETA KEK NEWFAGS

jelly? umad broskis? buttclenched perhaps?

>>338
Kek, I used to be like that in school for jokes. It's only fun when you do it in school, on the internet you just look like a loser. You never act like that alone, it's usually like a inside joke to your friends and we just have a laugh over it. But you're all alone and doing it on the internet.

>>338
i can't even find none of the jawbrah/victim accounts in interpals *the user doesn't exist*.
and trolling girls isn't an achievement.

>>338

that's fucked brah. womenz naturally have less confidence than men

she probably an heroed by now

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>>339
>>340
>>341
HAHAHAHA JELLY JIMMY NEUTRONS

umad?

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>>342

>>342
lol top fucking kek, you are loser but this shit is funny.

>>342

Can you deliver fresh OC?

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>>344
YOU DO REALIZE that you're calling a 10/10 guy a loser?
DO YOU KNOW how fucking ridiculous that is? jelly?

>>345
no i got a gf now

>>346
you aren't 10/10 are you in love with yourself ?
how you got a gf you crazy madafaka, and pist new trolls please.

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>>347
>are you in love with yourself
yes of course, i'm not a self-hating beta cuck like yourself

i realize that im the perfect 10/10, the perfect man, the perfect human

>how you got a gf you crazy madafaka, and pist new trolls please
ინგლისურად, გთხოვთ

it's not fair just checked my japanese qtboi profile and i got +37 messages, while i barely get +3 on my own ;_; tfw fucked up with norwegian qtie

>>348
stop speaking elvish.
anyways post another trolls.
>yes of course, i'm not a self-hating beta cuck like yourself
i am actually betacuck not selfhating, you sound like beta too but with autism. looks and penis size doesn't have to do anything with being alpha/beta it's character.

>>349

I was born in Japan, if I say this will more qts message me?

>>346
>>348
i kek'd at that retarded jaw, are you the secret third Bogdanoff brother ?

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>>346
>>348
>face covered in acne
>10/10
wew lad

>>352
>Bogdanoff brother

...I don't understand...

I need a quick... rundown

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>>352
>strong jaws are retarded

HAHAHAHAHA you beta cucks cant stop coming up with new excuses as to why I'm not a perfect 10/10
it's both really cute and really pathetic

How many times do you get rejected by not getting responses?

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>>355
>gopnik-tier jaw
>potato nose
>ooga booga lips
>covered in acne
>can't grow facial hair
>may hide his premature balding

Such a pretty lad :^)

>>356

rarely

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>>357
ujelly

>>359
t. slavic manlet

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what i like most about being a 10/10 is that you can literally ANYTHING and still get a response

it's so easy

Out of literally nowhere things get lewd with Israeli girl

>>362
GOYED.COM

keep going burgerbro

I thought I was successfully getting close to this German qt but it seems she isn't really romantically interested in me. ;( And another qt from America who I thought I was having lively conversations with refused to give me her Skype. Feels bad man ;(

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THIS HAD BETTER WORK SHVILI

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>>364
Dude you're a nip you're literally playing on easy mode. 仏蘭西(using based moon runes rather than the katakana jew)の女を探してみてください。あたまがめちゃくちゃですけど、日本人のベニスが欲しいです~

(also pls comment on my Japanese, I'm rusty af)

>>363

She's actually not a Jew. She is an Armenian ethnic.

But yeah man. It got crazy. Because we've been talking for a month as friends. Shes very quiet and shy. But she made a joke about how the world is fucked and we should both go to space. I said I'd bring my bed for myself. She said I need to share (note that we've never said lewd stuff before), I replied "well, only if you promise to not try any moves on me. I'm a sound sleeper". She said "ummmm... I can't promise that" and well.. it went on from there

>>367
Excellent ! Is she your first qt getting serious on Interpals ? Only advice I can give you, don't get too attached if none of you can afford the airfare to visit each other.

t. been dating my qt for 6 months

We see each other about once every two months and lived together for a few weeks already, but as soon as she leaves we miss each other so badly.

