ZELDA: BOTW

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>he runs around in a full set of upgraded soldier armor
>asks why every fight is so easy

>>11153
Stop posting this whore

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>>11154
Stop using upgraded armor

>>11155
no u

>>11152

>Favourite Korok 'puzzle'?
throwing rocks into a circle of other rocks is fun, usually because you have to erect an ice pillar or two to slide it in. it's a bit more difficult than the others so I like em

>Favourite weapon type?
spear for sure. too bad they break so easily, I rarely have more than one or two on me

>What do you do for nonsense fun (like translating the hylian text)?
sometimes I put on my full knight armor set, equip a spear, mount my horse, and go fucking jousting. it's so satisfying hearing that crunch when you poke a nigga in the face as you ride by.

>>11157
>erect an ice pillar or two to slide it in

oh son of a fucking bitch i know of at least two that would have been far easier had i thought of this. thank fuck they give you a half dozen rocks to chuck

That Korok dude on top of Deku Tree is asking me for a fish but I have no idea which fish he's looking for.

What do?

>>11159

voltfin. there are some in lake saria in the forest.

>>11159
Just solve the riddle in the clue he gives you, and drop the right fish in front of him.

>>11159
voltfin fish

usually easier to purchase than find

>>11152
Just don't put edition in the OP.

Also there should've been more giant boomerang variants in the game, that is the coolest weapon.

>>11160
>>11162
Thanks.

>>11161
No kiddin'

>>11163
i had to stop watching people play the game on youtube because all of them were using the boomerang like morons and getting mad at the game for it

no pattern recognition these days. "oh the last three times i used this in an enclosed space it hit a wall and fell to the ground but THIS time it will surely return to my hand"

>>11163
They're fine but I tend to forget that you're supposed to throw them eventually.

Do we have hard facts about how the game runs post-patch? I don't know if it's mostly placebo or what, but I feel like it really does run noticeably better.

>>11167
I think there's a noticeable improvement but i was chalking it up to placebo

>>11167

it's not placebo but I don't have like patch notes or anything to prove it.

it still dips in rito village and korok forest but much better than before, and no dips anywhere else.

>>11168
wait now that i think about it i was beating up moblins this morning and didn't experience any of that fantastic framedropping action that you used to get

Maybe the patch really improved performance even if a little bit.

>yfw a patch does what it's supposed to do

>>11170
I kinda liked that silky smooth 0FPS in small doses.

>>11172
sometimes it legitimately worked out to feel like a big epic slowdown to showcase how you slapped that fucking lanky asshole across his stupid face so hard he careens off a cliff

but i've had it so bad i legitimately thought my game crashed and was in the process of standing up to reboot when it got it's shit together

>>11172
Hit stop is one thing, but that was so clearly a bug. It's like the engine panicked when it had to apply physics to moblins.

>>11167
I have not noticed any improvement. I don't think it did anything on Wii U

>>11174
yeah something with their rigging or god knows what was just not working right

>>11175
I'm talking about docked Switch performance, which is how I've been mostly playing the game, should've specified.

>>11175
Its definitely better on Wii U but you still get noticeable drops in towns.

>>11175
slap around some moblins and see if you get them hangs

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Anyone have that Zelda image that's like this?

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>when people claim the giant horse sucks because of the stats it shows

>>11181
It feels too slow.

>>11182
it can smash lynels out the way

How many times should I upgrade armour? I want to keep a balance between difficulty and feeling more powerful. I don't want to be hardcore or just be able to ignore hits from monsters.

>>11182
it's gallop is comparable to most other horse's sprint

>>11184
if you feel too rock solid you can just equip slightly shittier armor. I don't use the champion tunic or the soldier set now that they're upgraded, i generally have the sheikah set or guardian armor on now

>>11181

I mostly just don't enjoy feeling like even more of a manlet while riding it.

>>11186
Why did Zelda bully Link?

>>11186
TOLD YOU
NOT
TO
TOUCH IT

Where's a good place to get ancient cores quickly?

Where's the giant horse anyway?

What did you name yours?

