/srg/ - Speedrunning General

>>188746072
The Human Element

So what if Todd's time is impossible? Is performing a miracle against the rules?

>>188748491
lol

Is Kirbymastah retarded?

>>188753646
No, just Asian.

who /grinding for the anomaly/ here?

***SPEEDDRAMA ALERT***
Disney's speedrunning show PLAGIARIZED SummoningSalt's world record progression videos and now he's going to sue.

>>188754353
link?

>>188754369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP2GbKvbHwc
Several segments of video and parts of the script were copied straight from Salt's video.

>>188754827
Ok, but where's the link about him suing Disney?

>>188754027
scooping up sonic mania IL records
and you're welcome for the late response

Why are you so sure the obsessed freak isn't Toast?

>>188757697
*and uses sources that he doesn't bother citing

>>188756972
because squid is the obsessed freak

>>188760969
no, its you.

>>188762547
t. squid

I really really really like Keeta (Kastalek, pronounced Keeta for some reason), but he hasn't done a lot of runs lately. Full grown gaming has lots of charisma. Ennop is maybe a bit too young for me? I don't get his youngun-style humor, maybe it's too edgy for me.

I'm prepping to watch a nice Majora's Mask any% run this evening with a friend, we haven't watched any since the new route changes, so what are your thoughts on the most entertaining Majora's Mask runner?

>>188765946

I've been a fan and sub of Phil (majinphil) for a long time. I rarely watch him now because his stream times dont sync with my current work schedule, but I still sub. (He usually streams overnight, probably starting around 10 or 11 PM eastern time)

Very chill person, his chat is very friendly as well. One of those twitch channels that actually has a community, even though every streamer throws that word out.

He's also very competitive on leaderboards, so probably a good person to watch if you're not into ennopp. There's also trevperson, who I've watched much less of but have always been entertained.

dude reddit lmao

>>188765946
who is we?

It's not entertaining unless it's a world record.

>>188765946
>>188766001
>they think speedrunning is about viewer entertainment

>>188766001
>de hippie spacing

https://twitter.com/krysrltal/status/906434465592885248

>>188768017
sucks this person can only stay actually mellow for like, two weeks, before cranking up the bitch-o-meter five notches

>>188768017
>two tranny freaks trying to out-freak each other

*cocks gun*

https://twitter.com/dragonbane0/status/906558518538502144

>>188768360
bona fide god gamer

though original TP is better and more competitive anyway

twilight princess is complete garbage its the worst zelda game

>>188769190

its called white guilt sweetie, you would know if you wypapo werent so raycis.

>>188769506
>its the worst zelda game
Skyward Sword is.

Or one of the CDI games lol

>>188769506
hello redit

>>188769590
>de hippie spacing

>>188769506
TP is the third best Zelda speedgame

>>188770029
You're delusional.

It goes:

1. OOT
2. ALTTP
3. Four Swords Adventures
4. MM

s_ is live

>>188770131
>2. ALTTP

lol

>3. Four Swords Adventures

LOL

>>188770295
>hurrr 2d games suxx
So you have no idea what you're talking about.

can someone tell fniure he has to come back thanks in advance

can someone tell warptal he has to come back thanks in advance

can someone tell doggy he has to die thanks in advance

>>188770295
>laughing at ALTTP and four swords
well that was an easy opinion to dismiss.

>zelda

lol

>2d zelda

LOL

hey guyth itth wq here with another video wq army how yout tube well bathically im the smartest thpeedrunner

>>188772883
word

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stop reseting

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*blocks your reset button*

>>188773474
>>188773571
wtf

>>188771805
Fniure is never coming back to MM. He spliced his last PB because he was going to quit streaming to spend more time with Cincinasty and he felt he couldn't leave the community without accomplishing his goal. Then Cincinasty broke up with him and he started feeling guilty about cheating so he deleted the VOD and begged Keeta to remove his time from the leaderboard and keep it a secret from everyone. This is why he has only streamed Half-Life and other games during the few times he has broadcast since then. He knows there is no point in speedrunning MM again because his times won't be accepted.

>>188773775
why did you delete?