>tfw i'm going to live the whole month of July with her tho

Ask me for advice burgerbro

>>356
it's normal, you'll get better. move on from the ones that don't respond or give you oneliners, you'll find your qt.

>>356
My qt actually messaged me first, sorry portubro, left the qt game a long time ago. Don't give up tho

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>>368

>Excellent ! Is she your first qt getting serious on Interpals ? Only advice I can give you, don't get too attached if none of you can afford the airfare to visit each other

Ahaha um well.. I've already got attached to an Italian before which sort of fucked me up. Then there was a Canadian that I ended things with. Now..... I have a French, Israeli, and Polish girl all over me blowing up my WhatsApp every second of the day. I'm meeting the French girl in June, possibly the Pole late summer, and the Israeli wants to come visit me in the US this winter....


This is too much

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>>371
>I'm meeting the French girl in June, possibly the Pole late summer, and the Israeli wants to come visit me in the US this winter....

wew lad. You're playing a dangerous game, do your qts know about all the other qts you're supposed to visit/be visited by. Unless you want to live with yourself being double-faced, this is going to be really difficult if things become serious with more than one qt. But if your goal is only to shag qts, then I guess you could do that, just make sure not to add them on facebook so your face doesn't show up with many different girls.

REEEEEE, why can't you be faithful to one qt ?

>>371
Also I remember reading about your Italian qt before, poor burgerbro, don't give up. (Advice, unless the French qt seems REALLY REALLY legit, never trust frog roasties, 90% of them are narcissistic cunts)

>>372

That's why this is giving me anxiety. I'm not looking to shag QTs, or a girlfriend really. I just intended to make long term friendships. But all 3 of these girls ended up liking me.

The French girl keeps saying she's so excited to meet in June, and even said twice that it would be fun to visit me in the US. I've already told her I'm not looking for a girlfriend. But she keeps being so flattering.

The Israeli girl... as I'm typing this I just got a WhatsApp notification from her saying "I'd take your underwear off and...". Christ, I haven't even opened it yet.

And the Polish girl is the one who I think I click with the best. She's fucking 9/10 got too. She mentioned we should travel together.

I told the French and Israeli I'm not ready for a relationship. But even still. Fuck

>>374
>nod shagging qts

haha whad an audist :DD

>>375

Benis

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>>376
ebin :DDD

what did my qt mean by this? OuO

>>373

well, I trust the French girl. She's been very nice and helpful for my upcoming trip. I consider her a good friend.

>>377

She wants your BENIS

Where is she from

>>379
Argentina, but she is unironically white.

She likes me, but idk, she makes me bored sometimes. She might come over to Europe, so I might meet up with her if she is ever in neighborhood.

>>374
You should become friends with lads instead, I personally have a few good male friends (although I suspect one of them to be gay and secretly trying to collect male qts) with whom I've sent mails and parcels before. But again you need to find the right lads, since there must be like only 2% of us not looking for a relationship.

In my opinion, Slavic qts (not gold diggers and green card seekers ofc) are the best, so I'd choose the Pole if I were you. But again, I don't know all the details of your situation. Be really careful with the French lass, they're absolutely mad, she may jump on you during the first night. Are you sleeping in the same bed as her ? If so, lel, no way nothing is going to happen considering how frogs are.

And keep us updated on the lewds of your Israeli girl, at least for the sake of Latvianon :^)

Send brofile btw

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>>377
>>380
kek I rarely post on /cp/ anymore (today was an exception), but I'm still lurking, thanks for all your posts, they keep me entertained :-DDDD

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>>382
hello i wand a french womens but all of them are dirty koreanbos :DDD how do i find a sane french qt?

That Argie is also extremely sub and calls me daddy in lewd moods, but she turns 20 in August. I'm only half a year older than her, what the fug?

Pls egsplain me this mem.

She has dop qualide lewds though :-DDDD

>>381
Personally I find it really difficult to click with lads. I don't know why. I've only made one male friend from here (unless you count you guys :3) and we've only been talking a month. Also the main reason we're friends is he wants to hire me to work with him in Brazil

just joined this
any tips?

