Is there any videogame character that can defeat 1, I repeat,

Maybe that dude from Ashura's Wrath?

Doubt a canadian would put up much of a fight.

>>20573
IDK man. I don't expect to see any character with that power any time soon

>>20573
Doomguy

see these guys around a lot
theyre honestly pretty cool as long as you dont try to fuck with them
never seen em attack anyone before

t. canadian

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>>20573
There is one, but be warned. Once you check the spoiler it will come for you, and it will find you.

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>>20573

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>>20580

>>20578
They have barbs in their mouths. Stay safe, syrup bro.

t. Burger

>>20581

he certainly is a big guy

>>20580
>>20581
these fuckers make a sound that sounds like distant gunfire, it's fucking crazy, even has that fucking snap sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh3CFN-anq4

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>>20575
Oh hahaha.

>>20573
Solid Snake might *MIGHT* be able to beat one.

>>20585
These birds are so alpha they make rhinos piss themselves in fear.

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>>20580

>>20588
birbs are fuckin weird
freaky lil dinosaurs

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>>20589
WE

>>20588
right = gross
left = hot

>>20573
Link would kill it and cook it into a stew.

>>20573
>Canadian goose

It's Canada goose not Canadian.

>>20592
Link couldn't even handle 500 chickens at once. You know how many chickens a goose is equal to? Infinity chickens.

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>>20581
This guy.

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Geese are cute but they don't hold a candle to hippos.

>2 tons of pure hate
>Can run 20mph
>Teeth the size of your forearm
>Will kill you just because it feels like it
>Casually ignore prides of lions trying to kill them because their hide is too thick to be cut or bitten into

>>20595
Did he just impale that duck with his bottom jaw?

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>>20585
>>20573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7wJ8pE2qKU

>>20598
Jesus Christ what the fuck is that

I thought it was a sheepdog stepping out at first.

>>20597
He's a mean mother fucker.

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>>20589
>>20590
Reminder that this lil guy is a direct descendant of the T-Rex

>>20596
>people think nature is something worth protecting

>>20599
they reactivated its dinosaur leg genes

>>20581
why did god make that bird look like a shitty cheap animatronic?

>>20601
It's a ruthless killing machine.

>>20602
Is this what they motion captured for the gallimimus scene in Jurassic Park?

>>20602
Can that thing fly? Because it's really cool and I hope it can fly.

>>20585
Holy fuck what

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>>20608
Yes

>>20609
Canadian geese are basically flying Chihuahuas but even more fucking vicious.

>>20609
Instinct. The gorilla could destroy the goose, but if there's even a 10% chance of injury then it should run away since injury = can't mate/forage for food properly.

>>20603
>this animal is better than me and i consider it a threat
pathetic desu

>>20610
d-don't leave me senpai!

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>Canucks such manlets that they are defeated by geese
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

>>20608
Yep. It also kills and eats snakes for a living.
>>20598
I have no face for this

>>20618
>Yep. It also kills and eats snakes for a living.
Holy fucking shit I need one, this thing is beautiful AND functional.

>>20616
>implying you could kill even ONE without getting your glans ripped clean off of your dick

end yourself burgerclap

>>20617
How smart are these on the bird intelligence chart?

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>>20622
No idea. It's not really a widely available bird.

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Kass could kick any of their asses.

Why are canadians such pussies?