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Frequently asked questions

>What is the Witcher
The Witcher is a series of RPGs based on acclaimed fantasy novels by a misanthropic drunken Pole.

>Are the books essential for the enjoyment of the games?

No, not at all.

>Where should I start on the books?

In chronological order:
>The Last Wish
>The Sword of Destiny
>Blood of Elves
>Times of Contempt
>Baptism of Fire
>The Tower of the Swallow
>The Lady of the Lake

Important thing: the second book, the Sword of Destiny, wasn't translated to english from unknown reasons. You can find fan translation on the interet, there are plenty of them.

>Are all the books translated?

All up to the Baptism of Fire, also Sword of Destiny is skipped.
Also, there are complete translations to German, Russian and Spain.

>Does the W2 do a recap of the first's story?

Yes, it does in one short movie (spoliers alert)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPHgWfWFr9k

>I'd like to play them in order, but all I hear about the first's combat makes me worry that I'll be alienated by it before I get into it.

It's all up to you. Some people don't mind the combat, some can't get over it. You could always just play it on easy mod to finish the combat sequences quickly.

Witcher wiki link:

>http://witcher.wikia.com/wiki/Witcher_Wiki

Unofficial translations:

http://forums.cdprojektred.com/threads/16494-Our-Community-Fan-Translations

Witcher 3 hype shit:

Newest trailer (featuring Yennefer actually talking and teleporting Ciri) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtEO2xZ7BzQ&hd=1

Please make suggestions for a better OP and call me a faggot for fucking this up.
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/kurwa/ reborn
in Lambert we trust
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>>88384448
Is that Lambert kicking ass in the new trailer?

Obviously to fool Geralt into thinking he's not the King of the Wild Hunt
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLH88PRvKDw

obligatory
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nth for daily reminder that Lambert is King of the Wild Hunt
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>>88384548
Lambert appears under many faces for He is the ultimate Power, ultimate Destiny and ultimate Noodles.
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whos you're witcher waifu /vg/

i choose saskia
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>>88384548
>Obviously to fool Geralt into thinking he's not the King of the Wild Hunt
what
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>>88384716
>implying Saskia isn't fucking Yarpen

I'm a Triss man myself but I'm gonna have Geralt hook up with Yen because muh canon
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>>88384716
>waifu
>in this general

apage

>>88384746
newkurwa detected
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>>88384716
I'd like to see Ciri's tattoo
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thread is alive not like my nigga Foltest
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>Viziman sewers, late at night

Salamandras were restless. The White Wolf killed Roland Blenheim yesterday, the rumour went. His twin brother, Gellert, was enraged. He wanted to charge headfirst, crush this freak of nature who costed him his own family. His own blood.

Gellert removed his mask and rolled himself a fisstech smoke. He was largely immune to the drug due to inhaling its every possible form while visiting laboratories. Despite not feeling the rush anymore he still did fisstech, out of habit.

Azar Javed still felt the rush. He injected, snorted, smoked, shoved the drug up his arse, even, the man never seemed sated to Gellert. He was fearsome in his anger and somewhat sleazy, disgusting in his benevolence.

A customer, thought Gellert, hearing the steps from afar. A single man was strolling towards the Salamandra's undercover base, not a bit afraid of the perils hiding between the heaps of shit.

The man had cat eyes. And two swords on his back. But his hair wasn't white, neither did he wear that ploughing skullcap like Berengar, the mercenary witcher Roland killed. Roland...

Gellert cursed under his breath, gave the two sentries, guarding the entrance valiantly, a firm nod. They approached the stranger.

"Oi!", one of the sentries shouted at the witcher. "You wanna buy or you lookin' fer work, eh?"
"I want to buy some", said the witcher. His widow's peak was magnificent in its length.
"How much ya wanna?", the sentry insisted.
"Two kilos, the best sort you have. And make it snappy, will you?"

Gellert smiled. Nice transaction to brighten his day, just like he liked it. Roland didn't like to sell during the night, it made his too tired and nervous the next day. Roland, my beloved brother...

One of the sentries disappeared behind the door. The strange witcher whistled a tune, his toned arms crossed on his muscular chest. The man cared about himself, thought Gellert. I should as well. Never enough time...

(1/3)
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>>88384716
Triss.

I also have a shameful soft spot for Sile though.

I still always let her die.