>>188775170
This is not true lmfao

>>188775170
why would fniure be barred if goronguy isn't

more like morongay

squid has a better 70 star time than flippy_o

more like flippy_no

>>188777881
okay?

Thomeone potht the litht of splithers

Our girl, Mofat, is online.

>>188777881
flippy has done less than 100 70 star runs in his life lol

>>188781205
I'd just feel sadness and pity

>Oh boy, another shitty bounceyboy opinion

zfg stream

t_ is live

>>188790953
why didn't you sage?

>>188791091
why do you ask?

>simply not streaming mario
>3 viewers

his casual career isnt going to go well lmfao

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why this nigga got webbed shoulders

>>188791538
nigga look like a tent

why this nigga >>188791538 using speedrunslive in 2017

>>188791538
>>188791652
hahahaha. fucking hell

>>188767349
Giving this a big fat word

>>188791986
thanks for the late response!

>>188791538
he'll make a good girl when he takes the next step in his speedcareer

>>188798618
why didn't you sage?

>>188800582
stop posting your nonsensical forced reddit memes you obsessed baby

>>188801508
no lmao

>>188800582
This isn't even formatted correctly you idiot, at least make an attempt

>>188802536
diddeh played alongside squid and has a worse time. your obsession is clouding your judgment and its so boring. squid also has a low 52 and could have achieved a 50 so lol

>>188801508
>>188802616
>>188802712
Holy fuck, someone struck a nerve.

>>188800582
what the fuck is the bonobo howling shit. fags just force anything in these shit generals why does it even still exist

>>188802894
ok kryssstal

>>188800582
>>188801508
>>188802536
>>188802616
>>188802712
>>188802894
>>188802895
literally all the same person samefagging and false flagging. how pathetic.

>>188800582
>>188801508
>>188802536
>>188802616
>>188802712
>>188802894
>>188802895
>>188802982
>>188803031
please shut the fuck up

>>188802712
>and could have achieved a 50 so lol
And toastrider could achieve a 47 and a 1:39

wake me up when it's over

>>188803562
>And toastrider could achieve a 47 and a 1:39
that isnt true, he hasnt actually been on that pace before

>>188803974
He's been on 47 pace in tippy multiple times.

When has Squid been on 50 pace? Best possible time in TTM doesn't count lmao.

>>188804842
>toast lying about himself
all adds up

>>188805057
>squid lying about himself
lmao

>>188805379
thanks toast your check is in the mail

>>188804842
many times during his streams in the late game, moron

why is toast trying to compare himself to someone who picked up sm64 as a side game and dropped it after playing for a few months? whats the obsession?

>>188805613
>squid lying about himself
all adds up

>>188805728
>side game

Reminder that 50 is only a good time if you live in 2011.

>>188754827
wait, when did disney have a show about speedrunners? also why isn't golden the host?

>>188806031
thanks for the late response!

reminder that if you even type SM64 you better FUCKING speedrun it to perfection

>>188806031
it's ESL, the scummy company that forced people to use their anti cheat technology while behind the scenes that technology was mining bitcoins. ESL is shit and should be avoided at all costs.

>>188806031
golden's face would scare the children

>>188805995
yes, side game. clearly.

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>>188806754
filter it up to look like a cartoon

>>188806825
>a few months
>side game
>months
>side game

>grind runs 23 hours a day for 200 years
>its a side game lol

why did no one tell me that our girl proto was commentating another gdq speed event today? i missed it. how did it go?

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>>188808395
is protomagicalgirl the new iateyourpie?

>uses gdq status to grow his stream
>hosts events on gdq for publicity
>runs games in gdq even though they are terrible at them

>>188811984
why didn't you sage?

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GOAT speed games coming through.

>>188816307
why did you delete?

nobody has ever been exposed as hard as squid in the history of exposure lol

https://twitter.com/MrShasta/status/906717477794545664

How does Shasta afford to go to travel to like 6 marathons a year when he has no job and doesn't even get triple digit viewers?

>>188820494
Rich parents

>>188820494
work part time job for like two weeks

>>188820798
That's so pathetic.

