Broken Joycon

>>20972
Fix your fucking thumb.

>>20972

Return it to the store, idiot.

>>20972
wtf is wrong with your hand

>>20973
My thumb's fine.

did you break you fucking thumb too ?

>Guys my Joycon doesn't work
>Do i call nintendo? Return it to the store?
>Nah i'll shitpost on /v/ first

>>20976
Obviously not if you can't use that Joycon.

>>20972

Dude I think your thumb has autism.

>>20977
Yeah OP, if both the thumb and the stick are broke, what's the problem?

>>20972

Go to the doctor, and get that broken thumb fixed first.

>>20972
You'd think the effect would cancel out.

>>20972
I think that joystick was made for your weird thumb bro

>>20979
That's also clearly a right Joycon, and a left hand.

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>>20972

>>20974
They are sold out of colored controllers, don't see how he could return it.

>>20985
>not ambidextrous master race

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>>20986

>OP presses hard enough to break his thumb
>I-It came broken

>>20987

He could return it for cash, or a non-colored model if available.

>>20991
the colored ones are inferior anyway

>>20992
As are most things.

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>>20991
Unfortunately, they are completely sold out. Left one is fine... except for sync issues.

>>20972
OP, you can't be this stupid. Please, give me some sort of sign you're not this stupid.

>>20995
How is he stupid? The stick is clearly broken.

Get a pro controller in meantime if they sold out of joycons. A lot more robust than the joycons.

>>20993
I was too lazy to make the complete joke so thank you

>>20997
I have a pro controller, but the games I want to play need the Joycon.

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>>20996
>This thing I bought is broken, what do I do?

>>20997
Good job finding one of those either.

>>21001
My target is full of them.

>>21002
send me one

>>21003
http://www.target.com/p/nintendo-wii-u-pro-controller-black/-/A-14297427

>>20972
lay off the crystal treatments, my man

>>20975
I can't believe i had to scroll so much to find this comment.

Really.
WTF is wrong with your hand?

>>21004
>wii-u-pro-controller

>>20972
Anon, the stick is for playing with and not shoving up your fuckboi ass

>>21004
Thanks, $30 off sounds like a good deal

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It didn't come broken, you're a dumbfuck genetic defective who can't operate a children's toy without breaking something.

t. retail employee who gets this same stupid story from every nigger and inbred trailer trash that waddles into his store

>>21010
Op hands arent black tho

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>>21011
>reading comprehension
OP's aren't but yours must be

>>20994
You do know Nintendo is fixing these joycons right?

Fuckin give them a call and a proof of purchase to see if they can fix that too.

What the fuck is wrong with that gays hands