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Kerbal Shoah Prevention General /kspg/

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Spinning out of control Edition
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Note: the general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, rather than purchasing it. The developer, Squad, is incompetent, extremely mismanaged, and is very resistant to all feedback or criticism. Furthermore, the game itself is poorly made, lacks a proper development team, and is in need of a serious physics and optimization overhaul, something that Squad is likely never to give it. In fact, we at /kspg/ believe that they are planning on abandoning development of the game altogether at some point within the next year. They do not deserve your shekels.
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>Trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>Dev stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIIuR-HjFho

>/kspg/'s mod list & FAQ – READ THIS YOU IDIOTS
http://pastebin.com/hu1z8WXu
http://pastebin.com/MuL2igV8

>Game site.
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
KSP is also on The Pirate Bay

>KSP mods and extra parts.
http://www.curse.com/ksp-mods/kerbal
Many modders use better places to host mods, as Curse is awful.

>Flags.
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>/kspg/-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials.
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators.
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/
http://ksp.olex.biz/

>Wiki.
http://wiki.kerbalspaceprogram.com/wiki/

>Official hugbox.
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/forum/forum.php

>Hotkeys for operating your vessel that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure

>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>BARIS – an excellent space race simulator:
http://www.raceintospace.org

Orbiter, Space Engine, Take On Mars, BARIS, [Embed], and planes are all also welcome ITT, but we'll just shitpost anyway
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first for go home pls no more
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Second for SJW is the way of the future.
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News say minister of foreign affairs is going to be prime minister. He turned our zero problems with neighbors policy into zero friends.

And here I thought Squad was incompetent
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>>76750156
Which country?
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>>76750397
kebab
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is 64 bit still a buggy piece of shit?
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>>76750514
Aren't you guys still allied with Russkieland though?
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>>76750156
If it was Squad the country would be far worse.
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>>76750834
But we were USA's Cuba in Cold War. Are you sure we're talking about the same kebab?

>>76751027
But Squad would fire the guy after his fuckup like Nexipoo ;_;
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>>76751085
who is nexipoo?
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>>76751085
The kebab that makes Döner and lives in Germany, right?
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If you think Squad has fucked up, check /pdg/
>35 day countdown announcement for a co-op zombie game to be released in 2 years, using the Payday 2 fans to hype it
>Payday 2 players get a free bat ingame
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>>76751085
Turkey kebab?
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list of .25 confirmed features:

building
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>>76751543
Building and girlbals
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is there any interesting mod for resources beside kethane/kerbonite and kspi?
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>>76751776
girlbals aren't comfirmed yet
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>>76751798
what's kspi? i haven't heard of that
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Has anyone tried career with remotetech, deadly reentry and life support all enabled at once? Was it fun or too much of a pain in the ass?
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If I know how much mass my spaceplane is surely I can roughly work out how fast it needs to go or how much lift it needs to take off?

Also someone told me that you want the centre of mass behind the centre of lift because reasons, but the OP says differently, who is right?
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>>76751967
fucking hell
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>>76752061
Interstellar
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I haven't played in... months. Any good new mods to come out?
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>>76752210
The OP is outdated as fuck, put it slightly behind
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>>76751356
>>76751242
Yeah.
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>>76751163
Baldy McDoesitforfree
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>>76752462
Wait, I read that wrong
Center of lift goes behind center of mass

Center > centre
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>>76752491
Well, at least you'll still have the exclave of Berlin when the Russkies and Greeks decide to team up to take you down.
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>>76752061

ksp interstellar.
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>>76752720
Not just Berlin, whole Germany :^)
S-sorry about that :^(
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>>76753183
Looks neat, and I want that SSTO
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>>76753183
>tfw you have to roleplay to have fun :v(
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>>76753973
I'd almost say we need a legit RP mod, built upon systems to encourage you to build realistic stuff for intelligent reasons.

I know some anon had RPG rules for calculating part failures a'la BARIS, but I didn't think to save them.
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>>76753973
>contracts and money added
yay
>they pay way too much and unrealistic
"yay"
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ATLAS V LAUNCH SOON
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>>76755127
NOMINAL
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>>76755127
STREAM LINK PLS
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>>76755127
>15 minute launch window opens at 11:30

Crunch time
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>everyone praises FAR
>give it a go
>Make squat little plane
>Takeoff
>go really fucking fast holy shit
>turn half a degree
>Explode into bits

>try again
>go really fucking slow
>turn half a degree
>explode into bits

Why does FAR turn every plane into fucking matchsticks?
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guys I think Overkill is taking a lesson from Squead in how to piss off customers


they spend the last month hyping up the payday 2 community and then the "big" announcement is that they're making a completely unrelated game-in 2 years
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>>76755837
Because designing planes in real life is more complicated then just "CoL behind CoM"
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>>76755885
>maxmaps reveals his evil plan when
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>>76755913

I'm aware of that, but I'm not even going fucking fast and the planes literally rip themselves apart. It's not even that complicated of a plane.

it's this without the VTOL thrusters.
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>>76756074
You're pulling too much g's. 6-7 is enough to destroy it.
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>>76756074
Fast by real-life standards or fast by KSP standards?
Because fast by KSP standards is probably something like mach 0.5-1
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>>76756186
>>76756132

Guess fucking so. Far lets things go WAY faster than the vanilla soupy atmosphere. I can get to the maximum "safe" speed of 170-200 m/s with like 8% engine power.

that's kind of a ballache. what's the point of having engines even go fast?
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>>76756449
Only go at sanic speeds when you're real high up, or if you go fast when you're low, turn real slowly
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>>76756449
There's a reason that really fast jets and such fly very high.
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>>76756449
It's not FAR. Look at this shitty plane. It can go over mach 4.5, I stopped because of heat. In real life, top speed is limited by engines. In KSP, turbojet engine never loses thrust with speed. Basic jet engine does that though
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>>76756678

how do you turn slow when using a keyboard?
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>>76753183
>let's make an international space station
>let's put it in a perfectly equatorial orbit to limit access to it

there's a reason why the ISS is so inclined.
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>>76756760
Caps lock, FAR's flight asistance thing, don't play

>>76756789
>limit access
Not when your launch site is at 0
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this the ula stream? http://www.ulalaunch.com/webcast.aspx
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>>76757176
>they didn't make a launch vehicle called Delta V
But it's such an obvious joke!
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>>76756789
To let the Russkies get to it, and then to let them get butthurt over the sanctions and eventually take their ball and go home.

The Yuropoors have their launching facilities over in French Guiana, the Mericans have their launching facilities at Cape Canaveral, Vandenberg, Spay Sex Texas, and that one in Virginia. The Japs have theirs over in Kagoshima, which is more south than Vandenberg.

In all practicality if the ISS had excluded those traitorous Russians from the beginning, it could have been placed at 32 degrees inclination. 38 if you absolutely had to have Wallops. It would have allowed heavier launches and more modules for the same amount of fuel so far spent, theoretically.

