/smtg/ - Shin Megami Tensei General

LAWFAGS GO HOME

Killing your valentine on valentines day because they don't share your alignment.

Third for Chaosfags are shit.

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>>94479226
Fourth for you could have prevented the creation of this new thread.
You could have been the True Messiah.

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>>94479316

>this is what chaos actually does.

Anon. We have tools for this.

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I will post this every thread.

Which Megoomi Tensay is your valentine /smtg/?

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DDS1+2 or Raidou 1+2?

>>94479640
Isabeautiful

>>94479371
>chaos
Killing all your friends is neuter territory, m8.

>>94479661
DDS.

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>>94479672
Forgot piccy

>>94479764

They said you have to kill one person, not everyone you know.

>>94479837
>piccy

>>94479640
Best robot

>>94479386
>implying we won't learn from our mistakes and learn to work together after God tried to kill everyone
>implying all the muslims won't kill themselves after realizing that the true God is the judeo-christian God and not Allah, getting rid of war in the middle east

>>94479764
Hey, lawfags are the one saying that killing a killer is the moral thing to do. Not our fault we kill them when they try to commit genocide.

>>94479949
>judeo-christian God and not Allah
I have bad news for you: they're the same god.

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>>94479928
I'm just joking around.

>>94479928
there's a relatively large number of girls here and in /pg/

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I'm doing my first playthrough of IV based on decisions I would make, and I played too far into the story. Now I'm in blasted Tokyo - is there any way the secret shop in Ginza still survived? I was saving up for some sick ass armor...

also filename

>>94480397
You return to regular Tokyo, don't worry.

>>94480397
no worries, you'll get access to the shop again later.

>>94480456
>>94480478
cool, thanks

>>94480397
Just play on, anon.

>>94480359
No girl above 13 would use that term.

>>94480359
I guess SMT is fujoshit after all.

>>94480359
No woman says that.

>>94480553
the new wave of teenagers raised on tumblr and reddit aren't advancing past 13 mentally
>>94480556
more than you think

Amazon.ca anon, are you getting free shipping on these books?

http://dds-net.proboards.com/thread/569/world-analysis-book

>>94480553
>>94480651
I just say it to joke around. I know it's immature. Please don't make a big deal out of it

>>94480359
I doubt any of them would be autistically obsessed with Isabeau.
>large
Overstatement.

>>94480697
Isabeau is actually more popular with woman than with men.

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Why does /pg/ insist on calling Anne Anzu? Anzu is a terrible name.

>>94480683

As opposed to le aged sages on 4chan. Just because both you and wise old men in the mountains both have no job and are virgins doesn't make you wise.

So is it a series tradition for the random encounters to be life or death and the bosses to be easier in SMT games or is it just the ones I've played?

I've only played 1 and Persona 1 so far

>>94480910
Yes.

>>94480887
citation needed

>>94480887
Why would I give a shit about Isabeau when I can fantasize about Walter, Jonathan, and Flynn fucking each other? Do you even fujo?

>>94481126
What do you get out of pretending to be a woman on the internet?

>>94481168
Free stuff.

>>94481168
An erection

>>94481168
Your replies.

>>94480891
Her name is 杏 you uncivilized barbarian.

>>94481209
reminds me of this guy who pretended to be a woman on /v/ and did a really good job, got lots of free shit

>>94481168

The worship of neckbeards like you who act out to overcompensate from the fact that you wish you had female attention.

>>94481239
>杏
You can read that as An. Or Anne.

Anzu is a worst girl name though and objectively bad.

>>94481324
Plus it's already the name of a demon. You can't have a character have the name of a demon, it would be confusing.

>>94481360
What is Maya and Maya.

>>94481446
That's retroactive though. Maya as a character came first.

