What was the purpose of Paya?

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To have yet another girl lose to Zelda

to make my dik hard af famalam

>>13799
to be my lovely wife claimed (mine only)

Someone at Nintendo watched Naruto for the first time and decided they wanted to shove Hinata into the next Zelda game for whatever reason.

Now we have Paya.

To further fuel my delusions of having someone care about me.

Every game needs a worst girl.

>>13799
Sitting on my face.

To be CUTE!

>>13799
Nintendo can no longer make a good game to save their lives so instead they shove as much waifubait into their games as possible.

>>13799
There is something wrong with this image, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

>>13799
We want the cuckqueen audience

>>13799
She's a real cutie patootie.

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>>13799
to make sure that best girl doesn't get the guy for the billionth time

>>13800
>implying Link didn't soothe Paya with his penis the night the heirloom was stolen

There's a reason they woke up in her room, with Paya smiling and blushing.

to achieve perfection

>>13799

Boner fuel

If only she were barefoot

I want to fuck shrine maidens.

>>13808
Your first instinct may be to make fun of this anon, but in reality he's correct! All those 10/10s were solely from Paya! Goddamn she's great

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>>13800
>so many girls lusting after Link in this game
>all cucked by Zelda

She can't keep getting away with this!

Fluid receptacle

Is Paya the first cuckqueen in the Zelda series?

>>13820
Technically Mipha was a cuckquean 100 years before Paya was born

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H-here it is M-Master Link! Look... o-only if you want to...

>>13821
If we're going by girls who lost the Linkbowl there are plenty, especially Cia who was cuckqueened by every Zelda at once

But Paya is the only one who says she's ok with Zelda fucking Link

>>13822
Come the fuck on, she would never go with this pose if she wanted to show her mark.

>>13824
She would because she's pure and oblivious enough that she wouldn't recognise the pose as lewd.

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>poor man's Malon
>game also features poor man's Ruto
wew lad

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I must admit that I'm still not great at interacting with young men.

>>13827
It can't get this bad:
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aa7_1490982861

>>13823
Doesn't Mipha tell you to go to find the princess?

Also, doesn't Mipha go to tell Zelda to think of Link to awaken her power?

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>>13799
The same as every other character.

To be a foil for Kass so Kass shines even brighter by comparison.

>>13829
Mipha's not even physically existing when Link eventually fucks Zelda. It shouldn't count.

>>13830
WIFE AND 5 KIDS

>>13832
I have a hard time believing his wife only fucked best bird 5 times.

>>13829
I do think it's subtly implied that Mipha realized something was going on between Link and Zelda but Paya gives up before she even tried

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>>13818
Doesn't the whole Hylia/Hero thing mean they will ALWAYS end up together, even in situation where in the game they don't really mesh? Like TP, won't they fug despite Link loving Midna because of that shit?

>>13803
What does she have in common with Hinata except being shy?

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>>13828
>https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aa7_1490982861
>you're sexually harassing me
FUCKING KEK!

>>13835
TP was before Skyward Sword established that lore so who knows what the deal was there

I think it's likely Link x Zelda is going to be prominent if not outright canon in future games in any case, as it has been in Hyrule warriors and BotW

>>13799
I think the real question you need to ask, is what was the purpose of the Rito?

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>>13839
To be cute.

>>13840
>Married with 6 wives

>>13835
>>13838
Was there ever anything sound on the link affecting their relationship? I always figured it meant that there would always be a Link and a Zelda and they would always subdue Ganon together, but that was the end of it

>>13842
I thought the lore established Hylia took human form because of her love for the chosen hero and that this love was reincarnated along with the actors

>>13840
I'm glad they went back and redesigned them to be more varied and birdlike. They were okay in Wind Waker but they're much better now.

>>13799
SEED

NEED
BREED

Shy, devout and cute character!

>>13826
Mipha is a million times better than that pushy ugly bitch.

Does BoTW Link has the easiest post journey life of any Link?

>Go to Kakariko
>Knock up Paya
>Settle down there for the rest of your life

>>13843
She took human form so she could use the Triforce, there was litertally nothing about love.

>>13836
>born into a clan of ninjas
>in love with the protag
>biggest rack outside of the Amazon race

Need I go on?