>>11188

he wouldn't stop following her

>>11191
Biggoron

>>11181
It also has a loud ear range. I was whistling to get the bokoblins attention but the horse came and ruined it

>>11185
I have to go test this out. Everything feels sluggish after getting a 5 speed horse.

>>11190

port around to all the test of strength shrines. the little guardian dudes often drop one

>>11191
dragmare

>>11191
Ganon

gonna contact the mods or /qa/ and get them to start autobanning these


enjoy /vg/ where u don't get all the attention you want so badly fags

>>11196
Alright thanks.

I need like 10 of them so this is gonna take a while.

>>11199

>gonna contact the mods

>MOMMMMM

>>11199
you do that, let us know how it goes

>>11152
>edition
>>>/vg/

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>>11152
Hurry the fuck up to >>>/vg/

>>11203
it's almost like i referenced that myself in the main body of the OP

wowsers

>>>/vg/

>>11191
Don't have it yet but I've been thinking of calling it Akuma.

>>11199
>getting the attention
Enjoy the (You).

>>11199
>>11203
>>11204
>>11206

jesus, did retard school just let out?

I love it when some newfag wanders into the thread and refuses to leave

>>11199
>u don't get all the attention you want so badly fags

Thanks for giving us the attention we so badly want :)

>>11191
BIGNIG

>>11191
Dorf.
Wanted to name him Ganonhorse but not enough characters

>>11213
yeah mine was going to be Gannonbanned but no such luck

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So many korok seeds needed for those last few weapon slots

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>Rejecting the divine message.

>>11210
What would be something awful that the different Zeldas could've told Link?

>>11216
Oh husbando discussion is alright, just not something the OP should be centered around

>>11217
Who's a bigger autist? People who figured this out or the developers for even doing it?

>>11217
... Geldo, Stipog.. what?

is this the text around Lurelin village?

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>>11221

Gerudo alphaabet someone posted I haven't used it yet to translate anything because everything I wanted has been translated

>>11221
Oh fuck I see it now, not a comma but an apostrophe

Geldo's Typography, where Geldo is nip for gerudo, right?
Saving this

Is there any place where I can find RED moblin?
Never found a single one yet, only black and blue ones everywhere (I'm also missing the first-rank moblin spear)

>>11224
east of the plataeu in some ruins

>>11224
Check the surroundings of Great Plateau, I think to the north there's one.

>>11191
>Where's the giant horse anyway?
Head to the mounted archery camp, south of the lake tower, an NPC gives you the details there.
>What did you name yours?
Fatso

I love the series, and have played them all, but this game makes me feel so directionless. I think I just need structure and don't enjoy open world games as much as tight focus.

could someone post a picture of the flying minecarts using the magnet? friend of mine doesn't think its possible and i'm at work.

>>11191
Midnight, as is the canon name for Ganondorf's horse.

Anyone have info on where/when the dragons spawn? I don't want to keep reloading the same shrine over and over.

Favourite weapon is one handed ones because I like to have my shield out. I just beat the fourth guardian but don't want to fight gannon until I've done all the other shit. What do?

>>11191
Ganondorf

>>11232
Keep exploring, just fight Ganon when you feel ready. An extra few days won't make a difference to Zelda.

>>11228
Do the dungeons then

>>11232
i'm getting all the shrines first, maybe clear up a bunch of sidequests

>>11152
I regret wasting a minute of my life reading that.

I have 1 shrine left to find and it's driving me insane.

Convinced it's a shrine quest because I've been all over the map with the sensor on and nothing. Hate life.

>>11238
Puffer Beach?

did the game always have chests next to the name when you hover over a shrine on the map?

>>11240

yes.

>>11240
that signifies you found all the chests in that shrine

>>11242
Strangely not, in Toh Yasa you get the chest icon for picking up an earlier chest - but later in the shrine is the chest containing the rubber suit.

>>11240
>>11242
>>11243
The whole things feels like the opposite of how the game runs. Yeah, in old Zelda games you would want to open literally every chest you could find. In this game, opening a chest with a new weapon just effectively deletes a weapon from the world.

