>BECAUSE, NINTENDO...

CM PUNK

>>11481
FACT OF THE MATTER IS

YOU'RE JUST A B+ PLAYER

>>11481
YOU SEE

YOU WILL NEVER

THIS SATURDAY

WHAT

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>>11481
Can someone post of video of Triple H saying this? Who was he talking about when he said
"Becuase ____" and what was the context. I want to better understand these threads.

9'99

AND FRANKLY

>I DONT WANNA BE THAT PERSON WHO SHOVELS PEOPLE ANYMORE
What did he mean by this

>>11482
This triggers the Stephanie.

>>11489
literally every time he comes out to be a badguy, this is literally his schtick.

you can't win, you see, because _____ you just don't have what it takes to be the WWE CHAMPION OF ALL TIME UNLIKE [badguy of the month]

>>11489
He literally says it in all of his promos. That's the joke. It's always "you see the thing is ______ because ____" every single time.

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Will Switch get get wwf games on VC? Or can it not handle the machismo?

>>11496
Licensing nightmare. Will never happen unfortunately

>YOU SEE NINTENDO- UHHNHH
>IN THIS BUSINESS- UHHH
>THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS- UUIHNHHHNN

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>>11496
>wwf games

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>>11481
>tfw Wrestlemania this year

>>11500
I didn't think they could top Roman vs Brock in terms of failure. But they did it.

>>11501

I'm excited for how angry everyone will be once the Big Dog retires the Undercarder,

>Revival win
>Ember Moon wins
>Bobby Roo wins
>Alexa Bliss wins
>Braun Strowman wins the ARMBAR
>Austin Aries wins
>Big Breakfast Corbin wins
>Seth/Haitch doesnt happen because pneumonia
>Kevin Owens wins so Jericho can fuck off with his band
>Good Brothers win
>Randy Orton wins
>Bayley wins
>Oldberg wins in 21 seconds
>Reigns wins after destroying Taker's surgically repaired hip
>Styles wins
>Miz and Maryse wins, Big Match John proposes afterward anyway and says Nikki is more important to him than winning

Don't mind me just being from the future.

>>11502
Fuck off Carter.

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>>11482
is an overrated diva who thought his "experience" as a glorified carnie would translate in any meaningful capacity to combat sports, and proceeded to get LAID THE FUCK OUT by Mickey "I have honey badgers for fists" Gaul as AJ looked on, ovulating.

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Does Haitch like 2B?

*Breaks glass*

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>>11503
>AJ gets stuck with Shane

Even if Shane does some crazy spot that would probably turn him into a vegetable it still wouldn't save it.

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How happy was HHH when punk got fucked at UFC 203

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>>11509
Probably jerked it like no tommorrow.

>>11481
IN THIS BUSINESS

>>11483
>>11484
>>11485
>>11486
>>11487
>>11488

Lucha Underground is better

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>>11481

FINE SPEECH

http://www.wrestlingnewssource.com/news/45850/Roman-Reigns-Pulled-From-WWE-WrestleMania-33/

APRIL FOOLS

>>11513
>Sexy Star beats gigantic monster Matanza
How's your sjw promotion going?

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>>11515
>those comments
BBDWTS

HOW'S YOUR CONSOLE DOING, MARK

>>11516
Normally I'd agree with you but Sexy Star is actually good, much better than any of WWE's Divas

>>11481
COMPANIES LIKE YOU DON'T SELL CONSOLES

*glass shatters*

>>11519
I didn't say she was bad but her going over Matanza was retarded

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE VIDEO GAME

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NOW HOL' ON PLAYA, TONIGHT NINTENDO WILL GET THEIR CHANCE TO SHOW JUST HOW GOOD OF A CHAMPION THEY ARE.


WHEN THEY GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE UNDERTAKA

>>11524
>not a tag match

>>11489
YOU SEE ANON
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
IN THIS BUSINESS
TRIPLE H CAN ONLY CUT PROMOS LIKE THIS

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>>11527
i really wanted punk to win. never felt so bad for a professional fighter

>>11527
>"this fire burns" starts playing

>>11525
TONIGHT ON SMACKDOWN THERE WILL BE A 4 MAN TAG MATCH

IT WILL BE RICHARD SPENCER AND JONTRON VS PLAYTONIC AND DESTINY

HOLLA HOLLA

>>11527
So was Punk given shit training or he was outmatched? I never follow UFC but seeing him get that badly beaten surpised me given how long it took.