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>>381

Well, I figured messaging dudes in there is awkward. Sometimes dudes message me about aviation, and that's cool and all. But that's it.

The Pole is pretty awesome. We click well. But we still have some things to talk about. She's really cool tho. So worst case scenario, we become best friends.

The French girl. well ironically, the physical schedule of the trip will pan out exactly as when I met my Italian. (Plan vacation, then meet QT on IP. Figure out 2 half days where we can spend time together.) she'll be visiting me in Paris for the airshow, and then a few days later I'll met her in her town after she gets off work and she's taking me to Etretat for the evening (pic) before taking me back to my hotel and then she'll go home (allegedly). Whatever happens with her, I do want to stay her friend because she's really nice. But, I dunno man. Even tho she's never said anything lewd. She shows signs she really likes me.

Israeli just went to bed. She was saying things were gonna get "really hot and heavy" I said "well, if i fall asleep don't wake me up" she said "oh you won't be sleeping, you'll be far too busy for that :P"

Post yours

>>385
be chad
nigerians go home

t. interpals master

>>384
REEEE stop stealing our jebs!!!!!
(unless you're the Cornish anon)

>>381

Fuck

I forgot to mention I might also be meeting a Russian QT from IP who's stateside on a work visa next month for coffee.

Fuck

>>366
Eh, I don't really feel like I am on easy modo desu. Your Japanese seems pretty great, though only try hards use 仏蘭西 desu famalam. 日本人のペニスが欲しいです is grammatically okay but I feel like it sounds kinda weird to native Japanese speakers. Oh well anyways, thanks for the info dude. I'm gonna try talking to some French qt.

>>389
why are all russian qts clingy

t. balt intelignece officier collecting data on russia from qts

>>389
>coffee
hehe

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>>383
So close, no quints, that means you need to drop that Argie my ebin frend :-DDD

I can't help you my man. France is plagued by weeb and koreaboo culture, in fact we're the world's biggest consumer of manga and whatnot after Japan. Oh, and there's no such thing as a sane French qt, you should know that by now :^)

Oh, and share more noodz matey.

>>384
>tfw no huebro to hire me in his favela
Dare I say, why even live ?

On a serious note, yes it's really difficult, but it turns out your profile usually does the job. I put a lot of effort into mine, adding a nice layout with concise yet interesting info, and lads often message me. But yea, it's hard to keep the convo going sometimes, that's why I sometimes ask if they want to do snail mail right after a few messages, I got some nice stuff from the US by doing this, and sent the lad fine wine in return, along with correspondance.

>>386
There's no way she isn't going to go alongside you at the hotel, believe me. I thought you'd be spending more time with her though, but well, I guess it's better with a short amount of time if things don't go as planned and the irl things is just awkward.

That Israeli tho, she's either a sloot or she's very lonely ... or both haha

'twas my last reply for tonight folks, I may post again tomorrow or in three months, just know I'll be lurking :^)

>>384
>most arrogant guy on the thread
>can't really click with lads

>>386
you're kind guilty a bit too, earlier you posted a print saying you'd like to date her.

>>393

Well, I guess we'll see. I'm not going to initiate anything with the French. If we fuck, it'll be all her.

>That Israeli tho, she's either a sloot or she's very lonely ... or both haha

I think she's lonley. She's VERY shy. So I was surprised she got so lewd. Then again we have been talking for like 2 months. And she's a total Ameriboo

>>394

Yes, I know.. i dunno, I just really click with the Polish QT. It was probably stupid to say the date thing. But I dunno, I wanted to say it at the time

>>396
to me its totally fine, you're just hiding in that "i just want to be friends" shell so you don't get hurt

>>388
Sim, eu sou o cornualhes, é bom saber que eu sou bem vindo em Brasil! Está na delta do rio Parnaiba, não conheço a área mas parece como um sonho

>>393
My Profile is /scrumpy-jack I think there's enough there. I do get dudes messaging me but the convo tends to die.