>>11244
good thing we all know what infinity minus one is

How can I trigger a bloodmoon lads? This quest for Kass is doing my head in

Is there any way at all to get two drops per dragon appearance?

>>11246
drop some logs, drop some flint, hit the flint to start a campfire
keep hitting "sit until morning"

>>11246
i fucked with it for hours before resigning to just watching the skies at 10:30 ish and seeing if it's a red moon or not

i lucked out and spotted it between two trees and fast traveled to the nearby stable. just barely made it to the podium before midnight

>>11248
i did this for multiple moon cycles and it did not work. out exploring i got a blood moon every 5-6 days, sitting at a fire over and over never yielded one.

>>11246
Go kill a bunch of the monsters inside the castle. Ganon will blood moon to re-staff his guard.

>>11191
Goanthors

>>11248

this never worked for me. nothing anybody recommended worked for me.

what I had to do was set my switch settings to not go to sleep on inactivity, then I stood on the platform and browsed 4chan for an hour or so until it procced.

Just beat the game

Holy fuck, so good.

>>11239
Got it

Do chests reset with a blood moon btw

>>11253

glad you liked it.

>>11253
>That rendition of the main theme during Beast Ganon

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>>11191

Bungo

>>11191
BIG SHOW

>>11257
>Kill Calamity Ganon
>"That's it? Cool I guess."
>BEAST GANON spawns in Hyrule Field

OH BABY

>>11255
Nope. Gone forever.

>>11258
Dog police!

>>11238
Sand Seal Race
Eventide Island
Crenel Hills
Toruma Dunes
West Gerudo Ruins
Mount Granajh
Hyrule Castle

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>>11259
>Dark Beast stops fighting you and starts fighting the ground instead

>>11258
Dog Police.

>>11246
The more you kill the faster it triggers, I've had them 2 days apart before.

>>11191
Bane because I'm a meme loving fuck.

>>11263
The ground knows what it did.

Sweet my save has a star on it. Time to 100% the fuck out of this

Since the Hylian Shield can break, can you get more?

>>11268
it respawns at hyrule castle every blood moon

I want to go to the fields in the north. What's out there?

>do all 120 shrines
>Nearly all side quests
>Compendium nearly full
>still 45% completion

Its...its fucking Korok seeds, isnt it

>>11271
yes

>>11271
lol yes, 45.98% here and those 600 odd missing seeds are dragging me down

>>11272
Got less than 100

Fuck my ass

>>11271
Where do you see the completion stats?

>>11275
Check the left of the map after you rescue Zelda

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>>11257
>final boss theme is a reprise of the main theme, Ganon's theme and Zelda's theme

>>11275
>>11274
>>11273
>>11272
>>11271
Apparently when you "discover" a new area, it counts too.

Just discovered the cathedral and it jumped 0.35%

So keep an eye out for that lads

>>11153
Nigga, every fight is easy once you learn how to perfect dodge.

>>11191
Muh Dick

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>blood moon reset minor/modest/major test of strength

Why no one told me?

>>11279
>dodge

That's for scrubs. Parry is where it's at.

Just noticed that you can hack a guardians legs off while it's exploding, to get extra materials

>>11281
>Lynel runs at you
>Swings his weapon
>Perfect parry

No greater feel than this.

>>11281
>>blood moon reset minor/modest/major test of strength
Seriously?

Every area discovering is worth between 0.09 and 0.4% to your completion rating.

Koroks are worth 0.08%.

>>11282
You can always use Guardian weapons on them since it cuts them like butter

>>11284
Yeah i just did 3 for the shield

DSP FINISHED BOTW

>>11199
Ol McDonald had a farm
ee i ee i o
and on that farm he had an Anon
ee i ee i o
with a REE REE here
and a REE REE there
REE here
REE there
everywhere a REE REE

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>>11188
She is tsundere for him, although the tsun drops away after he saves her from the Yiga

>those settlements visible in the north across the gorge from Death Mountain

hmm

How many endings are there?

>>11291
C-CUTE

>>11206
>>11203
Ok then, now you gotta force all Horizon threads onto /vg/ as well. Same with NieR threads as well.