>>188821527
your pathetic

Y'all remember Geoff kek

>>188821590
my pathetic?

Y'all remember Todd Rogers kek

>>188820494
didn't you see? he is a twitch partner now. that means he makes a solid 100k a year.

actually he just scammed a lot of people out of money when he pretended he was homeless this summer and begged for donations

>>188823330
why did you spoiler?

The God Gamer Stigma

it costs 100 bucks to attend esa, what a joke

>>188835092
esa is worse than gdqs now. at least gdqs are upfront with making money being the main priority. esa still pretends it's about "speedruns and the community"

[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]

>>188818768
why do you keep posting things like this? literally nothing has even happened to squid at all. you are completely insane

>>188807654
runners spend years playing games, a few months is literally nothing. doesnt it get boring being schooled every time you post?

>>188841478
>>188841564
thanks for the late response!

the hurricane harvey relief stream GDQ felt like a GDQ bonus stream of yore
wish they'd do more impromptu streams like that 2bh

>>188841961
stream monsters who watch marathons don't get a say

>>188842359
*bonobo howls*

>>188842359
i represent the 1,000,000+ whomst watch GDQ events every year
you would do well to listen to my opinions

Why is GDQ making people register even before game submissions? What if runners don't want to go if they can't get a game in?

>>188842872
you can refund after gamelist comes out

>>188842872
There's no contractual agreement between GDQ and the runners and they don't get paid. GDQs are a mediator that reaps all the benefits while providing little to parties that make the show. They will cling to this privilege by ensuring runners cannot back out and further exploit runners' unwillingness to acknowledge their own worth to the GDQ and the general naivety they exhibit.

>>188844467
my name is i_o_l and im a pussy who is too scared to use mic because im a manlet and it shows in my voice lmfao

>>188842431
what is this autistic roleplaying you keep doing

>>188844554
Are you saying I managed to emulate him without even trying? Eheheh

imagine mindlessly grinding 18 hours a day for years, peaking at a mid 52, quitting after getting exposed, and then thinking you're superior to anybody

>>188845001
What prompted this

whomst do i give my regards

>>188845163
i_o_l

>>188845001
literally what are you talking about? this is oddly specific but directed at no one. squid doesn't even have a mid 52 so it cant him this time. explain

>>188845590
the way you parrot squid's manner of speaking indicates you're in love with your boyfriend

>>188846128
manor of speaking? show one example of this because you are just saying things that have no basis

>>188846128
that is squid

how do i identify squid by his posting form?

>>188846201
imagine a person speaking casually but with a hint of autism

that is squid and his fanclub

*imagines it* i can see all of serg lol

>>188846201
he's the one pretending to be somebody else defending him

>>188846128
>>188846168
>>188846201
>>188846271
>>188846315
t. obsessed freak trying to deflect from his constant exposure

>>188847070
t. exposedxmonkey

>>188847084
meaingless post with no backstory or meaning apart from your making different variations of someones username for 3 years obsessively

>>188847331
>p-please stop exposing me... ooh ooh... ah...

>>188847476
completely meaningless with no fight left in you

>>188847519
*banshee screeches*

>>188847571
what? do you think this is some kind of win in in an argument? literally roleplaying as someone screaming?

>>188847632
>no response
truly pathetic

>>188844467
That doesn't answer the question he asked.

>>188849886
>too scared to respond
>makes another meaningless post not in a reply
so pathetic

midx52

i got accused of being the obsessed freak :\

I subtly change my posting style with each post so no one can identify me.

>>188848818
It does. They do it to have more control over the attending runners.

>>188768017
cronikeys? more like mentally ill tranny freak who should be removed

>>188852143
But they don't control who registers lmao

>I can't compete in a real speedgame.
>Time to run back to my piss easy meme game that makes me feel like I have skill.

>>188853931
>this little stream monster can't understand that sm64 isn't everyones main speedrun

>>188853931
if you period your greentexts you're gay

>>188853993
Why would it need to be your main speedgame?