>>11531
Outmatched and unprepared for the takedown

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>>11528
I really wanted him to win too, or at least put on a show and get a bit of offence in

instead he started the fight with this

>>11531
Punks training was garbage, although I don't know what he was expecting when he's that old with less then a year of training under his belt. Apparently he lost 11 of his 12 sparring matches to nobodies in his gym

>>11531
He trained for like two years and was against someone who'd been boxing since he was 13, and was also 13 years younger than him
He was an arrogant prick and got showed up

>>11527
still better than Ronda "I can knockout Mike Tyson" Rousey

>>11535
Howdy Honda Housey's career is over. Getting all that hype then getting btfo twice in a row in such a short period of time will doom any career.

You think you know me.

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>>11523

LMAO

Nintendo, this is my yard now and I'm going to put you down.

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THE WONDER OF THE WORLD IS GONE

>>11532
Unprepared for the quick rundown?

>>11527
Is mma just fucking grappling all the time?

I'm not saying it doesn't require skill. But even at high speed it's so boring to look at.

>>11537
THE RRATED R
SOOOOOPERSTAR

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>>11505
I'm surprised that Punk still has fans after that. The Gall stuff had to kill off some of his brand, surely

>>11542
no, cm punk got grappled straight away because he galloped in like a horse and he was completely inexperienced.

There's a lot of standing in actual high level MMA but it depends on who you're watching and what fighting style they prefer

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>>11536
>tfw Holm destroyed Rousey, she spent the entirety of 2016 being salty, and Nunes destroyed her to add the cherry on top

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>John Cena marketing Switch
>Switch still won't get a WWE game

No Mercy 2 never ever

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>quality portfolio advice intensifies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4066U5H9bhk

>>11545
That makes a lot of sense. Thank you for the response.

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>>11500
>tfw Orlando
I-4 bros ww@

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>>11544
Really the opposite it got him more fans..people respect him for taking a legit ass whooping and having balls to step into the cage and live his dream

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Who /weeb/ here?

>>11505
>>11544
implying the ufc shit wasn't staged to make wwe look bad

>>11553
just pay him 2K for not doing shit for five minutes to make everyone think rustlers are weak as fuck, easy

i think they made brock job to goldberg just because of how shit job cm did at UFC

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modern day AKI wrestling game when

IN THIS BUSINESS

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>Break Down the Walls starts playing

>>11503

>Revival win
Nah
>Ember Moon wins
Nah
>Bobby Rooooooo wins
Yeh
>Alexa Bliss wins
Carmella
>Braun Strowman wins the ARMBAR
Yeh
>Austin Aries wins
Neville
>Big Breakfast Corbin wins
FUCK YEAH BIG BANTER
>Seth/Haitch doesnt happen because pneumonia
You're being worked
>Kevin Owens wins so Jericho can fuck off with his band
Jericho wins, he's still about for a month
>Good Brothers win
Nope, Enzo and Shit
>Randy Orton wins
Yeh
>Bayley wins
Yeh
>Oldberg wins in 21 seconds
Please.
>Reigns wins after destroying Taker's surgically repaired hip
Yeh.
>Styles wins
Yeh
>Miz and Maryse wins, Big Match John proposes afterward anyway and says Nikki is more important to him than winning
wew lad

>>11555

She's winning the NXT title tonight btw.
Get ready for boos because Asuka is too over.

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>>11509

>>11558
>wanting Carmella to win

Since when does the Big Hog post on /v/

>>11561

I don't want her to win, but the betting odds have her going over.

Calling it right here and now, Ellsworth distracts someone so Carmella can pick up the win.

Speaking of Ellsworth, is he the luckiest man in wrestling history?

I haven't watched wrestling since 2011.
Are the recent wrestling games worth it?
Is present WWE worth it?

>>11563

Recent games are pretty "eh", but they're fun enough if you get them cheap.

