You have 10 seconds to act as Turkish as possible.

>>1608
>runs under the fridge
>genocides ants on the way

Why is everyone obsessed with Turks? It's by far the most secular and democratic country in that region.

>>1609
:3c

Turks are real nice people, I really like them

>30 mins cooking food
>2 hours removing hair from the food
>dinners ready!

>>1608
>watching Tv in foreign countries
>hears the word "turk"
>gets all excited

>>1610
>>1611
>>1612
What the fuck is going on

>>1610
Because shit has hit the fan with this čomar in charge. I just feel sorry for people in the non-islamic centres like Istanbul. These people are more modern than half of Europe but they have to deal with his degeneracy all the same.

i know one turkish guy
a really good friend of mine, i dont mind the fact that they're muslims
i like Turkey :)

>sees hole in the ground
>shits in it

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>>1610
Excuse me Franz, but if I may interject--

Turkey in my opinion, is actually less religiously free then its puppet state Azerbaijan.

In Azerbaijan, I do believe you can literally spit on the Korean and nobody would even flinch to the action.

But in Turkey, especially the more East you go, I think such actions would be viewed as blasphemous.

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Best thing about Armenians is that you don't have to feed them

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>>1616
>non-islamic centres like Istanbul

Kek. Tbh Istanbul contains all kinds of people from the whole Turkish spectrum.

I dont know anything about turkey

>>1619
depends where you are in turkey.
People might join you at some cities

>>1616
>non islamic cities like shitstanbul
Ah yes the original homeland of AKP

>>1608

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRgi5d7XsgY

>>1619
>spit on the Korean
kek

>>1621
>>1623
I have only been to Istanbul. I stayed with a guy on airbnb who introduced us to his friends, so I'm no doubt biased.

>detonates

All of you are fascist hitler holocaust nazis, we dindu nuffin, now let us into your countries or we gon punish you!

What, trade sanctions? N-no, we would never do that, it's not like most of our economy leeches off yours or anything!

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cnm

>>1625
Yeah i remember you talking about migrating between beşiktaş and kadıköy.

Needless to say those places are a minority in turkey

>>1627
>YANIYOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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>>1625
Yes, I know, it was a typo. You don't have to remind me that my English is bad.

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>>1629
Those places are paradise.

>>1619
For non religious Muslims
>Kazakhstan
>Azerbaijan
>Kyrgyzstan
>Turkey

They seem like the least religious

>>1628
aga gib moni plox

>>1629
Also why do so many place names end in taš (stone) ?

>>1631
Your English isnt bad, dont be a cry baby

*autistic chriping*

We're the most powerful empire in Europe !!

*beat* *fight*

OI NAMA SHIKIDIM SHIKIDIM

>>1633
all turkic

>>1639
How do you know tarkan ?

>>1635
only taşdelen, taşoyuk and beşiktaş have taş in it.
https://tr.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%B0stanbul%27un_belediyeleri_listesi

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*crawls* under the fridge*

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>spots arm*nian fucking shits on the board
>relocates them to ribbit

>>1610
Because that's was how it was sold to us, and it turned out not to be the case. Betrayal hurts more than simple opposition.

Bütün yobazların, arap sevicilerin, kürtlerin, anadolu çomarlarının, kürt sevicilerin, dejenere ılık götlülerin ve dejenere batı hayranı aşiftelerin taa amına koyayım. Çocukluğumu, gençliğimi, hayatımı siktiniz. Size inat, sizin gibi orospu çocuklarına inat ÇALIŞACAĞIM, BAŞARACAĞIM!

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>Destroys the islamic caliphate, doing more damage to islam than the west has ever done

>>1608
ayo
*slurps gone off milk*
so you be sayin
*shaves unibrow*
so you be sayin that
*gropes western tourists*
we wuz ataturks and shit?

>>1641
local kebab shop would play his songs all the time, i thought it was mad catchy so i asked them for the name of the artist

>>1642
Ok, well street names too, e.g. I stayed on dikilitaš

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>>1646
Noice

>>1616
Istanbul is full of Kurds and Syrians you mupit
Turky as a whole is fucked from multiculturalism

>>1648
kekd

>>1633
Yes, it would seem the Central Asian nations, or rather Turkic nations, are more secular toward Islam than their other likeminded brethren.