>>188854160
so you can compete effectively

>>188854198
>getting a time that isn't total and utter shit
>competing effectively
lmao

>>188854245
so you don't need to compete effectively for SM64? guess it's a shit speedgame compared to SMS, i'm glad this was finally brought to light

>>188853127
thanks for the late response!

>>188854336
Getting a 49 or 1:45 isn't "competing effectively" it's just getting an ok time.

Bounceyboy has been running the game for over a year and still doesn't have 1:49.

Trix ran SM64 for months and couldn't even sub 2.

Squid ran the game from January to August and couldn't even get 51.

Diddeh ran the game from May to August and couldn't even get 52.

Meme game runners utterly fail at anything resembling a real speedgame.

>>188849886
why did you delete?

>>188854524
>3/4 runners run the game for a small amount of time and don't compete effectively as a result, which is pretty obvious
>the one who runs for over a year literally can't complete a stream without dying
thanks for your valuable input, stream monster anon

>>188854718
>3/4 runners run the game for a small amount of time and don't compete effectively as a result, which is pretty obvious
Plenty of time to achieve mediocre times, which they did not.

>>188854778
>Plenty of time to achieve mediocre times, which they did not.
probably because they didn't really give a shit about the game
is that so difficult to understand?

>>188854876
>is that so difficult to understand?
It's easy to understand for what it is: a pathetic excuse.

>>188854956
>a pathetic excuse.
what's your point? if you even touch SM64, you better get a ~49 or be ostracized by some irrelevant stream monster for decades?

>>188855010
>what's your point?
That if you set a piss easy goal and can't meet it after months of grinding you're pathetic and need to run meme games to feel like you're a good speedrunner.

>>188855337
so 49 is an easy goal? damn, sm64 is shit after all

>>188855401
>so 49 is an easy goal?
Of course it is. That said, it's still harder than getting the world record in every other speedgame. And it's still only 70 star, which is a joke category anyway.

>>188855476
>harder than getting the world record in every other speedgame
>even though it only takes months of small grinding (if you don't even care about the game fully, no less)
yeah this is totally believable, nice work stream monster!

>>188855618
It takes years of grinding for pathetic meme game runners. That's how long it takes pathetic meme game runners to get WRs in their pathetic meme games too.

>>188855664
>That's how long it takes pathetic meme game runners to get WRs in their pathetic meme games too
if it's a meme game, why would it take them years? they shouldn't be competitive, right?
at this point i want to keep goading you on to hear more of your uninformed opinions, it's midly entertaining

>>188855904
>if it's a meme game, why would it take them years?
Because they're shit at speedrunning.

>>188854524
>Squid
>Jan to Aug
So when did he claim both Bomberman Hero records?

>>188856089
During his first meme break.

The obsessed freak is getting absolutely fucking destroyed right now, holy fuck

>>188856012
explain how, i'd absolutely love to hear your rationale

>>188856207
They can only get good times in meme games.

>>188856132
So he ran SM64 for a few months while taking multiple breaks to play other games and you're giving him
shit for not getting a 49?

>>188856239
so you need to be proficient at SM64 to be good at speedrunning any game whatsoever?

>>188856343
Trying and failing at SM64 proves that your other games are easy.

>>188856410
How? Let's see your logic.

You have 30 seconds to explain why you aren't making easy money scamming retards for "hurricane relief" donations RIGHT NOW.

>>188857015
Hahaha, you are fucking pathetic. Stop posting your gibberish here when you can't back it up.

>>188857460
sorry i'm playing half minute hero and that kind of eats up that time

>>188857015
why did you delete?

Squidposting and SM64posting are glorified "bump"s

>>188858954
They aren't even glorified, they hold the exact same substance.

Wow, the obsessed freak has truly been shut down for good after that battering.

>>188861001
Lmao, just leave.

>>188861001
why did you delete?

>>188863420
why did you delete?

>>188837606
it all went downhill when they kicked the don

>>188864524
thanks for the late response!

post splits

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>>188864603

SM64 is the only good speedgame.