Present WWE is probably the best it's been for a long fucking time. Saying that, you missed one of the best storylines ever, as well as one of the best groups ever.

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>>11564
>Saying that, you missed one of the best storylines ever, as well as one of the best groups ever.
fug

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>>11481
I DIDNT SELL OUT

I BOUGHT IN

>>11563
WWE Allstars is pretty recent and it's the funnest wrestling game I've ever played

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>>11562
the luckiest man in wrestling history is the guy who married Layla

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I want him to beat Seff so bad. Fucking destroy that leg.
>>11562
>be local jobber
>somehow get over with the crowd
>go on to beat the wwe champ 3 (three) times
>travels the world over in an easy pay job
being ellsworth is winning

I still miss Austin, the Rock and Jericho.

>>11570
>and Jericho

Thanks for the chuckles

>>11570
Jericho suprised me with his run with Owens. I actually liked the camaraderie and even though you saw how it would end by a mile, the festival of friendship and "List of KO" tied it up nicely.

Which divas have ever done porn?

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>>11570

Jericho was great because you could really tell he just loved being a heel.

>>11572
I liked how many times they faked ending things. I still think they're going to double turn at WM.

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>>11573
Paige has

want his entrance this year

>>11573
paige went up up down down on xavier woods

>>11573

There's videos of Paige getting jizzed upon.

>>11500
Honestly it's the best looking WM card in a while

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why do they insist that the heel authority figure never gets their comeuppance these days?

back in the day Austin would literally make Vince piss his pants, I've now been waiting 3 odd years for anyone to even raise their voice at HHH and Steph

>>11555
I fucking hate that finisher, looked dumb on the indies too.

Any finisher that involves the other person standing around waiting for you to do something needs to fuck off.

>>11583
shit taste

>>11573
Sable

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>>11580
>Paige gets a facial with the NXT championship under her chin

What a timeline we live in

>>11582
what. HHH lost clean at WM 30 and 32, and will lose tomorrow, too.

>>11564
>Saying that, you missed one of the best storylines ever, as well as one of the best groups ever.
Explain further

>>11584
Look at that garbage, she's literally just waiting to be hit with it. It's either that or the other person bent over waiting for it to hit them.

It's like Cena's top rope leg drop, the other person waits their like an asshole. At least for something like a frog splash you can sell the idea that they're completely out of it and can't get up.

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>>11586
>Brad Maddox gets a Women's NXT 'title shot'

>>11565
>>11588

If you're interested in getting back into it, you get a free month of the WWE Network.

Wrestlemania is tomorrow night btw, so it's a good time to jump back in.

Summerslam 2013 - Wrestlemania 30 is on and off the rise of Daniel Bryan. There's guides online to the exact matches, but off the top of my head:

>John Cena (c) vs Daniel Bryan - Summerslam 2013
>Daniel Bryan vs Bray Wyatt - Royal Rumble 2014
>Daniel Bryan vs Triple H - Wrestlemania 30
>Randy Orton (c) vs Batista vs Daniel Bryan - Wrestlemania 30

Those are the best matches, and the video packages before should help you out with the gaps.

Then look into The Shield. I'll just list PPV matches here, rather than actually form a narrative

>CM Punk (c) vs Ryback - Survivor Series 2012 (their debut)
>The Shield vs Ryback, Daniel Bryan and Kane - TLC 2012 (their actual match debut)
>The Shield vs John Cena, Sheamus and Ryback – Elimination Chamber 2013
>Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins vs Cody Rhodes & Goldust – Battleground 2013
>The Shield vs Randy Orton, Daniel Bryan & Kane – Smackdown 14th June 2013 (not PPV, but a very pivotal match)
>The Shield vs The Wyatt Family – Elimination Chamber 2014
>The Shield vs Evolution – Extreme Rules 2014
>The Shield vs Evolution – Payback 2014

That's by no means an exhaustive list, it's just a rough outline.

Also worth looking up:

AJ Styles vs John Cena (any of their matches)
2016 Royal Rumble
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Sami Zayn
CM Punk vs John Cena - Money In The Bank 2011

>>11574

That whole segment was heartbreaking. Fucking Jericho, true GOAT.