>>394
It's all banter matey. If I can't be a dick on a Kazakh woman-kidnapping forum where can I?

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>>393
Not yet my frend, don't want to get sabotaged by some audist or somethign fug :-DDD also fugging quints ran away ;-;

Fug I like that :DDD i hope they are into me fugging other girls while they have to watch :DDD
French is the GOAT language though, wish I had a qt to record stuff for me and and what not.

One last one, don't really want to share explicit ones. :-DDDD "accidental" nips pic lmao women r autistic hahah benis xDD

Also, I have this Australian one who claims she has a bf but she keeps sending me pictures with her underwhear ( lace, it looks really good, and it's really subtle most of the times, but I've never asked for something like that ) and keeps flirting with me. Should I hit it?

does it count if i kuk someone over internets ? :-dDDDDD

t. message pro

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>tfw

I don't even know what to tell him t b h

>>400
tell him about your dubs :-DDD

>>397

Yeah pretty much desu

>>400
link this thread

>>399
show more explicit ones :DDDDDDD hehehe

>>329
Gaaaaay

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>>403
no she is 2 bure nad am gentlemens also pro level ahteist baltic romuva magic conjurer ascended bogdanoff wizard flUte magik man :-DDD
>>329
shid tier eye area, will never be considred ascended

what you guys talk about with girls if your life is uninteresting like mine is? im almost a neet btw

>public comments on pictures
this is some thirsty shit

>tfw no message from qts after visiting bunch of their profiles

>>407

Yes it is

>>408

Post profile

>>410
w-why

>>258
Shut up you dont know anything.

All your posts are so skewed they only represent your own perception.

I've been to turkey many times, at least one a year, often twice. I know it very well and your pushing a specific stereotype in turkey as the norm.

>>411

So I can add you as friend

>>334
Too much 4chan for you

>>355
A lot of people must like you because you are a likable person

is there a tier list for men?

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>>405

>no she is 2 bure nad am gentlemens also pro level ahteist baltic romuva magic conjurer ascended bogdanoff wizard flUte magik man :-DDD


webm relatede :DDDDDDD

>>417

Hello!

>>334
>>338
Good posts
>>321
No.
On second thoughts, I discovered a very special black qt for you. She doesn't really attention whore, so she sends you her pictures in PM.

/Baddiechick123

She looks like Tatyana Ali.

>>418

Hello

Post music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Jwl3QkxYY

>>420

Ooohhh Jazzy

>>254

HOW DO I GET TURK GIRLS

I just told a turk that we should reconquer rumeli together and that she could be my haseki

>>421

What can I say, 4am mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SjN03aw0Og

>>422
As long as you're only taking eastern rumerlia we're fine.

Try anything more and you're fucked

Tell her that Ataturk was Albanian and Sultan Erdogan has more enlightened views

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Am I the only one to save public pics from qts?
Only lewd.
Pic related.
No pants and says that she's anti-social.

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>>423

Should have genoicded you too I wish I was a turk

How are you doing I am drunkenly listening to oasis after an event and hoping a turk gf find me

also eastern rumelia should be Turkish clay the border with Bulgaria should be at the balkan mountains.

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>>424

Have you already saved this?

Dude. She has some twerk videos of her on her profile. Fucking hot

>>425
You'll end up like that invisible f117 of yours ;) On the ground :)

And fine looking forward to another after-election drama, hm, why do you want a turkish qt ?
Oasis is good

You should mention to your turkish qt that whenever ottoman empire was doing well it was never ruled by a turk

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokollu_Mehmed_Pasha

>>426

damnnnnnnn i'd do anything to berry my dick in that ass

>>427
not the Turkaboo

But what's ever happened to the remains of the F117?

Also, how careful do you have to be if you wander off of roads and shit in the Balkans? I heard it's still one of the most heavily mined places in the world?

