Comfy edition
Not invited: Leftists
>>2
>all appears to be well
>>9
Is being yourself that repellent?
>>9
Just bee urslef
>>10
I don't have many friends; never had a truly long term gf; don't have any other hobbies instead of being on my pc, playing video games and watching movies/series; i don't like going out; i don't have a Uni. degree or work; i have no hope for the future
I think it is
>>13
Don't be such a sad cunt. If a semi reclusive autist like me can turn it around, so can you.
>>13
>" heh I'm like so depressed bro's, I haven't fucked a stacy in 2 days haha"
This is what you sound like to me.
>>13
You'll never turn it around. You're right about there being no hope.
>>15
It's not just because of that, is a set of problems all together, and not having a gf is the least of my problems right now
>>17
Stop wasting your life like a miserable fool. Get a fucking job and realise how valuable your time is. I'd fucking kill to have well off parents that pay for my uni and shit.
>>17
btw bahamas is going to kill you for dropping the acts theme
>>14
>a semi reclusive autist
>female
its time to stop.
>>19
Oh, believe me, I wish I wasn't like this.
>>18
I don't know if i should get a unqualified shitty job, or stay at Uni. and finish a degree that i fucking hate and do a qualified job that i hate for the rest of my life
I don't want none of them
>>21
>I don't know if i should get a unqualified shitty job, or stay at Uni. and finish a degree that i fucking hate and do a qualified job that i hate for the rest of my life
ride it out as long as youre 'comfortable' and then ...
>>20
>
>>21
*I want none of them
>>21
Papers mean jack shit nowadays unless it's something STEM or a specialized sector. Get a part time job and learn some people skills, those are very rare to find nowadays.
>>22
Think what you like.
>>19
It's Act 20, he'll be ok...
>>25
i cant trust a girl to relate desu
>>26
im not so sure
>>27
I can vouch for her, she makes me look like a normie.
>>28
i dun belef u
>>22
I'm uncomfortable now and want to get out of the ride
>>24
>learn some people skills
That is what i lack the most.
But for the unqualified jobs that i will get, they don't required any people skills, they are: working in a slaughterhouse for chicken, (that i will always refuse to work there), and work in factories or timber mills.
And if i'm lucky, because unqualified unemployment is high
>>30
idk what to tell you m8. strong rope is my go to solution
>>30
Blue collar jobs build character and you'll stop being such a faggot eventually. Go for it.
>>31
my friend tried to hang himself in high school but he fucked it up and then got sent to a mental inpatient facility for a while
>>33
That's quite sad
i swear google is trolling. there has never been a stop sign in one of these pics
>>33
>but he fucked it up
deets?
also how is he now
>>35
>deets
I think he just did it impulsively and messed up the knot. Either that or he didn't really intend to go through with it and was being histrionic.
Either way he told a friend who told the school and they talked to his parents and decided to send him to the mental facility.
He's ok these days I guess. He has a gf and does a lot of drugs
>>36
>Either way he told a friend
Nah, he didn't want to kill himself
>He's ok these days
>does a lot of drugs
>>36
>He's ok these days I guess. He has a gf and does a lot of drugs
anon, help your friend
Hello St. Thomas, St. Crox and St. Jan
It's been 100 years since we sold you guys to America, but we will never say sorry for the slavery thing, so stop bugging us about it.
best
Denmark
>>40
None of those islands have internet, sorry about that.
>>41
because of slavery
Familia I thought only the Haitians did voodoo.
Yesterday I was looking around Oranjestad to get a cheeky mug I'd seen at another place.
Because I couldn't find it yesterday I turned to the Chinks to print my own just like the one I found at the other place.
The latest review on this mug is from a Belgian. Who put pic related on xis mug https://www.aliexpress.com/item/cheeky-mug/32686337625.html
What does it mean?
>>40
You need to start paying your slavery reparations, you piece of shit
>>44
Wtf....
>>44
Val does escort for rich tourists
>>44
KEK, that may make her uncomfortable
>>44
That pic is going to be the next OP for /carib/
>>44
What the fuck is this.
'sup, my niggas, I have a question.
Here we have some folk tales/histories of a spider called Annancy/Nancy. Anyway, I was wondering if you have too.