>>11591
Right thanks anon

Wrestlemania headline:

John Cena once agains plays the Nintendo Switch at an unexpected place.

Wrestlemania took a turn for the unexpected during the match between John Cena and Nikki Bella vs The Miz and Maryse.
At around 5 minutes after the bell rang, whilst Nikki and Maryse were exchanging slaps, Cena in his corner inexplicably sat down on the stairs and pulled out a Nintendo Switch and begun playing Zelda: Breath of the Wild.
This would later infuriate Nikki as when she desperately needed to make a tag to her fiance, Cena was still too busy smiling at the latest Nintendo gadget. With her man focusing on battling skeletons for Rupees Nikki was hopeless against a two on one curbstomp.
Whilst the Miz and his wife will no doubt celebrate the easiest Wrestlemania win of their careers, one has to wonder what kind of words miss Bella will have for mr Cena.

>>11574
this was the best long term story WWE's done in years.

after months of JeriKO being the best thing on the show, Chris' heartbroken confusion here was fucking devastating

>>11595

It was so masterfully done too. "How come my name's on this?"

;_;

>>11591
>(not PPV, but a very pivotal match)
>tfw not the weak link
It still hurts

GIMME THE GREEN LIGHT

CAUSE I'M READY TO GO

>>11517
>BBDWTS
Based Big Dog Working The Smarks?

Bray Wyatt vs Randy Orton
Match could go either way.
Lights go out.
Lights comes back on.
It's Broken Matt Hardy in the ring.
Deletes both Bray and Orton.

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>resub to the Network to watch the HoF
>end up watching WCW PPVs and 80s territories stuff

Having a fucking great time too, I was never a big WCW guy in my youth so it's only within the last few years that I've really seen how great guys like Sting, Dusty and the Horsemen really were.

>>11573
Sunny did, fairly recently too.

>>11600
>the WWE twitter account working the smarks by saying things like "Wasn't that match WONDERFUL?"
>Matt Hardy responding to them directly

I can't take this teasing

>>11500
>Roman vs. Undertaker is the main event
>This is probably Undertaker's last match

I want to die.

>>11600
Isn't the Broken gimmick off-limits because of TNA/Anthem claiming copyright on it though? Or are WWE just not caring?

>>11604
It's Matt Hardy's intellectual property, TNA are trying to sue them saying it's theirs even though Matt came up with it and most of it was filmed on his property.

TNA couldn't even win this lawsuit even if the Hardyz didn't have WWE on their side

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>>11570
Jericho just had one of the best runs of his entire career though.

>>11559

It is going to be terrible regardless of who beats Asuka. Undefeated streaks are the absolute worst.

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Say something nice about Ambrose.

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>>11552

>>11608
No.

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>>11608
no

>>11608
his dumb clothesline thing is my least favourite move on the entire roster

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How would a WWE RPG work?

>>11587
Like this makes a difference, Raw will still be plagued by 20 minute promos by him and Stephanie. Seriously they have to be in nearly every segment and put down whoever they talk to with no overall turning point that changes the shit situation WWE has been since the Authority was created.

>>11612
LUNATIC LARIAT MOMMA MIA

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>>11615
WACKY LINE!

>Wrestling will never be fun and great like the kayfabe at all times era of the 80s again

>>11613
The Glitzville level of Paper Mario TTYD x 100

dude
hulk hogan, sting, and goldberg
lmao

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>>11617
it's pretty fun right now with people getting so worked up in their promos that smarks debate whether or not it was a shoot

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>>11613
this actually needs to happen.
they need to stop making wrestling games, but rather make a videogame featuring WWE characters.
somewhat similar to that Super Hero Spoof game Nether realm did for phones with Super Cena.

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>>11620
>this Miz vs. Cena match will be dragged down by Maryse inability to wrestle

>>11620
I unironically love The Miz

>>11620
Nah, it's too realistic nowadays. Just a bunch of regular-looking dudes. I miss the silliness and costumes of the 80s era where they were as outlandish as possible yet presented it completely deadpan.

>>11614
Stephanie is a bigger egomaniac than Vince. Vince is totally fine with looking like an idiot and being humiliated. Stephanie, on the other, is always unassailable and always gets the last word in.

