/asean/

>>1312

You have to go back

pertamax

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>>1312
For me, its April.

cucks

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>>1315
How big is her dick?

Remove Laos

>>1318
Remove Viet Cong

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I need to cum

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>>1317
Its big enough :3

>>1320
you have all the girls you could want ITT to relieve yourself with,who will it be?

Myanmar is the future!

>>1312
Hey guys remember 13 May? Good times, good times

I want to save Laos.

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Malaly translation when?
Also go watch SAO

>>1322
Sadly, Bakahime prefers bulls' cocks and grasses.

I want to nuke Laos.

>>1328
Why do you hate Laos, Malayfag?

And I want to get laid.

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>>1326
e-eh di,p-putang ina mo

>>1330
You'll be punished by your government desu.

>>1332
Sup Lama, how's the weather?

>>1322
I pick all of you. I want to cum inside all of you cuties :3

>>1333
Windy season just started desu.

>>1334
I would be honored,please use me

>>1329
we're just teasing you. Its not everyday we got a female(male) autist as dedicated as you [spoiler]faggot[/spoiler]

>>1333
How's the weather in your country desu?

>>1336
Yes. Now let me inside

>>1338
summer

>>1338
>>1338
fuck your flag

>>1337
Guess you're simply playing April Fools pranks on me.

>>1341
No desu

>>1324
Literally what. Not worth remembering. New date for chink nass deportation is on 15 April 2017.

>>1335
Must be nice living in heights.

>>1338
It's occasionally raining somehow, even though it should be hell-like summer.

>>1339
which hole would you like to use?

>>1338
unpredictable, mostly shit.

>>1335
I had a night out with the Nepalese society a couple of days ago celebrating their New Year. We all got really shitfaced and they had amazing traditional dance.

>>1346
Let's start with your mouth sucking me off while I gently stroke your hair

>>1344
Why waste money on deporting when we can just turn them into fertilizers?

>>1332
It's the exact opposite actually. In Indonesia, they have a government sponsored program to make sure every single guy lost their virginity by the latest age of 15, by sending a government trained prostitute to be fucked by all the single guys in that particular village. Sounds weird but this is actually to give them a proper education on safe sex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gQOYUWkV4o

>>1335
Nep-chan

>>1342
Y- yeah, maybe you can s-suck my dick, as a prank of course haha. It'll be hilarious haha

>>1350
It's a load of crap, but will I wholeheartedly approve this government program providing that I get the first turn.

>>1315
NAME???

>>1348
I hope my body is to your liking

>>1355
It is. I want to lick every inch of you

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(a night sky full of cries
hearts filled with lies
the contract--is it worth the price?
a soul pledged to the darkness
now I've LAOS it, I know I can kill
the truth is just beyond the Gate)

>>1353
Students in some poor Southeast Asian countries need to learn safe sex education as a prevention against sex-related illnesses such as HIV/AIDS

>>1358
Abstinence is the best protection

>>1356
then what are you waiting for?
I know I can't any longer

>>1358
Tell that to tagalogs
since tagalogs are poor and stupid, the only hobby they know is fucking which results to being poor.
look at our capital full of tagalogs/slum

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>>1360
I am going to tease you until you cannot hold it anymore

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>>1357
I wish there was a proper second season

Indonesia is in dogs
Philippines is a silly penis
Malaysia is ling
Cambodia is cummed
Brunei is bruh
Laos is lost
Burma is poor
Singapore is racism
Thailand is trapped
Vietnam is a cong

>>1364
Ching chong nice trips baguette

>>1359
>>1361
http://chinadigitaltimes.net/2017/03/sex-education-textbooks-spark-controversy/

>>1364
Is this a collection of puns?

>>1362
that's too mean,I thought you wanted to relieve yourself

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>>1364
>Burma is poor
>Singapore is racism

>>1367
This alphabetical is below
Brunei is bruh
Cambodia is cummed
Indonesia is inbred
Laos is lost
Malaysia is malicious
Myanmar is mine
Philippines is a penis
Singapore is shit
Thailand is trapped
Vietnam is a vermin

Bru Nye the sharia guy

>>1350
ora iso turu kuwi bocah bengine

>>1371
Step up!

Like this guy>>1372

DUBS decide my dinner tonight. No obscure shit is allowed.