>>51
Compa Nansi? We do. The spider trickster.
>>51
Yep, Anansi (Trickster god/Story god) taught in primary and preschool
I always liked his stories because he used to think his way out of his problems.
>>42
i know because you cant relate )))))
jokes aside i hope those feels arent too strong
>>51
yep
>>51
Fucking Kompa Nanzi, literally my childhood inspiration for becoming an irl troll. Thanks for the nostalgia Costa-rica bro, btw your coffee is fantastic.
>>52
>>54
>>55
>>53
Thats good. There is a local butthurt because in an attempt of our goverment to be more PC and fair with the Caribbean region of the country, they are pushing the Annancy thing and tried to get it registered as a cultural patent.
Get ready to pay royalties for the 100% Costa Rican tale of Annancy, my brothers.
>>56
>cultural patent
It's folk tales from the mother continent tho.
>>55
>btw your coffee is fantastic
how is our coffee?
>>57
No, its a Costa Rican folk tale : ^), Africa will have to pay too.
>>56
We no longer accept you as a member of /carib/ if you pull that shit
>>58
Never tried it before famalam so I can't really say.
>>61
should try it. its not half bad
>>62
>297
Kek approves.
jfc google there is no stop sign
>>63
>Kek approves
idungeddit
im not up to speed on the frog god memes
>>64
297 is the area code for Aruba
It's also the number of the specific shade of blue in our flag.
Kek knows.
>>65
>297 is the area code for Aruba
>It's also the number of the specific shade of blue in our flag
is that a coincidence or is it intentional
>>62
I hate it when the dogs do this
>>68
do you have a recurring problem with doggos in public restrooms?
>>69
No but my mothers dogs tend to do this when I am there
>>70
Do they watch you fap?
>>70
>>71
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrNz37uc7kc
I just exercised. How good do you think I will do if I exercise for the loss of ~2200 calories per day?
My legs kind of hurt though, so I don't know if I'll be able to go as long tomorrow.
>>75
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08
Depends on the physique you want, Exercise is always good for self confidence.
>>76
Just want to lose some fucking weight lol
Comfy.
>>77
Same here, Avoid sugar and just go on jogs and you should shape real good
>his country is an island
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
anyone here ever been to Montserrat?
>>59
That is simply not true.
>>81
>visiting what amounts to an active volcano jutting out of the water
for what purpose?
>>84
>summit meeting
did any virgin girls or goats go missing by chance
>>85
Well if it was a meeting like that, I doubt anyone would be reported missing
>>84
You play?
I shot archery in high school. Went to the national competitions and shit... got a senior letter or whatever for it, too. The global competition was in Orlando funny enough.
>someone gets shot in my neighborhood yesterday
>gunman barricades himself in house on my block
>swat rolls up, police shut off the block, I can't get home for two hours
>somehow they still let the shooter escape
This is what I imagine living in Jamaica is like
>>87
your high school had an archery team?
>>88
Yeah it's in like 24 states or something
>>38
Didn't ever expect to see dekinai-chan posted in this thread.
Remove Haiti and the Dominican Republic and the West Indies would be the best country on earth.
>>91
It is also the mascot for the Japanese learning threads now on /int/ which used to be on /a/. >
We basically use it as a demotivational thing.
>>93
do you have more because i really like the expression
>>92
>implying we want to join them
Kek, we are not even on Caricom, let alone uniting with them.
>>95
>let alone uniting with them.
too bad youre inseparable
>>88
Pretty accurate tbqh
>>97
>implying police put in that much effort
Drinking glorious french indies rhum.
>>100
>55%
Not familiar with this rum
>>101
You should try, it's very different and really taste like sugar cane. Usually rum is a by-product of sugar production, that's not the case with "Rhum agricole".
>>100
I'm going to look for this one. I need more rum in my life. Merci, mon cher.
>>103
You're welcome. Also, all white rhum from Martinique/Guadeloupe are equally good in my opinion, don't stick with this one. As long as they are "rhum agricole" and at least 50°, they are the real thing.
Traditionally, they make "ti-punch" ->
-1/5 liquid sugar
-4/5 rhum
Add piece of lime
No ice, no ridiculous paper umbrella.