>>11623
Miz on the mic: entertaining
Miz in a ring: please go

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>>11623
One of the few guys left who can get genuine heel heat any more in the WWE desu

>>11626
>doesn't like the skull-crushing finale

>>11535
I'd love to see her go against Tyson now

not like, Mike "6 month camp still too old" Tyson

I mean, give him a night to watch tape and put them in the ring and watch him gorilla punch her clit into the dirt

>>11627
That moment in the Royal Rumble a year or two ago was fantastic

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>the final boss you're supposed to fight to decide your last fight says he can't and drops out
>the game defaults on the most boring ending after having the craziest journey

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>>11623
>my face when the only interesting and entertaining feud going into mania this year is a mixed tag team match featuring Cena, Miz and their respective cocksleeves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHFe3Zmqqc8

Miz has become the fucking GOAT over the past year.

>>11631
Big Show doesn't deserve this shit, especially after all the weight loss he's achieved this year.

>>11626
He unironically had a great match with Dog Ziggler not too long ago. He's never going to be a ring general, but he's not bad.

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>>11632
>wouldn't it be nice to hear the pitter patter of little feet around here?
>I do hear them, I invited Daniel Bryan over for dinner

>Nakamura vs Roode


LADS

WHO HAS THE BETTER THEME?

>>11628
It's fine, I'm talking about him as a wrestler as a whole. Wrestling fans instantly go full hyperbole as soon as anyone does anything remotely interesting.

Miz has always been able to talk and recently he has been even better but he's just as shitty as he has always been in the ring. Can't really get too excited when you know it's ultimately going to end up in a whatever match.

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>>11613

>>11636
I'm too even on it. Roode's theme is so goddamn catchy and the entrances on Takeover always get me. Nakamura is a similar case

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5xCjLHhLUU

>that feel when the Miz's parents look like that and he still turned out the way he did

>>11636
Nakamura's NJPW theme

>>11634
Don't get me wrong, Miz can have more than serviceable matches now and again but in the 10 years he has been wrestling he has more often than not had uninteresting matches.

At the same time I get it. He works a super safe style and isn't a mark for himself or the business so his body isn't going to be fucked by the time he retires. He has always been good on the mic but wrestling fans love to bandwagon and tout that they actually liked [insert wrestler people didn't like] forever and they were so ahead of everyone.

The Miz promos for the Cena feud have been interesting. The match is probably going to be dogshit due to the involvement with the bellas but who knows, maybe it'll at least be entertaining.

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>>11637
Miz and Ziggler was MotN at Backlash last year, and that was with Cena vs Styles vs Ambrose on the same card. I wouldn't go so far as to say it was MotY material, but it was unironically great.

>>11640
>"Nobody is ugly, just broke"

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>tfw the broken hardys win the tag belts at WM

>>11645
How? The RAW match is already set and there is no match for the SmackDown straps

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>>11632
>>11635
NO NO NO NO FUCKING DELETE THIS

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>WM is on at 4 am in the morning for me
>on the one weekend I simply can't stay up to watch it
life is pain

>>11645
Didn't Jeff say recently that he wouldn't be going to WWE because he wouldn't pass the medical?

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>>11645
>tfw WWE will someohow fuck up the Broken Hardy gimmick

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>>11623
Hes doing the best work hes ever done, smA+ckdown saved his career. I was a fan of the awesome truth but they never utilized him since then.

him and maryse are basically carrying that feud.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSUFSndjVKh/

>>11649
Big predictions meltzer said theyre already signed and theyre working their last indy show 40 mins away from the WM stadium+theyre having a tailgate party outside.

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>that feel when Corny somehow managed to go a whole speech in front of a WWE mic without calling Kevin Dunn a bucky beaver motherfucker

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>>11647
It's okay. I deserve this...

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>>11648
>tfw took Monday off so I could watch sweaty men in underwear pretend to beat each other up while being bombarded by commercials at 5 in the morning

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>>11632
fuck maryse is so fine its unreal.

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Who /BobbyRoo/ here?

>>11503
>ARMBAR
Sup Reddit!

>Nikki Cross
goddamn

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>>11547
We did anon, we even got a third one.