>>11293
Really just one, but you get an extra scene with Link and Zelda after the credits if you do all the story missions

>>11218
"ur courage ain't worth sheet"

>>11290
>Her smile and wrinkles: gone

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>>11217

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>tfw taming the Lord of the Mountain and spending 20 minutes spamming sprint through hyrule field

I wish you could keep the damn thing

>>11218
>We could have sex right now but instead I'm just going to send you back in time and split up the timeline
>t. OoT Zelda

Oh wait

Anyone know where to climbing torso is?

Genuinely thought there would be the triforce in this game, and having seen the final memory that it would be Zelda with the courage piece this time.

>>11303
Is this the most powerful Zelda?

>>11302
It's in the shrine in the small island in between Hateno bay and Eventide island

It's a major test of strength

>>11299
Safety First, as Link clotheslines on it.

>>11299
>tfw found out the entrance to the desert and the nearby Stable after playing like 100 hours
>I had already been to the desert, beaten Naboris and finished the main quest
This fucking game. I can't even remember how I entered the desert the first time. For a long time I was getting bored, I thought I had found all the sables like 50 hours before, and then bam, there it is.
This fucking game.

>>11305
gotcha, thanks.

>>11191
gargoblug

>>11303
well she definitely isn't very wise this time so it would make sense. also considering how STRONK Link was 100 years ago, he could have had the triforce of power

>>11307
Are you me? That was my last stable 'cause I went up the quarry near the stable, up to the Wasteland Tower, then flew down to the desert.

>>11310
>Link is fucking absurdly powerful at his peak - Power
>Zelda constantly fails and is hounded by her destiny and yet unfalteringly pushes towards her goal - Courage
>Ganon is fucked by technology and as soon as he's given the chance he turns that deus ex machina shit right around on his foes, going from unquestionably defeated to utterly unstoppable in a moment (if it hadn't been for Zelda's interference) - Wisdom


that'd be a super neat twist

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Theorytime!

The CT connection is established by reference to TP. But let's get this out of the way. I don't really care all that much about the timeline itself.
>TP:HD retconned the Rito into being
>Zora are a kingdom
>the direct reference to TP
>Yiga, which is actual theory

The Yiga clan are the Twili and the interlopers and a rogue clan of Sheikah
>Their bossman moves like Zant
>they are shapeshifters (Midna took the form of Ilya, Colin...)
>they teleport and levitate objects (although only the boss could do this)
>they worship Ganon (Zant's faction got popular)
>they wear masks
>they don't show their skin, at all (not so accustomed to light?)
>their weapons are odd (Midna implied this when she mocked the Hylian weapons)
>their base is in Gerudo Desert
>eye symbol shared by them and the Sheikah
>the Divine Beast legend in their traditions - misinterpreted by Midna to mean Link
>they are not targeted by the ancient technology

>The unified Sheikah are Ubermensch of magic and technology.
>They build the Divine beasts to repel Calamity Ganon
>They win but their devastating technology is banned and they are banished
>The Sheikah turn to magic instead, create a culture of masks and create Fused Shadow and Majora's Mask
>The angry Sheikah take over Hyrule with magic (Interlopers)
>Aside from a minor faction of loyalists, they are banished to the Twilight Realm
>The Sheikah of the Light world are restored with Hylian aid, and they lose their trait of red eyes, but keep the hair
>something happens post-TP in the Twilight kingdom and the Yiga are what comes out of there (but how? Ganon?)
>They hate the hero (TP Link made it!)

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>>11313
Hold it!
>that oily shine
The Yiga are ashen colored.

I also forgot to mention the ape connection of the Yiga and the Twili. The cursed Twili take on an apelike form (masked, what else), and the Yiga are all bananas.

>>11313
Do you want me to turn this into pasta?
>thoughts?

Does the Ancient armor set bonus apply to guardian weapons or just the ancient ones you make?

>>11316
It does from my experience, although I could have been just that beefy by then.

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>tfw finally got the edgiest picture

>>11316
i feel like it improves guardian weapons, I've never used the craftable ones.