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>>426
Haven't saved that.
Only started today

>>428

https://www.interpals.net/Kassalerious

If you look in her description, she has a few video links of her dancing

>>429
>>427
>>425

here's a 10000/10 turkish qt for you to talk to:

/secill-1905

(plz talk to her she wont leave me the fuck alone)

>>427

The sultans after like Orhan were not Turks 2bqh. They all married Circassian and Slavs and the Turkish genes were only coming from Osman.

I really like the history of the Ottoman Empire, so I would like a turk gf pls

>>432

>here's a 10000/10 turkish qt for you to talk to

More like -10000/10. Nigga you dumb

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>>432

HELLO YES I WANT THE TURKS not him

>>432
>>435

she is not 1000/10 wh would you lie to me I just want a turk qt gf

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>>429

>wonder off the roads

Depends on where you're going.
Bosnia ? Big no, no.
Croatia, stay clear of the teritory of former RSK, most of the rest of the country has been cleared
Kosovo is a big no-no, but for other reasons, not just mines
Montenegro is a no-no because your drivers luck will betray you and you'll end up in a canyon.

Serbia is fine.
Slovenia is fine.

>>433
Well some history for you would be that not just sultans but grand viziers who in 90% of the cases ruled the state, more than 20 of them come from former Yugoslav territory, either croatia/bosnia/serbia

>>437

>90% of the cases

haha no

go back to your principality serb send me a Bosnian or Albanian who appreciate the Sublime Ottoman State

think my chink qt might be a lesbian in denial lads
she keeps talking about how much girls turn her off yet she was telling me the other day about some girl offering to help her masturbate and she was considering it

fucking weird

>>437

Why Kosovo.

>>439
Why didn't you offer to help her instead ?

>>441
because she's in china and we're both poorfag students
we talk about meeting in a few years time, but I don't really consider it a relationship until that becomes realistic.

>>367
>also been flirting with a shy Armenian ethic Israel girl
Uh oh

>>443

sheeeit.

What's the first letter of her first name?

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>>444
E

>>445

*nervous laughter

....what's the first letter of her city

>>440
Why Kosovo ?
Well you enjoy the privilege of having both kidneys ?
Enjoy being able to piss without a dialysis machine ?

If the answer is yes, you shouldn't visit Kosovo

>>446
>>445

Its the same girl fight each other

>>426
>pilotbro is on her friends' list
kek

>>442
Doesn't mean you can't offer or can't help
Use your imagination.
Imo she was fishing for that kind of response

>>448

We don't know that yet....

But, if she is the same girl. Anon is lucky because I'm not pursuing her.

>>449

Lmao, she added me as a friend but I didn't realize I'm 1 of 3! I'm honored

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>>446
B
I feel like we've broken some informal rule, chummer.

>>452

Well this is awkward.

I mean, it's possible its not the same girl. Thousands of Armenian ethnics fled to Israel during the war.

But, in the case that it is the same girl. What do we do now? As I said, I'm not pursuing her.

>>453
[spoiler]Threeway[/spoiler]
She gave me some flack about not flirting with other qts, so I'm probably going to quit flirting with her all-together because thats some real bullshit.

This was bound to happen, yeah?

>>453
Sure if you say so, but considering how many armenian exiles live in that city and have interpals.
The answer would be a really low number say, 1 ?

Also fight fight, bomb his house pilotbro

>>454
>spoiler why did you fuck up

>>454

I really hope this isn't the same girl Tbh. It was never confirmed. Let's not confirm this either, because I don't like this awkwardness.

But, keep doing what you're doing. I'll stop, because honestly I can't really handle it anyways.

>>455

Actually I've seen quite a few profiles of girls in her city that are refugees on Ip

>>458
Damn refugees always ruin everything

Well good night lads

>>459
Goodnight Serb

>>454

Bro, message me on IP

/Macchi30

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Well, Culture Pals.....

I guess the possibility of us talking to the same girls does exist. As it just happened...

Nice..

Cool, finally a message from some suicidal gay brit bonger.

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I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY-

I feel guilty for being the nigger in the cuckold

>>431
>"""Dancing"""

>>463
Is he qt?