>>94480689
Basically, my cart so far is
>Shin Megami Tensei IV: DEMONIC GENE Vol. 1 - $13.63
>Shin Megami Tensei IV: -Prayers- Vol. 1 - $13.63
>Shin Megami Tensei IV: Dengeki Comic Anthology - $19.10
>Shin Megami Tensei IV: Official Setting Artbook - $42.08
>Shin Megami Tensei IV: Official Complete Guide - $36.05
>Shin Megami Tensei IV: Burroughs NAVIGATOR - $22.46
>Shin Megami Tensei IV: World Analyze - $49.68
All new, all in CAD, and all from samurai_media_JPN4CA.

I also have a couple of unrelated items (32 GB Class 10 Sandisk microSDHC card, Nexus 5 screen protector). It says that I can get free super saver shipping by adding $0.21 more to my cart from an eligible product, but it doesn't apply to remote locations (remote as in coming from or going to?). Every time I added something SMT IV-related to my cart, it said shipping would be like $6.21. I assume that's if I order it all in a bundle instead of piece by piece.

>>94481168
Actually am a grill. You caught me on lying about being fujo though.

>>94481474
what about lucifer and lucifer

>>94481491
please stop

>>94481491

If you don't think guys having sex is hot then what is though?

>>94481591
Just stop replying to bait.

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____Hoy_______________

>>94481483
Sounds like you haven't used Amazon before. If you spend $25 you get free shipping, but it's only from Amazon itself. So all those books are going to... amount to a lot.

I think you should only get the first three. I am 99% sure they can be found for less on the likes of eBay or other shops.

>>94481620
its not bait if I'm not getting mad about it.

>>94481591
I'm a husbandofag.

>>94481719

Of who?

>>94481719
>>94481793
Fuck off.

>>94481793
oh my god, who cares

>>94481815
I care.

>>94481660
HOY

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I'm really attracted to Flynn. I don't really know why. He just exudes that "boy next door" quality that makes him irresistible to me. Anyone else feel the same way?

>>94481719
You realise you make the rest of the women here look bad when you keep this up right?

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>>94481812
>>94481815
>>94481921
>>94481934
I'm telling you, there's only one way to end this cycle.

>>94481934
:^)

>>94481921

How can you be attracted to yourself???

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>>94481958
Jack Frost

>>94481934
That's likely their intention and they're likely not actually a woman, like with most obnoxious posters who claim to be for replies.

Let's talk about dicks.

>>94481934
No it doesn't. The autists who are mad that anyone female can do anything sexual but not with them are the ones who look bad.

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Waifuposting? Really /smtg/? I thought the grass was greener on this side.

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>>94482065
Black Frost

>>94482109
If you sucked the cock of the SMT + SJ guys, what would it be like?

My thoughts:

>>94482119
No one fucking cares about your gender on the internet or who you want to fuck. There's no reason why they'd need to tell everybody.

>>94482148
>Waifu
But I only see talking about men here.

>>94482148
It's okay when SMT does it

>>94482195
This isn't an elite board of intellectualism. Get off your high horse and talk about who you want to fuck.

>>94482334
Stop encouraging attention whoring on an anonymous image board.

>>94482195
>There's no reason why they'd need to tell everybody.
Baiting. All you have to do is not reply.

>>94482365
its only attention whoring because you're acting like its now a distinct persona rather than a random post.

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Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey. For Nintendo DS. Developed and published by Atlus.

>>94482365
You're the one who is attention whoring with your stupid tantrum.

Does Rakukaja raise my defense against almighty attacks, or only against physical?

>>94482505
I'm not the one announcing my personal details where it doesn't belong.

>>94482571
It raises your defense against all attacks.

>>94482571
It's all attacks, magic and physical.

>>94482578
All you had to do was not reply anon. People like you are the only reason that kind of bait is effective.

>>94481687
I've used it once or twice, but I'm not 100% familiar with how it works. I see that I can buy "new" or "used", so it's probably a platform for companies to sell their stuff, or have other companies like this "samurai_media_JPN4CA" sell it for them, in addition to people putting up their own stuff for sale.

