/csgog/ - every team is shit edition
links from previous thread if you need OP post to be long for some reason, because no one clicks those:
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csesport.com
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
http://prosettings.net/cs-go-pro-settings-gear-list/
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Streamlink: https://streamlink.github.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed]
>Watch this EVERYDAY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU [Embed]
>Friendly reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio [Embed]
>>189541925
Faze isn't tho
please wake up magog
wake up
don't die on me
>ayy lmao
i'm going to miss this general. rip csgog.
sever down
>>189548982
I'll sever you
thread is dead, because everyone is playing csgo right now, right?
Do people have diamond coin yet?
Are passes on sale?
When's the operation over?
>>189555006
Exactly
>>189558921
If this latest week was the last one needed, I'll have one by tonight. I always leave the events until the last minute.
>>189558921
this tuesday ill be getting my diamond coin. already have 24 stars (need 25 to get diamond). im guessing the operation will end this month or theyll give it another 3 months so anyone who hasnt gotten this far (most people still have the first coin and i dont think theyll even bother getting to diamond) so who knows when itll actually end since valve is so incompetent with updates for csgo
>>189558921
>diamond coin
what the fuck, I didn't know they added this, I need one more star to get it
>gold
>dazed's story about his dead dog
jesus that is fucked
>literal entirety of the enemy team cheats again
why do people still play this
hello silver
Evens: cs
Odds work
>that feel when just ranked up and then won 3 games afterward after being stuck in a slump
Get your LOL at 4chan.org/vg/csgog
Realistically what are Liquids chances today.
about 3
christ ESL production makes street fighter v's shitty hotel tournaments look like the Super Bowl
so, what kind of player are you?
how many hours, whats your rank?
>>189572435
unranked
dust 2 dm and awp servers only
5v5 is not real cs
>>189570351
unrealistic
quickest way to get all the hostage achievements ?
>>189573720
look for custom maps on workshop
search by "achievements" or something
some day I want to see old as fuck pro player, shitting himself on a street and screaming WE WERE ALL FUCKING CHEATING IT WAS ALL FOR THE SHOW
#f-fazeu-up
do you really need two people behind one mac pressing play
Where is kruella?
Who else clapping their hands to the beat?
pls stop dis "show"
What the fuck...
>>189575504
W2C jacket
I will never understand why euros are so obsessed with EDM.
>americans
>ESL
i don't think they got the image of esports right in their heads
>this shit again
do they ever learn?
Why do they do this crap? Nobody cares about this shitty uninspired music shit, at least if you're going to have some music that nobody wants to listen to, hire a real artist, not some guys making music worst than I could do in my basement.
>>189575592
>thinking that concert shit is an American thing
>>189575550
>w2c
you made me look up this fucking acronym, you stupid fag
>you will never get paid an unheard amount of money to play 1 track and jump for 3 minutes
>>189575745
>he's defending it
Are you fucked?
>>189575703
Especially music that is made for a crowd at a festival or something.
Don't play some electronic shit in front of a couple of sober 14 year olds in a well lit stadium.
Jesus Chist that was cringe
>>189575776
W2C is as old as the internet my dude. You obv don't have sick fits
How the fuck have they not fixed the audio yet?
>>189575816
>implying I'm defending it
Reading comprehension
That shit is a fucking European thing not an American thing
ARE YOU READY /CSGOG/?
I WANNA SEE YOU FUCKING JUMP
having to touch disgusting children like that would be my worst nightmare
i'd need some hand sanitizer asap after that good god
>>189575887
maybe it is for americunts and /fa/gs from other countries, because they all copy 4chan's /fa/ meme clothes anyway
TL 2-0 script incoming
>>189576358
but its a BO5
>>189576358
Isn't it BO5?
>no sk
unironically hype for this
>>189576482
>>189576538
TL 3-1 script then
Based
just give the trophy to faze already
Damn liquid already getting shat on
It's c9 all over again
>Stanishit is chocking hard
im so sorry for what's being done to you right now americans
>TL picked Inferno
wew lad Faze could actually 5-0 on these maps
>just snek my shit up senpai
>3 maps of this
haha
this american counter strike meme is REALLY bad.....
>you were born to experience this wonder
best timeline
so this is the power of NA CS
>11-0
>CARRYGAN CARRYING
MY DICK
Are they going to get 16-0'd?
>NA CS
this is just sad
>>189578337
pistols are bretty random, so maybe not
Bo5 over in 50 minutes lmao
Jesus, what is the end game of this script? It just makes NA look like total geeks
WEW LAD
>hahahahaha im only triggerbotting on lan ahahahahaha
holy fug
>niko
HenryG really loves to suck SK's cock, doesn't he?