>>88384746
Have you seriously not picked up on the foreshadowing yet?
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Obviously the PC specs aren't known yet for Witcher 3 but what would the PS4 version equate to in terms of PC settings roughly? Medium, high?
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>>88384716
>not the best butt in whole Temeria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaVkhb2N2WM
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>>88384989
The sentry returned with a small package held suprisingly delicately in his large, meaty hands. The stranger took it and opened gingerly, using a fingernail to render the paper bag.

"And what the hell you think that is?", he asked after a while.
"Best stuff we got", said Gellert, absent-mindedly. He was thinking about his childhood, back in Ellander. With his dead brother.
"This is fisstech, for fuck's sake!"
"What the fuck did you expect?"
"Cheese!"

The witcher dropped the package. Drugs landed heavily in the muddy water under his feet. The sentries unsheathed their weapons immediately. Gellert smirked.

"You are one strange witcher", said Gellert.
"And you are one cheeky cunt", said the stranger.

He drew his longsword from the scabbard in a motion that defied the laws of physics. The quick slash beheaded one of the sentries. Then he quickly parried a slow blow from the other one, dazed him with a pommel and gutted disgustingly.

Gellert didn't even flinch.

The stranger wiped his sword in the sentry's clothing, smiling sarcastically. He sheathed it in the same uncanny movement, only backwards. Then he approached Gellert.

"One bloke told me you are selling the finest good in Temeria down here", he said.
"We are. The fisstech."

Gellert was calm. He expected the White Wolf sooner or later. To be killed by another witcher meant a naught to him. Didn't matter. His beloved brother was dead, anyway. Why live if not for the ones you love?

"Kill me, witcher", said Gellert. "Your kind stalks me anyway."
"My kind?"
"Geralt, the one they call Gwynbleidd."

The stranger smiled puzzlingly. He offered Gellert his strong, tough hand to shake. Gellert asked with a glance.

(2/3)
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Did you see in trailer gow Lambert literally daved Geralts ass? And look once again how Yennefer seemed distracted all the time - she clearly thought about Lamberts noodles
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Why we haven't seen dwarf women yet
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who /waitingfornewversionofthetrailer/ here?
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>>88385150
"I'm not his kind", explained the stranger. "Geralt is my enemy just as he is yours. I see no reason in murdering my potential allies. Allow me to introduce myself, good man. My name is Lambert. The King of the Wild Hunt."

Gellert looked deep in Lambert's eyes. He didn't see madness. Quite the opposite. Lambert's eyes were so sane, so wise, so cold and rational.

"My name is Gellert Blenheim of Ellander, brother of recently murdered Roland Blenheim."

Lambert nodded knowingly. He was calculating, thought Gellert. He was calculating my soul's worth in this very moment. He wants to see whether I would be a fine addition to his Hunt.

Gellert wasn't so calm anymore. He wasn't afraid, though. Meeting the King made him believe in his old grandmother's tale he has heard back in his childhood. With Roland...

One day the King shall walk our earth, his grandmother said. And pity the fools who defy him! For his is the just word, just cause, just act and just reward for whose who believed.

And he will drown in blood all who did not believe in him.

Gellert suddenly didn't care much about his brother, about his fisstech, about the ploughing Azar Javed, even about the White Walk who was going to hunt him down. Gellert believed in the King.

He believed in Lambert. And for that Lambert rewarded him. With noodles.

(3/3)
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Anyone know who Yennefer's VA is? I like what I hear so far. I'm still inevitably disappointed it's not Laura Bailey though

>>88385210
We have. They're indistinguishable from Dwarf men.
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>>88385252
i really am. Although downgrade would mean i could safely launch game on my toaster
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>>88385252
Me. But I'm more interested in seeing a trailer they actually planned on releasing, not something done in the last minute.
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>>88385364
Yeah I'm actually happy about any potential downgrade because I'm a poorfag with a shit computer. As long as it looks as good or better than TW2 while running on my machine I'm happy.
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where are they going to share the uncompressed hurr durr not downgraded version of the trailer
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>>88385336
They have beards too?
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Reminder

Also what should our policy about spoilers be in these threads?
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>>88385653
Yeah, Zoltan is actually a female.
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>>88385480
>Yeah I'm actually happy about any potential downgrade because I'm a poorfag with a shit computer
You can always use minimum settings, there is no need to downgrade the ultra settings for people with monster pcs
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>>88385114

>best butt in all of temeria
>not shani
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>>88385680
we assume that all people read all the books and played both the games and found all the little hints

basically an elitist cunts general
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>Lambert talking to Triss

Dude should just admit he's a beta and very tsundere towards her.
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>>88385653
>They have beards too?
Of course they do.