World Analyze sounds like it's something I wouldn't really care for if the majority of its content is in the other books. I could probably get it in the future when I feel more comfortable spending that much money on a single book of regurgitated material.

Without World Analyze, my total would come to $146.95, and if I include the microSDHC card and screen protector, it goes up to $178.29. I have a $50 prepaid MasterCard that came with my phone, and I've been meaning to use it, so that brings it down to $128.29. I also now qualify for free Super Saver Shipping on them.

It says shipping and handling for the other stuff is $42.03, and that my tax is $4.47. I don't know how tax works on Amazon, but tax in my province is usually 13%. Overall, it says my total is $224.79, and after the MasterCard, it'll be $174.79.

>>94482596
>>94482605
And Tarunda lowers magical attack as well?

>>94482853
Yes.

>>94482853
Yes. In some games there's a difference like in Nocturne but for the most part yes

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>>94481921
I have to admit that I masturbated to this sprite of Yamato with his collar open.

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>>94482931

He is pretty lewd.

>>94482931
His eyes are so small.

A nip character that actually looks like a nip.

>>94482931
Looking pretty smug there, Bunny

>>94481921
Flynn's too feminine for my tastes. Walter is more my type.

>>94483013
i like how they make him clearly single-lided

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All this talk of love and lewd things disgusts me.
I wish to become the godhead of a loveless world.

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>buy Shin Megami Tensei IV for the 3DS
>play it for some time then drop it because i thought it was boring
>want to see if i like other SMT game
>read the guide and decide to download Nocture
>see some videos of it on youtube, looks cool as shit
>suddenly remember myself that my computer is a toaster and can't run PS2 games well
>i look at the guide again
>see that the original 2 SMTs are for the SNES, which my computer can run perfectly
>it's written that they are dungeon crawlers, a genre i don't like
>fuck_it.jpg
>download the original Shin Megami Tensei + Snes emulator
>starts playing it
>currently loving it
>mfw
Am i the only one?

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>>94482994

>You will never cuddle with yamato after he fucks you hard.

>>94483168
Yeah you're the only one.

>>94483167
It's Valentine's nigga. How do you not expect waifu and husbandofaggotry on a website full of lonely virgins?

>>94483168
Yeah, you are the only one who pirates SMT games and doesn't support Atlus

>>94483168
Yep, you're totally the only one, you're so unique anon-kun

>>94483168
it's just you
coincidentally, you're the only Jojoposter I've seen on 4chan in years. seems like nobody talks about Jojos these days, huh?

>>94483013
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yamato

>>94483168
Opinion around here is divided into either "SMT I is archaic garbage that doesn't stand up even to games of its time" or "fuck you casual scum, SMT I is the only real SMT game."

>>94483445
SJ is everything good about SMT I tied into one perfect package, plus it tops the /smtg/ top game polls

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>>94483310
>It's Valentine's nigga.
...Is it? Well, that explains that. I wasn't paying attention.
>How do you not expect waifu and husbandofaggotry on a website full of lonely virgins?
I assumed that the other wizards on here were pure, like me.

>>94483372
3/10
1 point for the act
2 because you had effort to type that

>>94483445

No one here is dumb enough to think I is the best / only game.

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>>94483197
>you will never slowly unlace his boots

>>94482827
Anon, if you want it that bad, I'd say just go for it. If you're willing to be patient and look around, I swear you can get the SMT4 books cheaper. Just even search the names quickly on eBay first.

>>94483445
>fuck you casual scum, SMT I is the only real SMT game
No one actually thinks that though right? SMT I is easy as fuck.

>>94483494
Isn't Valentone's on the 14th? it's the 13th in the pacific

>>94483545
His socks must reek being in those all day.

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>>94483545

>you will never fuck him so well that he does some calculations and concludes that you are the best at sex and will be his full time sex toy.

>>94483580
Other timezones exist.

Are we going to allow this faggotry for today?