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>>11607
>Haven't watch NXT in year
>mfw I see all 3 champs are undefeated.

I had no fuckin clue at least 89 people on /v/ were into WRASTLIN'.

>>11662
Wrestlemania season my dude, wrasslin takes over everyone

when's Bobby-san and Nakamura

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>>11662
/v/ would have a nice wrestling thread whenever the chance pops up.

I just wish there was another Smackdown vs Raw that beats 2006

guys don't spoil the results of wrestlemania tomorrow

i'm going to watch it after work

>>11505
Still SEETHING over CM Punk leaving

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AJ and shane are gonna crush it with their sleeper match.

>>11581
Fuck you

I didn't know Heath Slater joined the Yakuza

>Shane says he's too injured to fight
>says he brought someone else to fight for him
>violin music meme music start playing

How hard do you mark?

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>tfw the BIG DOG is gonna main event WM AGAIN and go over taker
cant wait for all the tears

>>11662
/v/ usually has a wrestling thread after every WWE PPV. Sometimes mods delete it but most times there's a good thread going. The one after Brock busted open Randy was a nice one.

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I LIE
I CHEAT
I STEAL

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>>11671
>violins
>not trumpets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo

>>11675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CGF7ocVfC0

>>11527
>Punk: hurr durr I did pretend fighting so that means I can go into a professional UFC match with a couple weeks of training and take on a professional
dumbass had it coming, anyone with half a brain knew he was gonna get his shit kicked in.

>>11513
Currently watching season 1 of Lucha Underground. It's pretty good but I'm starting to get tired with the number of times they did a flying attack from the ring to the outside.

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You ready for /ourguy/ to Curbstomp Haitch back to the Attitude Era, lads?

>>11573
young Trish Stratus

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>>11679
seth is nowhere near /ourguy/

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>>11681

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last time i watched wrasslin was when i fapped to mickey james or w/e

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>build braun for months as an unstoppable monster
>feed him to roman
>stick him in that gay andre the giant pre show match
who did he piss off?

Will the WWE move out from being PG at some point in the future? The whole PG thing prevents some interesting things to happen.

how come they're replacing all the nXt belts tonight

>>11686
Brad Maddox nutted all over the old ones

>Drew McIntyre, one third of 3MB

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>>11688
the reunion is happening baby

>>11503
Hopefully it's Braun and Beeg as the last two in the battle royal so Show can get a nice sendoff and pass the torch by putting over Braun in the process

>>11689
what about Rhyno though, he's still tagging with Slater

would he be the drummer people are too scared to talk to?

>this GLORIOUS entrance

I've been out of the loop for 20 years. Where is Doink the clown? What happened to Undertaker's urn? Why is the whole roster made up of red necks?

>>11693
doink is dead paul bearer is in takers urn and the south has the best wresters FACTS

>>11694
Southpaw Regional Wrestling, maybe

>>11527
>3 minutes of man on man mounting
UFC is the gayest thing on television

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>>11560
Haitchposting is the best

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>>11697

HARDYS LOST ROH TITLES WWE RETURN CONFIRMED

>>11696
agreed

>>11699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqpYIiXpDZI

I think Haitch's ego is too big to let them come back after this

>>11701
Nah it's pretty much confirmed, the official WWE account even BROKENposted

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I've been out of the loop since 7th grade (2004). Who's still wrestling, who died and who's one more impact on the ring away from permanently fucking themselves up?

This game was fun as hell.

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>>11703
>who's one more impact on the ring away from permanently fucking themselves up?

Kurt "Let me moonsault and no one gets hurt" Angle

GLORIOUS

What brand do you want Nakamura to go to?

GLORIOUS
NO I WON'T GIVE IN, I WON'T GIVE IN
TIL I'M VICTORIOUS

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>>11705
the A+ show

RAW would be a demotion at this point.

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>>11703
>who died

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>>11702

>>11708
I know about Benoit, and the Ultimate Warrior, and Eddie Guerrero. And Macho Man, too. I hear Undertaker's on his last legs.

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>>11710
dusty was a pretty big one

>>11711
eef you weell

Is that little, green, midget leprechaun still running around on sage?