>not wanting a properly fearsome drunken and bearded dwarf lass

Are you some kind of faggot?

>>88385729
It's sad that CD Projekt's courageous, non exploitative portrayal of the difficulties of a lesbian relationship went unnoticed because of this. Zoltan Chivay and Eudora Breckenrigg are a lovely gay couple.

>>88385774
>Shani
>Not Baker
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>>88385729
Why I can't fuck Zoltan?
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>>88385847
it was but a cunning ruse of our lord Noodlemaster
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>>88385963
his arse is too tight
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>>88385963
Because she's in love with a woman in Mahakam.

>>88385847
Treating Triss like dirt is the only way she can understand affection. Why do you think she's with Geralt?
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>>88385680
Basically follow common sense, I guess? We avoid talking about the leak or use spoilers if we really have to post something from it. Geralt_lonely

And major plot twists/reveals from books and games.
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>>88386063
her*
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So, did you actually read the books?
I've heard that English translations are somehow shitty.
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>>88385742
welp shitstormcausing trailer sutely wasnt done on max PC settings. Probably console. Whot buggers me is why would anyone purppsedly release a inferior version?
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>>88386175
Because spanish is my first language
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>>88386175
of course i did, drogi pepiczku
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>>88386175
>czech

did you enjoy lizaky malinove, asshole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z4Cwn6L-lA
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>>88386175
>tfw Pole
at least for once it paid off
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>>88386127
>And major plot twists/reveals from books and games.
But what about that sword that is for monsters? Or Saesenthessis' fake name?
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>>88386192
>shitstormcausing trailer sutely wasnt done on max PC settings
we don't know that and this is terrifying
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>>88385946

I honestly think Baker is the most memorable of the no name girls
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>>88386482
nigga books were around for at least 20 years
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>>88386417
>Poles still buttblasted
totally worth it
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>>88386702
They still aren't all released in the US.
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>>88386527
>>88386527
we have 30 min gameplay that looks way better than that (but is weak compared to some expectations too)
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>>88386725
>>Poles still buttblasted
This commercial caused a little shitstorm here
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>>88386725
it's not poles who were rused
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So does Yennefer have amnesia or not? I was assuming she'd have some degree of it but after the trailer I'm not so sure. Unless the Nilfgaarians briefed her on the Hunt thoroughly.
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>>88386903
>this picture
lol
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So who's the new playable character?
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>>88386930
she's a fucking mage
surrounded by nilfgaardian mages

I think that it's not a big problem for them
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>>88387046
That guy whose arm we see in 0:34
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>>88386725
>everyone is called thief in Poland
>arseblown when someone else does it just for lulz
why do I even live here
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>>88387062
i support this opinion
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>>88387046
I think the Ciri bait and switch is actually true.

>>88387062
But look at the shit Geralt had to do to get his memory back/ Repeated exposure to the Wild Hunt plus the Eternal Battle.
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https://mega.co.nz/#!wY41QD7R!CQdf_E...QF5WW0gavJBPCM

Posted on forums, apparently uncompressed version. 3 GB.
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>>88387580
>3GB
>2 minutes

holy fuck they really got mad
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>>88387536
I thought Geralt just took some shit from Triss and it came back over time? Plus it was coming back over time anyway.
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So, what choices from TW2 do you guys plan tu use for first game of TW3?
Iorverhs path, sile dead, Saskia spared but controlled, mages not massacred, Letho slain for being forefather of Nilfgardian mutant-elite forces - which would result in forcing all witchers into similar servixe of monarchs, or execution
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>>88387580
Wrong link

https://mega.co.nz/#!wY41QD7R!CQdf_E5GVgRr4VoYHH4hSdzKSSZGzQF5WW0gavJBPCM
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https://mega.co.nz/#!wY41QD7R!CQdf_E5GVgRr4VoYHH4hSdzKSSZGzQF5WW0gavJBPCM

ITS HERE
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>>88387721
>I thought Geralt just took some shit from Triss
He never got to do that. Triss was abducted before she could use the Rose of Remembrance.