>>1375
Pagpag

>>1375
Nazi Goering

>>1375
Just salt on rice

>>1375
peler sapi

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Name a symbolic national animal for each of all 10 countries.
Since Laos is the least popular, I will mention elephants.

>>1378
reroll

>>1375
Kontol negro

What restaurant is an equivalent to Jollibee in your cunt?

>>1383
Mine is Quick (just burgers) and Flunch (food in general)

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>>1380
The Philippine eagle, best bird.

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>>1380
This majestic creature represents all of SEA and Asia in general
truly the apotheosis of iconic animals

Hello?

>>1383
Jolibee

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>>1387

>>1387
Hi Burma guy.

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>>1372
Underrated post.

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>>1362
stop teasing
this is supposed to be for you but I'm the one who wants to finish

>>1347
It's still chaitra aka December in here 2 weeks more to go for new year.desu.Seems like you celebrated bikaram sambat new year desu.So did you tried rakshi?

>>1392
You have to hold it in for me

chuu~<3

New boards, lads
>>>/mo/
>>>/can/
>>>/fap/

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Tell me, /asean/, why is your country poor?

>>1396
Is your country's economic freedom good besides growth?

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>>1358
Tell that to bisayans
since bisayans are poor and stupid, the only hobby they know is fucking which results to being poor.
look at our capital full of bisayan/slum

I can't believe what is happening in Laos!

>>1364
Pak polisi, passpor gue nggak ada kok. Karir. Imigresen!

>>1399
Explain desu

Absolute scenes in Laos right now

Due to cuts in government funding for the arts and our spring break trip to mootxico, we've had to combine a few boards. Try and make some new friends!

>>1312
best way to find a qt /asean/ guy to fuck in the uk?

>>1396
If we are rich everyone will flood us, poverty for eternity screw developed status.

>>1403
LEL, what the fuck did NippMoot do to be desperate enough to combine some boards?

>>1358
>>1366
http://www.philstar.com/cebu-news/2016/05/12/1582454/hiv-aids-cases-highest-cebu-city

Cebu bisayans girls are just culturally slutty and dumb

>>1406
April fools

test

>>1406
april fools duh

>>1404
Bakahime is a faggot twink, he'll be glad to suck some dicks for free.

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>>1394
finish me please?

>>1397
>land you own is basically the government's
>no minimum for private workers
>plenty of state-owned companies
>complex procedural for starting businesses
>bureaucratic government hinders when filling out business-related papers
So nah I don't think so.

>>1403
What a lame April Fools' joke. Last year's changing of theme was way better.

>>1408
>>1410
Huh, I miss the olden days when the April fools was more exciting.

Fuck you /pol/ for kicking Moot out of 4chan.

Guise, I'm an Australian sex tourist and I'm gonna have spring break in Laos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uI6XeuIugE

>>1403
What new boards?

>>1409
you pass

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>open /cock/
>there is samurai jack thread

my sides gone

>>1413
So what are the needs to reform it?

I did hear that Vietnam is one of the top ranked countries according to Happy Planet Index for its respect in nature however. Best ranked SEA country in that area.

>>1414
the threads on /fitlit/ and /cock/ are hilarious though

>/mlpol/

jesus they combined two thrash boards into one

>>1418
The new samurai jack episodes are great though

>>1422
the funny part of samurai jack thread on /cock/ is because jack is /ck/ meme
yeah i like samurai jack
new episode tomorrow

>>1419
>Vietnamese
>respect nature

I don't think so.

Laos is love
Laos is life
Laos did nothing wrong
Laos is a miracle of the universe
Laos might've done many things wrong, but it's still a beautiful country inside and out
Laos is the best SEA country ever made
Laos just needed to smile again once communism is over

>>1424
Then how is it?
happyplanetindex.org/countries/vietnam

>>1425
Where have I seen this copypasta before?

>>1426
People throw garbage everywhere, deforestation is too much, water is polluted, etc.

>>1427
[spoiler]It's used in Attack on Titan and some other anime threads as well[/spoiler]

>>1419
Wish I knew, guess we'll just let it take its course, as long as the good old gov doesn't get too corrupt it'll be fine.
Right now the people are too demoralized to start anything.
>>1424
I'm curious, how did you come to this conclusion? They always include nature in everything they mention.
We recently enforced green energy efficiency check for automobiles as well.