I'm excluding China's launch facilities not only because they're more south than Kagoshima but also because the US has their panties perpetually in a bunch over the Chinese space program.
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>>76756973
vaginas

>ONE launch site for ONE of the countries is at 0 degrees
>the rest of the world is fucked
>except for desert bitches and the equivalent of bolivia in the middle of the bigger continental mass

really, that's now international at all, again, there's a reason why the ISS is at 51.6 degrees.

STOP THINKING MY POST IS SPAM YOU FUCKING MOOT I'LL FUCK YOU WEARING A CHEESE GRATER AS A CONDOM
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>>76757391
He's talking about in game, the one launch site is at 0 so you're fine to launch it there
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>>76757391
>vaginas
disgusting
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>>76757504
Sure, but they are roleplaying an international station, meaning they shouldn't limit it to countries having launch sites at 0 degrees, which should be a really low number considering realistic population distributions.

>>76757638
I got tired of 4chan believing my post was spam so I started adding random shit

For some reason it keeps thinking my posts are spam, I believe it's not accepting the degree char.
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>>76757757
I know
Still disgusting
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NSA sat #5000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpRSEXWB9Oo&feature=youtu.be
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I'm bored. Give me something to do.
not related to KSP
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>>76758949
Play with one of your pets, if you have any

If you know what I mean
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>>76758949
Write posts on tumblr about how Robin Williams was a horrible man for daring to be white, straight, rich, and commiting suicide.
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Faggots
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I'm bored. Give me something to do.
Related to KSP pls
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>>76756074
>Remove SAS
>Don't go above 8g
>Landing gear has light by default
>Stop doing the stupid LE K TO EVERYTHING XDD meme
>You are using two of the most powerful engines in the game for a very small plane.

That's about it
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>>76759061
>>76759162
:^(
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>>76759217
watch the atlas launch in ~10 minutes
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>>76757287
they did
but because this is ULA the engine kept exploding in the lab and raking out the entire southeast US and raining guns and burgers on the rest
the first time it happened it killed Corn Willis and America won the revolution
Results over rhetoric
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>>76759812
>>76759217
>http://www.ulalaunch.com/webcast.aspx

Let's comment.
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>watching a phallus shaped object penetrating the skies

You guys are bunch of faggots
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>>76760174
>he is just jealous
>he can not into space
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>>76760174
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>>76760345
2010 called, it wants its memes back.
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>>76756074
>>76759315
In fact I took the time to replicate your plane minus the vernier abuse faggotry.

You can reach mach 3 at sea level, which means pulling about 9g by suddenly changing your heading by 4 degrees, which will rip anything apart.
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>>76760421
lee moodkips
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about 4 minutes to launch

get in here fagets http://www.ulalaunch.com/webcast.aspx
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>T-3:something
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is this the intended kessler syndrome rocket filled with scrap?
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Pls blow up.
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>>76760778
Yes, a bucket of ball bearings straight into retrosynchronous orbit.
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even ULA can get the long flame effects

step up squad
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>>76760918
IGNITION!
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>miles
Trash
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>>76760952
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>>76761091
dat decoupling tho.
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>Just open stream and waiting for it to load
>100% complete
>3, 2, 1, liftoff
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>>76760174
>watching a phallus shaped object penetrating the skies
correct
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>4.6g's

Also is it just me or is this angled?
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>nominal
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>>76761054
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>miles per hour
>baseball comparisons
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>>76761054
I miss the KSP launch tower...
different launch sites, when?
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>>76761446
RSS
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IMAGINE A WORLD
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>>76761446
>FASA mod
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>>76761446
I made a config in RSS that allows you to swap KSC and KSC2
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>>76761492
"Imagine a world where you can do something better... Digital Globe has invested in commercial satellite industry...."

tfw

>Science
>Space exploration
>Consumer
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>>76761737
>satellite launch immediately followed by advertisements for the satellite
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>>76761492
Where you're happy.
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>>76752210

The flight dynamics of things in the atmosphere are hilariously awful, I wouldn't even bother with a spaceplane. You want the center of lift near but ahead of the center of mass, otherwise you won't ever get off the runway (not that you probably will anyway since the aerodynamics are so shit).
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>>76762012
I can't even imagine that
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>>76762067
depression general? actually that would probably the thread to end all threads
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>>76762014
Opposite. CoL should be behind of CoM because you want plane to pitch down when you lose lift.
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>>76762213
*up so it will increase aoa.
fug
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>>76762213
>>76762353

Oh, yeah you're right I swapped them
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>>76762457
But you can't takeoff because ksp a shit anyway :^)
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>>76762958
Seriously? That's the best you could do?
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>the whole launch stream was just an ad for the satellite
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>>76763248

I didn't make it esse.
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http://www.ulalaunch.com/ula-names-tory-bruno-president-and-chief.aspx

It's ogre

>elon's reaction when
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>>76763320
Whoever did should try again. That is shit.
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>>76763387
It looks ok to me. What's wrong with it?
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>>76763478
Did you even look at the blurry and poorly done lines blocking out the previous text?
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>>76763770

I suppose the text could be a higher resolution, but that doesn't really bother me. Hell, I had to look at if for a bit to even see anything really wrong. You can touch it up if you want, it just doesn't bother me considering the context and intent.
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>@KerbalSpaceP writes that they did/are doing early access right
the amount of bullshit from squead is mind-boggling
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>>76764115
>we've been slowly developing this for 3 years with no end in sight
>we're not deceiving our customers
cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug
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If I wanna launch something at 50 degrees inclination from KSC is it better to launch normally into a 0 degree inclination and manuever after I'm in orbit or to launch at heading 040 from launch and do it that way?
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>>76764936

do the inclination change while gravity turning
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>>76764115
Marketing is what you do when you product isn't good enough
>10 marketers
>1 half developer half marketer
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>>76765125
Thought so
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>>76763478
I made that while very drunk

it does look like shit
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Is it possible to change inclination without shifting the apopsis or periapsis, I always seem to move them about and it annoys me, how can I work out where to burn to stop, presumably somewhere inbetween but then the inclination change is less efficient?
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>>76765860
Are you using maneuver nodes?
Don't bother with them, if you have Enhanced Navball installed just point towards one of the purple icons and just follow that
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>>76766086
That's not the efficient way.
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>not having Realism overhaul installed
What's your excuse for using OP everything?
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>>76766213
I just have RSS with a config that rescales the Kerbol system x10 and Real Fuels with the stockalike config
I may be autistic, but I'm not that autistic
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>>76766213
Because I cringe every time I see pseudo-Venus and pseudo-Uranus with non-tilted orbits.
My RSS installment has what >>76766419 said.
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>>76766213
What mod gives those pretty green info?
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>>76766564
Did you try telling that in the thread of the mod so they can fix it?
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>>76766642
VOID
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>>76766665
>fix axial tilt
hownew.ru
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>>76766642
mekeljebel
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>>76766213
What's your excuse for using OP spaceplane parts?