I was just unsure about it being secularized in Turkey and the other countries.

But as >>1623 pointed out, it is secular as well

Aren't Oceanic Asian countries such as Malaysia and Indonesia also secularized when it comes to Islam?

>>1648
>*slurps gone off milk*
Ayran is very tasty and healthy. Go back to your McDonald's milkshake.

>>1646
Finland best ally.
Even the turkish diaspora there is the best

>>1652
deserve what they get for playing empire in the middle east 2bh

fuck erdogan that dondomar seller
heil ataturk kemalism is based

>>1654
i think malaysia has iran tier islam but with more chinkiness and illusion of democracy

>>1657
Dont use my name you mong

>>1646
Good one dönerci, i appreciate it

>>1657
Wasn't really an empire so much as land that they held
Tbh

>hurr durr im gay

>>1654
>South East Asian Muslims
A bit more then Pakis or Arabs but for the most part I wouldn't say they are secular, the religion doesn't dominate their life completely but many do avidly practice. Brunei is in SEA and has Sharia law and so do bits of Indonesia.

ERDOGAAANNNNN

>>1650
Dikilitaş means waystone, usefull for navigation back in the day.
I would guess thats why some of the streets have taş in it.

>>1666
I see, thanks

*steal some white guy's phone*

>>1659
I liked Malaysia, especially in the /int/ Hunger Game simulations hosted by some Canadian, who I presumably believe has stopped posting.

But yes, Malaysia kept surviving each game usually as the winner. Truly masterrace.

>>1643
Its so funny this pic but i have been to Turkey twice (2010 and 2011) and i would say Turks are a much nicer people than they look today.

Before all this racket with isis/isil and russia and all that that i was there.

I remember good food, and nice people, annoying sellers yes but you can always say no.

And also extreme heat like +45C for a week, i remember trying to walt to castle of Alanya +40C, we got a few km then the heat was to much.

A turkish cabbie drove up and asked d if we needeed a ride and we sure did. So he got us some water and asked what we wanted todo.

We told him we were heading to the castle of Alanya but the heat gor to us. He said he would give us a guided tour of the castle and he did. We saw everything and got all the stories.

After he drove us back home to the hotel he started to add up what a fulle day f taxi and guider tours would cost us and the sum was 75kr or like 7.50€,

I gave him a 20€ and he was worth a lot more than that. I will always remember that cabdriver, he was so nice and so friendly and i think i will always associate Turks with friendly people.

>>1670
Most of us unironically love helping out tourists (both from different cities or countries) and introduce them to our culture.

Alot of hotel owners and travel agencies are cringing hard at the recent ''no dutch tourist plz'' pics on the internet. As if we have an abundance of tourist already.

>>1608
*Withstands nuclear radiation*

Watch soap operas

Turkey is the place where you can urinate on a Koran in public and nothing happens, but if you say Ataturk was a faggot, the cops will arrest you and kick your ass.

>>1608
Türkçü türkçügtü türklerim türküm

>>73043918
Were they beheaded?

Been to Izmir and all the Turks were very nice :)
Although everybody was drinkin' boiling tea and it was like 40 degrees or sth
Is this why we lose when we fight?

>>1677
40 degrees is fucking chilly, man. Only 8 above freezing.

>>1678
He's a Yuropoor. He uses that "other" temperature system. Pay it no mind.