>16-0
16-0
>16-0
16-0
>16-0
16-0
>16-0
16-0
>16-0
16-0
>16-0
16-0
>16-0
16-0
>16-0
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>16-0
16-0
Post >yfw NA SCENE
>They honestly thought they were the best team in the world
>NA
does esl staff even monitor their own stream?
>>189578726
>>189578726
FAZE IS FUCKING GARBAGE
:(
Damn...
RIP 16-0
OT LETS GO LIQUID
USA USA USA
why does nitro have braces, he's 22 years old
Karrigan wants to fucking win today holy shit
>>189579280
NA teeth
>>189579280
Maybe because he finally got enough money to afford them, you privileged little shit
>be ameri
>get sh
https://twitter.com/betwayesports/status/909487083634470913
>faze blatantly cheating on an na lan
who;s ready to cut off their hands
>amerifats getting btfo in new york days after 9/11
like pottery
>>189579453
generally people who need braces get them for free when they are like 12 years old, it's called public health care
>>189579280
just wait till jdm has to get a back brace because of his fucked up posture
>>189579730
it's also called 40% income tax
LFMAO Dust
>>189579730
>need
Maybe he didn't "need" them when he was "like 12 years old"
Also, send me proof that "public health care" pays for a child's braces. Thanks.
i have a huge overbite do i need braces?
>>189579730
he doesn't live in some dreamworld where a government actually uses tax money to provide for citizens and not lining the pockets of defense contractors
Is there a EU Chad meme?
>>189579867
>Also, send me proof that "public health care" pays for a child's braces. Thanks.
http://www.kela.fi/hammashoito
>americans complain about muh taxes whenever public healthcare is mentioned
>americans can't afford similar healthcare despite significantly lower taxes
>>189580407
Our tax dollars are not spread out the same way as most of the world.
>1080p60
>quality still shit
what did esl mean by this?
https://clips.twitch tv/CoweringStrongYamSuperVinlin
LFMAO
>>189580838
learn to link you fucking redditor
>>189580237
>http://www.kela.fi/hammashoito
You do realize Nitro is America, right? You know that he isn't able to use another nations public heath care funding. Please tell me you realize this, thanks.
>>189580719
Ragnar??
is it me or is the sound always out of sync?
>>189579730
ignore >>189579780>>189579867
>>189579993
theyre probably amerifats who cant comprehend having socialised basic healthcare services
>>189580881
hello newfag
>>189580958
>listening to csgo (((casting)))
>not keeping based Asian boxing ring porn in the background for sound effects
C'mon.
>>189581106
hello reddo
>>189580407
america has a much higher tax rate than say a socialist norway you fucking dunce
>>189581019
Where are you from anon?
>>189581019
>too dumb to spot satire
>>189581019
Stop shit posting you retard, it's getting pretty sad.
IT'S NOT FAIR
NIKO IS TOGGLING
>this is the best NA roster
>>189581019
>eurotrash is deluded into loving authoritarian governments that never truly gave its people freedom
actually sad
>bait them into believing they have a chance
>shitstomp them
delicious
>>189581085
literally you retard
liquid coming this far was just a fluke
>>189581680
same with faze. this is classic honeypot lan just like last year
>>189581494
do you have the freedom to get affordable healthcare and education though?
>>189581383
Niko wins baby.
>>189581781
yes i do being upper class granted me more freedums than a euroslave could imagine
>>189581494
>can't gamble
>can't renovate your home without countless inspections and permits
>can't drink until 21
>freedom
>>189581494
>can't have kinder eggs
rofl
>>189581894
>>189581969
>people who are having their shitty draconian socialist authoritarian governments turn into caliphates
>>189581868
>a country with no statutory minimum paid vacation or paid public holidays
>calling anyone else a slave
>>189581868
please do tell me about these freedoms you enjoy
>>189582153
noone is forcing you to work retard
>>189582083
my draconian state is a republican oligarchy, actually
>when a game is so one sided and uninteresting that people start talking about politics
>>189582153
sad state of affairs in Europe when complete and utter reliance on others for your own welfare is seen as a noble act instead of a desperate one
>>189582526
yes.
>>189582253
yeah its almost like I voluntarily do work cause I like doing it or something. Don't worry though, save up your hard earned american dollars and you might be able to afford a sling for your broken arm in a year or two.