>>11313
Sadly this all unravels when you find the ex-Yiga member in Kakariko.

>>11320
So they are just larpers. God damn it.

>>11321
>wow fuck sheikah tech ruined literally everything
>shekiah: sorry we'll stop
>Yiga: fuck you i won't do what you tell me

that's basically it.

>>11322
>Yiga: and I'll pledge allegiance to Ganon for no reason

>>11306
Link's demise makes it safe for the bokoboblins.

>>11323
the enemy of your enemy is your ally, i guess

>>11323
>and we won't use Sheikah tech anyway
>and we will go bananas for bananas

>>11313
It's possible for the Yiga to be related to the Twili, but I feel like Nintendo would have said so if they were. it would be low hanging fruit.

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>>11318
W...was that what the competition was about?

>>11325
Yeah... because Ganon, that force of primordial evil, is well known for his love of technology and progress.

>>11329
>oh nice toys
>ARGHFUCKSHIT
>okay those toys are mine now
>does anyone know how to work these things

just use your imagination anon, think like a writer for a saturday morning cartoon

>>11327
No, remember the tapestry?

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>>11318
>mfw beating Ganon in full Dark Link set

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> You can cook to get an item to control the guardians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdtoTKed5Cc&feature=youtu.be

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

THIS FUCKING GAME

>>11334
check your fucking calendar

When you see three rows of trees, is that Korok related? It seems kinda suspect.

>>11336
Usually. Especially apple trees.

>>11336
a row of three trees, i assume you mean, and the idea is to make the fruit match

>>11335
God dammit I feel stupid.

>>11334
It's fake.

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Any soundtrackfags know if this is getting a western release?

>>11271
I'm working my way through the shrines now
It's really boring, but I just want the green tunic before I fight Ganon, can't afford amiibos

>>11305
oh fuck that. I just started and I'm running around getting all the towers, doing some shrines and a few side quests before I dive into the story and I had to skip this shrine

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>>11339
>>11339

>>11282
>while it's exploding
That's how I normally fight Guardians, their beam charge gets interrupted if you hack off their legs.

>>11344
>whacking off enough legs in sequence to flip the fucker right over and immobilize it

going from "wow fuck I'm never fighting one of those head on" to "hey look a guardian walker to mess up" is one of the best aspects of the game

>>11282
>>11344
I normally cut off their legs first thing. If they try to run away, I arrow them in the eye and then chop off the legs while they're stunned. I go after the body once they have no legs left.

>>11337
>>11338
Thanks, that will definitely help. It always seemed like an obvious Korok thing.

>>11345
this. same thing with lynels
I was fucking afraid of them for the longest time, to the point that when I decided to take one on, there were only silver ones around
now it's no big deal (though I do still break 1-2 weapons every time)

>>11336
>>11338
Like 200 fucking hours in this game and I never knew this. What the fug

>>11281
>>11283
Call me crazy but perfect dodges are way more effective than parries, aren't they? I stopped even bothering with parries except for guardians when I learned this.

Is there a way to get rid of armor pieces? I want to throw away my extra pieces of armor

>>11350
i don't see the point of using up some shield durability just to get 3-4 hits in. I just don't.

>>11351
they can be sold

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>Can't register bear mounts

Sorry Baloo, but I guess I can't keep you.

>>11191
As with every other horse, Roach.

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Can confirm that Guarians are fooled by large barrels.

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fuck off to vg, nintentoddlers

>>11357
>falseflagging that hard

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>>11357

>>11357
>f-fuck off!
>here's an image of YOU, and you're CRYING

this better be bait

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>mfw realizing you can just stasis the guards in the Yiga clan hideout

That went from a pain the ass to stupidly easy

>>11361
with the full sheikah set i could walk up behind them at full speed without being noticed

still managed to fuck it up three times though

>>11191
Pumpkin

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>>11356
Not too surprising in hindsight.

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>>11291
>Happy End
Not for poor Mipha it isn't.