>>102
Will do frendo, but our imports are trash
>>104
I gotta stock up on rhum next time I go to marigalante
>>104
how much does this sort of thing sell for. is it poorfag friendly
>>106
IS THAT KEKISTAN FLAG?
>>108
No, it's the island Dominica
>>108
Pls gib Fjords
i-is pensacola /carib/?
>>111
Sorry famalam, you need to be in the carib sea to be carib.
t. Geography
>>112
so.... bahamas is not /carib/?
>>112
>Sorry famalam, you need to be in the carib sea to be carib.
but the Caribbean sea touches the ocean so everybody is carib if they want to be
>>114
>but the Caribbean sea touches the ocean so everybody is carib if they want to be
That is exactly the kind of laid-back thing I could imagine a Jamaican saying. Thanks, lad.
>>113
Are you stupid or something?
>>2
So, are you guys all black? How many of you have Irish heritage?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZNEloGC1oI
>>117
Saint Valerie is 1/64th Irish.
>>116
bahamas isn't in the caribbean sea like you said
the sea ends at cuba / hispaniola
>>117
have some on my grandfathers side
most people here have a mixed bag of genes
>>116
>>119
it is settled
What is the wild mammalian diversity of your country?
Rats, mice, green monkeys, stray cats and stray dogs are all we have.
>>120
what the fuck
>>122
you want communists in here?
>>120
Since you're editing can you remove Dominican republic and put Hispaniola
Thanks
>>123
>>124
wew
>>125
we're not commies i swear
>>96
>inseparable
Even when they come here illegaly, they still are forced to live in their own guettoes, not even poor as fuck black dominicans want to mix with them.
Sooner or later we will build our own border wall to keep them out.
>>124
>>126
Lol mad negroes.
>>127
>>128
i love domi assmad and i dont know why
>>128
Send those to Aruba pls, all we get are the fat and feminist domis.
>have two glasses of whiskey for the day already
>desire to drink intensifies
am i not going to make it afterall
>>132
I know those feels my man
>I just need my anxiety to go away
>>129
It's the best to be honest
>>130
You're always welcome Ameribro
>>133
idek mayne. nothing is even going wrong right now, its all going pretty well
>>135
Same here but I am anxious about my Letters
The other day the Lord of the Rings live Orchestra played in Lisbon, i wanted to go so bad but Lisbon is too far away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rE3V4PlSxk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7ciJMI0AKw
>>137
Wait so they play the music live as the movie is playing?
>>138
Yes, it can't be more cool than that
>>139
That sounds awesome as fuck
yo my nigs does any of you know of stores in trinidad that sells model kits, action figures(not the bootleg shit you see in those toy stores) and video games?
>>129
>>134
Admit it you just hate us, because you aint like us, we don't even know batshit about Jamaica or Bahamas safe for Bob Marley and Usain Bolt, let alone that we don't share migrants or any relevant historial period nor even a friendly rivality in terms of sport, so yeah you are attacking us with no reason and since you guys are so irrelevant i have no fucking idea of what can i use to mock you, except that you are niggers and tiny irrelevant shitholes.
>>131
How do aruban women look like? aren't you guys triracials for the most part like ricans? or more mulattoid like us?
>>142
Tbh I don't even have anything against dom rep. When I went there os seems like a run of the mil tropical shithole and was described as such, albeit with greater subtlety, by a tour guide
You lot just get mad too easily.
Also we dont have a rivalry on sport because you aren't in our league. Gg no re
>>144
>albeit with greater subtlety, by a tour guide
Kek
>>141
Yes there are many, but mostly Video Game oriented
There are a couple stores in West mall, TrinCity mall and Gulf city mall
and one place I used to go to on Henry Street in Port of Spain.
The cheeky Aruba trip has worked out really well for me familia. Because I sent my cv to an Aruban company and went there on vacation on such a short notice my manager thought I was looking around for another job and I got a promotion and a phat raise.
>>143
I've seen [spoiler] and touched [/spoiler] one from up close.
>>144
>>144
>you aren't in our league
Can you trump this?
>>147
>up close.
ohhh spooky
>>149
>spooky
Very true.