>m-me didn't care about sm64!! grinding 18 hours a day for years only make it side game!!! ooh ooh ah ah ah!!!!!!
lmao

When asked why GDQ raised their attendance prices this year, Cool Matty responded with "well it costs more and more to run the event every year." In reality the event has not changed over the past couple years drastically so the costs are very similar to 2016s here is the breakdown:

Total expenses for GDQ: $88,500
>Server cost for website/donation tracker: $500
>Prize funding: $1,000 (rarely used since most prizes are donated)
>Prize shipping: $2,500
>Movers/truck rental: $9,000
>Hotel rental (includes internet): $40,000
>Insurance: $500
>"Entertainment" (GDQ arcade, pinball, todd rogers, etc): $10,000
>Sponsors' hotel and travel (World9 and Power up Audio): $5,000
>Equipment (new pc parts, streaming equipment, etc): $10,000
>Security: $5,000
>Misc other expenses (badges, supplies, etc): $5,000

Now GDQs aren't dramatically changing, so the total expenses for the event will still be under $100,000. So how much Income does GDQs have? Will they be able to afford the bare minimum to run the event? Let's take a look:

Total Basic AGDQ Revenue: $502,500
>PCF Budget (given in advance of the event, based on 15% of donations received the year before): $330,000
>Attendance Fees (cap increased to 1850 and 350 or so are for free runners and staff, so 1500 pay minimum $65): $97,500
>Twitch ad revenue (surestream and twitch prime ad impressions now boost ad revenue by ~25%): $75,000 minimum
>Twitch contract: UNKNOWN
>Sponsorship side deals: UNKNOWN
>Kickbacks from Yetee and Merchandise sales: UNKNOWN

So as you can see AGDQ2018 will generate over $500,000 while $100,000 is required to run the event. Where does the other $400,000 go? That goes to GDQ staff wages. Unfortunately GDQ staff wages doesn't include runners hotel and travel (which it does include sponsors' though). So next time Cool Matty says that the event keeps getting more and more expensive, tell him "I think you guys can afford it".

>>188868705
what do you mean by "you guys"?

>>188868916
Matthew Merkle and his own fat ass.

>>188868705
it really is insane that cool bean admitted that they will get well over 300k from pcf this year and they still increase the attendance fee while still staying at that god forsaken shitty hotel in the middle of nowhere. with that kind of money they could be hosting this in an actual convention center / arena thing like esa does.

>>188868705
dropping a steaming hot word on this

>>188868705
what do we know about esa and their 100 dollar fee? it's a hoax.

>>188873746
who is we?

>>188873746
esa rents out an arena with larger space. they don't receive nearly as much compensation from the charity. they need to charge $100 for tickets. also esa crew runs many dreamhack marathons which aren't free and cost money to rent the space. there is some profit being made with the esa boys, but they are also producing greater quality events (in person) and more events than gdq.

the only event that probably will compare to the level of greed a gdq has will be the oceanside marathon, and that's if it even happens.

>>188875625
i heard they got that arena for free

there is nothing wrong with howling like a bonobo while on pace for a personal best.

>>188868307
>completely disappears for hours after getting conpletely destroyed by multiple people in the thread and having every point you try to make defeated
>still posting
unreal

>>188868307
yeah, you show squid that grinding is stupid by grinding an even longer amount of time for less of an impact!

>>188880616
thanks for the late response!

>>188880753
>less of an impact
lol what?

>>188880820
squid doesn't read your posts, and even if he did he'd just disregard them as you being a freak
you impact nothing, whereas he's obviously done so much to where you obsess over him

>>188881093
>people furious respond to this shit literally every day
>"n-no impact left! me no hurt by shitpost!! ooh ooh"

>>188881267
when people see a retard, do you really think they're furious at the retard for existing, or just sad that humanity can't cure such an ailment yet?
that doesn't matter to me personally, because i just laugh at you

>>188880616
>>188880753
thanks for the late responses!

DB 'got wr in first run' in TPHD and now revealed it was a TAS on console.

>>188881267
You stupid fucking idiot lmao

>>188882764
fucking epic
why even attempt such a bad lie to begin with

Todd Rogers CHEATED!!
*passes off a TAS run as world record*

>>188882764
link?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FltnahXLGsg

>>188884184
that's who he controlled in the TAS, yeah

penor is live

>>188884809
Link to the drama, idiot.