That ui is ugly as fug
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>>76767238
what's your excuse for asking for excuses?

You should know the answer already, faggot.

#rekt
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>>76767595
>2014
>playing spreadsheets
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>>76767654
>not playing excel multiplayer
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ezequiel ayarza
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>>76767990
bd armory mod when?

i want to construct a giant ball of fuck miniguns and just sit next to KSC
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>>76767654
>not playing REALISTIC™ NO GRAPHICS™ ONLY TEXT™ SPACE SIMULATOR™
its like you hate the fun parts of space programs like waiting for astronauts to be trained
waiting for rockets to be built
waiting for funding to be secured
waiting to find out your funding was cut
waiting to lobby for more funding
waiting to hear that your lobbying failed
waiting to suck a cock for pocket change
waiting to then repeat
waiting for new rockets and engines to be designed
waiting for new rockets and engines to be tested
waiting for those last two steps to be repeated
waiting for those steps to then be repeated with trained astronauts
balancing budgets and employees and launch windows
having multimillion dollar failures and typing up gigantic reports to tell congress that the intern ruined everything
having constant repair issues that need to be handled
repeating everything above over and over with the occasional good day where nothing happens
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anyone know if KSC++ is compatible with 0.24.2?

i don't want a shitty mini space center
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>>76768468
this seriously needs to fucking happen

vtol with abrams turrets here i come
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>just found my spacepen
apparently they're capable of writing upside down on the inside of a gatorade bottle while its still full of drink
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>>76769210
You should test that.
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>>76769397
video pls
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kspmodders says dmp + armory might work if everyone has the most updated version installed.

i can't host a server cuz im on a mac. anyone want to give it a shot?
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>>76769210
hurr muh space pen
because americans are stupid enough to not use a pencil
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDoxLMZraoU#t=98


BILLYSMASHER.exe
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kspg.sytes.net guy where are you ;_;
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>>76769625
>because americans are stupid enough to not fill the capsule with graphite dust and microshards
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>>76769749
>Russian capsules dropping out of the sky due ot pencil dust!
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>>76769804
>Taking risks with American heroes

Way to get your funding cut
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>tried to do a simple orbital flight in RSS 8 times in the past 3 days
>KSP has crashed every single time before I even get to designing the bit that gets the pod into orbit and deorbits it
>every time I had to wait 13 minutes for it to load
>I've wasted almost two hours just trying to play the damn game
Perfectly calm
PERFECTLY CALM
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>>76769625
>releasing microscopic pieces of graphite into a no-gravity atmosphere full of delicate equipment
hownew.ru
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>>76770020
>delicate equipment in Russian engineering
indeed hownew.ru
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what about a mod that lets you select what gear kerbals get
>regular RCS
>parachute that allows you to bail from planes
>neither will give you more mobility on the ground
granted that last would be useless due to no reason to stay on the ground unless you mod/rp but being able to bail from jets would be nice
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>>76769994
>>every time I had to wait 13 minutes for it to load
wat
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>>76770103
>sucking Russia's dick

howyoung.ru
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>>76770191
I don't get ridiculous amounts of money from my parents, so I can't afford a stupid SSD
I guess this is what I get for trying to run KSP without a damn supercomputer
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>>76770103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEkOT3IngMQ
never5get
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>>76770171
>parachute

that would be fun

but heatshield for kerbals first
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>>76770171
actually, KAS lets kerbals on EVA grab radial parachutes and use them
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>>76770325
Having it on an SSD doesn't actually help. Trust me, I've tried.
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>>76770329
I thought Gravity was bad.
I almost forgot...
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>>76770497
thats a buggy piece of shit though and kerbals tend to fall off before you can grab the chute
>land on ground
>chute keeps falling anyway
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>>76770497
>Majirr
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>>76770552
"Yass! Finarry! Were cann go houm!"
Did they ever actually hear an actual Russian speak?
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>>76769748
Actually, multiplayer doesn't sound like a bad idea at the moment
Someone get on the server
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>>76770884
there are at least 3 ppl who want to play.

all three are macs?

we are faggots
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>>76770884
I'm booting up KSP now

please join kspg.sytes.net
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>>76771060
>there are people who own macs
I honestly forgot they existed

Why in god's name do they even exist?
Besides the obvious faggotry, of course
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>>76771229
>Why in god's name do they even exist?
>Besides the obvious faggotry, of course
answered your own question m80
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Name one reason to go to Mun when you can go to Minmus instead.
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Quick KSPG, Item Shop Simulator or Fish With Grappling Hooks fightan game?
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>>76771416
Because you want to go to the Mun.
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>>76771229
unfortunately it's necessary to access upper middle class society.

to recap, someone with a PC and latest armory mod needs to host the server, and we all need to have armory

even then, it might not work
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Do rockets still burn less fuel at lower framerates?
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>>76771638
What
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>>76771493
This, it's the one reason to do anything in this game, because you can
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>>76771493
But there's nothing on the Mun apart from old easter eggs and bad geometry.
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>>76771638
I thought they burnt more since the engine offloads some of the dV you should have got into the environment I believe
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>>76771784
>But there's nothing on [any planet or moon] apart from old easter eggs and bad geometry.
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>>76771980
But Minmus is at least somewhat aesthetically pleasing.
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>>76771565
I'm upper middle class and none of my compatriots use macs. Your area just sucks.
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>>76772692
Macs are the computer for the Neo-Communist™ Working Class™ Revolutionaries™
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>>76769687
1000 hours in mspain
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>>76773621
>not Franklin's face
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>>76773621
10/10
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>>76772692
new york city?

>>76773621
billy's gettin trolled
http://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/2de22u/devnote_tuesdays_the_goodbye_hugo_edition/cjp4zzq
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>>76773621
hullo/10
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>>76773942
Stockholm.
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>>76773621
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>>76774258

yeah Stockholm > NYC does not compute
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>>76774371
That's not a klingon, you fucking ididot.
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/pdg/ is extending a hand for an alliance
>>76774740
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>>76774690
>not recognizing Gandalf
pleb
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>>76774690
but it is
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>>76774690
Well it's certainly not a fucking Romulan is it?
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>>76775248
>>76775183
>>76775071
Fuck off and leave Teal'c alone. He's a dwemer and deserves better than this kind of shit.
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>>76774690
Now your one retarded motherfucker
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>>76774690
It's a Chris Roberts you moron.
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>>76775323
n'wah
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>>76771416

Because Minmus a shit
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>>76776153
Your a shit.
Fite me faget.
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>>76774690
I'm sure it is a dwarf planet.
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>>76776304
>>76776304
lel @ slavs!!
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http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/90521-Devnotes-and-the-game-s-development

Amusing that the forumfriends are starting to have the same issues we've noticed since this time last year.
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>>76776717
>the forums begins
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>>76776717
I like how some fool immediately tries to guilttrip him with what seems like a friendlier-sounding substitute for thoughtcrime.
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>>76776717
Thread is just going to get locked so no discussion can occur. Commissar Rowsdower is in charge and there can be no dissent.
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>>76774897