>>13848

>implying he didn't go straight back to gerudo city to beg to be rijus chair

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>tfw forgot to take picture of her when she got scared by the stolen artifact and was sitting in a cute pose

>>13799

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>>13848
did you even finish the game? he goes with Zelda to check on one of the divine beasts.

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Best girl coming through.

>>13838

I still do not understand whey they had to permanently segregate midna from TP link, I mean thanks to the light spirits Midna was the first twili in centuries to be able to walk in the light again, surely after so much shit she would redeem her people and let them come back to hyrule? why the fuck did they have to make all that drama about this shit? all it does is remove her from newer games entirely when she was the best sidekick in the series after ezlo, she was so good that nintendo even stopped trying to make more after the Fi fiasco.

>>13847
Ruto didn't die and actually got married to the man she wanted

>>13854
Yeah but after that?

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>>13799
Make my furniture look better

>>13858

DLC post game story, the divine beast for the sheikah champion Paya

>>13855
thats not Claree

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t. Nintendo

>>13857
Ruto didn't marry Link plus Mipha actually gets to be with her Link for the rest of time.
>>13858
You think Zelda is going to let Link get away from her? all she did in the ending is show link her ass while giving him the "come fuck me now" look.

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Paya is taller than Link, in fact almost every girl who wants him is taller than him or physically older than him.

>>13857
>Ruto didn't die
Sorry hunny, but all of the sages are dead, except for Zelda.

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>>13848
>Paya

It's time to let go

>>13863
>Ruto didn't marry Link
Zora's Sapphire my dude

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>>13866

>>13847
lol

>>13860
I doubt DLC will be for a post-game story. More than likely it'll be going back to the past and rescuing the champions or something of the sort.

Because if there was a 5th Divine Beast, you'd think Ganon would've awoken it. There's no point in boarding it if there's no more Ganon.

>>13866
Link is a self insert, so if I say he likes Paya, he likes Paya

>>13867
They were technically engaged but Ruto says she won't follow through because she's a sage

>>13871
Link stopped being a self-insert once they made it so you can't change his name at the start

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>>13855
Genki!

Purah's seen Link naked. If she actually liked Link, you'd think she'd have gotten some already. Her and Robbie don't give 2 fucks about Link, as long as they get their robots.

>>13867
Link seems to like fish pussy until he gets prime Zelda pussy.

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Impa and Purah have probably seen Link nude

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>tfw 119/120

I'm never gonna find the last one, am I?

>>13864
I'm a manlet and all but one of my girlfriends have been taller than me.

Being short made going to prom fun. The one advantage is that your head is at tit level.

>>13802
Trips confirm.

>>13877
Dude, it's right there, on the left

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>>13876
Impa probably not. Purah most likely. Purah's the one that put Link in stasis, and he was naked when he got up.

Which means Purah took off his clothes before getting (him) wet.

>>372555555

>>13873
you cant change his name??


i dont actually own Breath of theWild

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>tfw there's currently more homo porn than straight porn of BotW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FAGGOTS

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>>13881
>implying Impa wasn't links superior in the hyrulian army

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>>13799
>tfw she doesnt even give you a sidequest or anything

Created for the sole purpose of waifu faggotry.

>>13884
No, because of the voice acting

>>13885
Nintendo IPs attract degeneracy more than anything else.

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its time to let go

>>13878
>your head is at tit level

God damn son, that's fucking short.

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>You will never have Paya move into your comfy Hateno house.

>>13886
Umm, try again, sweetie. Link was a gifted knight from the beginning. He toured with his father. That's why him and Mipha are childhood friends.

Where was her birthmark?

>>13893
So he was autistic?

>>13861
Excellent taste, anon.

>>13891
My girlfriend at the time was actually 6'0" tall. Ginormous Dutch chick with amazing long hair and fantastic legs and thighs. She's probably the reason I have a leg fetish, desu.

>>13890
No. NO. I LOVE HER.

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>>13892
Guess who is, though

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>>13889
>Most Pokemon porn is about fucking the animals instead of fucking the hot anime babes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ZOOPHILES

>>13892
I was assuming that you'd be able to get people to at least come visit you in your house, like in Pokemon Platinum where you can get your waifus to visit you in your private villa on a resort island.