>>11365
At least she's alive in that scenario

but still cucked by Zelda

>>11350
Parries don't use durability though

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WEW

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>>11365
>>11366
>They wipe Ganon
>Lonk goes back to his fish waifu
>Zelda is mad jelly as fuck but gets over it eventually

I mean let's be real, Zelda is going to immediately go back to full Scholar mode after Ganon is dead and her father can't say shit to stop her.

>tfw just picked up my Guardian amiibo
Damn, this thing is nice. What does it do again?

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>>11152

>reach horse statue memory
>see link is riding my horse
>wait did they incorporate current stabled horse in cutscenes?
>go look up first trailer
>literally my horse
>wtf.png
>tfw I accidentally tamed the canon BOTW link's black horse with white spot on the muzzle and white hooves
>tfw it has only 4/3/4 but I don't give a fuck

>>11167
Actually the game kept on skipping for me and freezing for brief moments.

>>11191
truck dog

>>11281

>tfw I parry a lot better than I dodge

I don't understand, I think I flurry rushed 6 times in the whole game, 3 of these were against thunderblight, I seriously don't get the timing, sometimes I dodge after the attack went off and it triggers, some others it doesn't trigger at all, meanwhile I can parry lynels all day long, I can ever parry their fucking explosion attacks but I can't dodge for shit, fuck

anyone know the maximum weapon capacity? i'm assuming it's just the one tab. also does anyone know how much the last hestu weapon upgrade costs?

>>11271
>tfw want to do all 120 shrines, do most sidequests, get every piece of every equipment set, etc. but don't really want to get every Korok seed
That shit's just fucking excessive.

>>11374
Does anyone else keep on accidentally clicking in the left stick sometimes when they try to dodge? Ever since I practiced, I've been getting better at it, but I still somehow keep on making Link crouch when I really don't mean to.

That said, I have been practicing, both dodging and parrying. The latter isn't that hard at all actually and feels fucking great when you learn to do it consistently.

>>11167

handheld mode korok forest has no fps drops what so ever on my switch, it has a slight drop when you first approach the master sword pedestal and then stays locked at 30fps

docked is still shit in some areas but a LOT more bearable now, for some reason when moblins are knocked down the game blocks for half a second to me now, fuck

>>11369
Zelda is in love with Link so much that it sustained her for 100 years, if Link gets with someone else she'll probably kill herself

>>11370
Give you boxes of random dropped food etc.

>>11369

I still haven't finished the game but didn't they mention the champion souls are stuck on link forever? it would be pretty crazy for link and zelda to bang with mipha standing there and forced to watch

>>11380
Mipha feels it.

>>11370

nothing exclusive, it gives lots of guardian parts, some rarer than others

>your joy cons are out of battery!
>fuck, let's play undocked
>your switch is out of battery!
>fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

only time I stop playing is to recharge everything, god damn this game is addicting

>>11380
don't think link would bang after reading that old zora story about the mail made by the princess for her future husband

>>11370
Drops guardian parts and chests that can contain guardian weapons and if you're lucking guardian arrows that one-shot guardians if you shoot them in the eye and obliterates other enemies (alongside any loot they might have given you)

Why are giant ancient cores so hard to farm, fucking kill me

>>11378
>ntr'd to death

brutal

>>11384

I dunno he didn't react at all to people telling him Mipha loved him, he didn't even flinch when Mipha appeared before him, she was far away from him in the puddle of water and he didn't even go near her, he seemed to distant and woody in that moment, I half expected him to reach out with his hand and gaping mouth as Mipha's spirit faded and yet nothing, with that said it's cool the the devs let you say "we will always be togheter" when speaking to the king

>>11335
>>11340
No guys, I just did it. Trust me. My dad is Nintendo.

>>11380
I'd be more concerned with Ravioli watching

>>11263
He realizes he can't beat you and shifts his focus to trying to fully destroy hyrule before you can kill

>>11380
The champions and the King fad away during the ending so they're dead for good

>>11390
All of the attached souls will feel everything Link is feeling. Occasionally Link and Zelda will hear their moans.

>>11188
She envied him as a natural successor to the whole legacy of stopping Calamity Ganon bit while she struggled with her own powers.