Fuck off unless you have resources.
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It's actually not the Titan3BAS, as that one had only 2 solid boosters and obviously a dual engine, not a cluster of 4.
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>>76777881
yeah you pay for extra gear (resources) before each heist, with some being locked unless you take certain skills
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>>76777980

Can you mine for said resources?
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>>76778043
If by "mine" you mean "grind like its a bad F2P game" then yes.
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>>76778043
you can break into safes and loot loose items for extra cash resources, and repeat over and over on easy jobs like the Ukrainian Job until you have enough cash to apply paint you already own to a mask you already own because you're a retard who cant paint a mask flat red
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>>76777851
And oh look! That's what happened.
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>>76776717
>Rowsdower: I am a retard and don't understand what are trying to say, THREAD CLOSED YAAAAAAAAR
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>>76778473
>I'm closing this thread because I'm kind of unclear at its intentions.
Oh wow can they be any more blatant?
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>>76778203
>easy jobs like the Ukrainian Job
my sides
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>>76778738
>>76778672
>That's a ding dong bannu matey ARRRR
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>>76778742
>play on piss easy difficulties
>run in gunz blazing with one of the many retards who went ghoats
>have him pick the safe
>loot and flee before the van leaves
>repeat over and over with a high cash/hour rate
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>>76778971
>playing solely to increase a number
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>>76778672
>>76778830
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>>76779092
Well, there is an entire general based around that
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>>76778971
>>76779092
>not having luad a shitton of cash and weapons in
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>>76779463
>>not having luad a shitton of cash and weapons in
The guy knows what's up. How to avoid the dumb F2P grind in a non F2P game.
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>>76779463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8
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why doesn't max ever have to pick up shit? Why does Rows always get left handling this?

Max you have one job
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>>76779791
He's a producer, not a community manager. This is actually Rows job, he's just doing it poorly.
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>>76779791
Locking threads on the forum is Rowsdowers job. Max is hard at work playing Mario Kart.
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>meanwhile at Squad
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>>76780107
busy spending money
1.0 never
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>>76779934
how about we take the PR monkeys off the devnotes? who ever decided to put them on in the first place?
>>
Looks like I can finally play Archage now for free time to see how shitty it is
>>76780107
And I thought jew jokes were just jokes.
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>>76780107
I too browse /int/
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>>76780339
Because then they'd only have 3 people in the devnotes, and one of them just there to say they're leaving
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>>76780459
>browsing /int/
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>>257783721
>the words say "Other Boss character appearances"
>Other boss
>Other M
>Other M Ridley is a boss
>Normal Ridley is a character
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>>76780668
Good job anon.
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>>76780459
wow that looks like shit
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>>76780668
:^)
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>>76780445
I think what happened was that he showed up in the money costume and did something and that pissed them off, so they decided to come after him

To an onlooker, though, it'd just look like a bunch of jews running after a $5 bill, which may or may not have been his original intention
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>>76780497
i will send someone $20 in bitcoin if they gather all of max's devnotes since he started in one organized doc
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>>76780948
how do you send 3 hundredths of a bitcoin
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>>76781318
You pay ur mum for the night
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>>76781318
>implying the only products you can buy with bitcoin must be the exact price of bitcoin at the time you with to purchase
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>Skunky has played KSP more than Rowsdower
>Skunky is actually better than Rowsower
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>>76781797
>>76781318
>I'm a bitcoin mining captain of industry
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Holy shit Rowsdower is on a rampage on the forums.

Is he really worse than Skunky? Has he ever played the game on stream?
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>>76781938
I've had two for a year.

You can post your wallet address here with the list or tell me you have the list ready and I'll post a gmail where you can send it
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>>76781993
>Has he ever played the game on stream?

I am starting to think he doesn't even have the game
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>>76781993
>yfw Ivan would likely have been a better CM
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>>76782059
Sell the bitcoins before its eventual demise
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>>76782126
Nah, Squad wants someone who's good at shutting down criticism. They want a commie or fascist with a strong sense of personality. Satch would have been a good choice.
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>>76782241
it does kind of feel like the fad is over, and I could really use that money

hmmm
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>>76780459

My university has a class in glassblowing. I'll have to see about freeing up a slot.
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>>76781318

The same way you can send 3 hundredths of a dollar.
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Skunky rehired when?
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>>76782353
>Closes down any American space program threads
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Here's a little something to liven things up.
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ded game
ded thread
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http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/members/105593-Billyk88
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>>76786198
what am I even supposed to look for?
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>>76786473
THE CHOSEN ONE
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>>76786562
Oh okay because he's billy
>>
Did Max ever confirm whether crew transfer and relays would be in 0.25?
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>>76786919
>and relays
Where the fuck did you get that from? Chinese whisper-tier shit going on now.
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>>76786919
Relays will literally never be in the game
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>>76787181
As opposed to figuratively being in the game?
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>>76787961
yes
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>>76778473
>I'm closing this thread because I'm kind of unclear at its intentions.

>Purpose of forum is to state intentions and discuss it
>Be muzzled for doint it

Yeah, keep going Squeed...
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>>76788896
Matter of time before forums are closed for "superior" Curse community
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I have just killed Sunbro. I don't know how to feel....

He was my only friend ;_;
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>>76782241

Bitcoins are going to last for a while. No reason for them to go anywhere.

I'm glad I sold all mine when the price was over $1k though.
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>>76794101
id rather lose a grand now than lose 100 grand in the future

i'm sure that number is crazy but i just don't know what the ceiling is
>>
so do you think squid will go through all 75 updates before 1.0 (if that ever happens)?
how long will it take at the current rate? like 10 years?
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>>76795661
That's not how version numbers work.
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>>76795661
how old are you

of course they're not going to do that

.25 followed by .26, which will get "surprise!" renamed to 1.0 by max in a ceremony with 20 foot tall banners of himself holding a papercraft kerbal and his right arm fully extended with an open hand salute

then squad will drop all support and sue the community that tries to fix things by creating open source APIs

then we will all die. wondering what it would have felt like to have played a KSP produced by competent american software engineers, instead of a tequila drinking mariachi band.
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>>76795661
I think this may be bait
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>>76795661
Assuming an average of 105 days between updates, 75 updates would take 7875 days, or 21.6 years.

But really, stay tuned because soon there will be an announcement saying that 0.25 will be renamed to 1.0. The billies will love it.
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You know how squid uses multiple accounts on reddit and shit to manipulate opinions?
We could use their Jewish tactics too.
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so we're all watching the thread, pouncing the first bait we see, but don't have any topics to discuss ourselves?