Considering how many people travel through the world, not having a sidequest where you give one shelter in your house is a missed opportunity. It's only useful to store your weapons in, since it's far more convenient to light a campfire to sleep at rather than teleporting to Hateno.

>>13900
>at the meantime Digimon is about fucking the underage schoolgirl instead the hot waifumon.

>>13900
>implying

Pokemon art is full of loli

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>no matter who you hooked up with you'd still get amazoned and princess carried

>>13899
she sleeps outside

God damn this game is fucking garbage


>REEE MY FLOWERS
>o look ur weapon broke again xDDDD
>GAME OVER GAME OVER GAME OVER

pure garbage I cant believe normies pretend to like this shit

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>>13904
Being a manlet isn't a disadvantage when you're also the hottest guy around.

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>>13902
shit hahaha

>>13906
>REEE MY FLOWERS
Of all the things to bring up. You're a silly motherfucker aren't you.

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>>13907
Hard being the hero of Hyrule when you're on your back all the time.

>>13887
Better than
>We want the pedo audience

Go ahead, tell me
>B-BUT SHE'S OVER 100

>>13890
>can't sell it and buy another one from terry town

Such bullshit. I threw her spear in lava and I never intend on repairing (it is the worst champions spear anyway), I didn't tell her dad "we were linked" or whatever that bullshit was, immediately turned off her ability, and did anything else I could to shit on her legacy. She was the worst champion by far, less personality than a cardboard box, worst voice acting, midget legs, always nervously rubbing her hands together like a kike. It boggles my mind how some of you faggots can like her

I hope they give us a chance to revive only one of the guardians so I can deliberately keep her dead. I would probably revive ravioli in the hopes that I can beat him in combat on his divine beast prompting him to kill himself, barring that Urbosa would be the one I save

>>13906
>>GAME OVER GAME OVER GAME OVER
>It's the game's fault I'm shit at it

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>>13910
>teehee

>>13913
>its the player's fault beasts are overpowered and link is a giant pussy in this game

>O NO LINK U CANT GO THERE ITS TOO COLD YOUR PUSSY MIGHT FREEZE
>LINK U DROWN
>LINK U NO GOOD FIGHTER BETTER TRY COOKING

literally Zelda: Cuck of the wild

>>13911
It's more like she's fictional, so it doesn't matter.

>>13915
Kill yourself you buzzword using faggot

>>13912

I didn't mind her, but I turned off her gift.

>O lol, u died? Here buddy, have a do-over, shit, have some bonus hearts you dumb little retard.

>>13870
I think that the DLC story will be around the time when the Shiekah were creating the Guardians and Divine Beasts. That way we can figure out where and when BOTW takes place in the timeline, and explain stuff like how Ganon (or Ganondorf) became the Calamity.

I'm in Gerudo town. Can Link get shwasted at the bar there? Any quests revolving around the booze?

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>>13914

>We are FIERCELY united

Sam Hyde, you inflicted me with your rage at dumb shit, and it won't go away.

>>13920
There's a quest centered around the booze, but it's not Link who drinks it.

>>13921
CHEAP
LAMBRUSICO
WINE

>>13920

The three bitches talking about the secret club, do that side quest. Well worth it m8

>>13917
>no counter argument
>b-but muh buzzwords!!!11

thought so. your cuck game is shit you fucking neckbeard and you know it now stay mad

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I-Is it cold in here!?

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>>13923


SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU
FART SNIFFIN
CHEAP LAMBRUSICO WINE SIPPING
SELF FELLATING
SMUG FAGGOT

>>13803
I thought of Hinata as well

>>13922
>>13924
Is there any way of cheering up that lady who's face-down on the desk? I would tell her that her hair looks nice...

>>13929
No, I'm sorry. She's going to sulk about being rejected due to her height for the rest of the game.

>>13877
You didn't complete the one near Death Mountain fool

>>13877
Look Closely at Eldin. See the shrine marker thats yellow and not blue? At Goron Village.

>>13803
Hinata is obviously Zorafish girl though you fucking autist

>>13850
>>13803
No, but you have to stop seeing ghosts and stop watching your retarded Naruto shit for gay manchildren.

Also leave the thread, please.