>>1677
dont greeks drink tea when its hot?
Wtf i tought we were similar greece i thought we had a thing going

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>>1680
we aren't really a tea nation when I think about it
we lean more with the coffee side
>>1678
>>1679
oh come on, I will put a C next time so you don't get beffudled

>>1676
It's Turkey m8, not 90's Iran or whatnot

>>1647
Greatest muslim ever,
Is it true that many Turks today hate Ataturk, I remember some 9 to 10 years ago when i was in Istanbul guy who rented us apartment had big picture of him in his office and his pic was on on every note

I suddenly hate every country i come in contact with

>>1683
Also much nicer people than those arrogant cunts from greece

*pray to God Atatürk the man who made Turkey secular*

>>1683
only kurds, jihadis and çomars with slight intelligence. (unlike the çomars who both somehow worship erdoshit/islam and atatürk at the same time)

>>1610
We have a winner lads

>>1683
Also
>implying Papatürk is a m*slim that worships a paedophile's religion

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>>1676
They were going at it even before the US became a country.

>>1614
fucking kek

>>1683
>>1647
even though he rekt some ancestors back in smyrna
he really did push his country forward and you gotta show respect for that
turkey needs a second kemal
hell we need A kemal

>>1687
I read somewhere half of the kurds are alevi non-believers, why would turks on 4chan lie to us ?

>>1685
In what island did you go croatfriend?

>>1666
no, it means obelisk

>>1666
>dick in lit ass

>>1677
tea takes the heat away komşi, haven't you heard of it?
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/a-hot-drink-on-a-hot-day-can-cool-you-down-1338875/

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>>1693
hdp (kurd "secular" communist party) supporters want sharia more than erdogan supporters do (akp). some of kurds still commit fgm. region is extremely backwards. they even have kurdish hizbullah in there.

>>1697
nope
So this is the secret
I see

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>>1692
>turkey needs a second kemal
>greek flag

>>1693
>kurds
>alevi
you mean zaza's, the ethnicity that constantly gets oppressed by k*rds and yet no one cares.

>nonbeliever kurds

Literal commushits that deserve to be killed.

>>1695
yeah i just looked it up as well.
I always tought it meant waystone.

>>1698
But arent the hezbollah /ourguys/ ?

>>1700
I DID say we needed a kemal, too
I don't like were thing are going

>>1694
Attica and Peloponnese, mostly stayed in Athens

>>1655
This is true

>>1702
kurdish hizbullah is kind of a turkish gladio against commie kurds. they are not related to hezbollah of iran.

>>1704
>mostly stayed in athens
There is your problem friendo

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>>1698
English version

>>1708
Reminder that those ''no opinions'' ones are pretty much ''No it shouldnt, but i dont want to be objected by society since i am a pussy''

What do Turks in Turkey think of Turks in Europe ?
I can't say we like them very much here..

ataPİÇ ve bütün t*rk PİÇlerinden nefret ediyorum

USA = FETO = DAESH

>>1710
Please dont send them back i beg of you

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>>1665
NAZI

>>1658
Wtf is up with the erdogan personality cult in this country, it's so unhealthy.

Also I dug up ataturk's corpse and sucked his penis

>>1709
No opinion means no opinion you fucktard
>>1710
Kill them all :^)

>>1716
how can you have no fucking opinion for secularism?
''I dont care if i live in a secular nation or under sharia''

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>>1715

OTTOMAN 1453 WE FUCKET YUR MATHER U KAFFİRS

>>1610
pretty good

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>>1712

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>>1721

>>1620
How is the Turk going to feed an Armenian when he can't even feed himself?

ARMENIAN GENOCIDE NEVER HAPPEN WE TAKE CONSTANTINOPLE AND NEVER GIVE BACK AHAHAHAHA WE ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL RACE ON EARTH

I am Greek.

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pepeeee kshshhhhhhhhhhh pepepeeeeeeee peeeeeeeee

>>1724
cCc Turk cCc

KILL ALL JEWS KILL ALL ARMENIANS KILL ALL GREEKS

ALLAHU AKBAR

HEIL HITLER

WE WUZ OTTOMANS
YOU IS NAZI
ALLAHU AKBAR

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done

>>1608
HADJE HADJE. SIKTIR.
>Genocides an Armenian.

>>1731
and a greek, don't forget the greek.

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We love Turkey. But I don't know how Turkish are.

>>1710
When they flood Turkey during holidays, I can recognize them from 1 mile away. I don't think we will accept them, if you expel them.