#nomoreKSPG

but I will settle for playing bahamuto's armory with you faggots on sytes' server. WHERE ARE YOU SYTES?
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>>76796372
Jakkarth is basically confirmed to be a spider
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>>76796376
I'm not sytes, but I refuse to play until all these mods are on the server
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>>76796562
>Squad
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>>76796562
>NASAmission
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>>76796739
muhpods
>>76796790
muh grabber
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>>76796562
that's fine, you can keep playing "loading screen simulator" and we'll be fucking blowing each other out of the sky
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adYNISmBvgs
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>>76797110
Program those with KOS to seek targets
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can anyone think of a way to implement a CTF game mode?
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>>76797513
edit flag text and defend it maybe?
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>>76797513
Can the asteroid claw grab flags?
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>>76797741
i don't think so, but king of the hill with an asteroid could be good
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>>76797513
Mod a fuel tank or something to have an infinitely-high crash tolerance and fill it with solid fuel to your desired mass. Make it a docking port if you want, or make people use the claw. Set its craft type to flag in the persistence file
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>>76797890
these are all good orbital gameplay modes but i'm wondering if we can't utilize KSC spawning as part of the game / make it easier to play multiple rounds
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fuck it, I'll join the server
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>>76798145
there is no server. we need someone with a PC to host and have bahamuto (and we're still not sure it'll work)

okay another gametype: island runway base versus mountain range base, fighting for control of KSC (or is KSC where ppl can't see your craft, even after launch?)
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>>76798254
I think sytes is a edgy vampire that wakes up at night
give him a few hours
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>>76798421
i'll smear some blood on my windows to rouse him

also, def need an all ground mode, or maybe "nothing above 100m" for some crazy vtol/vehicle combos
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>>76798675
I'm going to make some planes and shit until he comes
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>>76799216
peace. I'll just be here thinking of more game modes and generally shitting up the thread
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>>76787961

"never" is the word being modified, you jackass
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What the fuck are you guys talking about servers?

Don't tell me KSP has multi player now?
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>>76800053
there's the multiplayer mod that has been around for some time
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>>76800053
Dark Multiplayer
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>>76800125
>>76800559
Does it work for pirated copies?
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>>76800660
def

>>76800559
we're not sure about bahamutod's armory compatibility though
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>>76800707
>we're not sure about bahamutod's armory compatibility though
dammit
>>
What are some essential KSP mods that make it more fun?
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>>76801348
try the uninstaller. go outside. make friends. enjoy your happy life

don't look back
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>>76801348
mechjeb
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>>76801434

gr8 b8 m8 8/8
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>>76796372
for the record i think this would not only be stellar fun but it may also be our only hope
>>
Worked on crew transfer with Marco today. Was a good day.
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>>76801348
kerbal engineer for finding craft TWR and delta V
DMagic orbital science gives some more science stuff to do
MKS for stations and bases

final frontier if you like to roleplay your kerbals
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>>76802309
You mean you spent 30 minutes doing something that should've been done a long long time ago?
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>>76802483
I guess we disagree on it being an urgent mechanic. Still fun to work on.
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>>76802584
It's not that it's urgent, it's just that it's something so simple and so obvious to be added. Attaching two pods directly together and then having to EVA to move between them is just silly.
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>>76802309
Marco Polo? what's he like?
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>>76802740
I can agree on that. Being able to push stuff like that feels good, man.
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>>76782059
So why is one bitcoin worth so much money? Why not lots of bitcoins so they're easier to use?
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>>76802309
faker

>>76802992
i can send you .03 of a bitcoin, retard.

I'm not going to, but I could.
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>>76802992

Price of a bitcoin is dictated by the market, mang.
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>>76803117
>faker
Im gonna tweet about getting slightly ill after eating street food right now.
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>>76803442
why is the audio quality such shit in this interview

http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/content/254-Squadcast

and I'm taking bets on how long it'll be before he stops answering questions. 45 seconds is the lowest possible bet you can make and seven minutes is the highest
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>>76803854
I had to make up for Harv's audio not being absolutely fantastic and then my software was less than cooperative with the compensation.
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What's the consensus on Karbonite?

Doing a clean install and wondering if I should get it or just stick with Kethane.
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>>76804024
nospyware/10
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>>76803990
can you walk us through a typical day at squad?

and what did you mean by "respecting the power structure" in that interview?
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>>76804154
>can you walk us through a typical day at squad?
Get to work about 11am, go out to lunch for 3 hours, come back and play Mario Kart before leaving at 3.30.
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>>76803442

Can we expect some modular base building eventually? Would add a nice sense of accomplishment through career mode to go from a shed to a space centre.
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Wow he made it 9 minutes, beating all previous records.

Max I've taken shits that are more productive than you
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>>76804154
Hmm, sure. I get to HQ (10:00 AM, 10:10 if I'm late), say hi to everyone. Sit down at my desk and respond to all the emails I got overnight. Deal with them as necessary, sometimes its legal stuff, sometimes its PR stuff (of which I still do quite a bit). After that I talk to Rows about the social media stuff and how the official community is doing, then I do my offsite community sweep and start drinking my coffee (this is usually 11:00AM), then I compare notes with Lalo our PM and start talking one on one with everyone to check progress and offer suggestions (actually managed to cut almost two weeks worth of dev time by suggesting something to Harv last week). This goes on until Lunch time (2:00PM), we get an hour for lunch but I'm usually done in 15 minutes and then I just mess around or the internet, hang out with the team, play games til 3:00PM, after that I usually spend half an hour talking to management and marketing about anything that needs their attention, then the next three hours I it's more producer stuff, talking QA plans with Ted, art with Dan, design with Harv, etc. Then it's 5 minutes til the day's over so I play something with the guys.

>>76804318
It's not a bad at all, within scope too I think.

>>76804629
Hey, you guys asked for something that needed a kinda big response and I'm also playing EO4 while responding.
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>>76805198
How much dev time did you save getting resources cut?

Admit it, it was your idea.

What do you think your lasting impact and legacy for kerbal space program is?
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>>76805198
>(actually managed to cut almost two weeks worth of dev time by suggesting something to Harv last week).
Did you suggest he works for two weeks rather than the usual?
>>
I think we should just get over hating max
I think he's just following adrian's orders
>>
The profits from ksp goes straight towards the mexican drug cartels.
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>>76805519
we should try to follow where monkeysquid's money goes
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>>76805198
I too would really like to know what you meant by "power structure" in that interview.
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>>76805586
I wonder what the value of what they packed into Hugo's colon was.
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>>76805660
Could you point me to the moment where I say it in the interview? I can't really remember most of what I said in the interview.

>>76805349
I'm kinda flattered by the idea where even before I was producer I had the pull and weight to flat out cut features. I think it's way too early to say impact and legacy. So far I've helped broaden our communities and media attention as PR manager, as producer I'm just starting.
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>>76805887
so, was cutting resources your idea?
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>>76806795
They probably cut resources before he was hired, and just kept it quiet.
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>>76806830
What ever happened to that harv crying webm?
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>>76806795
Nope, design at that level was something I just had a voice in but its still not really my call at any level. I have more say in stuff now but it's still Harv's game.

>>76806830
Work was still going on them when I got hired. Slowing down and growing less and less optimistic but still there.