>>1428
If they wanted to improve, the country needed good governance, is it compatible with communism though? In the past Yugoslavia did it as does Cuba to an extant.

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>>1427
SHREK IS LOVE
SHREK IS LIFE

Cow Princess is whor8ng his hole for kraut's cock.

>>1375
jolibee

>>1428
>deforestation
http://www.tradingeconomics.com/vietnam/forest-area-percent-of-land-area-wb-data.html
According to various researches the forest coverage is steadily going up.
Though they need to raise awareness about the littering and control the factories from polluting soil and water.

>>1429
There we go, I remember it now, it's being used to describe Annie.

Launch systems.
Anomaly detected.
Object inbound.
Shutting down.

>>1437
Do you plan on lauching nukes against Best Korea?

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everyday is the same

>>1439
Hi Sakurako! Do you come with me by defeating against Communist China?

>>1439
find a new hobby

>>1438
Seems like you're a bit slow.

>>1439
Life getting boring?
Are you filled with regrets?
Of course you are.
Suicide is an option worth looking into.

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It feels weird to read eroge on bahasa.

>>1443
Not as weird as reading doujin in Tagalog. Happened to me once, I accidentally saw a Tagalog doujin on Sadpanda.

>>1443
In Malay?
>Eh, besarnye peler kau
>Iyelah, nah cepat isap dah nak keluar ni

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>>1445

>>1442
>Suicide is an option worth looking into.
Or Sakurako could actually do something productive to keep her living, like watching comfy anime, doing sports or whatever as you please.

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>>1445
I mean I'm used to read it in English.

What board will hiroshima will merge us with asean? mlp and pol where merge

>>1447
SLOW
L
O
W

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>>1446
Kek, this is gold. Post it more.

>>1448
Is it fully voiced?

>>1451
Translate?

>>1452
Probably yes like most eroge of today.

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>>1452
Nah it's jap dub.

>>1453
It's a raunchy crap about BDSM.
Imagine fifty shades of grey with malaysian tudung.

>>1444
>there are morons who translate translated English doujins to Tagalog

That seems counterproductive and terribly inefficient.

Are we becoming completely illiterate?

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What did she mean by this?
>"kissing" is mouth to mouth, if it's mouth to forehead then it's just a "kiss"

>>1455
What a shame. I really expect it to be voiced by Indo girl with faux-innocent voice.

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>>1451
I don't have the copy. It was written by an Italian dude and translated into Malay (now banned).

If you like reading Malay sex stories, search for "Cikgu Suraya". The story is such a legend almost every guy here know about it.

>>1459
God damn, muh dick.

>>1460
What kind of fucking synopsis is this? Malaysian History X meets GTA?

>>1460
For real?

>>1460
Holy molly.

>>1460
Is this guy funded by Soros?

>>1460
>from small town Kedah
REEEEEEEEE its a state of 2 million people not a damn town.

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>>1462
Maybe. Maybe I should buy one online.

http://fixi.com.my/produk/nazigoreng

>>1463
Yeah. I don't think the government care that much but when some people made noise about it the government has to say that it's now banned but you can still buy one, just not at popular bookstores as before.

>>1460
I wonder if Cikgu Suraya is such a gem in spite the Malaysian media being hostile to nudity in general?

>>1468
It wasn't published anywhere. Just some dude wrote it in a blog.

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>>1462
This would be Malaysian history meets commie GTA.

>>1470
So what if we make a commie version of Nazi Goreng where the protagonist joined the commie group?
Communism is barely better than Fascism either way.

>>1471
It's hard because communism is funded by jews.

>>1471
It won't sell, half a century of war against communism makes it a taboo topic. The govt didn't even let them bury Chin Peng's ashes here unless the armed forces decided to forgive the dead man.
Till the late 80's commie terrorist were still launching cross border raids and beheading people.