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>mfw it's valentine's day

>>94483648

Does that mean if we keep going west we can go back through time?

>>94483494
>I assumed that the other wizards on here were pure, like me.
Nothing wrong with 2D.

>>94483546
I'm all for getting it cheaper, and I'm willing to look into it more. It's just that eBay just has quite the reputation, so I'm somewhat hesitant in using it. I always heard that Amazon was the more trustworthy website.

>>94483710
That anime is the only reason I pre-ordered Break record.

>>94483683
Its okay to talk about wanting to fuck the guys, just not the girls.

>>94483737
Do... do you think we can save SMT x FE if we walk to japan?

>>94483805
This, /smtg/ has always been okay with dicks.

Speaking of Valentines Day, I think that asshole holiday is causing more traffic than usual at the post office and is why Raidou 2 is taking so fucking long to get here.

Take my fucking blog because I'm mad.

>>94483889
Spend the day with your demonfu and forget all your troubles.

how many people here like shota.

>>94483969
who doesn't?

>>94483889
You know you could just get it on PSN.

>>94483889
You could've just bought it on PSN

>>94484026
>>94484027
I only have PS2, unfortunately.

>>94484015

A lot of people. Guys pretending they're not gay. Girls don't like it since its too feminine. Etc.

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>>94483710
Gonna be a great day.

Am I correct in assuming that there is some horrible repercussion for using Magic Repel against the final boss in DDS?

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>>94484093
>mfw my local gamestop still had all the PS2 SMT games

>>94484130
Late game bosses in SMT games will almost always almighty spam if you have too much repel (karn spells, having all passive repels, things like that).

>>94483768
Well, for eBay you'll need Paypal, just make sure to have it linked to your credit card. That way, if you get super screwed, you can reverse the transaction from your end.

Buying from a third party on Amazon isn't much different than using eBay, I think. Just make sure to check the sellers feedback...

Hopefully this is of some help to you.

>>94484252
not true

>>94484116
Well this general could certainly use more shota!

>>94483648
Go far enough west and you'll move forward in time.

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>>94481483
>>Shin Megami Tensei IV: Official Setting Artbook - $42.08

Fuck it, just use CDJ even.

http://www.cdjapan.co.jp/product/NEOBK-1531118

2400yen
(2592yen Tax incl. in Japan)
CAD 25.17

>>94484531
Fuck meant to reply to >>94483737.

>>94484229
>gamestop
>ps2
nice try, they stopped supporting it last July

>>94484634
He didn't say when he bought them.

>>94484724
Two months ago actually but even then, they still sell PS2 games, you just can't turn any in

>>94484565
Goddamn, now that's a deal

>>94484263
I checked all the listings on eBay (tried searching "Shin Megami Tensei IV", "真・女神転生IV", "SMTIV" and "SMT IV"), but I couldn't find anything in new condition that beat the Amazon prices.

How about Play-Asia? Overpriced, stick to the original MSRP, or can I find good deals there as well?

>>94484565
>CDJapan's inflated shipping
It's possible you could get it a little cheaper if you forwarded from Japan.

>>94484565
man I wish Doi redrew all the new demons for IV

>>94484882
Shit, there is that. Plus, I bet these are 100-400 pages each.

>>94484854
I haven't really looked at Play Asia before, sorry.

I usually buy from Ami and HLJ, but they don't keep much in stock long regarding books.

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You know, they probably don't have any idea what valentine's day is in Mikado. Poor Isabeau.

>>94485976
Of course she wouldn't know.

She's dead.

Okay, looking at CDJapan
>Shin Megami Tensei IV: DEMONIC GENE Vol. 1 - $4.20
>Shin Megami Tensei IV: -Prayers- Vol. 1 - $4.20
>Shin Megami Tensei IV: Dengeki Comic Anthology - $8.91
>Shin Megami Tensei IV: Official Setting Artbook - $25.17
>Shin Megami Tensei IV: Official Complete Guide - $18.88
>Shin Megami Tensei IV: Burroughs NAVIGATOR - $12.48
>Shin Megami Tensei IV: World Analyze - $20.98

For a total of $94.82 CAD, compared to Amazon's $196.63 CAD.