>>76806936
He wasn't crying but letting people know resources were not happening was so not easy for him.
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>>76807053
please comment on this quote:

"For some reason some people like to think Kerbals are sloppy engineers only capable of producing inherently broken designs held together by duct tape. To them, proposing something prim and proper like a NASA VAB could be built by Kerbals is ridiculous."

Also, please comment on Squad's turnover rate
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>>76807053
Hows that "leaving kspg because it turns into a Q&A every time" going?
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>>76807308
I miss Artyom too.

No real comment on the turnover rate since everyone at the office has been involved in the project since the beginning, but I will say C7 and Artyom are excellent guys found new stuff to do.

>>76807432
Haha, I know. I hadn't posted in a couple weeks now and this happens.
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>>76807571

artyom is good, but not a unicorn in the modeling world. why not hire a good full time asset person?
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>>76807668
Cause we moved Dan and Roy over to it and its working out great, even if it means no animation for 0.25.
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>>76807053
how do you feel about legacy mods that were lost when spaceport was scrapped?

what are some examples of uses of the word "kerbal" that you're likely to enforce your trademark for?

did you ask the subreddit to change it to "space frogs" ?
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>>76807819
>even if it means no animation for 0.25.
That seems like a more than fair trade, assuming the two of them are capable of producing game-optimised assets that fit the stock aesthetic. I can see Dan being able to fit the look easily enough since he's defined part of it, but whether he can create something suitable for real-time rendering as opposed to cinematics I'm curious about. And Roger we just have no idea about.

Can't be worse than Hugo, good God his work was bad.
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>>76807879
Not great :/ we still have the database and everything backed up but god if Spaceport's backend isnt the ugliest thing.

If people use it commercially. Noncommercial is okay.

No, the mods love calling it space frog space program and I aint hating.
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>>76808048

i sure hope dan isn't learning this shit as he goes like he obviously was with the animations
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>>76808054
Are you and the team looking to fill out the program and turn it into the incredible achievement it could be over versions .27, 28, 29, or are you eager to hit 1.0 and pushing hard for it?
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>>76806936
>What ever happened to that harv crying webm?
I was going to make it
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>>76808048
Dan is more than capable. They have their work cut out for them though. We're not ready to talk about the project they are on but they are effectively booked for nonstop 3D modelling work til December. And no its not female models.

Hugo did great work for the poly budget he was set for and being a 4th semester student. His new work's even better, I'll see if we can showcase his new MK3 stuff tomorrow.

>>76808280
We're in a position where we can kinda see scope complete out in the distance and we're working towards it, but 1.0? Not even close. We do wanna shake the early access thing something fierce.
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>>76808648
>His new work's even better, I'll see if we can showcase his new MK3 stuff tomorrow.
Be prepared for me to shit on it, I don't have much hope that it's any good.
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>>76808747
If kspg shitting on something was a factor we considered in development we would have closed up shop after the resources announcement.
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>>76808648
I'm reading that as a suggestion that squad would actually continue developing past 1.0

that notion almost begins to melt my icy heart

except dontbelievemaxslies.jpg

I'm out. remember, don't believe the lying liars' lies.
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>>76808854
Oh I understand that, but I mean shitting on it with good reasons based on knowing what I'm talking about, rather than "Urhurr they said it was coming".
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>>76808942
Procedurally generated starsystems will never happen vanilla, will it?
it would be nice to have a nice system where nothing other than sprites are loaded instead of all at once
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>>76808929
Good night anon.

>>76808942
Oh I can understand that, I'm just constantly impressed by what he can pull off as a student.
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>>76808929
no trip, no timestamp, no max.

Max, get a fucking trip.
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>>76809279
I tweeted to verify. When I came to the thread over a year ago I didn't wanna get a trip and I believe I should have just gone with my hunch.
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>>76809227
Oh but I really understand that you're almost certainly not aware of anything to do with 3D art beyond looking at it and going "This looks neat".
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>>76809432
just because you're here doesnt mean people cant impersonate you you fuckign retard
get a trip, your identity IS important to the conversation
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>>76809432
Here's a brilliant idea: Shitpost with us as an anon, be a PR guy as a tripfag.
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>>76809606
I learned a bit from Artyom and a lot from Dan so far. Not really savvy yet but I'm picking it up.
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>>76809762
But then I can't exercise my powers over you :^)
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Uhh.. Why is max "producer"?
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>>76809928
Because the old producer became the network programmer.
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>>76809928
because everyone but harv and the marketing guys left the vidya position of squid
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>>76809928
Because I'm Adrian's little analsut :^)
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>>76809928
because they need someone they can trust to not do his job, and who better than the fat fuck
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>>76809964
That'd be the Project Manager. I became Producer because I was already doing a lot of the duties of one and management wanted someone closer to the project to take care of optimization and more of the nitty gritty stuff while Lalo handles general strategy and deadlines.

>>76810079
Hey now, I've lost 5 kilos the past month and a half... so much to go still though, dang.

>>76809649
You're right and I'm seriously considering it.
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>>76809432
The only reason you do it is so that people can't properly quote you and throw your broken promises to the other communities anymore, right?
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>>76808506

>tracking missiles

Is that stock in that armory mod? My dick is beyond hard right now.
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where's ezequiel?
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>>76810264
Looks like armoury mod.
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Who wants me to make love to them? It gotta be quick, though, before the alcohol wears off.
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>>76810264
yes
and it doesn't do all that bullshit the lazor mod does
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>>76810230
At this point its wholly irrational. Thread got so shitty before. But yeah, also with the added visibility 4chan kinda loses its point if I can't be candid here without stuff being everywhere, now that you bring it up.

>>76810330
At home with his family by now I'd imagine.
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>>76810412
i'd go for it if i could give it back, too.
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why are you here
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>>76810230
fuck you you fucking nigger faggot
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>>76810438

How's Eduardo's kid doing? I imagine the first girbal will be named after her?
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Anyone want to have fighter plane fights on the server?
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What does Kerbal Shitposting mean
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>>76810438
>I can't be candid here without stuff being everywhere
You're the producer of an extremely popular game with secretive devs. No, you can't be candid while still retaining your identity in any capacity.
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>>76810659
Natalia is doing fantastic. We're not even close to thinking about names for the females yet. Maybe famous female astronauts?
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>>76810264
>>76810431
>wanting mechjeb equipped missiles
>not flying them yourself
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>>76810438

Cats or Birds Max?
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>>76810748
>Maybe famous female astronauts?
I would honestly suggest against that, besides a few. The male names aren't particularly historical, and shouldn't be
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>>76810748

How about that Korean woman that just left the KSA? You think the US's program is fucked? The Koreans literally don't have anymore astronauts now, their only one quit.


I'd say go with Christa instead. Although that could be viewed as insensitive. You guys should hire a PR guy or something.
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>>76810748
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>>76810748

That's good. Tell him kspg sends them their regards.
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>>76810615
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>>76810748

Valentina Tereshkova. It'll work.
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>>76810748

How about doing some dev livestreams? Squad webcam when?
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>>76810774
Cats?