>>467
Oh weeell, I'm not into guys, so I'm not sure. He could be literally, dare I say it, our guy though. datweeb sounds like the username someone from here could come up with.

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r8 no h8

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>>468

JUST-

>>469

What a cunt

>>471
me or she? why she banned me?

>>472

She called you a baby!

>>473
well I am fit to be her son

>>474

Well.. yeah.

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Blocked Argentinian because she managed to make me annoyed last night. Was already getting bored of her, good to know she's out of the qt tournament.
>>417
baldstar :-DDD
>>474
>well I am fit to be her son
shes fit for beatdown madness, chaos in my brain, make my blood flow make my blood flow you ain't got not business questioning a thang

I'm fit to hurt you who gives a fug about the wey I move weigh :-DDD

>>365
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH what did she answer m8 ?

>>423
>>420
love it! <3
Now I know why they call you DJ serbanon

Rescuing this thread. Pilotbro, stick with the israeli, who gives a fuck

>>462
what happened

>>453
>>454
kek

>>464
sad ;_; get her skype your whatsapp

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>>480
>>481
>>482

Basically, i unintentionally stole another anon's QT.

>not knowingly we were talking to same QT
>him and her became exclusive a few days ago according to him
>just yesterday, I message her after not talking for a several days on WhatsApp
>conversation goes from talking about how the world is fucked up, to us going to space, to her wanting to strip my clothes off of me....
>I post about how surprised I was this happened
>an anon who occasionally lurks /cp/ just happens to be browsing last night
>sees my post about a "shy, Armenian ethnic Israel".
>if you scroll up you'll see our discovery
>confirmed same girl via IP message
>tfw you made a post about another anon's QT messaging you "I would take your underwear off and..." and he saw it...

Anyone got a fresh qtcrawler? Mine doesn't seem to work after they closed the site down for maintenance.

>>485

Nope, never used it

>>483

why do you care ? You did nothing wrong.

>>487

Well yeah I know. Still feels shitty to be a nigger to another Culture Pal

>>488
It's better to know that your qts a slut rather than be ignorant of it

>>489

That is true

>>489
what about ur qtis milosevic, how is it going ?

>>486
>never used it

Thanks for sharing, you remind us of this nearly every thread

>>492

actually I don't, at least, I'm not the one saying that.

>talking to autistic koreaboo white sluts
>boring af
i want to blame ip

>>494

at least they obsess over you

Haven't been to IP in months, how should I get back in touch with people there ?

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Ameribro

I think she realizes she done' goofed. But the question is... will she own it or not.

profile?

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>>491
I don't have interpals. All my qties I know from life or other things, but I have a couple of qts who send lewds

>>499
would i have any trouble for visiting parts of serbia where people wear hats with kokardas? and my croatian license plates?

>>499

Damn dude.

I actually do want to visit Belgrade one day Tbh

>>500

Just say you're from RSK senpai, and sing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlYij3_hfQw

Кpaјинo, Кpaјинo, кpвaвa хaљинo,
o мили poдe eвo cлoбoдe.

On a more serious note, no you won't have issues, unless you try to stir shit up on purpose

To be honest Serbia is more welcoming to any former yugos than any are to us.

>>501

Belgrade can be really nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWsoNv24Syo

>>502
i know that song. well actually i know almost all baja's songs for that matter. im probably one of his biggest fans in croatia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeOYheCFsLM
but i dont know, when people in rural areas get drunk and mad they could wreck croatian car, no krajina area plates. maybe it would be better in belgrade?

>>503

That does look pretty nice.

Will I get treated poorly though since I'm an American, and we were at war and all?

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>>505
I hope so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwE7Lpwu2bM

>>506

I so wish I could understand the lyrics

>>504

Eh, not really, to be honest. They might steal your car, but that's not because you're a croat, but if you have a nice car :D

Tons of Croats already in Belgrade, nobody gives a fuck.


>>505

Stay clear of controversial topics and nothing will happen to you.
No NATO, No war, no bombing, no Yugoslavia, No Kosovo.... You get the idea

In fact a couple of days ago some Serb was in the news because he beat up a UK NATO pilot, since he bragged about bombing Serbs.