Her ass getting saved made her calm the fuck down long enough to talk to him, at which point she realized that everyone has their own insecurities and issues.

Completed the mounted archery minigame.

That was insane.

Started with around 220 arrows and only had about 60 something left when I finally beat it.

Broke about 6 or 7 good bows too.

Made it with 1 second left.

>>11395
Just backflip, use bullet time, and remount...

>>11191
FART LOL

>>11396
Backflip puts you in front of the horse, that does not work in the slightest

>Game involving ghost champions opens the door to game involving a blatantly dead ghost Link.
>Dies near the beginning, and "Continue" button is defective.
>Must avenge his own death in order to return to the living.
>Puzzles involve his limited ability to manipulate objects.
>Float through walls to some degree.
>Can only interact with certain NPCs in certain ways.
>Meets plenty of ghost NPCs.
>Whole villages of the dead.
>Haunting mini quests.
>Eventually gains ability to temporarily posses and control the bodies of others, including monsters.

>>11397
brap

>>11385
>(alongside any loot they might have given you)
That is such bullshit.

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Bad news, your waifu is dead.

Good news, you get to be with her in the afterlife.

>>11388
He kept telling the travelling lady that it was Mipha the one of the statue and she was like "okay you already told me sod off".

>>11402
So the guy who got Finley did get it better in the end.

>>11191
Crenando

>>11271
YA HA HA!

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>>11388
>>11403

>>11383
So you're telling me you managed to play with the joycons detached for twenty hours, but somehow never charged the switch during that time?

>>11388
a couple isolated memories doesn't mean he got back the emotion he had with or for her. This is like, legit sad cause he simply doesn't remember anything about her.

It would be like hearing a story about the woman who loved your grandfather.

>>11407
Is there a Zora armor headpiece and if so how do I get it?

>>11258
My mom's friends with one of the founding members of Dog Police. I'm completely serious.

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>>11411
fug, meant for >>11261

>>11407
>mfw I saw the thumbnail and thought it was blueberry tf porn

>>11410
There is a tablet in the back of the Zora village that tells you where to find it.

>>11410
There's a stone slab in Zora's domain that tells you how to get it

>New playthrough
>Want to complete region "Region" as best I can before moving on.
>Starting with the Lakeside Tower
>Can't get Farosh to spawn for the Fountain of Courage

Can't get it to show up at Lake Hylia or by Floria Bridge. What. The. Fuck.

>>11415
Riola Spring
1am

>>11409

>we are gonna challenge the conventions of zelda
>oh btw link's memories are 90% zelda centered and he bones zelda like always in the end ;^)))))

fucking aonuma

>>11417
Link usually doesn't date the Zelda. That's a recent thing with SS. Link is a lowly commoner.

>>11408

no I mean I played for 20 hours with joycons detached and then 3 hours with undocked switch

>>11418
What will you tell his wife and children?

>>11416
You aren't fucking listening. It's not spawning.

>>11422
Look the other direction. The dragons like to spawn when you aren't looking.

Figured out Sheikah text and got all the memories but the last one. The one that is just a picture if fucking trees. The one that is just named Hyrule Field. Point me in the right direction?

>>11423
I've tried that.

It's not fucking working at all. I haven't seen a single dragon.

>>11152
Has anyone translated the text on Beedles notebook? I had a pic of it but accidentally deleted it from my album

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THIS IS A 9.5 OUT OF 10

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YOU CAN USE STASIS TO FIND THE KOROK ACORNS HIDDEN IN TREES

>>11425
Go to the main menu and start a new game. Then back out to the main menu and load your previous save game.

>>11153

i seriously underestimated how necessary armor upgrading was. i beat the game (all four beasts + ganon) with un upgraded armor and was pissed at how every hit would nearly one shot me. then when fucking around with shrines after beating the game i started upgrading armor just a little and suddenly most attacks do less than one heart now. they should have balanced this shit better

>>11153
Gotta play it as Fashion of the Wild

>>11430
Grinding is a pretty normal RPG mechanic, and you should not be surprised that it resulted in becoming stronger. Just be glad it didn't involve collecting experience points by fighting ten million squirrels.