>>94484882
How bad is the shipping?

>>94485976
You know Valentines is different in Japan, right?

>>94485976
>Poor Isabeau.
It's not like she knows what it is either. Also since it's some sort of Japanese kingdom, she would be relieved. Only women give things on Valentines over there.

>>94486228
I was more thinking about how girls in Japan always make chocolate for their significant other on valentine's and Isabeau never got that opportunity. Though she's a Luxuror so I'm not sure if it'd even be allowed. Mikado's caste system is a bit fucked.

>>94486269
Yeah, 'course.

>>94486234
The book prices look good, I'm guessing check out doesn't have an estimate? You'll probably have to use EMS...

>>94486347
>and Isabeau never got that opportunity
Then she'd be relieved. That's shits purely social pressure.

>>94486341
But it's every little girl's dream to give their lover chocolate on Valentine's Day. Isabeau likes that kind of cutsey shit, I'm sure she'd participate if it was a tradition. And if she had a lover.

>>94485976
She was waiting until after Mikado and Tokyo got unfucked.

>>94486428
>But it's every little girl's dream to give their lover chocolate on Valentine's Day.
It really isn't.

And they're expected to give it to all close enough males around them.

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>>94486428

>implying the day flynn killed her wasn't valentines day, and she killed herself as a valentine to him.

>>94486490
well whatever she does like that type of cute shit. I'm sure if she knew how to make chocolate (since she's a luxuror and probably has never cooked a meal in her entire life) she'd be into it. She has that kind of doushio personality

>>94486234
And also, just for fun, the OST is $40.90 CAD.

>>94486348
Haven't made an account yet, but I'm definitely going to.

This only leaves the second volumes of DEMONIC GENE and -Prayers-, which I haven't seen on Amazon or CDJapan.

>>94486560
She probably asked her bold, perky casualry maid to teach her how to cook once. The maid gave up before the evening.

>>94486560
She'd probably try and burn the chocolate if that sort of thing were included. Otaku think that kinda shit is moe.

>>94486645
Yep.

>>94486668
First time she'd probably burn it anyway since she lived in the lap of luxury for the first 17 years of her life. You can't just learn to cook overnight.

>>94486614
http://www.cdjapan.co.jp/product/NEOBK-1722711
http://www.cdjapan.co.jp/product/NEOBK-1722710

>>94486778
You don't always burn things on your first try unless you're retarded and can't follow instructions.

>>94486818
I don't know how they make the chocolate on valentine's in Japan but it involves a stove top, right? There's a lot of room for error there especially for someone who's never seen a stove before.

>>94486818
Bitch couldn't even determine that nuking Tokyo or flooding it with demons are stupid-as-fuck ideas without reading it in a manga.

>>94486778
It's really easy to not fuck up heating chocolate though. If she got help from a maid she'd probably get told to use a double boiler type setup. Even then pretty much all you have to do to make sure it doesn't burn is watch it. It still boggles my mind that people can fuck up simple shit like that.

>>94486795
Oh damn, they were using "4" over "IV". That might help my searches. Thanks anon. If I ever get a good scanner, I'll try to contribute some images to these threads of what's in the books. I know a fair amount of people here already read the end of DEMONIC GENE, since it got put up on the V-Jump website for a bit, but they took it down after, and it seems no one saved it.

And there's next to nothing for -Prayers-, minus the first chapter on the V-Jump website.

>>94486910
Okay, that's cute. I can just picture her toiling over a stove in intense concentration, not wanting to ruin her confectioneries. Too bad SMT is pretty gritty and that'd never happen.

>>94486668
>Otaku think that kinda shit is moe.