>>1444
LoL at least it it help bisayans to stop being illiterate and stop sounding like baboons

>>1457
Its uncucking us to your white masters
Just a wee bit tho

Source

https://www.wattpad.com/174827229-cikgu-suraya-1

>>1477
>Fulamak, berderau darah aku, macam nak tercabut jantung rasanya melihatkan Cikgu Suraya sedang berbogel di dalam Biliknya.
T O P K E K
O
P
K
E
K

I should really give some money to the writer of this shit.

sweet dreams you guys

>>1457
Yeah, Illiterate in our own language which is a lot more degrading.

>>1444
I hope this is decent and not full of slangs and hispanized words and taglish

>>1478
So, have you finished?

>>1481
I just can't grasp those words on the third page. What the hell is a cipap?

>>1482
cunt

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Everyday the same

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If you were born as a tagalog, what would you do?

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If you were born as a Bisaya, what would you do?

>>1486
Eat pagpag and my shit while licking chink and white peoples anus

73046385
no pic no talk

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If you were born as a Aeta in Benguet, what would you do?

>>73046385
>instagram
Do you even need any explanation other than that?
Of course those exist among all the mountains of pictures of cats and food.

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how do I fall in love?

>>1491
Go to the uni library and stalk someone who read books from sections that you like.

>>73046900
Manila is shit go to Cebu for sex tour

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>>1492
Is that how you got your gf?

>>73046986
Exactly go to Cebu or Davao you can get all the slum and pagpag there
They will welcome you for that

>>1491
why don't we find out together?

Show me a Malay/Indonesian girl in bikini while wearing a hijab.
[spoiler]You can't.[/spoiler]

>>1496
Good idea. Show me the way

>>1498
I don't know the way,you take the lead

>>73046385
Personally I think those girls are hypocrite and need to be gassed.
And no, I'm not into hijab.

So how is AoT season 2 guys?

>>1499
*unzips dick*

>>1500
Different folk here.
I don't mind hijab and I could interact with them just fine as long they don't annoy me.

>>73048002
>Can I make this happen when I come to Indonesia on vacation?
Just write a fanfiction about it, it will make you feel better than to fall into troubles.

>>1502
what if you don't like it?

>>1501
I don't follow AoT series.

>>1503
Agree, I personally prefer my future wife doesn't wear hijab if she still wants to have full freedom for wearing clothes and wears hijab if she wants to commit more to religion.
I prefer the first though.

>>73048002
You can, I think there are local AVs with hijab girl. I don't watch it though.

>>1505
Don't worry, I'll :3

brrrrrrraaaaaaappppppptttttttt

>>73048469
Just find it at semprot[dot]com

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how do I have sex with a malaysian-chinese girl?

>>1511
Go to LA and ask Alvin.

>>1511
You put the penis inside the vagina and move forward and backward

>>1513
I mean how do I get her to want to fug me? being white isn't enough

>>1514
>being white isn't enough
Maybe you're not white enough.

>>1514
Not white enough

>>1514
Maybe you are not Kpop enough

>>1321
A true nordic nose, put blond hair on this girl and she could pass as a swede woman anyday. Green eyes like this is not that uncommon in sweden and regarded as pretty as blue eyes.

>>1511
Ask Elliot Rodger's dad.

>>1398
>kang

Are they the hoteps of the Philippines?

Looks like the thread will soon reach bump limit.

>>1521
Bengap betul ko ni

>>1521
310 la baru sampai limit

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who here street floods like a sewer from a little of rain?

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>>1501
you tell me

>>1524
Damn, not even KL is that bad.

>>1524
Do you live in a city that's vulnerable to natural disasters? I don't.

>>1527
no natural disasters in Saigon, except heavy rain.

PR China is shit. They persecute social and environmental activists, they persecute religions and more importantly they can persecute ethnic minorities such as Uyghurs and Tibetans.

PR China also wants forced reunification with Taiwan and relations stagnated between the two, plus Taiwan proper is recognized only by like, 20 countries. Plus the country loves to ripoff everything from foreign stuff.

Dunno if it's a good thing that Xi Jinping can purge people committing wrong things but he's merciless and courageous at doing it. What I'm worried is that some of his actions are basically post-modern versions of Mao Zedong.

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>>1524
Sounds like Kajang

>>1528
Same. Storms and heavy heat can occasionally happen to my town though.

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>>1530
>Look up Kajang banjir
Kek, even crocs seems to be swimming in town.
Must be pretty kek if someone comes home to a croc squatting at his home.