> Plus it was coming back over time anyway.
Yes, but very slowly, and primarily from exposure to the Wild Hunt. Without the Eternal Battle he'd still be fairly amnesiac by the end of TW2.
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>>88387580
>2.94 GB
goddamn
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/kurwa/ is back? Don't forget to put it into the OP next time

Anyone seen the uncompressed version already? I am at 50%
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>>88387871
>So, what choices from TW2 do you guys plan tu use for first game of TW3?
The first choices I made in my blind run of the game, of course.

>Aryan La Valette dead
>Romancing Triss
>Iorveth's path
>Defended Stennis
>Saved Triss
>Let Sile die
>Spared the Dragon
>Spared Letho
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Fuck, I can't download it now, someone post screenshots after downloading
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>>88387871
Iorveth
Sile spared
Saskia spared
mages- don't remember
Letho alive
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>>88388075
>tfw only at 15%

Curse you slow internet!
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>>88386417
Gotta check it if it really made you Poles so mad
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>people actually saving Sile

She's not gonna fuck you, you know.

>>88388075
>/kurwa/ is back? Don't forget to put it into the OP next time
That's a dumb name. How will newfags find the thread?
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>>88388101
yeah i forgot i saved Stennis too. These were my first game choices too, i just have to replay it with extended edition
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>>88388075
>/kurwa/ is back?
for now, It will probably die after the shitstorm is over
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>iorvethfags still alive

niggers, what did I tell you last time
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>>88388296
Oh yeah, they are mad
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>>88388424
lol, that commercial is perfect

fucking butthurt kurwas
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>>88388368
There are good reasons to go with either Roche or Iorveth on your first playthrough, and really you should play both to get the most out of the game.

Let's not start this retarded Roche vs. Iorveth shit

they're both horrible people from a moral standpoint anyway
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brdy noice
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>>88388940
>so dreamy
>so handsome
>widow's peak so prominent
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>>88388940
>Lambert leads the Hunt in pursuit of Ciri.png

GET READY

GET HYPE

THE FUCKING NOODLEBOWL
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>>88384716
Philippa
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>>88389206
>noodlebro is still posting

shit it's like we're the same people all the time

4CHAAAAAA-
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I will burst into laughter if Lambert actually betray Geralt or something, /kurwa/ will explode
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Someone tell me about the boardgame

pic related: delicious board game Triss
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>>88389508
Same. It would be hilarious. Almost makes me want to be in the undoubtedly spoiler-ridden release thread for up to date reactions as it happens
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>>88389541
it has delicious Triss
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>>88390139
Well I'm sold.
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ive never played witcher but im considering getting 3

i dunno what it is about it but nothing about it excites me or makes me want to play it, despite it not looking bad at all

should i get it? what makes them gud games?
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>>88389541
it has a Triss figurine you can cum on
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>>88390374
>i dunno what it is about it but nothing about it excites me or makes me want to play it,
Then don't play it.

>should i get it?
No. Why would you play something you're not interested in at all?
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>>88390374
Story, tough choices whith unexpected, gamechanging consequences hitting you in the least apropriate moments; you'll think about months after finishing the game.
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>>88390421
>it has a Triss figurine you can cum on

>tfw Philippa probably did this to Triss when she was a statue
>tfw Philippa is a squirter

>tfw Philippa and Cynthia used statue-Triss as a double-ended dildo
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>trailer so pretty my PC lags

why must you torture me, CDPR
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>>88390682
>tfw no one has drawn this yet.
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>>88390698
lol, the game is so demanding even the trailers lag computers
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>tfw cdpr release trailer in highest quality on their best machine, and it melts complainers rigs
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>tfw I'm buying gtx 970 pretty much only because of the Witcher
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>>88390831
There's very little quality Witcher porn. I guess because the game already has sex scenes in them.
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>>88387871
Roche's path
Aryan spared
Henselt alive
Aided Iorveth
Spared the dragon
Silé dead

Still can't decide if I'm going to use the witch hunt or the no witch hunt save though, I like the idea of a strong Temeria and I would like the North to have support from the mages.
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>>88391121
Use whatever you picked first. Stick with your decisions you pansy.
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Aren't Ciri's boobs a little bit flappy
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Will my I5-3570 and 660 2gb be able to run this on high at a decent framerate?
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>>88390462
sometimes things can grow on you or end up being a lot better than expected
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>>88391310
Don't have my original save anymor and I've picked both choices in different playthroughs, I've got a Iorveth save too but will probably not use it.
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>>88391329
That's what happens when you don't wear proper support during athletic activities, young lady.