>>76810730
Oh, I know. It's honestly kinda sucky.
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What mods make space stations useful?
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>>76811390

What dumb shit do you want us to send you next?
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>>76810748
Who's leading admin building development?
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>>76811769
Stop sending us stuff D:

>>76811771
Felipe designwise, me day to daywise.
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>>76810412
>tfw no bf
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>>76811390
I should clarify can't be candid about KSP while still retaining your identity. But that's basic PR, so you already knew that.

Speaking of PR please tell Rows to stop locking threads that 'confuse' him (express dissatisfaction with the structure of the dev notes)
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>>76811820
gettin your hands dirty with systems, huh? I'm excited to see how reputation factors in.

Just out of curiousity, Sandbox is here forever, right?
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>>76812121
Rep, economy and science factor in. Yes, Sandbox is there forever.
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>>76811820

My birthday is Friday. Can you get me resources? I'd be really swell mister!
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>>76812191
Do Dan or Roger have a public portfolio of their art like Hugo does?
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>>76812264
I don't know if they do, but you can just look at the Jeb's Junkyard video to see them both working together.
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>>76812191

Does this mean the meat MechJeb (working title: Jeb) with the margin of error you mentioned some time back is next on the plate?
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>>76811820
What's that? Its your birthday?
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>>76812191
Do you realize that a lot of the backlash against resources being cancelled was because Harv's arguments for it were absolute shit and made it look like Squad was just taking the path of least effort?
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>>76810748
How about Emily?
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>>76812401

No, it's my birthday. But if you send Max dumb shit I'll be just as happy.
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>>76812361
Kerbal Experience as a whole is part of the plan. I'd like it to be at that extent so we'll see.

>>76812524
I have a cousin named Emily, she's an absolutely terrible person, so no.
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>>76812530
dont tempt me
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>>76812524
You're trying too hard.
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>>76812685

Do they have one in Kerbal green?
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>>76812667
Just pull a Michael Crichton and give her max stupidity, minimum courage, and be happy that people blow her up
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Why the fuck arent you niggas asleep? This thread is usually dead at this hour.
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>>76812191
That's a relief. For the record, I recently used a tech tree editor and tried a configuration that made me make aircraft before spaceships. I'm not demanding it be one way or another but a certain amount of flexibility in the tech tree would really make career much more engrossing.

I like the idea of being able to buy individual parts with funds/science, perhaps at slightly inflated price.

I think Science would make much more sense if the tech tree were loosened up a bit. My 2¢
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>>76812773
There's a reason to talk for once.
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>>76812667

How about Satch?

>>76812773

Max is providing some insight about shit.
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>>76812685
Holy shit those things are expensive for what are essentially rubber cylinders.
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>>76812685
>Small
With all the experience being a drug mule I think Max deserves something more impressive.
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>>76812685
How can someone put something THAT big to their asses? I can't undestand. I've never been able to any bigger than an average dick
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>>76812882
One of my best friends used to manage a sex shop. They're extremely high quality silicone, but they still do sell at like a 900% markup.
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>>76812989

That's half of what I paid for that stupid flag. I need to see about getting into that line of work. Goddamn.
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>>76812667
Will we finally be getting in-game difficulty options soon? Being able to turn off stock craft/quicksaving/quickloading was a really great feature, even if it's stuck in the debug area

>>76812989
The wonders of a niche market with limited supply
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>>76812963
they start small and stretch their asses for bigger and bigger ones over time I think
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>>76813194
But can you stretch your mouth? They're basically the same. And it hurts
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degenerates.
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>>76813315

The mouth has a set shape and definition. The anus is made to accommodate whatever turgid things you send out your ass and therefore stretches naturally. I'd imagine that it would hurt like a motherfucker though, but I'm not a butt slut like some members of the community.
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>>76813156
We're working on a full fledged difficulty panel.
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>>76813556
You've played XCOM right? Should be like the options in that when you start a new save.
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When are you going to stream for us again Max?
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>>76813503
this anon gets it
perhaps these guys just drink too much soda and eat too much and get constipated all the time so their anuses stretched themselves from painful shit after painful shit and eventually having asspains made them develop a fetish for it
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>>76813556
Nice. What other options do you feel confident talking about besides quicksaving/loading, reverting flights, crew respawn, etc?
relays when
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>>76813683

Seriously though, if you're drinking more than one soda a week, preferbly biweekly, you're fucking up big time. I cut that shit out down to extremely occasional instances and started walking more and I've lost 20 pounds so far this year. Count them calories and get a pedometer and you too can stop be a fat piece of shit.

Unless you're birdfucker, then go fucking eat something already dammit.
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>>76813616
I have not, its in my backlog though.

>>76813728
We're currently looking at +/- %sliders for all 3 currencies, will see if we can also squeeze in stuff like reentry or acceleration damage so the G meter has more of a meaning.
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>>76813728
>relays
I want access to mass effect relays in KSP
go through one to enter another star system

>>76813903
but anon I wasnt talking about myself
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>>76813903
Not that anon but I drink average 1.5 liters of cola per day and I'm below 50kg.
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>>76813931

Any idea when experimentals
are going to start up again?
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>>76813931
Spiffy, spiffy. Hope that bears out instead of dropping into the soviet archives.
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>>76814027
I'm not Max, but the track record is a couple of weeks before release, which averages to be 3ish months after the last one.
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>>76814003
Forgot to read the spoiler.
Am I a meem now?
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>>76813994

Was a general statement Anon, feel free to disregard or heed at your discretion.


>>76814003

How old are you? Sounds like your metabolism hasn't slowed down yet.
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>>76809227
Then what about those modders both here and in the forums that are self-taught ?

No, not the hexcans guy or the faggot that made army surplus. The real deal.
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>>76813903
Tell me about it. I went from 98 kgs to 78 from switching to coke zero. still have 8 to go to go back to my highschool weight though.

>>76814061
Thanks.

>>76814027
>>76814127
We're working with a smaller timeframe now, but you know what they say about best laid plans.
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>eating
>drinking
>being alive in general
all that flesh and skin and muscle weighing you down
skeleton master race
>immortal
>immune to average fires
>no need for food, air, or clothes
we're perfect for space, we dont even need suits
I wish NASA would stop hating on us skeletons and let us into space
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>>76814273
>smaller timeframe
That's been said so many times in the past it's meaningless. Anon should just stick with assuming 2.5m months from now until experimentals might be starting.
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>>76814186
20. And I think it already slowed down. But that could be related to loss of musclemass
My muscles became fat, does that count?
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>>76814273
>coke zero
not only do you chug fizzy drink, you chug an american fizzy drink with a terrible flavour
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>>76813556
Will there be an option that is analogous to halo's "legendary" ?

Although even that gets repetitive. Any chance of a RSSlike configuration?
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>>76814510
It's delicious if you just fill a glass with ice til you cant fit any more ice in then fill the spaces inbetween the ice with it.