>>189582526
kek
csgo fans are literally mentally ill
Karrigan is fucking on point today
>>189582669
>Don't worry though, save up your hard earned american dollars and you might be able to afford a sling for your broken arm in a year or two.
I'm european, go fuck yourself. Do you ever have a job?
>>189582649
>americans literally cannot comprehend the concept of paid leave
So the question is, who can stop Faze?
>>189582907
Sad.
>>189582969
North.
>>189582969
group stage at the next major
>this is the best NA could do
>they can't even say that C9 would beat faze
*dabs*
>>189582969
I want Faze to win everything and be rewarded for playing fantasy CS and making this roster
/csgog/'s offices on the right
this script is shit desu
>>189583329
kek
how is this legal
BUT GUYS
REDDIT TOLD ME YOU CAN'T JUST STOCK A TEAM WITH SUPERSTARS AND EXPECT THEM TO PERFORM WELL
WAS I LIED TO??
>american top teams cant even beat random eu pubmixes
>>189582969
G2
they should sign KennyS desu
When will liquid change into normal clothes and leave into the crowd?
>NA can't even properly plant a bomb
>>189583329
>disappointed looking ginger qt
>literally everyone around her are black
absolutely disgusting
>>189583532
Against Liquid? Ofc they'll perform
>thinkign NA have a chance
LMFAO
FAZE UP
GuardiaN doing GuardiaN things
gg burgers
GUARDIAN OF MY SKINES
FaZe Clan is the future for a lot of team.
I bet more mixed european teams are gonna get created because of this. Just playing with people from the same country is just a comfort, not because the people you play with are just as skilled as you.
Who can stop /ourboy/?
>>189584709
communication is much easier in your own language though
>doubting our guys
dw, they'll reach an OT win and then go on to win next two maps as well
>>189584880
You don't need to be a poet to make call in CS:GO
>>189584839
He was effectively stopped for a while actually.
>>189584880
everyone can call in english, even the most squatting Ivans from Lviv Ukraine can.
Script kicking in
STAN THE MAN
>>189584968
>>189585062
language isnt a flip switch, youre going to be communicating slower and less accurately, especially if youre stressed, when your speaking a second language
top tier dabs
S C R I P T BO Y S
>>189585070
My favourite esports meme
>>189585213
calling isn't difficult
you need to have dictionary of about 50 words to be a good caller
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
A FUCKING DECOY
>NA CS
CLASSIC NA CS
jesus fucking christ liquid
>Liquid
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *inhales* HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
GET FUCKED AMERICA
>NA in a final
>suicide by $50 "nade"
>NA
THEY JUST KEEP ON GIVING
>americans lose the map by lining up in smoke and dying to decoys
YOU LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
better play that fuckin replay.
>na cs
>be NA
>lose major by suiciding on $50 decoy
NA is the gift that keeps on giving
>not a single fucking replay
>>189585632
>>189585697
>>189585752
>Yuropooran comprehension
It was an HE
SOMEONE POST REPLAY PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>189585715
I got cousins in Croatia and we sometimes que.
We always end up playing on EU servers.
I can say with complete confidence, without any irony or shit posting.
EU has the worst, the single worst, gaming community I have ever played it. Any day I will take the reputation of "na cs" just to avoid playing on EU servers.
>>189586013
is that supposed to make it better
anyone got a clip/link of that whole last round?
>that negro liquid fan saying liquid is gonna win
cant wait for the inevitable curb your enthusiasm video
>>189586378
there's not much to clip is there?
>>189585454
>meme
>>189586582
>implying
>>189586582
Let him believe it's a meme
who wins on mirage?
so did faze pay off stanislaw or something?
>stabs teamate on inferno
>suicides on decoy
>plays like shit overall
>>189586994
16-8 Faze
https://twitter.com/STYKOcsgo/status/909506365617590273
L M A O
>>189586994
liquid will win the next two maps and lose the last 15-19
what's the word that thorin loves to use and it sounds like "hayrocky"
>>189587128
Did he literally /kill himself? Does it not say suicide in the scorebot if you, say, molly yourself?
>Faze joking around like chads
>Liquid "warming up" like virgins
>>189587128
what did he mean by that?
which one is the american team?
>>189587357
The one losing
>>189587357
the one that wins
>>189587258
It was an HE, go watch the VOD, you can clearly hear it
>>189587438
D E L U S I O N
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>liquid gets the entry kill
>literally dont watch for a second
>Faze 1:0 Liquid
>see eliges hairline
>dont see any elige is cute posters
lmao dweaboos so deluded
What's up with that lump on Olof's forehead. I'm not hating on a guy for getting a spot/pimple, but I swear this thing has been there for years and it always looks angry/weeping. It's like that Hawaiian volcano that's constantly dribbling.