>>88391363
Well in that case if you're totally unsure just skip TW1 and go straight to TW2 since it's a lot easier to get into. It's like 5 bucks on GOG right now I think.
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>>88391329
literally Sera
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>>88391478
:^)
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>>88391329

Daily reminder TW3 has boob physics
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>>88391449
>Don't have my original save anymor
Just recapitulate the old choices on a replay then.
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>>88391478
still got my witcher 2 code for gog if you wanna
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>>88391709
I don't remember them, it was over three years ago m8.
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>>88391591
Nah, Ciri actually has a decent face.

>>88391664
I was hoping they were going to be subtle and realistic but judging by that screen cap Ciri's are going to be DoA Beach Volleyball tier jiggling like bags of jello.
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>>88391591
Oh god, you just reminded me that that thing exists.
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>>88392270
RIDE THE BULL
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>>88391329
she's pink as shit
slavshits are usually pale-ish as far as my experience goes
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>>88391591
Well, at least se can be funny
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>>88392569
Ciri isn't a Slav. She's from Cintra.
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>>88391329
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>>88392687
but isn't she based on some obscure slavic actress like yennefer's original model based on grazina whatherface
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>>88392865
I don't think so
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>can't expand pictures in tw forums unless I register
fuck off
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>>88392865
I thought Yennefer's original model was based on Kate Beckinsale in Van Helsing.
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>>88392865
>based
Not the same.

I mean this character was based on Yvonne Strahovski and look at her.
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>>88393098

>go to cdpr forums just interested in bypassing it
>first thread i see is some meme spouting /v/ faggot, "obvious downgrade"

Terrible
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>>88393736
>CDPR hired Chris Priestly

what is going on on those fucking forums
>>
thred is ded like my nigga drawfag
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>>88395849
We had a drawfag?

And yeah I think everyone else went back to /v/ and the downgrade clusterfuck
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thread song

http://a.pomf.se/akcbqs.webm
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How hard are you gonna break Triss's heart, guys?
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>>88396546
Not at all.
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>>88396546
not that much since I will choose her over Yen
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>>88396645
>>88396751
I can't wait to see Triss's reaction if Geralt chooses her over Yennefer. You know it's going to be utter disbelief and she'll cream herself basically instantly.
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>>88396830
She won't have time to cream herself since Yen will blow her the fuck out
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more like bitcher amirite lol
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Dr. Kalkstein, I'm Blue Stripes.
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>>88397012
>Choose Triss over Yen
>This changes the game's finale such that Yennefer becomes the final boss

makes sense
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>>88397230
Maybe they'll do that thing they did it one with Shandi and Triss.
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>>88397626
>Shandi
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>>88397626
>Maybe they'll do that thing they did it one with Shandi and Triss.
What are you trying to say?

>>88397792
At least he didn't say Trish.
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>>88397840
>What are you trying to say?
Where if you choose one you lock pretty much any interaction with the other. Could maybe even change the final boss.
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>>88397840
>At least he didn't say Trish.

Guilty as charged for having doubts and multiple times trying to write her name like that.
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the witcher needs to be more progressive
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>>88397987
lambert's above your waifu wars
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>>88398098
Good thing neither of them are my waifu.
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>>88398078
It has lots of powerful women. It's as progressive as it needs to be.
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>>88398078
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>>88398198
plus geralt totally bangs dandelion all the time
look at them, they must be semi-ironic buttbuddies
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>>88398358
>not having gay sex ironically
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>>88398428
we have a saying in poland

"raz w dupę to nie pedał", essentially "once in the ass doesn't make one a faggot"
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>>88398526
Dethmold confirmed for straight
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>>88398526
so basically, 'its only gay if the balls touch'
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>>88398526
what is the origin of this expression?
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>>88403505
Why do you think they have a saying that states you can try homosexual sex, without being gay?
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>>88404261
I don't know. That's what I'm asking.
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>>88404896
Fine. Because then they could try homosexual sex without being gay.
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>>88405198
But what made them think this?
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>>88407562
Alas, we may never know.
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