>Akane
>moe
>http://youtu.be/2yF2hKqnzhE?t=38s

Maybe they do now...

>>94487105

When I was 12, a gay furry that hated me told me to watch ranma 1/2. Is it worth it?

>>94487031
To get the best scans, you need to remove the binding, so it's probably not worth it for you to do.

>>94487031
The hero we need.

>>94487105
Never seen those DAL threads comparing the two girls giving cookies? One girl managed to very clearly burn the shit out of them and people will defend it as "being lovingly made" even though it's a sign of incompetence and not being concerned enough about what you're baking to check on it.

>>94487176
It's ok
The manga is infinitely better.

>>94487192
Then I shall take really nice pictures

>>94486234
HOLY GODDAMN, SHIPPING IS LIKE $100

>>94487593
International shipping ain't cheap.

>>94487593
Yeah, books are heavy + CDJapan

Looks like you need to do more research on buyfagging before you buy this much at once.

>>94487593

>TFW I was just about to buy maybe ~$80 of books yesterday, but it came out to $250.

T-thanks.

>>94483710
Why DeSu 2 is such fujobait

>>94487656
>>94487675
>>94487683
Okay, will they ship all in one bundle, or will they do it intermittently based on each individual product?

I gotta go check /a/'s buyfag guide to see how weight works on CDJapan, and then do some cross-checking with Amazon.

>>94488005
Both DeSus are women in general bait.

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>>94487176
Well, I'm looking at it now... I only watched the original release, and according to Wiki they weren't released in the proper episode order. I rented the VHS, and liked the dub prior to Ranma's voice change. (Seasons 1-3, Movies and OVAs)

I would read/watch the first bit (maybe two volumes? not sure on episodes), and watch the first movie Ranma ½: Big Trouble in Nekonron, China to decide if you like it. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYZuJZ7R3mw) And here's a random fight I remember liking http://youtu.be/8ATm1ZVQ5uc?t=4m50s

But adding to what >>94487253 said, the anime also ended before the manga, though it wasn't supposed to. Budget issues, I think.

Not to get into subs v dubs, I just have only seen dubs and never got around to watching the DVDs...

>>94487656
It ain't cheap, and the books are heavy, but only cdj asks this much. Buying anything heavier than a CD from them is always walletrape.

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>>94488120
as is Raidou, DDS, and mainline

>>94488225
I like Lucifer's horns and weird bird talons there.

>>94488225
>there might be a woman among us RIGHT NOW
I'm scared, anons

>>94488225
>DDS
>mainline
I'm from the past, when SMT turned into fujoshit?

>>94488356
Don't worry, I just put on spoilers to make you think I was the woman.

>>94488356
Embrace reality anon. /smtg/ belongs to the fujos.

>>94488465
>the woman
>He thinks there's only one
I'm sure there's multiple, you'll just never know because the only people who say they're women on this website are trying to bait people who get assblasted about it.

>>94488467
I'm not female, I just love gay sex. It feels very lewd. Everyone grows up thinking that regular sex is a thing that might be in their future. But then you're like w-wait. I-I can just put my penis in a boy's butt?

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>>94487593
Shin Megami Tensei IV Official Complete Guide
Shipping Weight: 880 g

4 Burroughs NAVIGATOR Shin Megami Tensei
Shipping Weight: 340 g
200pgs

This is why I told you to use eBay

>>94488560
>Everyone grows up thinking that regular sex is a thing that might be in their future.
Hahaha... y-yeah.

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>>94488560
>Everyone grows up thinking that regular sex is a thing that might be in their future.
Don't remind me
Don't make me feel it.

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>>94488560
>Everyone grows up thinking that regular sex is a thing that might be in their future.
Most unfortunate for you!

>>94488560
>But then you're like w-wait. I-I can just put my penis in a boy's butt?
And then you try to experiment with it, get traumatized for life and become too fucked up in the head to get together with anyone, regardless of their gender.