>>188884905
the game is called Link to the Past, idiot

zfg is the physical manifestation of purity

>>188885762
Yeah, if you ever watched Clint instead of ZFG you're a bona fide idiot.

>>188885762
word

>people ACTUALLY thought anyone could get first try WR in TPHD

lmfao

Running categories that are not any% is NOT pure.

>>188887132
Word. All the categories are arbitrary.

>>188887132
unword because no one runs OOT or sm64 any%

>>188884905
https://twitter.com/dragonbane0/status/906971600058290176

Ok so first time speedrunner here, im going for Nidhogg 2 arcade speedrun, any software that helps me set a timer (my cell phone takes too long to click)

>>188888820
LiveSplit

>>188889116
thank you

>>188887527
lmao this isn't nearly as bad as what you guys made it out to be.

stop creating problems out of everything.

I for one am excited for our girl Claris to get Metroid Prime 3 in the marathon and the subsequent kickoff of tranny drama 2018

Why is Bounceyboy still so shit at SM64?

>>188889740
bad speedgenes

>>188889859
If you compare this to how fast he improved at Sunshine, it makes Sunshine look ultra easy.

>>188890027
well yeah no surprises there

>Bounceyboy can't even dive in a straight line
why do noobs do this?

>Siglemic quits
>Cosmo quits
>Trihex quits
>Stiv grinds on

>>188891431
trihex is back though

>>188890691
why would you still watch him

lol I just got Zelda wr on my first run (tased)

bounceyboy is an absolutely awful streamer who gets pissy while streaming everytime and is awful at all his games

>>188893408
hes decent at sunshine

>>188893803
no he isnt

chibi is like bounceyboy, but better

>>188898306
>caring about the daily battle between squid and himself
lol

>>188898306
>>188899031
squid definitely does not see any of your obsessed shit, freak

>>188899294
t. squid

>>188899031
? Everyone knows the obsessed freak is kryssstal

>>188898306
why did you delete?

even after getting owned so hard hes still posting

so tragic

post the death of ion.jpg

how can he even show his images here after all the decimation

thought i'd ask here because some of you might know a thing about tas tools but is there a program on pc that records and playbacks a 360 controller inputs?

i'm not trying to use it to speed run/tas a game. just need it for a combo in a fighting game.

why does this guy put squid in all these images? what is the connection?

>>188904215
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/43srme/wanna_show_your_controller_input_on_stream_heres/

>>188904504
you must be new

>>188904558
that isnt an answer. how come you avoid every single argument? are you telling me you havent taken a look at what you're doing and asked why? you're the only chimp here pal

I have neve once speedrun a game. Why am I here?

>>188904689
Because you're a squid obsessed freak.

>>188904850
lmfao

does this guy live in a bizaro world in his own mind or something?

>>188904850
T H I C C

>>188904967
what is with this filename? you spam the same stuff in the thread and it makes no sense. hes a good speedrunner, why have you decided to obsess over him and put him in a negative light?

I just lost a wr to endgame rng.

>>188905489
man that's too bad, enjoy the monkeys

imagine being this triggered and obsessed that you have an entire folder of monkeys with bullshit filenames about someone better than you and they dont even know about it

>>188906075
>they dont even know about it
lmao

>>188906109
care to elaborate for once or will we see the classic obsessed freak dodge

>>188906214
who is we?

>>188906214
https://twitter.com/LiquidSquid_/status/898222792172163072

>>188903843
>>188906139
why did you delete?

>>188906609
>falling for sxrx

>>188906609
What does this prove? Grind monkey isn't some /srg/ exclusive meme. Where is your speedrun contribution document, freak?

can someone hook me up with a ntsc m64 rom?

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>>188906532
why did you delete?

>>188906791
Ape Escape 2 | 10 seconds | use a weapon a boss

>>188906920
someone doesn't appreciate the art of monkeyposting.