>>13929

Slap your cock on the table and tell her the vienna sausage is on the house

>>13820
There were always girls in love with Link when he was clearly for Zelda. Malon, Salia etc.

Nothing new.

>>13920
There actually is one where you help make some but Link doesn't get to drink any

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The best girl is barely 100 feet from where you start the game

>>13935
But she's not into vai, not even the vai with meatsticks.

>>13931
>>13932

You gotta be fucking kidding me, I've been running around the entire map for 2 days and it was right in front of me? I'm officially a full fledged retard. Thanks anons.

Paya is beautiful.

I actually liked a lot of the non-important qts though. I liked that emo girl in the gerudo town.

>>13930
Reads like a manlet problem.

>>13936
Did those girls acknowledge their being cucked by Zelda?

>>13938
Is this the girl constantly fighting bokoblins you see on the road sometimes? She's with his boyfriend if so.

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Out of the way faggots, best girl coming through.

>>13915
>>13925
As you can imagine, you will be very overpowered soon. Especially if you do the camel titan early since the attack you get is broken.

So enjoy the difficulty as long as it's there.

Retard.

>>13942
Manlets rule the world, apparently. Maybe they should learn not to be so tall.

>>13943
Ruto actually does IIRC

>>13945
/fit/ pls go

>>13946
>here is a list of reasons why im wrong and my entire post is me backpedaling but ya enjoy it r-r-retard shitlord!!11

>there are people who haven't found and cleared all the shrines by themselves without ever looking anything up or checking maps online

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Molduga is my favorite boss in the game. It's literally perfect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JgJR4iy7wc

>tfw the music changes when you manage to knock it out of the sky
This is what Amorbis from Metroid Prime 2 should've been like

>>13944
It's actually her brother. There is a husband and wife duo searching for a Silent Princess to proclaim their eternal love over

>>13945
I don't like the way she says Naboris.

>>13949
>/fit/
I hope you mean >>>/fitlit/

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Sidon Master race coming the fuck through
[Spoiler] TWO PENISES [Spoiler]

>>13953
Oh, okay. Tons of recurring NPCs on the road so I sometimes mix them up.

>>13799
All game needs a best girl.

>>13952
>put bomb in front of you
>wait for it to come
>let it explode
>mash attack button for 20 seconds
>repeat

Or even easier, just shoot it with bomb arrows.

What's so great about it?

It's decent but not great, considering there are only four real mini bosses in the game.

The game totally lacks enemy variety. Not even zombies or spiders. Fuck.

>>13945
She needs more art.

>>13959
Or you could lure it away using the sound of explosions to get it to jump at the bomb and then shoot it in the horn to knock it on the ground. Takes more skill, but is far more fun, and only needs arrows.

>>13821
Technically Peatrice was the first cuckqueen in the timeline.

>>13960
Her and Riju both. Too much gay birds and sharks. There's more of Prince Sidon than Mipha and Zelda combined.

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>>13890
They didn't even give me a chance.

>>13833
He also fucked her all the way through each pregnancy

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>>13840

>>13964
>No Shield Hero game that plays like Breath of the Wild but your only means of doing damage is by parrying, dodging, blocking, and having Raphtalia and Firo attack for you

>>13955
Man I hope some of these fusions are permanent. Especially /cock/ and /mlpol/

>>13963
I don't mind the birds and sharks.
I want more Riju and Urbosa.

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>>13966

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Why are the kids in this game so cute?

>tfw that one pose that all of them do

>>13970
>Cucking Teba
Even though he's a bit of a dick at first, he doesn't deserve that.

>>13971
What pose?

>>13970
Sauce?

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How has the hylian royal family's bloodline not gotten fucked by the unending inbreedings between Links and Zeldas

>>13849
This is literally backwards. She became human because of her love for the Hero. Zelda never even uses the Triforce, it's always Link, and mortals already knew about the Triforce so her giving up her divinity to use it is definitively wrong.

>>13972
That's not Teba. That's the Inn keeper.

>>13975
The only members that are blood related are the descendants of Zelda. The reincarnating spirit of the hero is not biological.

>>13975
Each game takes like hundreds if not thousands of years apart. There's only 1 case where the Hero is even related to another one (TP). This would never be a problem.

>>13978
Wait so every link just coincidentally looks the same?