>>11429
Didn't work.

>>11433
Did you complete the first shrine when in the new game?

>>11434
That would end up overwriting my old save data. You can't give it a chance to autosave.

>>11435
Go straight to the tower, then first shrine, without diverting into extra places.

>>11421
>Bolson
>wife and children

>reach stable
>call horse
>dialog box stays empty
>game stuck
>previous save is when I reached the stable but before I cooked and sold 30+ meals

FUCK UUUUUUUUU

>>11421

he fucks carpenters, he got no wife or kids

>>11437
You didn't meet her?

>>11152
https://mrcheeze.github.io/botw-waypoint-map/
You're welcome you lot of autistic fucks
Now you can surely get 100% on your own

>>11424
that one's bullshit, and while I don't remember exactly where it is, go look for a place that has apple trees and ground plants that look the same, it might be somewhere in Central Hyrule but not really sure.

Who is the cutest Great Fairy and why is it Kaysa?

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>>11402
Do you have the source for that image anon?

>>11152
>What do you do for nonsense fun?
Chop a tree near a Hinox, Stasis the log and go from there. Also the Talus near the water makes the fight slightly harder.

>>11424

dude the painter literally tells you at the stable, it's right behind the stable on the other side of the river

>>11152
favorite korok puzzles are the metal block ones that have really weird shapes and even separate sets.

Favorite weapon type are boomerangs for sure, nothing like throwing a giant boomerang at a hopping lizalfos.

Nonsense fun is equip the rubber suit during thunderstorms and rup up to enemies or ride horses

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I'm here comfy solving some shrines

Where do i find better armor?

>>11449
you get better armor by upgrading at fairy fountain

>>11152
>Favourite Korok 'puzzle'?

the one where you have to shield surf down a mountain to chase the yellow ring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcnHIzjXCTs

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Amiibos are like a daily DLC item's pack the more I think about it.

I should get this for the WiiU and just never complete the shrines so I'll always just be messing around on the Great Plateau and have the company of the Old Man as he sits around his camp fire and hunts.

>>11191
>What did you name yours?
Dwayne

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>>11364
Nothing like becoming a lighting rod for a guardian.

The fact your heat level goes to max when you're being a conductor for electric heating is a nice touch.

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>>11152
After 120 hours, I finally had to look up what I KNEW was a puzzle because I couldn't figure it out. It was those 3 trees copied in a row. I couldn't figure out what to do. So far its the only thing in the game i've had to look up online. Oh yea, and where to find the 3rd whale skeleton in the hebra mountains. That one was bullshit.

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Should Nintendo go third party only /v/?

>>11455
I just asked about the three trees thing today too. More Korok seeds galore.

>>11191
Giganto

so do horses avoid trees like advertised or do they just follow roads?

>>11191
Kokuo

>>11459
I don't know but when I was doing the horse obstacle course I swear my fucking horse was purposefully moving around the hurdles.

>>11229
>get a wood crate into a minecart somehow
>magnesis the cart
>achieve flight
It's a similar bug to magnesising a metal weapon against the mast of a raft to accelerate it beyond normal speed

>>11401
It's a fair trade off for instant death
They are basically maker's finger from Dragon's Dogma, those deleted all the loot too iirc (and cost 300k a pop and you could only hold one)

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>Good luck sealing the darkness!
Are you for real Ravioli
Was that really the time to make seal pun

>>11441
>Tarrey town is referenced internally as 'mii village'
interdasting

makes me wonder what they originally planned for that

>>11465
The general round shape would have been a nice spot to have a large windmill in the middle of.

>>11462
Its not a bug. Its an exploit. You guys need to learn your terminology.

>>11229
April 1st man, it's not possible. Somebody lied to you.

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>>11229
Got u

>>11469
Thanks mate!

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>>11385
>Thinking the Guardian Arrow was the best drop chest
>Not the fact you could a core or giant core.
>Also ignore the metal boxes that contain guardian parts and rare ores.