>>149
Can you ask Fuzzy Bear on Telegram to go check up on Carolina?
I'm getting worried.
>>151
Who the hell is Fuzzy Bear?
>>152
The gay furry PR
>>153
Oh I see, well I told him, he said he can do nothing
>>155
>with a popsicle
Lewd, this is how a hentai would start
Bought the latest Humble Bundle familia.
>>151
Who is Carolina?
>>159
No idea, Satan.
>>160
You buy a bunch of games for an amount of money you choose, then you distribute the amount of money across the developers, charities or the site, according to your wishes.
I don't really play games anymore, but multiplayer games might come in handy sometime.
>have to drive my brother around unexpectedly
>already had some sips today
>have to buy him stuff
>rhum agricole fund is now $10 smaller
>anxious as fuck because i had to talk to cashiers
>anxious as fuck because have to navigate down pothole filled roads in a fuckhueg car
>>162
ic. no money for girls making games?
also pls confirm my suspicion that carolina is PR
>>162
>>158
I would rather cut my dick than give money to this SJW scum
>>164
>I would rather cut my dick than give money to this SJW scum
For the first time I agree with you
>>165
you know that they want you to cut your dick off right?
And how goes today carib
>>167
Had the worst fried chicken and chips then had smoked Herring which had all of its salt removed so lunch was miserable
Saw a meteor so all that made my day 100% better
>>170
>why? who does this?
Apparently him
>>144
>When I went there os seems like a run of the mil tropical shithole and was described as such, albeit with greater subtlety, by a tour guide
>Implying Jamaica is any better
https://www.ifitweremyhome.com/compare/DO/JM
Why are yall niggers so uppity? if we weren't attached to Haiti. we would be doing a hell of a lot better.
>You lot just get mad too easily.
We don't, we just mind our own bussiness and is only natural and a logical path that we react and fight back when someone we don't even know tries to make fun of us even more if said person comes from an even worse shithole, we are not cucks who let themselves being taken as clown, aqui hay grano y plomo.
>Also we dont have a rivalry on sport because you aren't in our league
The only sport your country is good at is running, which it in itself is pretty much a meme sport, since it doesn't require skills, just a good physique and what's more the natural advantage black genes supply for the matter. when your country actually get good at something worth mentioning like baseball, basketball or boxing, we can talk.
>>172
>That last statement
This is incorrect on multiple fronts
>>146
thanks mate I will write this down going back to tnt in a few days
>>172
Lmao. Are you going to sue for too much bantz
>>174
I see well have fun...don't get killed
why... why do you kill each other in paradise
is this the truth of humans?
>>177
Stabbing people often solves problems. It's not the most efficient method but it does a good job of solving interpersonal conflict quickly
>>177
>paradise
This is where you are wrong kiddo
This place is shit in multiple important areas
>>177
I personally don't, but we got two issues in this country
Broken Justice system
Broken Family system
We are working on the first one but the second is gonna take some time, the up side is when it comes to murder the vast majority of it is simply Criminals on bail killing other criminals on bail.
>>180
Nothing is going to change....
>>181
>>182
It's sad I know but acceptance is a thing
>>177
Killing people is fun, i would do it if i lived in a country with a shitty criminal police and corrupt judges
>>184
This is why you are generally unliked
>>185
Don't be mean
>>176
uncle is giving me a gun and im going to be staying away from that whole armed guys/police situation
>>187
>uncle is giving me a gun
Have you decided yet who are you going to kill?
Kill a homeless men, because nobody will report him missing
>>184
>>185
>>186
jej
>>187
>uncle is giving me a gun
you got a permit for that m80
>>191
>which it in itself is pretty much a meme sport
What exactly is a Meme sport and the criteria that make it such
>since it doesn't require skills
False, all sports require some form of technique and skill
Stride,Form,breathing,foot placement etc.
>just a good physique and what's more the natural advantage black genes supply for the matter.
I wouldn't say that, physique and technique matter in all sports
when your country actually get good at something worth mentioning like baseball, basketball or boxing, we can talk.
>worth mentioning
By what metric are me measuring?