>>189587751
>20 years old
>his shit is already fucked
Didn't watch Liquid vs SK. Why didn't SK toggle like usual?
make it stop guys
>>189588191
SK are finished
>>189587751
https://clips.twitch
.tv/FamousInterestingOilRitzMitz
did the crowd get sent home or why is it so quiet?
>NA crowd
>>189588746
just a library at this point
>>189588746
Because the home team is losing you fucking autist. Of course they're quiet while watching their team get stomped.
>>189588746
>yelling like a fucking retard or, worse, a goddam Slav for no goddam reason at all
>current condition on EU crowds
Yuck.
LETS FUCKING GO LIQUID MY LAST $150 ON U GUYS
>>189589395
lmao
pls post replay of last overpass round
>>189589225
>Only knows how to chant "LETS GO (insert team name)" and "USA USA USA"
>The current predicament of NA crowds
>americants
>>189589068
>Of course they're quiet while watching their team get stomped.
That's not how it works in sports, another reason why esports will never be considered sports
>yelling positions to team usa and it doesnt matter because europe is fucking their ass 10x over
The absolute state of NA CSGO
THEY STILL LOSE THAT FUCKING ROUND ROFLFLLFFLLFLFFLFFF
WHY ARE THEY FISTBUMPING????
>>189589579
>no booze
>no crowd
Sad that e-sports in EU has to feed the alcohol driven depression of the continent's unemployed youth just to draw a decent crowed
>this is the best NA has to offer
NA safe
>bo5 done in less than 3 hours
>NA 0 - 3 EU
hmmmmm
>best na team EVER
>easily swept by eu team #45345345
Faze went 112 - 39 in rounds in this tournament, not dropping a single map
how can NAbs even compete?
most dominant tournament win since Fnatic was at their top.
are we entering the era of FaZe?
>>189590632
maybe, but more certainly we're still in era of NA being shit
>>189590632
they did'nt beat g2, sk, astralis, gambit, or north in a best of three
>>189590712
>saves NACS
Will we ever see a time where one NA team can compete with EU?
>>189591079
No.
>>189591079
c9 at eleague
>>189591179
>nĂ¼-clown9
https://twitter.com/crbeia
https://www.instagram.com/CRbeia/
the esl girl from booths
>>189590632
Probably but what this win affirms is that olof and GuardiaN weren't mistakes as replacements for jew nose kio and top inconsistent allu.
>>189591793
My nigga
the fuck happened to Rain, he got fat as fuuuuck
>>189591793
nice credits stalking my dude
the other chick is pretty qt as well
>>189591793
>spic
dropped
>come too late
>event already over
>watch replay
>stanislaw back stabbing his team mates in map 1
Lmao
so now that stanislaw is useless since he doesnt igl anymore. does this mean freakazoid and or n0thing will join liquid?
>>189594571
Freak is shit so no
They might go for ex IBP players once the bans get lifted more
>>189595430
>valve will unban ibp
hah hahahhaha HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA
>>189595545
They can already go to most events since Valve is only involved in majors
>>189594571
>freakazoid
anyone wanna play open this season lmao
>tfw missed it again
>>189587838
idk but i swear to christ i made a post about it here like a year ago
god i just wanna squeeze the pus out of it
Is right now a good time to pick up csgo as a serious game that I invest 1000s of hours in to master? I'm 200 hours in grinding my aim and spray patterns so far, then its onto learning maps and such
dude grinding lmao
>>189591793
she's beautiful
>>189591793
the fuck gaymers needs refs now?
>>189607720
dont be mean... ;;
>>189607637
what do you mean pick up if you've already played 200 hours?
also it's important to ask yourself what you want from the game
if you only want a game to play for fun, then there are plenty of other games
if you want to git gud, then think about how to reach that goal
so many people play this game by only going through the motions, not putting down 100% focus all the time and constantly analyzing their play and figuring out how to improve
>>189608293
200 hours is like a light incursion for me
I play because I enjoy the process of becoming better, I methodically got better at league until I got to diamond so I want to find a game that is fun to get better at
>>189607923
BR fans need refs*
>olof is the 4th best player on FaZe
really makes me thingk
Our mercenaries are based.
is thorin /ourguy/???
>>189611023
<massive Koeaboo
<reddit hates him
<brs hate him
<poles hate him
<NA hate him
<fucked smix
of course he's our guy