>>94488560
>Everyone grows up thinking that regular sex is a thing that might be in their future.
Great joke, mate.

>>94488767
Well, I grew up honestly believing that I'll get some once I'm old enough. I'm still waiting, maybe 30 would be my "old enough".

>>94488704
Is there a Wojak with Kaneko facial features yet?

>>94488601
I checked eBay, but Amazon had better prices for pretty much everything.

>>94488843
Even when I was young, I knew. At least I can honestly say if my kid self saw me now they wouldn't be disappointed or surprised.

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Smtg: lonely virgin central.

Wow, did I step into a homo thread by accident? Can someone please direct me to /smtg/?

>>94489123
>tumblr

>>94489159
I hear that's the place that organizes group masturbation sessions.

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>>94488005
Too many cute boys

>>94489159

>Wow, did I step into a homo thread by accident?
>Can someone please direct me to /smtg/?

Uh... are you new?

>>94489204
/smtg/ has never been this literally gay.

>>94489159
The two are synonymous.

>>94489232
I'm seeing it as parody of the waifuposting that's been getting really bad lately.

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>>94488846
Here

>>94489280
Ironic shitposting is...

>>94488959
Just don't buy so many at a time so you can use SAL small packet

>>94489232
New as fuck.

>>94489280
It's not a parody.

>>94489324
Been a part of /smtg/ since before the /v/ /vg/ split, but alright.

>>94489309
Amusing. Especially when it makes people uncomfortable and/or mad.

>>94489309
4chan culture.

>>94488843
It's more like it's just something "normal" adults do. Same with the whole family concept, right?

Apparently when I was little I told my mom I wasn't going to have a kid, I was going to adopt one. She followed it up by saying she didn't like babies.

I-I guess it's good they have no expectations of me...?

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Happy V-day.

http://www.toranoana.jp/mailorder/cot/genre/4/157_01.html

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>>94488612
>>94488704

If it makes you feel any better, anyone who isn't law probably doesn't experience optimal sex anyways. You need to have no attachment to individuality, so that you can mentally process it as the first step of relinquishing the illusion of it. Since genitals originally evolved as a part of one organism before the sexes became distinct anyways, and your goal then is literally to reconstruct a single system from the pieces. Ideally you should no longer refer to eachother as distinct entities. Since the "self" is just a localized center of narrative, your selves overlap, and its only standard humanist psychology that confuses the ontological reality, which you should be working on moving past. Physically you're constrained by biology and current technology levels, but that's fine for now.

>>94489740
What role do anal beads play in this process?

>>94489740
>Since genitals originally evolved as a part of one organism before the sexes became distinct anyways, and your goal then is literally to reconstruct a single system from the pieces.
So would you like to go big and just return to the days before the ancestral cell existed?

>>94489730
>all women's shit except like two or three

>>94489843

They provide more stimulation, since having something in your ass adds pressure to your genitals from the inside. And of course is fine where it is too. They're kind of a hassle though, so its not something people would use all the tie.

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>>94488456
How is it back in the 80s?

>>94488843
Same here. I'll probably die alone, but I've gotten used to the idea. I'll probably just keep a dog or something once I'm stable enough to move out from my grandmother's.

>>94490340
>I'll probably die alone
At least you have /smtg/ r-right? We're all friends here, aren't we?

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>>94489740
Lawfags, everybody.

>>94490431
Only if you share the same alignment with me, otherwise I am going to kill you at some point.

>>94490475
What's the point in killing me if I'm not your friend?

>>94490431
Aww. lets all hug and jerk off together.

>>94490340
>once I'm stable enough to move out from my grandmother's.

You mean when she's eaten by a demon and you're forced to.

>>94490527
>>>/feg/

>>94490449
As opposed to all the people having feels about how they're going to die alone?

>>94489967
they're keeping it alive for you anon.

>>94490610
But I won't die alone. I'll die together with my brothers, and be freed from the feels.