>>188906945
No proper answer. As always. You are hopelessly pathetic and can't argue to save your life.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/simoncottee/legends-of-speedrunning-an-animated-short-film

A stupid fucking grind monkey with a bird laugh and banshee screech creating a marxist utopia in minecraft while bonobo howling and mashing the reset button 18 hours a day and never getting anywhere near a 49 despite doing his little mindless grind routine for years

>>188907942
So fucking cringey and pathetic. You are one triggered little baby, spouting absolute nonsense.

>>188907512
>tumblr art style
>cliched writing
>canadian director
into the trash it goes

>>188908778
>still posting after getting schooled over and over
You're only hurting yourself. Stop spamming.

>>188909145
>p-please stop exposing me... ooh ooh... ah...

>unique IPs: 41
How is that possible? There's only two posters in /srg/

>>188909293
>How is that possible?
The back and forth between the monkeyposter and the obsessed freak obsessed freak is entertaining.

>>188909492
based grav

>>188909492
>there are actual scalpers

>>188909251
>>188909463
stop spamming your pathetic obsessed shit

>>188909492
get me up to speed on this meme

>>188909463
why did you delete?

>>188908778
why did you delete?

## HOT NEW SPEEDTECH ##
>https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM
Buy some of this and set it next to your console while doing runs. The radiation will increase the chances of getting The Anomaly!

>awful games done queerly

>>188918176
why didn't you sage?

>>188809373
>le reddit spacing

>>188918451
thanks for the late response!

>squid gave up on sm64
>the obsessed freak actually won

>>188919234
he gave up on 64 because it was a side game, and the obsessed freak lost because squid bopped ion and started the obsession for years on end

>>188919234
the obsessed freak is a god

>>188919234
Based.

>>188919397
Ion isn't the obsessed freak.

>>188919397
>18 hours a day for years
>49 by 2018
>side game
lmao

>>188919484
i never said that, freak

SM64 is the only good speedgame and meme game runners cannot achieve even remotely good times in it in any category.

>>188919549
as opposed to 20 hours of obsessed posting over an irrelevant speedrunner for years on end with no end in sight?
by the way, feel free to respond with a monkey noise in place of an actual rebuttal at any time

>>188919737
good boy

all that work and only a mid 52 to show for it. absolutely pathetic.

midx52

>>188919924
>work
Mindlessly grinding wrong movement and making no attempt to correct it is not "work".

>>188920109
word, it's like the speedrunning equivalent of playing with a fidget spinner lmao

>>188920335
>>188920413
Based Toastrider. He is the antithesis of a grind monkey.

a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting grind monkey FREAK

>>188920512
posting about yourself is like sucking your own dick

Toastrider? More like basedrider

all that squid posting and literally nothing to show for it. absolutely pathetic.

>>188922298
he did get squid to quit sm64

>>188923310
no he didn't, squid just stopped caring
it was a side game as always

the obsessed freak: 9001
grindxcucklet: 0

I'm a little surprised these threads are still around but I am even more surprised that they are still about squid.

https://clips.twitch
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darbian btfo

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
https://clips.twitch.
tv/AbstemiousConsiderateSamosaUnSane

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>>188926908
>>188927112
IT'S OVER DRAGSTER IS DEAD ANY% IS DONE

how is dragster done? i don't understand. todd rogers has a 5:51. omnigamer's run is .06 seconds slower. are people just joking or something?

>>188929746
todd rogers is a filthy lying jew

darbian is fucking seething lmao

squid quit sm64 because he is close to being bopped in one of his main games

>>188922298
>>188920109
>>188919549
>>188919234
he has a low 52 and played for a few months while balancing other games ontop of that

>breaks are not allowed
>playing different games is not allowed

>Diddeh quits with a mid 54 after stressing himself into a literal seizure because of the game
That's fine :)

>Squid quits with a low 52 after his main game is threatened
REEEEEEE REEE REEEEE *autistic screeching* HE CANNOT HANDLE THE GOD GAME REEE

>>188935646
latexresponse
stayxposed
grindxcucklet

>>188935963
t. freak who has spent every day of the past 3 years posting false facts about squid in a dead thread on 4chan and gets schooled daily but keeps grinding on

>>188936176
buttxhurt

>>188936220
i enjoy schooling you daily.