>>13890
This fanart is especially funny because BoTW Link is a robot with no emotion.

>>13980
OoT Link looks different from all the others.

>>13799
If I have something bad to say about this game is that honestly there are too many waifus

>>13980
That's more of a stylistic choice, and even then the hair color and such varies.

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Does anyone have more in-game pictures of the rito kids?

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>Doesn't even give you a GAME OVER like the merchant from Link to The Past

What was the purpose of Flower Girl?

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>have a bunch of waifu-tier characters
>can't get married and live in a house with any of them

>>13828
>kiss gf on the forehead in a line
>YOU ARE HAVING SEX IN PUBLIC. YOU'RE A PROSTITUTE

Good thing there was no handholding involved. Now that would be public indecency

>>13840
The Rito have turned me bi.

>>13986
comic relief

>>13987
that is for your own imagination, japs like to do this because they have a doujin culture that does draw their desired ending

>>13987
They don't want to give you meaningful choices in LoZ, it's not an RPG after all

>>13981
He explicitly isn't though, he's just really fucking good at hiding it. You can see him emote several times through the game, and Zelda's journal explains why he's stone-faced most of the time.

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>>13991
My imagination doesnt work so good

>>13993
Why is he stone-faced most of the time?

>>13993
>and Zelda's journal explains why he's stone-faced most of the time.

Is it autism? It's autism, right?

>>13986
An annoying and overly sensitive fail state to access a shrine that doesn't even go away after you succeed at the quest.

>>13993
>he's just really fucking good at hiding it

That's not how it works.
And the journal just say that Link is quiet because of all his responsabilities and that he talks to Zelda but that still isn't enough to make a person behave like a expressionless robot.
Seriously not even anime is that stupid.
If they wanted a excuse to not give Link a voice they should have just said Link is mute. That would make sense and not sound completely retarded.

>>13995
>>13996

Link has two major responsibilities; Getting ready to, and ultimately fuck Ganons shit up, and keeping Zelda safe through any and everything. Crying and bitching about your lot in life doesn't exactly scream "HERO AND ALSO ROYAL GUARD", so he rather try and stay neutral so he doesn't seem like he's not cut out for the job. Which is also why he rarely talks, so he doesn't accidentally say something out of line/something that hurts Zelda or her reputation.

>>13996
>>13995
He feels there is a lot of pressure on the line and responsibility being a hero. So as to not worry anyone by showing emotions of concern, he bottles it up inside.

>>13856
Well, if the Yiga are in any way related to the Twili (which they might be, as their boss has the moves of Zant), then it wasn't a permanent separation.

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>>13999
>>14000
I get that, but most people don't just stare into space like a sperg when they're getting tooled on.

>>13867
>OoT Link isn't the reason the Zoras are so much more humanlike

>>14002
>Implying Link gives a fuck what Ravioli thinks of him

He's too alpha to let it get to him, get with the times

>>14002
Well the explanations sum it up: He doesn't show emotions as it doesn't want to show weakness. Full stop.

>>14002
>only character in the game that has decent voice acting is a complete prick
Why

>>14006
Falco has been type casted so long, its pretty hard to act any other role when its what you've been doing all your life.

>>13855
I know who drew this.

>>13945

>that nod she gives to nabooru
>that mad thought at ganon's origins

fucking best girl indeed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhox8Axd1v4

WTF DID ZELDA JUST SAY LET'S CHECK VAH RUTA AND TALK TO THE KING IN THE ENDING WTF DLC IS ABOUT MIPHA HOLE SHHITTTTTTT

>>13959
>Not even zombies

stal enemies ;^)

>or spiders

guardians ;^))))))))))

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>>13799
I think Paya's a virgin. Unlike that slut Zelda

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>>13911
>playing BotW with friend
>get to the ancient tech lab
>want to hang out and drink in the loli aura
>don't want to arouse suspicion

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>>14012
Link is the only man Zelda has been around, if she's not a 117 year old virgin it was Link that took care of that

>>14010
Zelda just wants to have sex with Link on Mipha's grave

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What was her expression trying to convey?

>>14016
wetness

>>13799
>What was the purpose of Paya?
Being cute. And show that Impa and Kakariko village actually had a life.