Beat him up in Switzerland, the brit got sent back to UK :D

>>507
http://lyricstranslate.com/en/tesla-tesla.html-0

>>497
send her all like "you know you can tell me anything" - it really makes them feel guilty. If she confesses tell her you already know because you spoke with the other guy and post screenshots from here. It'll fuck her head up proper, especially if the other dude just goes along with it

>>509

I said that, but then she responded family problems... no shame..

That other anon deleted his IP

>>510
ouch, dick moves all round

>>511

Yeah.

Well, I guess the good thing to come out of this is, I know she can't be trusted to be exclusive.

So, I'll just stick around with the French girl (who's been incredibly helpful), and the Pole (who's a Slavic goddess)

>>512
good shout, feel free to stick your dick in the israeli anyways though

>>513

Too risky Tbh. I asked her why she got so lewd. Because I thought of her as an innocent shy girl. She said "because I like you :) ". I think she'd get too attached and things would get crazy.

I like sane people. The French girl has been nothing but helpful to me, and the Pole we just talk about airplanes all the time.

wtf ameribros https://www.interpals.net/terri3
15 years old and bisexual ???

>>515
>california

what do you expect t b h

>>515
What's weird about that? The "feeling sexxy" status is the weird bit of that

>>516

It's CA

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>>518

Is the Belgian with the cat filter one of us?
Also someone make a qt hunter version of this

>>519

I don't know, he view and messaged me yesterday

>>520

I think I remember him posting his profile and asking if his pic was retarded, so I followed the link from here and afterwards he viewed me back and messaged me.

>>426
>Dutchie

Should I go for it?

>>522

If she's on interpals she's probably looking for foreigners, but go for it.

>>514

>I like sane people

LAME
A
M
E

I'm talking to a qt who's basically a psycho, she by her own admission has no feelings.

Sends lewds, explains in great detail how every girl would do it if only they could be sure it wouldn't end up on the internet. Simply because they like the attention.

and plus she's an ex-yu qt so it's insanity to the max.

>>524

Update I am closer to having an Ottoman qt.

>>525

Grats lad
No idea why, Turks are insane, and usually not the good kind of insane.

But tell her

>I'll come to turkey and steal you, like you stole children from the balkans

>>522

She's Greek. She immigrated to the Netherlands.

>>524

"Don't stick your dick in crazy"

>>527
Way too late for that family.
Though I like to think that advice actually means

'don't go into a relationship with crazy'

That one I respect

>>527
I am greek

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>Russian lass sends me pics of her doing yoga

feels GREAT 2bh

Does anyone have that database dump from interpals?

>>531

What's that

>>531
>Does anyone have that database dump from interpals?

I posted it here a while ago, maybe someone will upload it for you

anyone like slavic ladyboys?

https://www.interpals.net/Dmarlow

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Views are finally starting to go back up

>>535
>karadzic
>from hague
tfw he might be real karadzic kek.

>>535

>he has less than half my views today

you are like a little child

>>536

I wish

>>537

I was at 180+ but it plummeted :(

Is this fake or not?
https://www.interpals.net/methelethe

>>539
That's slavy's girl account

>>540
Slavi's?

What's the probability of a girl that has no pics be ugly or fat?
I'm tired of not getting responses.

>>527
Fuck them by all means, just don't ever get into a relationship with one.

Don't know what's happening.
Just today 3 portuguese girls saw my profile.

>>535

>rkaradzic

kek who still uses that account even

>>534
Why hasn't putin sliced his guts open yet?

>>483
you did nothing wrong, it's better for everyone that he knows.

>>542
post your profile, we'll help get it better.

>>547

Btw. I feel like I'm reading the French QT wrong. we were talking playfully today, and I made a joke what would happen if I sneaked a kiss. She laughed and said "you might get punched XD".

So, I'm thinking maybe she is just really excited to have me as a friend, and not on a different level?