>>76814597
The idea is to have it be entirely modular, so you can just crank everything on to the hardest possible if you want.
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>>76814820
If you'd switch to water, you'd feel 10 times better. The gf would appreciate it too I'm sure. tfw the gf has started commenting on lost weight and more muscle mass It's not just the calories, diabetes is a major risk too. High Fructose Corn Syrup is hella bad for you.

>>76814142
You're one of 3 or so people here that has an identity. I don't care about Satch and I'm fairly sure catfucker isn't real, so you get called out. And besides, neither of them drunk post about how skinny they are and nearly die from it.
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>>76814820
Are you familiar with the Silent Hunter series? They've got a similar realism options setup, it combines all the options you choose into a 'realism percentage'. Pic related
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>>76815092

Sounds similar to how the newer Thief game handled things. It rewarded you for having some big ol' balls.
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>>76814820
Okay. I hope you don't mean "modular' like the way the contract autogenerated text is "modular"

What's the point in having it if it doesn't mean anything? It wouldn't be that hard to write a template for each type of mission and fill in the proper nouns and adjectives.

I don't mean to be overly critical but it just seems like things sometimes lack a finished polish. I know it's before your time but someone really needs to take care of the rest of the IVAs, it's been two years.
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>>76815092
>5
>5
that piece of shit casual game that ruined the series
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>>76814907
I wasn't drunk though, I was just bored like always and also scared.

And apparently I still haven't fully recovered from that huge 1.5kg weight loss of last month. I'm 200g below my self-drawn absolute maximum line. I should eat something right now before losing any weight.
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>>76815330
Oh I absolutely agree that SH3 with mods is the best in the series, I just didn't have it on hand and googled for the options screen
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>>76815415
5 is actually the only one I own and I play it on easiest settings I just said it to fit in :^^^^))))))
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>>76814907
No HFS in coke zero, or any calories for that matter. It's full of stuff that isn't fantastic to have in your body though. Thinking about switching to green tea since really its just the caffeine I'm after.

>>76815298
We thought it was funny, basically. Might get a pass later, but the difficulty panel we're looking at is kinda like >>76815092
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>there are people still shitposting here and not in /dfg/
xD
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>>76815409
Eat the bird. Stop drinking soda too. Regardless of whether you are experiencing weight gain or not from it, the second your metabolism has had enough, you're fucked. I gained 50 pounds in a year when mine packed its bags. You want to start a decent eating habit now so you don't hit that wall like a damn train. I recommend taking up cooking, it's a valuable skill and you generally have a higher quality intake of food than otherwise. Healthy body, healthy mind. Crockpots are cheap and easy ways to make meals. Perfect for college. Trust me on this.


>>76815734

See above, it's not just the contents, it's the mindset too. But no HFS is a great start. If you want some tea, I know a girl that can hook you up with some good stuff.


Wait, were you the one on here talking about tea a few threads back?
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I took a picture of the Moon with my 300mm lens on my camera, measured its average diameter in pixels, found the average angular diameter of the Moon at the time I took the picture (from an LRO video), and calculated that my lens has a resolution of 4.62 arcseconds per pixel, and to distinguish two objects they need to be 9-15 arcseconds apart.

Theoretically, if I take a picture of Jupiter, it should be about 6-11 pixels in diameter, while the Galilean Moons should be up to 130 pixels away at the most.

Interestingly, the theoretical maximum angular resolution of a lens with its diameter (58mm I think) is about 2-4 times greater than I'm achieving, so I'm happy with the lens.

Too bad that Jupiter isn't easily visible in the night sky for a few more months, although I could take some meaningful images of Mars, Venus, and Saturn. The ISS moves too fast for me to make any meaningful images of it without a better and more stable tripod. The ISS would be up to 13 pixels wide.
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>>76815409
467 pounds, welcome fellow amerifat
how is it you can still see your toes though?
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>>76815968
That's 467 stone
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>>76815734
>We thought it was funny, basically.
I and others disagree. The reaction is more of a confused "...what?" followed by completely ignoring the spam mail forever.
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>>76815968
1. you're dyslexic
2. those are kilos
3. hurr durr
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>>76816027
Looks like 46.7kg to me.
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>>76815939
Good for you Anon, although I don't have a fucking idea what you're talking about.

>>76816027
That's 38000 pebbles isn't it?
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>>76815907
>stop drinking soda
b-b-b-but!
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>>76816027
is that the weight of a marajuanna plant
at east europe is advanced enough to recognize weed is the most useful thing ever, you use weed paper?
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>>76816136
hemp-graphene superconductors are the future, friend
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>>76815734
Since you're still answering, what's the deal with mixing up the timing for .23.5 and .24 -- nasamission was supposed to be the first contract, right? I thought you guys were gonna reconcile that and set up a DLC situation modders might be able to make a little bread off of.

Then maybe they could mod more and further improve the games available content... glorious cycle, ya know?

Or is that not part of a producer's job? Is there a "product" guy?
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>>76816121
>b-b-b-but!
enjoy your aspartame and corn syrup
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KSP achievements when
Mechjeb integrated when
Mechjeb making achievements impossible to get forcing billy to fly on his own, even if he just copies mechjeb when
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>>76816121

I didn't say stop ok I did, just limit it. Make it an occasional think. Once or twice a week at most. NEVER get it a restaurant. Stick to bottles so you know how much you're taking in. Saves a fucking lot of money too. Drinking as much as you do is asking for you to lose a foot down the line.
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>>76816257
My parents don't have diabetes though. I won't go down easily. But it can happen. I just, really hate water, I don't even want to drink it, I don't like the taste at all.

>>76816319
>saves money
But then I will use beer, which costs way more than that.
I need to drink, booze is my only friend. Nobody can take it away from me.
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>>76816235
We could have just called 23.5 24, but we wanted to give it a special number to commemorate working with NASA. I'm not sure what you mean about a DLC situation for modders. Also I'm going to bed in like 10 mins so I guess closing up shop here pretty soon.
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>>76816660
Well, thanks for talking and answering questions. Seriously.
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>>76816660
Will you get a trip next time?
please ;_;
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>>76816574

I have two words Anon. They will change your life as soon as you experience it.

Kidney Stones

You will never feel pain like that. Guess what causes them? Hint: It's high intake of sodas and juice among other things.

>>76816660

Thanks for stopping by, have a burrito on us tomorrow.
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>>76816660
Will crew transfer let you transfer kerbals through structural parts? I hope not.
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>>76816574
>I just, really hate water, I don't even want to drink it, I don't like the taste at all.
I have sensitive taste that makes even pure water without minerals and stuff taste kind of bitter.
I still drink it
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>>76816660
nevermind. you have content creators and a potential controlled marketplace, it doesn't take a genius to see the connection.

Just be careful how you treat the modders, they're the real lifeblood of the game. And nobody's really singing curse's praises right now. But yeah, thanks for the candid answers. A trip would help.
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