>>1532
Creepy

>>1532
>>1533
Punishment for being gay (Anwar & Malay chan)

>>1534
Is Kajang a gay city?

>>1375
Dog crap

>>1536
Too late

>>1375
Thai food.

New thread:
>>73053407

Bodo betul la

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Lads

>>1541
>Laods

Since no one is active in the thread except me, I'll turn it into a PR China hate thread aimed at /asean/ audience.

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Is there any single Vietnamese anon who actually likes PR China? One guy said there is not a single Kinh who do.

hehehe

>>1545
Some Hoas probably do, Kinhs: no.

>Mama Yuli is the leader and protector of Indonesia's transgender women - or Waria, as they are known. Though revered on some of Indonesia's thousands of islands, Waria are increasingly persecuted elsewhere, as a stricter type of Islam takes root.

>Though revered on some of Indonesia's thousands of islands

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-39259899

wat

>>1548
gay people were mystics and shamans in pre-spanish philippines and were not frowned upon

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I just clean my bp
it feel sooooo good

>>1549
We have no concrete proof of that BTW
If they even are trannies

Also depends on wich tribe.

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>>1550
what if it feels to good and you accidentally poop?

>>1552
never had it before
it feel so good after you pat yourself dry then oil your whole body (including bp) with lavender oil

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>>1553
sounds lewd,tell me more

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>>1553
have you tried inserting with a stick

>>1554
your whole body smell like lavender
i can literally told you to sniff my butt

>>1555
i had inserted 3 of more finger before

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>>1556
why would you want someone to sniff your love hole?

>>1557
It's a homosexual fetish, it simulates benis in the butt

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>>1557
maybe its your fetish? :^)
and while you at it remember to jerk me off

>>1559
is it your's

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Why do you settle for boipucci when real girls are better?

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>>1555
>>1556

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>>1553
This is perhaps the second gayest thing I've ever read in the history of /asean/.

>>1563
whats 1st

I want to visit an absolute shithole and bang local girls. So tell me about girls in Jakarta. Are they easy for a blond blue eyed foreigner?

>>1564
Bakahime's faggy ERP where he begged to an anon to show his dick.

>>1563
>>1566
I've seen worse, we need Paimin back.

>>1565
If you are good looking then yes, you can fugg those qts. But if you are looking for sex tourism then maybe you should visit Bali providing that you got the money.

Or maybe you can go to Bangkok and fuck some tranny.

>>1567
Where is he btw? Did he go sudoku?

>>1569
Probably still lurking, just without a trip

>>1555
Nobody would give it to you little brat

wakey wakey cucktholics

>>1571
bully

>>1572
bully

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>>1573
>>1574
It's already past 9! why aren't you at mass?

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>>1573
Everyday the same

>>1575
They must be attending mass through skype.

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>>1577
Heresy

>>1575
>>1577
there's more than one mass session in a day,I'll wait till everyone in the house is free and we'll all go together at the later masses

>>1576
you don't like hanging out with us? :(

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>>1578
Do you not know there are evening masses as well? Now I eat tangerines

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>>1579
not bored with you. Just bored with my homemade dildo

>>1580
Are you sure you're not eating something brown and tasting like grass?

>>1375
pork

>>1583
kek reroll even though he already ate hours ago

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>>1582
No. Just eating tangerines

>>1581
make a new one

>>1375
rice and indomie

>>1587
Not him, but this is my last night dinner.

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>>1586
I have no more pocket money.

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>tfw no qt /asean/ muslim gf

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that feel when you bump your head on your car

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>>1591
Try lube to reduce swelling?

Inshallah brothers

>>1375
Soy beans and rice with egg if u don't have soy beans just eat rice and egg with a leek

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la la la la le de dum

>>1484
I love cute brown girls

>>1594
We have superior tempe or tahu here, nobody eats raw soy beans.

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ouch ouch! I bumped my head again

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>>1599

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>>1600
I have a bump. Maybe tangerines will make me feel better

Hi sakuraso poster pls be my gf

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>>1602
never

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haha playing with my penis lol

>>1604
bakahime has a penis?

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>>1605
Who is this Bakahime? I am just a rich Chinese who loves tangerines and dildo my butt

>>1605
Surprise, surprise. A nonfunctional one if I might add.