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2012/aug/13/top-olympics-tv-events-ceremonies
>Usain Bolt's 100 metres win took the gold medal as the most-watched piece of sporting action
The most watched event of the London Olympics,I couldn't find the Rio Viewership from a reliable source but the numbers I saw were around 35mill
>>192
Most watched sporting* event
Also other running events made it into the 10 most viewed sports
>>191
No. The assmad be real my negro
>>142
> Admit it you just hate us,
I Don't hate you I just hate that we share a name
>>195
Well you don't have the same name though
how is /carib/s day going?
>>198
Ok 3bh. No plans tho
Wew. You guys see pol this morning.
It need to stay like that desu
>>200
They're going to be salty for months
>>2
Good day to you all
>>202
hola
hello island buddies
is it still spring there?
>>202
Trinibro, is that you ?
Why aren't you in telegram group(And why isn't FM for that matter?)
>>202
>Good day
It's almost night
>>198
Done nothing useful all day, only drank Ponche Aruba and talked about roleplaying on /pol/.
Now I'm gonna do something useful; make my own Ponche Aruba so I can continue my evening doing nothing useful.
>>205
I think you have the wrong guy
I haven't posted in the carib threads since Christmas
>>209
¿Que?
>>209
Espanhol é merda
>>211
¿de donde eres?
>>212
No puedo discirnirlo por tu bandera
>>212
De onde achas que sou, espanhol burro
>>207
>Ponche Aruba
wat is dat?
>>215
Pre Ponche Aruba
>>217
Ponche Aruba
Mine's too sweet I think.
Going to dilute with water and rum.
>>218
Honorary Aruban.
>>218
Share the recipe senpai
>>219
:^)
>>220
The rum's only 35%, I'm going to guess my Ponche is about ~17% alcohol.
Going to use a stronger one next time.
Using the whey as an easy source of protein, don't want to buff up, just want to get back into shape. Lost quite the amount of weight the last few months.
>>221
It's in Papiamento and goes something like this:
1 can of milk (coffee milk)
1 can of condensed milk
3 eggs
1/2 cup of rum / amaretto / brandi of your choice
1 thee spoon of vanilla
1 pack of instant jelly pudding
It's basically put all the stuff in the blender. First the milk, condensed milk and alcohol, beat 1 min, add the eggs, beat another minute.
Then add the jelly pudding mix and vanilla and beat another minute.
I have no idea what the last two lines say, the last couple of words give credit for the recipe and the word 'ijskast' is Dutch/Papiamento for fridge. Maybe one of the Arubanons can help out.
Also I used cookie pudding instead of pistachio. Make sure you don't use vanilla sugar but just vanilla (they didn't sell it here). And I'd say be easy on the condensed milk (do a bit first and add more later if you want it sweeter) or it might get too sweet.
>>222
>Lost quite the amount of weight the last few months
teach me your secrets
>>222
>1 can of condensed milk
That explains why it is sweet
>>223
Eat less and work out.
Seems simple but you gotta do it and keep it up.
First cut out everything you can easily miss, snacks, soft drinks, alcohol (:^)), juices.
Reduce the sizes of your meals.
Eat / drink things which fill you up but do not contain a lot of calories, whey is an excellent example.
And work out :^)
I take the stairs instead of the elevator now and I started swimming.
>>224
I knew the product but never had any uses for it.
>>223
Btw if that's a real Birdo, that's pretty cool. I want a pet Tucan.
>>225
>Eat less and work out.
>snacks
>alcohol
bruh
>I take the stairs instead of the elevator
good thing we dont have elevators ))
h-hi!
>>228
ayyyyy
glad to know youre still with us
What do you guys think about miami/south florida?
>>230
Cuba lite
>>231
It can be cuba it can be haiti it can be puerto rico it depends on what neighborhood
Is there a significant difference between cayman islands and bahamas from a tourist point of view?
Thinking of going to either of them in my next vacations after i leave Bonaire
>>234
>Almost didn't make it ladm8.
shiet
im ok. finished school so just waiting till next month to move on to the next course
>>189
>implying most people who own a gun has a permit
don't make me deport you out of your own country
>>237
>don't make me deport you out of your own country
just be careful. you might get targeted for bribes
>>230
I like it, it's nice from what I've seen