I heard that Turks really love us.

malta yok

>>1736
There is no island called malta.
Its all just western propaganda

>>1737
True, why would anyone invent such a lie?

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>>1608
>act as Turkish as possible
No idea how to do that.
There's only one Turk I know and he's a fucking awesome guy.

>>1738
Are you guys Arab? If not why you are speaking arabic?

>>1608
CcC tuuuuuuuuran
CcC.

>>1739
How do you like sucking that Turkish cock, kafir?

>>1738
its an elaborate scheme to attract tourists to the isle of man invented by the british.
Have you ever seen someone visit the island when the motorcross race isnt happening? Of course you didnt no one does. All those trips my friends took to malta all they did was going to the isle of man.

>>1740
My dumb fucking ancestors decided to take the language of their conquerors.

>>1614
Same here anything mentioning Turks is exciting

>>1742
Seems pretty nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAV6zH7coKs

*autistic screeching*

>>1746
just off yourself

>>1744
Before Arabic conquest what was your language? I heard that Sicily was speaking Arabic too for more than 500 years, but they gave up Arabix. What is the reason you guys kept it?

>>1749
What we spoke prior to Arabic, No idea maybe Latin? Maltese evolved from Siculo-Arabic, An Arabic dialect spoken in Sicily and Malta. After the Norman conquests, Siculo-Arabic died out from Sicily while in Malta evolved into Maltese.

>>1749
their women were just too fond of their brown dicks at the time

>>1750
According to Wikipedia, you guys were Phoenician in origin. So it could be you were speaking another Semitic languages in ancient times.

>>1752
That's also true.

>>1608
yes, we are indeed nazis

>>1608
who the fuck put cocaine in my kebab again!!!
i swear by baba erdogan heads will roll

>"yo lad, what's genocide are you talking about?"

>>1755
Meanwhile, on the other side of turkey:

who the fuck made my kebab without cocaine!!!
i swear by baba ataturk heads will roll

>>1608
>Brag about being a democratic nation
>Form a death squad if anyone criticises Ataturk

>>1733
>Be grandfather
>be in some poor village in eastern Turkey
>Expect some conscription in some other shitty part of turkey
>Get send to Korea
>Fight day and night for 2 years
>Get send back to Turkey to receive A shitty medal

At least you guys are based in creating some nice Smartphones

>>73057323
aren't you afraid of isis beheading you?

>>1758
oh, i wish

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>>1676

No. Its just a part of Turkish culture.

>>1608
"Feels good to praise Allah and be an Arab"

Abdulmecid - the hero we didn't deserve
Enver did nothing wrong
K*rts - only good under a Turkish boot

What race are Turks exactly

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>>1610

>>1610
>Democratic
Ataturk and Erdogan would like to have a word with you.

>>1765
We are the USA of ME and Balkans. Totally mixed, and it varies through the regions. The only common thing is the language (although there are bunch of accents which are not mutually intelligible).

>>1610
>What are Armenia, Georgia, and Azerbaijan

>>1610
>>1769
oh fug I just got it

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>>1608
*whistles nonchalantly*

>>1610
>being cuckular
That's why I hate turkey. Why aren't they the based Ottomans anymore?

>turn my flag upside down
>start genociding everyone

>>1689
(((atacuck)))

>>1610
>It's by far the most secular and democratic country in that region.
>in that region
That says very little about Turkey.

>>1608
>transforms into cockroach

>>1608
>explodes

>>1765
Gypsies mixed with arabs and kurds

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>>1647
Nice fake quote you fucking faggot

Kemalists have been destroying this country since its foundation lmao ever since AKP took over they achieved more than the CHP has in the past 60 fucking years, and that is saying a lot considering how the AKP is being lead by a dumb islamic laz

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>>1779
Not turk but it's not surprising at all if non-ideological people who lived through 2002-2008 credit akp for it, it's pretty startling really

>>1756
Papuan genocide

>>1772
Because WW1

>>1780
That economic trend is pretty standard behavior for BRIC-like countries: massive growth in the last decade, but also a staggering amount of debt building up that will eventually come back to haunt them