>>94490610
At least that's not "nuh uh it feels super good when I put my penis into women because I'm law."

>>94490673
But putting your penis into multiple women is forbidden in law.

>>94490673
Anon. Maybe you'll feel less jealous once you put your penis into a woman. Or a man. Or like, a dog maybe, I don't know.

>>94490610
See you in Gensokyo.

>>94490727
I want normies to leave.

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What other salvation can there be but turning the world into naught, before chad mcluciferstein tells everyone you're a virgin at the college party you don't really get invited to, but go to and stand in the corner?

>>94490727
Oh yeah, lawfags get tons of pussy. Women can't resist robotic neo nazis.

Holy shit Necroma is OP

>>94490823
If I become a wizard I'm going to do my part in the cause and sudoku.

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Why does he have a triforce on his forehead?

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Happy valentine's day you fucks. Come give me a big sloppy kiss.

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>>94490829
Anon. We didn't want to have to take this out again.

>>94490946
>13 girls
>Reasonable sample size
>Lawfags in charge of statistics

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>>94490610
>>94490658
>>94490732
>>94490823
It's alright, fiends. When the end comes, we'll all be together in nonexistence.

>>94491016
>13
Fuck meant 18. What I get for not wearing my glasses.

>>94491016
Please restrain yourself from making it this obvious that you're butthurt about getting btfo.

>>94491016
Huh? He's polling /smtg/, not like every SMT fan ever. Most girls here aren't neutral. Most guys here are. These are just facts.

>>94490946
This is autistic as fuuck, I can't even bring myself to read it.

we had another poll recently where there was no female law votes

then there's taking into account people who lie and also use dynamic IPs

>>94490946
>all that shitposting and bias
>whitefags are school shooters
It's shit.

>>94491126
Last time I saw a strawpoll I recall most girls being neutral. This was no more than a month or two ago. Plus if I were in their positions, I'd never date a guy autistic enough to take videogame philosophy seriously.

>>94491126
Because there's no way some male lawfags voted female right?

>more girls here than on reddit
>almost all of them law
Yeah... right.

>>94491240
>>94491260
All I hear is a bunch of whining.

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You know, I ordinarily don't like law, since they're insane and think pretending you don't care about things is a good thing. But I feel like I could go have a beer with a lawfag, and we could slay some mad pussy while laughing at the neuters who struggle to even jerk themselves off since they're overweight and their fist is taller than their dick is. Their impotent virgin rage is delicious to drink the tears of.

Is this the no fun allowed edition of /smtg/?

>>94490946
>girls go law just because Heralds are cute
How shallow.

>>94491295
>believes no one cheated on an internet poll
No wonder you're a lawfag.

http://strawpoll.me/3635704
Strawpoll anon is here to make the thread worse!

>>94491295

Q-quick. Insist that we're not losers. it'll change that we just had feels about our loser status for a goddamn hour straight.

>>94491404
You should have added in the light/dark axis.
Also, because you put that poll up now, people will be intentionally lying on it.

>>94491404
I never vote in these, because I have no attachment to any specific alignment.

>>94491502
Me either. Next SMT should have alignmentless characters.

>>94491484
Dark/Light makes no sense in regard to humans though.

>>94491502
Sounds like a neuter to me.

>>94491542
But the games do have alignment-less characters. They're called NPCs.

>>94491502
>>94491542
That sounds pretty neutral to me.
If your friends aligned themselves with YHVH/Lucifer and tried to enforce their ideals on the world, would you murder them?

>>94491608
Maybe this is why girls don't vote in these.

>>94491404
White is right

>>94491675
Hey, we can be ruthless if we want to.

>>94491404
>suddenly two Law/Female votes
>nobody in the thread spoke up about being female and law
heh

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>Neutrals are legitimately this desperate
>Think that lying on a poll on a video game board about whether girls get similar endings in games they play makes up for being virgins in real life.

I can't even breathe.

>>94491741
>Neutrals
>Not lawfags