>>14016
Zelda's lucky. She probably didn't even get hurt when she fell thanks to her fat tuches.

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>>13995

You didn't give the man his apples.

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>>14020
sometimes daddy see food
and daddy like

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>>13989
The power of birds.

>>14001
The game just said the yiga were sheikah defectors, it seems a bit of a weird turn for them to also be the interlopers or something

>>14020
Damn that's a good idea
Haven't had baked apples in a long time

>>14016
Extreme want of the D

Is Paya the girl with the cutest personality in botw?

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>>14016
What about this one?

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>>14026
No

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>>14027
>"this bitch can't even tap into her triforce power and now we're all fucked"

>>14029
>Once again everything could have been avoided if Link just gave some bitch the D

WHEN WILL HE LEARN?!

>>13888
Well that and the motherfucker has a lot of character depth to him. He might not talk, and you might get to choose what you do while playing, but as a character you can start to see who is he as you play through it.

>>14030
He was plowing them both. That's why Revali was so jealous.

>>14028
Consume the Frog, Link.

>>14029
How is it a happy ending if Ravioli survives?

>>13974
Hypnofood

Zelda and Link might even be one sided love, we don't know if Link even remember's Zelda apart from the packets of memory he got back.

And Zelda's been watching Link all 24/7 for a hundred years.

I don't think love can be as one sided than that.

>>14036
The whole point of the true ending is that he does remember her

>>13912
Hahahahahaha

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What do you think her lifeless body looked like pinned up against the wall by that giant waterblight spear?

Do you think her last thoughts were regret at not professing her love to Link before the battle?

>>14037
There's no actual proof he remembers the fun time he had with her, I honestly think Zelda's knows everything about Link while Link knows almost nada about Zelda.

>>13936
Link gets with Malon though. They're one of the most canon couples in the series.

>>14040
Why the hell would you think that? When you get the 13th memory Zelda says "you have all the memories of us." And afterward, he's travelling with her again.

>>14039
She probably regretted not doing this
>>14029

>>14042
She's basically saying you have all the memories of us you need against ganon and whatnot.

>>13934
why is it so easy to trigger nintenbros? lmaoing at your life

What's some anime featuring girls who are just like Paya?

>>14044
No, she literally fucking says "You have recovered all of your memories of us from 100 years ago"

>>14047
That wouldn't make sense because there's only like, 12 patches of memories recovered. So the logical conclusion is Link recovered memories of about all of them but only to the extent Link needs to defeat Ganon.

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You see that mountain? You can't climb it

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I like putting on the bokoblin mask and feeding them, is that normal?

>>14048
The logical conclusion is that we don't see all of the memories. that Link regained.

>>14048
Or maybe there's a whole lot more memories recovered that you just aren't explicitly shown because they aren't about to show you nearly 20 years of memories just for the sake of your autism.

>>14051
But how would he recover memories for the inevitable DLC?

>>14050

I like putting on the Lizalfos mask and just hanging out with them, so I can't really blame you.

Was neat leading them around Hyrule Castle and the frozen maze.

>>14031
He actually does talk in the game. No voice acting, but you can choose what he says to NPCs and shit at times.
He can be a real snarky piece of shit lol

>>13864
Link is 117 years old, he can go with anyone.

>>14056
>117 years old
>still cant get a noble pursuit

damn, I should fight Ganon already, there looks to be a lot of fun little interactions to see postgame.

>>14050
Ive fapped to that picture.

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>>13991
That's what I did with Zelda in WW. Imagination is fun.

>>14058
>postgame
It's done in classic Zelda fashion, ie, it leaves you a save from immediately before the ganon fight. There is no postgame.

>>13799
That is not how breasts work with tight shirts. You'd think artists who draw lewd shit would be on their game with breasts.

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>>14059
Can't wait for the new ones

>>13803
but Paya didn't win

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>>14063

>>13986
>Tfw you learn how to double jump so now you can just jump over the flowers

>>13864

Why'd they make him a mega manlet anyway?

>>13799
because why not

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>>13874
You know she's saying "Tee-ki" right? Like "take the photo!" that's why they translated it to "Snap!"

>>14069
Actually, she's saying CHECK IT

>>13912
>mipha is worst champion
>not "well you're kind of good at this i guess" bird prick